Volume 1 Crossing the Tang Dynasty Chapter 55 Killing People Invisibly
Watching the two of them come back wet with the washed chickens, the rest of the people felt strange.
Ouyang Jian called Tang Qian aside, muttering and muttering something that he didn't know what to say, Tang Qian seemed to be still wiping her tears.
When the two came back, Ouyang Jian looked at Lu Xiaoxian with a very unfriendly gaze.
Lu Xiaoxian stared back at him arrogantly, with a clear expression on his face: If you have the ability, you come and bite me!
If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan.
Ouyang Jian's chest rose and fell, but he didn't do anything, and he took the initiative to retreat for the sake of the overall situation.
Lu Xiaoxian whistled proudly and started the next step.
First, prepare the salt and other seasonings of Feng Yuanyi and Feng Man evenly on the inside and outside of the chicken, and then wrap them in lotus leaves.
Before, Feng Yuanyi wondered why Lu Xiaoxian would let Xiaowu pick lotus leaves. Now it suddenly dawned on me that the lotus leaf was used to wrap chicken.
Then, Lu Xiaoxian pasted the wrapped chicken with Xie Yunxuan and the good mud.
Now comes to the most critical part: firing.
The firing is very particular, first burn the fire bigger, leave the charcoal fire, bury the chicken lumps wrapped in mud in the charcoal fire, wait for the mud lumps to dry, harden, and then put them in the fire to burn.
The dry wood is blazing, the kiln fire is vigorous, and the sound of thunderbolts is heard from time to time in the kiln, and bursts of aroma are emanating from the kiln.
Lu Xiaoxian patted the dust on his hands and asked Feng Yuanyi: "You must have never heard of this 'called flower chicken', never seen it, and never eaten it, right?" ”
Feng Yuanyi nodded honestly, and couldn't help asking, "Why is it called 'called Flower Chicken'?" ”
"There's an allusion here!" Lu Xiaoxian didn't miss any opportunity to show off, "There used to be a man named Hanako, who was really hungry and stole a chicken, but he didn't have any cooking utensils and seasonings. In desperation, the chicken was slaughtered and eviscerated, the hair was smeared with mud, the dead branches and leaves were piled into a fire, and the chicken was put into the fire to simmer. When the mud is dry and mature, knock off the mud shell, the chicken feathers come off with the shell, and the aroma is overflowing, so that Hanako is overjoyed, and then hugs the chicken and gobbles it up. Later, this kind of cooked chicken was called 'flower chicken'. ”
Feng Man was puzzled and asked, "Why have I never heard of it?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian secretly said in his heart: It was only in the Ming Dynasty that it was called a flower chicken, so it's strange if you have heard of it!
He said perfunctorily: "This is a folk method, it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, of course you haven't heard of Man'er!" ”
Ouyang Jian's sharp gaze swept over Lu Xiaoxian from time to time, which made him very uncomfortable.
He half-jokingly said to Ouyang Jian: "Brother Ouyang, your gaze can simply kill people, it's not easy to practice this kind of invisible kung fu to kill people, right?" ”
Ouyang Jian retorted coldly: "What are you kidding, how can there be an invisible kung fu in this world?" ”
"Who says no?" Lu Xiaoxian blinked his eyes, "Brother Ouyang, if we make a bet, let's take you as an analogy, if I don't have more than ten ways to kill you invisibly, how about I lose?" ”
Feng Man frowned: "What to kill or not to kill, how unlucky!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian smiled at Feng Man: "I'm just talking, and I'm not really killing!" Besides, Brother Ouyang won't necessarily bet! ”
As soon as Lu Xiaoxian's words fell, he heard Ouyang Jian say, "Who said I wouldn't bet?" ”
Xie Yunxuan couldn't help but shake his head: No need to ask, Ouyang Jian will definitely fall into the pit dug by Lu Xiaoxian. When it comes to playing conspiracy and trickery, a hundred Ouyang Jian tied together, I'm afraid they are not Lu Xiaoxian's opponents.
