I happily pushed the cart directly to the bed and opened the chips for everyone to taste. Soon everyone's interest was attracted by snacks.

After I carried all the snacks to bed, everyone began to open the package non-stop, and everyone ate one bite at a time.

"Huh! Oh my bed! Tomorrow, it seems that I won't be able to ask for this bedding! ”

The biggest flaw of having a snack party in bed has appeared, all kinds of food scraps, which have fallen all over the bed. And Da Ping and Xiao Ping didn't know where they learned the problem, so after picking up a piece of potato chips with their hands and eating it, they wiped their fingers stained with oil and potato chip residue on my quilt. Otherwise, for the sake of both of them being naked, I'd have to slap their asses hard. You see how good other people are, just rubbing their hands on themselves.

After taking out the drinks, I was afraid that they would pour them all on the bed, which would be muddy! I had no choice but to pretend to go back to the kitchen, and from the kitchen there was another mark on my chest, and I came to the mall. After taking 10 sports straw water cups from the supermarket, they were cleaned from the restaurant upstairs. Then I went back to my house, and then went to the bedroom, ready to pour them a drink.

But as soon as I entered the house, I found that they had begun to drink with their bottles, and the most outrageous thing was that the two orchids, who had been slick, were now wearing belly pockets, but the others had begun to be disheveled.

"Huh! No way! It's crazy to play! "I was dumbfounded, and when the gang saw me coming in, they didn't care about me at all and continued to play around.

"I'll go! The belly pocket on Da Ping and Xiao Ping doesn't seem to be theirs! "I suddenly remembered the way the two orchids were undressing, as if they had just taken their busts down and they were slick inside. Why did you suddenly put on your belly pocket again?

Then, I saw Da Cao, who was playing checkers with Hu Ji, suddenly and inadvertently lifted her clothes, and then I saw that Da Cao's clothes had become a vacuum.

"Huh! It turned out to be a big grass! But why did you run away from Daping again?" Before I could think clearly, the game was over, and the six people who played the chess, except for Da Ping and Xiao Ping, all won and did not move, and the other four people, one of whom took off his clothes and handed it to Da Ping, who won the first place in this game.

"I see!" And the three people who fought the landlord next to them also ended a game, and then I saw that the winning Xiaoling reached out and pulled a piece of clothing from the losing grass and big trees~~

"Huh! It's only been a while, why have you all become so heroic? "I was completely dumbfounded when I saw these views. I don't know if I should stay here anymore. In the face of such bold women, I suddenly feel that I am very dangerous!

"This place has become a Pansi Cave, I'd better slip away, I'm the last one to be eaten in the province!" I wiped a cold sweat, turned my head and slipped out of the bedroom.

"Let these goblins play on their own!"

After leaving the house, I thought about it and walked to the outer house. When I came to the outer house, I found that the future waiters and cooks were serving a banquet under the service of several outer house maids.

Seeing me coming to the outer house, the small pot and spoon hurriedly greeted me, and grabbed my hand one by one, and insisted that I also go to their wine table.

It seems that the contact in the past few days has made them feel at ease close to me, but the dignity of the so-called head of the family or something has been completely ignored by them.

"Huh! I really don't know what they think of me in their hearts. But at least they're willing to be close to me, and that's good! ”

I was dragged to the wine table, and found that the housekeeper and the two Kunlun slaves were not here, and the rest were sitting at the table, of course, the poor Ah Da Ah Er, Ah San, Ah Si did not serve the table, but just served these girls around the wine table. It's so useless, while serving with a smiling face, and looking at it with lustful eyes, no wonder they serve the wine table! Maybe these goods are beautiful in their hearts. But it doesn't matter, anyway, the housekeeper said that the maid in the outer house is different from the maid in the inner house, and as long as the maid in the outer house is sold to slavery, it is likely that the master will reward the servant of the outer house as a wife. It is estimated that these four people thought that these were all out-of-house maids! But I don't know that these people, after the training, will be put in the restaurant.

