Lu Xiaoxian's guess was right, the two sons who came were Ouyang Jian and Tang Qian after the disguise.

Feng Yuanyi and the little maid each held a chicken in their hands, Ouyang Jian looked at them with a look of surprise, and smiled at Feng Yuan: "This little brother, the two of us are also hungry, making chickens in the wild is indeed a good choice." The two of us will join you, and pay a little more!" Let's make it easy! ”

Xie Yunxuan's eyes were vicious, and he also saw that Ouyang Jian and Tang Qian were not simple, so he secretly glanced at Lu Xiaoxian.

Lu Xiaoxian nodded in understanding.

Feng Yuanyi worked hard to catch the chickens, of course, he didn't want to share them with them, and after listening to Ouyang Jian's words, he pouted and said, "Who is rare in your silver, and wants to eat it yourself!" ”

was rejected by Feng Yuanyi, and Ouyang Jian was a little embarrassed.

"If there are many people who eat fragrantly, then let's go together, won't it be worth mentioning silver?" With a lazy smile on his face, Lu Xiaoxian asked Ouyang Jian, "I don't know what the two brothers are called?" ”

"My name is Ouyang Jian!" Ouyang Jian was easy to look at and had no intention of hiding his name.

After that, he pointed at Tang Qian and said, "His name is Tang Qian!" ”

Although Tang Qian changed her appearance, she was still a woman, and of course Ouyang Jian couldn't say her real name, so he used homophony.

"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Ouyang and Brother Tang, welcome!"

After the politeness was over, Lu Xiaoxian took the initiative to introduce himself, Xie Yunxuan, and the Feng family siblings to them.

Feng Yuan saw that Lu Xiaoxian took the initiative to invite strangers to participate, although he was reluctant in his heart, he did not open his mouth to refute, after all, the following actions still depend on Lu Xiaoxian to arrange.

Lu Xiaoxian walked up to Tang Qian and said in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them: "Brother Tang, I'll leave the chicken breast for you to eat later, you must make up for it!" ”

Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's words, Tang Qian's heart was extremely crazy, as if the whole world had collapsed.

She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, imagining tearing Lu Xiaoxian to pieces.

Tang Qian was originally very confident in her disguise technique, but she was easily recognized by Lu Xiaoxian several times in a row, which made her very shocked.

Lu Xiaoxian smiled ambiguously at Tang Qian, whistled, and walked forward.

They came to a col with a stream next to it. It was so quiet, except for the rays of sunlight shining through the gaps in the treetops. In the sunlight, the shadows of the trees moved back and forth on the ground, and everything else seemed to be still.

Of course, this place was also stepped on by Lu Xiaoxian in advance.

Under the command of Lu Xiaoxian, the servants in Fengfu dug a "kiln" with a hoe, which was about the size of a stove in a rural home.

Lu Xiaoxian began to kill chickens, remove chicken feathers, open chicken chests, and remove internal organs, he was skillful, clean and neat, even the chicken dealers in the market, nothing more than that, everyone looked at them dumbfounded.

"The chicken fat in the chicken belly must not be lost, without the chicken fat, it will not taste fragrant......" Lu Xiaoxian said halfway through the matter, and then stopped.

Looking at everyone's stupid eyes, Lu Xiaoxian asked puzzledly, "Why are you all looking at me?" ”

"Why are you ......" Feng Yuanyi stammered, not knowing what to say.

"Do you want to say that a gentleman should cook far away?" Lu Xiaoxian asked with a smile.

"Isn't it? Feng Yuanyi asked rhetorically.

"Neither nor not!" Lu Xiaoxian shook his head while doing the work in his hand and said, "You misunderstood this sentence of Mencius, mistakenly thinking that gentlemen and dignified men who do great things should stay away from the kitchen, and women are the masters of the kitchen." In fact, Mencius's original words were: 'A gentleman is also a beast, and when he sees his life, he cannot bear to see his death; Hearing its voice, I can't bear to eat its flesh. It is a gentleman who cooks far away. This is his evaluation of King Qi Xuan's unbearable desire to kill cattle, and his intention is to praise King Qi Xuan's benevolence. ”

Feng Man discovered for the first time that Lu Xiaoxian was not only flamboyant, but also very knowledgeable in his stomach.

Feng Yuan was also stunned when he heard it.

Lu Xiaoxian's voice changed, and Feng Yuanyi taught him a lesson: "To govern a big country, if you cook a small fresh." Similarly, if you want to be a competent gentleman, eating is the first level of effort, not only to be able to eat, but also to be able to do, you are far behind, understand? ”

Feng Yuanyi seemed to understand whether he understood or not, but he nodded involuntarily.

