Volume 1 Through the Tang Dynasty Chapter 56 Joy and Convincing

After a while, Ouyang Jian returned.

Without waiting for Lu Xiaoxian to open his mouth, Ouyang Jian hurriedly hugged his fists and bowed, and said respectfully to Lu Xiaoxian: "Master Lu, I admit defeat!" ”

"Throw in the towel?" Lu Xiaoxian glanced at Ouyang Jian unsatisfactorily, "That's it, there are still a few ways to kill people invisibly, so I won't use them on you, I'll probably tell you about it!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian took out a bottle from his arms again, Ouyang Jian saw that his face turned green, and he jumped out of the distance, and he had a deep fear of the porcelain bottle on Lu Xiaoxian's body.

Lu Xiaoxian glared at him: "I said that I won't experiment on you, what are you running?" If I don't come back, I'll take back what I said1"

Ouyang Jian trembled and moved over step by step.

Lu Xiaoxian pointed to the porcelain vase and introduced it to Ouyang Jian: "This is a powder with laughing grass, as long as you inhale a little, no matter how high your martial arts are, there is only one result in the end, that is, laughing endlessly, laughing until you lose your strength and die." Of course, it's much better than a hornet sting! ”

Ouyang Jian's face turned pale!

Lu Xiaoxian put the bottle in his arms, and continued: "There are several ways to die, there is no need to prepare for it, these things are everywhere." For example, I fished a few yellow eels by the river and bought some dog meat to stew together. The stew was just served on the table, I had to go out for a while beforehand, and you took advantage of my absence, so I quickly ate a few bites. Do you know what the results will be? ”

Ouyang Jian smiled bitterly in his heart: Am I so greedy that I will steal your things?

Although he thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it in his mouth, for fear of annoying Lu Xiaoxian.

Feng Yuanyi felt amused on the side, and asked, "Could it be that people will die like this?" ”

As soon as Feng Yuan finished speaking, Lu Xiaoxian slapped his face and smiled: "You are so smart, you answered correctly!" ”

Ouyang Jian opened his mouth wide: No, right?

"That's right! Dog meat and yellow eel will die if they are eaten together, honey and green onions will die if they are eaten together, and eggs and potatoes will die if they are boiled together...... Lin Lin finally came down, there are about twenty or thirty kinds! Lu Xiaoxian talked eloquently, like a few treasures.

He seemed to be a little addicted, and he could hardly stop: "Let me tell you a few more ways to kill people without seeing blood, for example, I can spread the news everywhere, saying that Brother Ouyang has obtained a treasure map and hides the wealth of the rich country, what do you say will happen?" For another example, one day the underwear of the palace concubine was stolen, and the words Brother Ouyang were left on the wall, what will be the consequences? Another example is ......"

Ouyang Jian's face became more and more ugly, and there was a chill on his body.

"Since ancient times, like Liu Bang forced Xiang Yu to death, Zhuge Liang killed Zhou Yu angrily, scolded Wang Lang to death, and similar examples of killing people in the invisible abound! Brother Ouyang, you said yes, right? Lu Xiaoxian's face was very indifferent, as if he was talking about something like the wind and snow.

Everyone was stunned, but Lu Xiaoxian had already set his eyes on the fire.

He rubbed his hands and said, "It's almost, it should be cooked!" ”

With that, Lu Xiaoxian used a stick to pull the mud lumps out of the fire and knock the hard mud lumps open.

The lotus leaf was already scorched, and when you poked it with a knife, it shattered, and a trace of hot air curled out of the chicken.

Oh my God, it's so tempting!

The aroma is refreshing.

That kind of aroma makes people's mouths water.

There are two kinds of aromas: in addition to the crispy aroma of chicken, there is also the fragrance of lotus leaves.

Several people were intoxicated.

The chicken leg was pulled a little harder, and it was separated from the chicken body, and Lu Xiaoxian divided the chicken with a few people.

Lu Xiaoxian really said that it counted, and directly gave the chicken breast to Tang Qian. Tang Qian glared at him fiercely, but still took it.

