Volume 1 Crossing the Tang Dynasty Chapter 53 Eat, Drink and Be Merry

"What? Than eating, drinking, and having fun? ”

Lu Xiaoxian's words not only surprised Feng Yuanyi, but also surprised Feng Man.

"If you don't starve to death, Ruguan is more mistaken." Lu Xiaoxian said, "Your father is the number one official in Panzhou, and there is no doubt that you are the number one gentleman in Panzhou." It's not so easy to be a gentleman, as a competent gentleman, eating, drinking and having fun should be your forte, I'm more than you eating, drinking and having fun, it's fair, right? ”

Fall does not need a reason, only an excuse. Digging a pit for a child like Feng Yuanyi is like playing for Lu Xiaoxian.

Feng Yuanyi was choked by Lu Xiaoxian's crooked reasoning and couldn't speak, he didn't eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, but now he was going to take it out for a competition, he was really a little confused.

Seeing that Feng Yuanyi was suppressed by himself in terms of momentum, Lu Xiaoxian deliberately excitedly said, "How is it?" Do you dare to compare? ”

At this time, Feng Yuanyi could not resist, so he could only nod stupidly.

"Alright, the competition is now officially underway!" Lu Xiaoxian shook his head and asked, "Let's eat first, let me ask you, do you know how many realms there are to eat?" ”

Feng Yuanyi shook his head honestly, Feng Man also felt curious, the first time he heard that there was a realm in this food.

"Eating is very learned, and there are at least four levels. The first realm is 'satisfying the stomach', as the saying goes, it is to fill the stomach. The second realm is called 'gluttony', which pays attention to the word "cool". The third level of the realm is 'health preservation', that is, food supplementation, which is to eat according to one's own yin and yang constitution. The fourth level of the realm is 'foraging', and the pleasure of 'eating' is obtained in searching, which is one of the great wonders of this realm. ”

Feng Yuanyi was already stupid, and looked at Lu Xiaoxian in a daze, not knowing what his real intention was when he said so much.

"As long as you are human, you will yearn for delicious food, and you will not be finished until you actually taste it. Let's compare this realm of eating, let's take chicken as an example, there are at least hundreds of ways to eat, I can let you experience a way to eat that you haven't had before, until you are convinced! ”

After that, Lu Xiaoxian beckoned to Feng Yuan one by one: "You take two small servants from the house, I'll go buy some things, and then let's go out of the city together, I'll let you see for a long time!" ”

Feng Yuanyi was the age when his curiosity was the heaviest, and after listening to Lu Xiaoxian's words, he nodded busily, and hurriedly arranged as instructed.

A few people came out of the Assassin's Mansion, and Lu Xiaoxian saw Xie Yunxuan head-on, looking at him with a smile.

Xie Yunxuan's appearance made Lu Xiaoxian frown.

Xie Yunxuan didn't pay attention to Lu Xiaoxian, but came to Feng Man and took the initiative to say, "Miss Feng, I'm Xiaoxian's senior brother Xie Yunxuan, he asked me to wait here for you to go out together!" ”

After hearing Xie Yunxuan's words, Lu Xiaoxian almost scolded: Who made you wait, what he said is the same as the truth.

This guy's work in making up nonsense has grown again, and looking at his shameless appearance, he has a bit of Lu Xiaoxian's charm.

Feng Man politely saluted Xie Yunxuan: "It turned out to be Gongzi Xie, I've worked hard!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian knew very well in his heart that Xie Yunxuan did this to make a bet with Lu Xiaoxian. He didn't expect that this guy would get acquainted with Feng Man openly in this way under his own guise.

As long as the hoe dances well, there is a corner that can't be dug down?

Lu Xiaoxian was dug into the corner by Xie Yunxuan's calculations, this feeling made him very unhappy, but he was helpless, and he could only smile on his face.

After a few pleasantries, they walked on again. Xie Yunxuan glanced at Lu Xiaoxian inadvertently, and a smug smile appeared on his face.

Lu Xiaoxian pretended not to see it, and said with hatred in his heart: Don't be happy too early, the one who laughs last is the one who laughs the best.

According to Lu Xiaoxian's instructions, several people went separately to buy the necessary things, and then swept out of Panzhou City.

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There is a small forest at the entrance of Hanjia Village on the outskirts of the city, and there are several sparrows and turtledoves jumping, singing, and chasing in the treetops.

Several people were lying in ambush at the edge of the woods, looking at a dozen "pheasants" in the forest.

Some of them forage in the grass, some fly up the branches to enjoy the shade, some use their claws to dig small holes in the ground, squat in the holes, sometimes hide themselves, sometimes use their claws to throw a handful of dirt out of the hole, and flap a few times with their wings, and a cloud of dust rises.

Xie Yunxuan glanced at Lu Xiaoxian, and said with ulterior motives: "Senior brother, what kind of pheasant is this, it is clearly a domestic chicken raised by others, I am afraid it is not good to do this thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs?" ”

Lu Xiaoxian found such a suitable place after stepping on the spot many times, anyone can see that these chickens are not pheasants, Xie Yunxuan said this deliberately, thinking that Lu Xiaoxian could guess what his intentions were with his heels.

