"Huh! Sure enough, it's violent! I won't dare to provoke her again! I said silently in my heart. ∑ pine, pine, pine, pine, pine∑, pine

Then, I saw the award go directly to the side of Xiaocao, who was driving, and said: "Turn left, go straight to the wrong side from there, I told the guard, let's go first!" ”

Forehead! Are you sure you're using it? I suddenly felt very sympathetic to that kid named 'Changsun Chong'!

By the time we arrived at the gate of Tongguan, Xiao Lizhi, who had a nervous face, had already looked in the mirror several times. And I also heard Xiao Lizhi muttering, "What's going on, Xiao Chong!" Don't recognize me, don't recognize me! ”

Now, wearing inner heightened shoes, stockings and a little princess skirt on her feet, her waist is thinner and her breasts are straighter, she wears heavy makeup and beautiful contacts, and she has a brown wavy wig, but she has actually completely changed. Not to mention it's just an acquaintance, I guess even if her mother comes, she won't be able to recognize it. Now Xiao Lizhi has completely turned into an orchid. Whether it's body appearance or height, etc., all the looks are completely different!

I hurriedly went up and comforted me and said, "It's okay! You won't be recognized, after all, you have to trust my skills! Moreover, don't talk when the time comes, just pretend to be a orchid who doesn't know Chinese at all. ”

Seeing Xiao Lizhi slowly calm down, I also let go of my hanging heart.

After arriving at the gate, the award was now jumped out of the car and walked directly towards a person with a blue nose and swollen face, who was standing at the gate, waiting for the award.

"Little punch! I'm coming, hurry up and let your people check it, and then let me pass first! If you dare to waste your mother's time, be careful of my aunt and I will accompany you to practice! ”

After listening to the words of the award, I stood in the co-pilot and looked out, and it was obvious that the person called 'Xiao Chongzi' was directly frightened by the words of the award, and I clearly saw a drop of sweat sliding down the young man's face.

"Huh! It seems that the award has caused a big shadow on this one! "However, when I think that it seems to be a young man who has been beaten by awards, I suddenly feel that I am not so miserable again!" After all, I've only been beaten 3 times! It doesn't seem to be heavy! ”

While he was thinking and gloating, the young man called "Little Chongzi" (really handsome and handsome!) Anyway, it's a hundred times stronger than me, a little arm and thin leg that hasn't sprouted yet! With a wave behind him, several guards walked straight over. After turning around along the 'Xuanjia Iron Award', I opened the door directly and got into the car, and looked at the maids on the car one by one. I also focused on the best grass and big flowers. But in front of the bewitching and glamorous orchid, who was not veiled, he just glanced at it casually.

Looking at the appearance of these guards, I estimated that these were all people who knew what the princess looked like, otherwise they would not only ask carefully about the big grass and big flowers with good figures.

After asking and looking at each other, the guards began to carefully search the space in the car again, and looked at all the places where they could hide people, and even lifted the lid of the tin bucket in the bathroom and looked at it several times. Subsequently, after deliberately climbing to the bottom of the car and the triangular roof to check it, he directly said "Offended!" "I got out of the car and wanted to report to the 'little punch'.

After the 'little chongzi' apologized to the prize, the prize directly opened the door and got into the car, and the guards also moved the fence that blocked the way, and let us go straight to the customs.

However, as I cleared the level, I heard the guards muttering while looking at our 'Xuanjia Iron Medal': "Who are these people!" There are even siege carts! "Yes! And just now I got in the car to check, and found that the people running the car inside turned out to be young women! "Wow! That's not the same as the emperor of the previous dynasty, they all use beauties as labor! Poor girl! "Not really! I just caught a glimpse of an orchid! It's still the kind that is white and tender! What a waste! I don't know which one it's a loser! ”

Listening to the muttering of the guards, I was glad that I was not found and passed the test, and I was depressed and called a loser. In my complicated situation, I finally passed Tongguan, and when I looked back at the 'little chongzi' who was sending the plague god away, my mood suddenly became unhappy again, and then, I directly lay in the ear of the award and made a small report: "Award!" That 'little chongzi' must have said bad things about you in his heart again, or how to put on a look of sending the plague god! It must be in his heart that he secretly scolded my obedient little prize! ”

After listening to my flattering look and saying bad things, the award pinched his chin with his fingers, made a look of brushing his beard, and said, "Hmm! I think the same is true of this kid! After speaking, the award directly opened the car door, swooped out, ran straight to the 'little punch', and then flew up directly, kicked the 'little punch' to the ground, and then swung it directly with a chaotic fist. Beat the 'little punch' to lie on the ground and scream! And I saw it in the car.

"Oops, I'll go! It's so cool to watch people get beaten! Especially after being framed by me, I was beaten, which is even more cool~ haha! Call you handsome, call you young and talented. Call you in good shape! Now it's time to get beaten! Haha, it's comfortable! "I'm having fun and talking. Then I heard Xiao Lizhen also look at me and say, "Xiao Li Hei! You're so bad! Are you so happy to see my cousin being beaten? ”

I'll go! Forget that this product is from the eldest grandson Wuji's family! By the way, I remember that Li Shimin's daughter-in-law is called Empress Changsun! This thing that was beaten is also a relative of the emperor!

Thinking of this, I quickly turned my head to Xiao Lizhi and said, "Xiao Lizhen! I'm thinking about you! If you think about it, now that the prize has beaten that kid for you, then he will definitely only remember the beating today, and will not remember you! In this way, isn't it a disguised way to help you get rid of some troubles? And! Even if it is exposed in the future, this kid will slow down to chase us for fear of being beaten! Do you think I'm right? ”

Seeing that Xiao Lizhi really began to think about it with her little head, I was relieved, but I didn't expect that Xiao Meiniang suddenly climbed onto my shoulder, and whispered in my ear: "Big brother." You're lying to Sister Lizhen! You're obviously jealous that little punch is taller than you and more handsome than you! I've heard you babble! ”

"Huh! I'll go! How did you hear that? ”

"Hey, hey! If you want to gag my mouth, it depends on the sincerity of the big brother! Xiao Meiniang looked at me with a smile and said.

From my point of view, the little Mei Niang who is threatening me looks like a cunning little fox no matter how you look at it!

"Humph! Dare to threaten me! I'm really ~~ scared of you! All right! What kind of sincerity do you want? "I saw that the award had finished beating the 'little punch' and was standing in front of the victim, talking about something with his waist crossed. I'm now afraid that after the award comes back, Xiao Meiniang betrays me again, and I will probably be beaten too! Never mind! Let's agree to Xiao Meiniang's threat!

Xiao Meiniang smiled more like a little fox, and then a drop of shiny saliva flowed out, and she snapped her fingers and said, "First of all, you want to kiss and hug!" And then 10 more delicious servings! And a box of snacks! By the way, you'll have to find me two more delicious foods that I haven't eaten! ”

Watching Xiao Meiniang break her fingers and blackmail me at the same time, it's so cute!

"Good! Good little girl! Big brother has promised you, this is going down! ”

(End of chapter)