"You really bet?" Lu Xiaoxian looked at Ouyang Jian with a smile.
After thinking about it, Ouyang Jian felt that he had no flaws, so he said boldly: "The big husband has a word, and the horse is difficult to chase!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian looked at Xie Yunxuan: "Then trouble Senior Brother Yunxuan to be a witness!" ”
Xie Yunxuan nodded slightly.
Lu Xiaoxian was like a trick, and he found a trick from his body.
He handed the bag to Ouyang Jian: "Please Brother Ouyang open this bag, and you will know what killing is invisible!" ”
Ouyang Jian took the bag, and before he could open it, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Lu Xiaoxian in surprise.
Lu Xiaoxian showed a smug smile on his face: "Brother Ouyang, do you feel that your hands are a little numb?" That's right, because it's a symptom of poisoning! ”
Lu Xiaoxian didn't seem to see Ouyang Jian's angry expression, he continued his performance: "Since ancient times, it has been rumored that the ten poisons are the most powerful, but in fact, there are poisons that are more domineering than Broken Intestine Grass and Heding Red. What is the real king of poison? It's the poison you have now, and it's called the Scorpion Beauty. ”
Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's words, Feng Man couldn't help but shudder, she looked at Ouyang Jian worriedly, and then looked at Lu Xiaoxian.
Lu Xiaoxian bowed to her slightly, signaling that it was okay.
Ouyang Jian endured the discomfort and said to Lu Xiaoxian: "I was just careless just now, no matter how powerful your poison is, as long as I take care of it, you still have no chance to take advantage of it!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian said with a smile: "The reason why the scorpion beauty is called the king of poison is because it is colorless and tasteless, and it is poisoned immediately when touched, unlike other poisons, which have to be eaten in the stomach or enter the blood to be poisoned. Think about it, if I apply it anywhere you might touch it, how do you guard against it? ”
Ouyang Jian stopped talking, and a picture appeared in his mind: eating, the rice bowl is poisonous; Drink water, poison on the teacup; Sleeping, poisonous on the bed; Clothed, poisoned in clothes; writing, poisonous on the brush; Toilet......
Xie Yunxuan looked at Ouyang Jian sympathetically, this kind of thing is indeed impossible to prevent.
"Brother Tang, his hands can't move anymore, please help him take the antidote first!" Lu Xiaoxian handed Tang Qian a pill.
Tang Qian dodged Lu Xiaoxian's gaze and took the antidote for Ouyang Jian.
In a few breaths, Ouyang Jian's hands moved freely.
Lu Xiaoxian looked at Ouyang Jian and smiled slightly: "Brother Ouyang is definitely not convinced, so let's try the second method!" ”
Ouyang Jian reflexively took a few steps back, and took a posture as if he was facing a great enemy.
When Lu Xiaoxian saw Ouyang Jian's appearance, he also felt funny, and deliberately scared him and said: "This time it will be a little dangerous, Brother Ouyang has to be careful!" ”
As he spoke, Lu Xiaoxian took out a porcelain bottle from his arms, opened the cap, and a strange aroma immediately floated in the air.
Ouyang Jian stared at Lu Xiaoxian vigilantly, he was ready, no matter how clever Lu Xiaoxian was, he would never stretch out his hand.
Lu Xiaoxian didn't say anything to Ouyang Jian, he twisted out a little yellow powder with his index finger, and started his own smooth mouth like a Jianghu Langzhong who sells wild medicine: "Come on, come on, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by!" I said that it is not good, everyone says that it is good. I say that it is not wonderful, but everyone says that it is wonderful. Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good goods are not afraid of inspection. Up to ninety-nine, down to children, anyone can make it, anyone can use it. Opportunities don't come every day, so you can make a move when it's time to make a move. Buy when you are free, use it urgently, it's really hard to touch when you use it......"
Lu Xiaoxian's mouth is very slippery, including Ouyang Jian, no one knows what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd.