After seeing that the dishes on the table were all made by me and the two apprentices of the small pot and spoon, I tasted them one by one and knew that they were all made by the apprentices of the small pot and spoon. The taste of monosodium glutamate is too big, and it must be just knowing how to put monosodium glutamate to enhance the flavor.

I'm not interested in taking a bite of it, so let them play on their own! I asked where my housekeeper had gone, and Ah Da took me to the concierge to find the housekeeper.

When I came to the concierge, I sent Ah Da, who was still reluctant to give up on the wine table, to continue to go back to be a poor worm. Then he pushed the door himself into the gatehouse.

In the concierge, the housekeeper was squatting on the ground with Da Hei, and Xiao Hei was watching from the side. I took a closer look, and then I realized that the butler was teaching Da Hei how to punch holes in the bamboo and stuff red powder into it.

I asked, "Uncle Butler, what are you doing here?" ”

The housekeeper looked up and saw that it was me, and quickly stood up and said, "Back to the young master, I am making firecrackers, and when I will come in a while, burn firecrackers to drive away evil spirits and welcome the gods." ”

"Firecrackers? Haha, it's been a long time since I've played! Is there anything to do? Give me some, I'm going to play! I said happily.

I haven't played with firecrackers for a long time, and anyway, they are forbidden in later generations. I just remember that when I was an adult, I basically didn't play it. As soon as I heard the housekeeper talk about firecrackers, I immediately aroused my hand addiction again.

After hearing my words, the housekeeper happily picked up a large handful of thin bamboo poles the thickness of his little finger from the ground next to him, and then handed it to me and said, "Young master, you can take it and play with it!" It's not enough to talk, I'm doing that now, and if the two of us do it together in a while, it will definitely be more or less. It's sure to have a good time. ”

I took the thin bamboo pole handed over by the butler, stupid.

"Huh! Uncle housekeeper, that's what you mean by firecrackers? ”

The butler looked at me with a doting look on his face and said, "Yes! Master, I still remember when you were a child, you liked to let me hold you to burn firecrackers. It's a pity that after I couldn't hold you, you haven't played this again! ”

Forehead! This is really a 'firecracker'! Or is it burned?

"Huh! Uncle housekeeper, in fact, I forgot how to play this, why don't you show me? "Where did I forget, I just don't know!

The housekeeper happily agreed, and then asked Da Hei to continue to punch the bamboo, and instructed Xiao Hei to take a charcoal brazier and put it outside the gate.

After putting it away, the housekeeper picked up a small handful of prepared 'firecrackers' and led me to the gate. Then, the housekeeper waved his hand to me and inserted the 'firecrackers' into the charcoal brazier vertically.

After the housekeeper took a step back, he saw that the bamboo poles in the charcoal brazier were directly led by the charcoal fire, and then they crackled and burned with white smoke.

"Huh! It's really 'firecrackers'! "I was dumbfounded when I saw this. Although the firecrackers are indeed crackling, and in terms of frequency, it is indeed very similar to the sound of firecrackers. But it's so quiet! Xiao Hei next to the charcoal brazier sneezed several times because of the thick smoke, but this sneeze can completely drown out the sound of firecrackers! This disappoints me so much.

The housekeeper said to me with a loving face: "I still remember that when I was a child, the young master liked to cover his ears in my arms and watch me burn firecrackers!" ”

Forehead! Still cover your ears? I was too timid when I was a child! I remember that in later generations, when I was a child, I liked to set off firecrackers and two kicks the most, and even if I put hemp thunder at that time, I never blocked my ears. I was notoriously stupid and daring!