Speaking ill of a rival in love in front of a beautiful woman and pointing out his evil deeds is the most common way to combat a rival in love.

Lu Xiaoxian was a little unhappy in his heart, no man likes to coexist with his rival, even if Xie Yunxuan became a rival in love for the sake of betting, the possessiveness in his heart instantly made Lu Xiaoxian list Xie Yunxuan at the top of the blacklist: those who rob beautiful women with themselves will be killed.

Of course, Lu Xiaoxian would not give up what he had planned because of Xie Yunxuan's obstruction, he said vigorously: "What's the point of going to the restaurant and bringing the finished chicken to eat in front of you?" Of course I know that they are not pheasants, what I want is this process, the big deal is to eat other people's chickens, just pay more silver! ”

Feng Yuan couldn't help but nod when he heard this, and Feng Man also didn't object, which made Xie Yunxuan feel a little bored.

Lu Xiaoxian glanced at Feng Yuanyi: "Give you a chance, go catch two chickens, don't tell me you can't even catch chickens in such a trivial matter!" ”

"What's so hard about this!" Feng Yuanyi muttered, and then the cat bent his waist and secretly lurked beside the chicken.

Those chickens seemed to know Feng Yuanyi's intentions, and when they saw him coming, they all spread their wings and flopped away.

Feng Yuanyi didn't dare to chase blatantly because of his weak heart, so he could only look at the "chicken" and sigh.

Feng Yuanyi came back dejectedly, Lu Xiaoxian shook his head at him, and then took out a small wooden stick about five feet long, which he brought from Panzhou City, and went to the blacksmith shop and installed a hook at the front end of the stick.

Lu Xiaoxian handed the wooden stick to Feng Yuanyi: "Use this to go again, I promise that you won't return empty-handed!" ”

Feng Yuanyi was puzzled: "How to use it?" ”

"Use it to quietly hook the chicken's foot pole so that the chicken can't break free, and then slowly retract the stick, so that the chicken will neither croak, nor cause panic among the other chickens......"

Feng Yuanyi took the wooden stick suspiciously, and muttered in his heart: Does he often steal chickens, otherwise how could the business be so familiar, and there are special tools for committing crimes.

Lu Xiaoxian seemed to see Feng Yuanyi's thoughts, he deliberately glanced at Xie Yunxuan, and then smiled slightly: "This is the method that my senior brother taught me, it is very spiritual, I don't believe you try it!" ”

Feng Yuanyi and Feng Man both looked at Xie Yunxuan, the muscles on Xie Yunxuan's face twitched twice, and they greeted Lu Xiaoxian's ancestor for the eighteenth generation in their hearts!

Feng Yuanyi followed the method taught by Lu Xiaoxian, aimed at a chicken, and the cat crawled forward, quietly stretched out the chicken's feet with a wooden stick with a hook, and then slowly retracted it.

Sure enough, the chicken was very docile and was caught by Feng Yuanyi, which made him very excited.

He did the same, and in a short time he caught three chickens.

"Alright, we can go!" Lu Xiaoxian waved his hand, and he didn't mention the stubble of silver at all.

As the saying goes: be a thief with a weak heart.

After listening to Lu Xiaoxian's words, Feng Yuanyi and the two servants each held a chicken and left quickly as if they had been amnesty.

Feng Man is not a thief and has a weak heart, three steps and two steps, and follows closely.

Lu Xiaoxian and Xie Yunxuan were unhurriedly behind.

"Senior Brother Yunxuan, it's not kind for you to do this!" Lu Xiaoxian said casually as he walked.

"The art of war is cloudy, the enemy is clear, the friend is undecided, lead the friend to kill the enemy, do not contribute by yourself, and deduce with "Loss". Xie Yunxuan smiled, "Since it's a competition, of course the purpose is to win in the end, what do you say?" ”

Lu Xiaoxian was about to speak, but suddenly stopped, and couldn't help but look straight ahead.

Fragrance!

Yes, it was the same familiar scent, and it was the third time he had smelled it.

Xie Yunxuan felt strange and also looked forward.

I saw two young sons and daughters on the opposite side, walking towards them leisurely, one of them was wearing a green shirt, and the other was wearing a white shirt, looking like they were walking together in the suburbs.

Lu Xiaoxian looked at the two of them carefully, not the man he saw outside the gambling hall that day, nor the man who was at the dinner and table that night.

As they got closer, the fragrance became stronger and stronger, but unfortunately no one else could smell it.

Same scent, three different faces.

This fragrance will definitely not be wrong, Lu Xiaoxian is sure that these two sons and brothers are easy to face, and they are specifically for themselves.

There are friends from afar, and they are happy.

Lu Xiaoxian had a smile on his face, and he decided to treat these two "friends" well. Of course, the way he entertains is what he is good at: digging holes.