Looking at Lu Xiaoxian's old-fashioned appearance, Feng Man laughed out loud.

Lu Xiaoxian showed a squinting smile and whispered to Feng Man: "I'll tell you a secret!" ”

"What's the secret?" Feng Man was very curious.

"In the future, you will definitely get married, and if you want to really conquer your husband, you must first conquer his stomach!"

Feng Man listened, blushed and spitted: "What nonsense? It's not in shape! ”

Ouyang Jian also felt funny, and just grinned, but Lu Xiaoxian stared at him: "Brother Ouyang, since you have joined us, if you want to eat chicken, you have to work!" ”

Speaking of this, Lu Xiaoxian pointed to the two people in Feng Mansion and instructed Ouyang Jian, "You go with them to collect some firewood, remember, it is best to have fruit branches, so that the roasted chicken will taste better!" Do you understand? ”

Ouyang Jian's smile froze on his face, looking funny. He didn't say anything, and took the two servants to collect firewood.

"And Brother Tang, you!" Lu Xiaoxian pointed at Tang Qian, "Go to the creek with me and wash the chickens!" ”

Tang Qian was just about to speak, but Lu Xiaoxian said with a tiger face: "If Brother Tang doesn't want to work, then I can only ask you to leave here!" ”

Tang Qian and Ouyang Jian deliberately approached Lu Xiaoxian just to find out his bottom, of course they would not leave easily. Although her teeth itched with anger, she could only keep her mouth shut obediently.

"So what do I do?" Feng Yuanyi asked cautiously.

"You and Man'er take out the spices and other things we bought, and put them on the table one by one!"

"Great!" Feng Yuanyi agreed very happily.

"By the way, Senior Brother Yun Xuan, you help with some mud!" Of course, Lu Xiaoxian let Xie Yunxuan be idle.

"What do you do with mud?" Xie Yunxuan was puzzled.

"You'll find out later!" Lu Xiaoxian's face was mysterious.

The creek is not far from the "kiln", but it is not close either.

When he came to the stream, Lu Xiaoxian handed the killed chicken to Tang Qian: "Brother Tang, please wash it up!" ”

Tang Qian was a little unhappy, but she still took it.

There were several big stones in the stream, with moss growing on them, which were very slippery, and Lu Xiaoxian stood on the stones, looking at Tang Qian with a smile.

Tang Qian squatted by the stream, put the chicken in the stream, reached out to wash the chicken chest, and when her hand came out, it was hot! At first glance, it turned out to be a piece of.

"Hahahaha!" Lu Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing, and tears burst into tears.

Tang Qian's face suddenly darkened.

No need to ask, the must have been deliberately left by Lu Xiaoxian when he killed the chicken just now. Then he named Tang Qian to wash the chicken, and Tang Qian fell in love with Lu Xiaoxian.

Tang Qian stood up violently and rushed towards Lu Xiaoxian viciously.

Lu Xiaoxian saw that the situation was not good, and was about to run away, but his feet slipped and he fell gorgeously and ate.

This time it was Tang Qian's turn to laugh non-stop.

Lu Xiaoxian's heart was twitching: It's so funny, can you play well if you are paralyzed.

Although he became a soup chicken, Lu Xiaoxian still pretended to stand up very calmly, shook the water on his head, and said calmly: "A successful life will inevitably stumble. ”

Hey? What is it?

Lu Xiaoxian touched his forehead, it turned out to be, and it was a big mess.

Tang Qian smiled even more happily, and even began to dance. Who knew that happiness and sorrow were born, and her feet also slipped and lost her center of gravity.

Lu Xiaoxian smiled in his heart: The best way to comfort a very miserable person is to be worse than him.

Lu Xiaoxian felt very relieved about Tang Qian's surprise.

The moment Tang Qian fell, an evil thought suddenly flashed in Lu Xiaoxian's mind, and he hurriedly reached out to help her.

I don't know if it was inadvertent, Lu Xiaoxian touched Tang Qian's proudest place.

A bit stiff, but with good bouncy. It's not huge, it has perfect curves.

That sultry feeling made Lu Xiaoxian reminisce.

Until he clearly heard the sound of Tang Qian falling into the water, Lu Xiaoxian still felt that there was the feeling of touching elastic and tight substances in his hands.

It's time to touch it, and you can see the wet body, Lu Xiaoxian is really satisfied.

Tang Qian in the stream wanted to cry without tears and completely collapsed.