Seeing that everyone was stunned, Lu Xiaoxian licked his lips and said, "This is the pollen of the intoxicating flower, the yield is very small, it is extremely precious, and it has only one use......
Speaking of this, Lu Xiaoxian flicked the pollen with his index finger, and the pollen was scattered on Ouyang Jian's body.
Ouyang Jian sensed something was wrong in his heart.
Sure enough, Lu Xiaoxian's voice came over at the right time: "The highly poisonous hornet likes this kind of floral fragrance the most, and it must come looking for the fragrance, Brother Ouyang has to hurry up and take precautions!" ”
As soon as the words fell, a buzzing sound was heard not far away.
Ouyang Jian turned his head and almost fainted, only to see a large huge hornet shot towards him under black pressure.
In a panic, Ouyang Jian picked up a firewood stick.
As soon as he straightened up, the hornet swarm had already arrived, and Ouyang Jian didn't have time to speak, so he fought with the hornet.
Ouyang Jian's martial arts are indeed not bad, the stick in his hand dances so much that the water can't splash in, and the hornet dies when he touches it, and after a while, a thick layer of wasp corpses falls on the ground. However, the number of wasps has not decreased, and more hornets continue to come in search of fragrance.
Ouyang Jian's physical strength was already slowly decreasing.
Lu Xiaoxian clasped his hands in front of his chest, watching Ouyang Jian fight with thousands of hornets like watching a play.
Feng Man and the others were extremely frightened in their hearts, for fear of being stung by a wasp. Strangely, the hornets seemed to turn a blind eye to them, and they were relieved.
"Yo!" Ouyang Jian snorted and snorted, obviously he had been tricked.
The club in his hand was no longer as sharp as before, and from time to time one or two peaks would rush in and give him a gentle stab.
Tang Qian wanted to come forward to help, but she couldn't move at all, how could a girl not be afraid of a hornet?
She glared at Lu Xiaoxian: "You get rid of those hornets!" ”
"Come here with your ears, I'll tell you the way!" Lu Xiaoxian winked at Tang Qian.
Tang Qian obediently clung to the past.
Lu Xiaoxian's voice was as thin as a mosquito: "I wronged you, your breasts are not small, I apologize to you!" ”
Tang Qian was about to go crazy, but she heard Lu Xiaoxian say again: "Okay, for your sake, can I help him!" ”
Tang Qian couldn't help but not have a seizure, and her gaze looking at him seemed to be about to erupt into flames.
Lu Xiaoxian whistled, shook his head slightly, took out half of the incense from his arms and lit it, and walked towards the hornet swarm while waving it.
In the smoke, the hornets fell to the ground one after another, and the remaining hornets seemed to be very afraid of the smoke and hurriedly flew away.
Tang Qian hurriedly came to Ouyang Fitness.
Ouyang Jian's eyes were a little dull, and the wooden stick in his hand was still waving, and he couldn't stop at all.
Finally stopped him, Tang Qian was stunned for a moment: this is still the face of the handsome and dashing Ouyang Jian, which is clearly a pig's head.
Tang Qian didn't expect Ouyang Jian's face to swell to such an extent, which showed the poison of this wasp.
Lu Xiaoxian took out a porcelain bottle from his arms, and Feng Yuanyi looked at Lu Xiaoxian stupidly, not knowing how many things he had on his body.
Lu Xiaoxian poured out a pill from the porcelain bottle, asked Tang Qian to take water and knead it, and then applied it to Ouyang Jian's face.
Then, Lu Xiaoxian burned the knife he used to kill the chicken on the fire again, and after a little coolness, he lightly made a small cut on Ouyang Jian's left earlobe. A stream of black blood came out, and it was not until the blood returned to its normal color that Lu Xiaoxian stopped the bleeding for him.
After doing this, Lu Xiaoxian sighed and said to Ouyang Jian: "Okay, it's okay, Brother Ouyang went to wash off the medicine on his face, let's use the next method!" ”
Ouyang Jian trembled all over, and disappeared like a fly.