After I crossed back into the mall again and found all the conditions for Xiao Mei Niang to blackmail me, I brought a bunch of "ransom" back to Datang and handed it over to the cute little blackmailer.

After passing Tongguan, we drove the 'Xuanjia Iron Award' straight to Luoyang. Pineapple Xiao Tian said

After that, I asked the prize about what I didn't understand after hearing the guard's whisper.

"Awards! I just heard the guards say we're 'buggy'. What does that mean? ”

The award looked up at me and said suspiciously, "Huh? Aren't you just making a chariot? ”

"What? I'm not! Oh yes, the craftsman in the village once said that this is according to the 'rushing car' transformation! ”

"Huh! You don't know! In fact, the car is also a kind of rushing car! But the effect is not the same, and! After you paint the outside black, and add the triangular top cover of rolling stone sassa on the top, if you look at it this way, we really look like a wheel! ”

"Huh! All right! Count me as a lack of knowledge! But why do they call me a loser? And compare me with the emperor of the previous dynasty? ”

"Come, let me tell you how the cart works! In fact, the appearance of the chariot is the same as ours, except that it is made of thick wooden frames, thick wooden planks made of inner bones, and covered with iron armor and raw cowhide to resist the blows of stone arrows. Moreover, the underside of this kind of cart is empty, and the soldiers are hidden in the cart, and the cart is pushed forward, that is, the so-called "upper real and lower virtual". I guess the soldiers who used to use the cart saw that there were only women and you and a man here, and they thought that you had driven the women in the cart to push the cart in the cart! Ha ha! How would those soldiers know that our car can drive itself! After speaking, the winners were almost unstable: "And! Also, don't you know the most famous deeds of the previous emperor? ”

"Huh! There were so many emperors in the previous dynasty. I know who they're talking about! I hurriedly explained, and then muttered to myself, "Huh! Former? It seems to be the Sui Dynasty! Oh no, it seems that all the things I learned in history class have been returned to the teacher! It seems that I remember that there was an Emperor Yang of Sui! Oh yes! I remembered, it seems that he once drove the woman to pull the fiber on the boat! Thinking of this, I quickly changed my words and said, "Is that what you mean Emperor Yang of Sui and the female slender man?" ”

"Hmmm! Probably compare this to the water temple dragon boat! Hahaha! But you actually know Yang Guang's nickname! Not bad! Like a learned man! ”

Water temple dragon boat? This seems to be a bit impressive! No wonder you call me a loser again! It turned out that I was compared to Emperor Yang of Sui!

Thinking of this, I suddenly want to build a big boat, although I can't make the appearance of a water temple dragon boat, but I can decorate the interior more luxurious and comfortable than the one of Emperor Yang of Sui!

Thinking of this, I said to the award with bright eyes: "Award award, you said that I also built a big boat like a dragon boat in the water temple, no!" How about a larger ship that is more comfortable than it? ”

When the other maids heard my idea, they were all stunned, and then Xiao Lizhi shouted directly at me: "Li Hei! You don't want to die! Do you still dare to build a water temple dragon boat? Want something more comfortable? Are you trying to rebel? ”

Then the award also reacted, slapped me on the ground directly, and said, "You're crazy!" You can't even mention this kind of thing! ”

I was photographed on the ground, patted the floating soil on my body and stood up directly, and found that I was a little used to being beaten, which is not a good sign! I quickly threw this idea out of my mind, and then explained to the stunned everyone: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I'm just saying that I want to be a big ship like the 'Xuanjia Iron Award', just to be able to live on it more comfortably! It's not about building a water temple dragon boat, not even a dragon boat! ”

Later, I saw that everyone was relieved, but I also completely suppressed the idea of shipbuilding.

On the way, after Xiaoling replaced Xiaocao and continued to drive, we walked directly along the official road to Luoyang City. The distance from Tongguan to Luoyang is much longer than the distance from home to Tongguan, but along the way, I began to rejoice that when I was preparing to attack Luoyang at night last time, I fortunately didn't find a way to bypass Tongguan! I didn't expect that there were so many passes on the ancient official road, and we passed by several checkpoints along the way, but fortunately, this was the customs clearance document pass, and the award actually knew all the customs guards, and they called all the way. What's even more surprising is that everyone who was beaten had a heap of smiling expressions, did not resist at all, and opened the door of convenience to directly send our group through the customs......

"Huh! Awards! If you beat you all the way, aren't you afraid of getting into trouble? I asked in a bit of a daze, I've seen these ancients' small belly chicken intestines! Didn't that Li Tai smash my door and home because I shut him out?

The award shook his wrist indifferently and said, "It's okay!" Unafraid! If they want revenge, so much the better, so that I can exert a little more strength and pay tribute to them. ”

"Huh! All right! But won't they come to your house to find trouble or complain? ”

"It's okay, if they dare to go to my house, I will look down on them, but I'm afraid that it will be easy to enter my house, but it will be difficult to get out! I guess my brothers will also practice their hands! As for the complaint or something, my old Cheng family never cared! ”

After listening to the award, I remembered the legend of Cheng Biting Jin, and nodded secretly in my heart and said, "Yes! Legend has it that Cheng Biting Jin seems to like to mess around and protect his short legs the most, so I congratulated me so much on hugging his big thick legs! ”

The sky was getting dark, and the driver Xiao Ling just turned on the lights, and found that the driver of a carriage that had just been caught up by us and was about to overtake screamed and began to play with the horses pulling the cart, accelerated and fled directly.

"Young Master! Master! Xiao Ling turned her head and yelled at me.

"Why did that coachman shout at the monster just now and accelerate at the same time! You almost scared me to death just now! ”

I hurriedly went up to comfort Xiaoling, then looked at the car lights that had just been turned on, and said to Xiaoling, "It's okay!" They were just frightened by the headlights, I have experience in this, and I have heard people say that the lights are like fiery eyes, and I guess the driver thinks the same! ”

Seeing that Xiaoling was comforted, I replaced Xiaoling, slowly approached the side of the road, turned directly off the official road, and then parked behind the shade of a nearby tree, turned off the lights and turned off.

"Well, it's not safe to drive at night! And in case our 'Xuanjia Iron Award' scares other passers-by again, it will be inconvenient to attract officers and soldiers! Let's spend the night in the open! Tomorrow after dawn to set off, everyone said no! ”

After seeing that everyone nodded in agreement, Xiao Ling was the first to jump out, grabbed my arm, and said coquettishly: "Young master! Then can we do the kind of 'bonfire' you said! ”

Well? When did I mention a bonfire? I've forgotten! But, forget it, it's safe now anyway, anyway, after seeing the force value of the award, I'm not afraid of the wild, and, no matter what, this is also next to the official road, and I can see the lights of people in the distance, it should belong to a safe area!

Thinking of this, I nodded at Xiaoling and agreed with her idea.

"Okay! Then let's have a 'bonfire' in the field today! ”

After hearing what I said, everyone cheered, and I pulled the award and gently asked in her ear, "Prize!" Is it safe near us? ”

The prize nodded, and I then instructed, "That's good! At that time, you will be troubled to protect everyone, if there is danger approaching, you will work hard to protect everyone on the car! ”

I was relieved when I saw the award nodding. Then let everyone wait in the car for a while, I first took the award and Xiaoling to get out of the car, first prepare for the work in advance, and then invite everyone to get off the car and participate in the bonfire party.

"Haha! I didn't expect to have the opportunity to have a bonfire! It's all beautiful women! It's really beautiful! The beauty is ruthless! ”

(End of chapter)