The chicken leg was in Feng Yuanyi's hands, and it was simply in his mouth. Tender! Fresh! It's really a collection of the world's delicious chicken. The chicken fat stuck to his hands, and some of it ran down the back of his hands, and he licked it clean with his tongue. The chicken bones are also delicious, so crispy, and their flavor is endless, Feng Yuanyi can't even bear to spit out the bone residue.

The three chickens were quickly eaten cleanly by six people.

Lu Xiaoxian burped and suddenly asked Feng Yuanyi: "Do you still remember the realms I said about eating?" ”

Ouyang Jian and Tang Qian glanced at each other, and Xie Yunxuan couldn't help but ask, "Is there still a realm for eating?" ”

"Of course!" Feng Yuanyi glanced at Xie Yunxuan with disdain, and proudly repeated the four realms that Lu Xiaoxian told him word for word.

When Ouyang Jian and the others heard this, they couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, they had never heard of it.

Lu Xiaoxian said to Feng Yuan: "Today, starting from stealing chickens, to making chickens, and then to eating chickens, does it reflect the highest level of 'foraging'?" Isn't it much better than you eat and drink in a restaurant? ”

Feng Yuan nodded, this time he was convinced.

White chopped chicken, yellow stewed chicken, salted chicken......

Lu Xiaoxian talked about a lot of chicken breeding practices, and so on, and the eyes of several people who listened directly were about to pop out.

Xie Yunxuan wondered in his heart, this was not like what the master taught Lu Xiaoxian, how did he know so much?

"How? Eat, drink and have fun, do you admit defeat? Lu Xiaoxian asked unceremoniously.

In addition to admitting defeat, what else can Feng Yuanyi say?

"Okay, let's talk about this drink!"

Lu Xiaoxian asked the little servant to bring the wine he bought, and he drank two jars in one go.

Lu Xiaoxian's amount of alcohol, Xie Yunxuan has seen it, and his face is still normal, but the expressions of the other people are different.

This is a good old wine, five catties for one jar of wine, and ten catties for two jars. Not to mention wine, even if it's water, drinking so much will make it uncomfortable, but Lu Xiaoxian is like no one, how can it not be surprising?

Lu Xiaoxian pointed to the two empty wine jars on the ground and looked at Feng Yuanyi: "According to me, can you do it?" ”

Feng Yuanyi often eats and drinks with fox friends and dogs, and the amount of alcohol is not bad, but compared with Lu Xiaoxian, it is a heaven and an underground. Not to mention drinking two jars of wine, I'm afraid that drinking one jar will get drunk to death.

He shook his head helplessly.

"Okay, let's move on to 'play'!" Lu Xiaoxian suddenly asked, "You will definitely roll the dice, right?" ”

Hearing Lu Xiaoxian's words, Feng Yuanyi's eyes lit up.

When it comes to gambling, Feng Yuanyi is the best at eating, drinking and having fun. Except for the inexplicable loss to Wei Xuzhong a few days ago, he has not met an opponent in Panzhou City.

Lu Xiaoxian took out two dice from his arms as if by magic.

Although there is no bowl for throwing dice, this is not difficult for Lu Xiaoxian. He took the two wine jars that he had just drunk and gave one to himself and Feng Yuanyi.

Using the wine jar to roll the dice, Feng Yuanyi encountered it for the first time, and his eyes widened: "This can also work?" ”

"Why not?" Lu Xiaoxian said, "The two of us are the same, very fair!" ”

Feng Yuan nodded, and the two began to gamble against each other.

Where Feng Yuanyi was Lu Xiaoxian's opponent, he was quickly defeated.

He shouted a little unwillingly: "I'm not used to using your dice, I'm going to use my own dice!" ”

Feng Yuanyi is really addicted to gambling, and he actually has dice on his body.

Lu Xiaoxian knew that Feng Yuanyi was going to use mercury-filled dice, so he smiled and nodded in agreement.

The final result was still the same, Feng Yuanyi was still defeated, which made him very frustrated.

"Are you convinced? If you're not convinced, let's fight again! Lu Xiaoxian's eyes burned.

Feng Yuanyi is still self-aware, knowing that he is not Lu Xiaoxian's opponent at all, what else is he not convinced?