After thinking about it, I said to the butler, "Uncle butler, do you still have gunpowder, I want to make a few by myself." ”

The housekeeper said happily: "Yes, yes! And many more! This is all the best gunpowder that I specially went to Qingfeng Guan to seek! In order to celebrate your recovery and our family is back on track, I am also going to burn more firecrackers to pray for peace! ”

After saying that, the butler took me back to the porter, and then took out a large packet of red powder and handed it to me, saying, "This is the best gunpowder!" If I hadn't had a good relationship with Qingfeng Lao Dao, I wouldn't have given our family such good gunpowder! You see, this is the best cinnabar added! The butler said with his hands rubbing the red powder.

Forehead! Cinnabar? No wonder it's red! But when the cinnabar thing is heated and burned, doesn't it become highly poisonous? Forget it, I'd better stop using this unreliable thing, let's match it myself! Think about it! It seems that the recipe for gunpowder is sulfur, saltpeter and charcoal! The ratio seems to be 1:2:3, but I really don't remember which one is 1 and which is 2 and 3, but fortunately, there are only three ingredients, and there are only 9 proportions. Try them one by one and see which one is louder, and that's which one is correct.

"Huh! That Uncle Butler! What about our sulfur saltpeter and charcoal? ”

"Back to the young master, we have a lot of charcoal in our house, but there is no saltpeter and sulfur, but if you want to use it, young master, I can ask Ah Da to buy it, the pharmacy in Lantian County is not far from here, let Ah Da ride a horse, and he will be back soon."

I thought about how Ah Da was now circling around the wine table, and decided to agree with the butler's suggestion.

Then Ah Da was sent to the pharmacy in Lantian County to buy saltpeter and sulfur, and I asked him to buy a small scale to weigh the medicine by the way.

After Ah Da left, I asked the housekeeper to continue drinking big black and making firecrackers. And after I took Xiao Hei to pick out a pile of good charcoal, I found a rolling pin and asked Xiao Hei to roll the charcoal into powder. I went back to the house, and then I went back to the mall and brought back a roll of good toilet paper. I remember when I was a kid, I took the gunpowder out of the firecracker on the toilet paper roll and made a super long fuse. It's not very reliable, but it's more than enough for entertainment.

I went back to the bedroom and took a look, the women inside were already crazy, clothes were flying all over the sky, basically there were not many people who could wear a belly pocket, all kinds of spring colors were boundless! And the two bottles of wine had already been opened by them, and it looked like one was empty, and the other was about the same. After thinking about it, I brought them a few bottles of red wine and a few bottles of pre-mixed cocktails and put them in the bedroom. Anyway, these girls are crazy, so I'll add more fire and give them more wine to make them crazy enough!

After I was pulled by the red-faced, drunken Xiao Ling to take a few sips of wine, I played a few more cards. I was called out by Xiao Hei who called me outside the bedroom.

When he and Xiao Hei came to the gatehouse, it turned out that Ah Da had returned. After handing me a large bag of saltpeter and sulfur, Ah Da was also pulled by me, and together with me, he rolled out the saltpeter with a wooden stick, and then weighed it and put it together.

Half a day later, I was holding 9 small firecrackers rolled in rice paper without a lead. Come outside the gate. Because I didn't know that it was the right proportion of gunpowder, I deliberately made a small one out of paper rolls, so that I could throw it directly into the charcoal brazier and burn it.

After one experiment after another, I learned the correct ratio of gunpowder for the loudest group.

After mixing the gunpowder according to the correct ratio, I tried the fuse made of toilet paper. After all are ready. I used a small bamboo tube to fill gunpowder and make a real firecracker. After asking Ah Da to make 100 together with Xiao Hei, then tie these 100 with ropes, and weave the leads together, so that the 100 firecrackers are ready. Originally, I wanted to make a second kick, but I gave up on the idea after considering how unreliable the lead made of toilet paper was. What if it happens to someone else's house and then it blows up? It's going to be a scary time.

I made a few smaller bamboo tubes and firecrackers to throw and play. That's it. Prepare to wait until the time comes, and the housekeeper will fire guns together and be lively.

"Hey, hey! When you wait for the cannon to be fired, will you be scared to pee a few bites! I thought happily.