Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to me, I sneaked to the front of the chicken shed, and after looking left and right to see that no one was paying attention to me, I reached out and grabbed a chicken by the neck from the chicken shed, turned my head and ran out of the gate.

"Hehe, it turns out that stealing your own chicken is so exciting!" I'm having fun as I run.

After running out of the gate, he came to the top of a field ridge on the edge of the Zhuangzi, looked left and right to see that there was no one, and then picked up the chicken he had stolen from his house to take a look. It may be the first time to be a thief, and his heart is very weak, but he unknowingly strangled this poor hen to death.

"Why did you strangle you? Alas! It's not delicious if you don't bleed! Forget it, make do! ”

I looked left and right again, and when I saw that there was no one at all, I threw the chicken on the ground, and then slapped my chest and went back to the mall, and after taking a bucket of water, a bottle of cooking wine, a bag of salt, a knife and a small shovel, I wore it back again.

I dug a pit with a shovel and filled it with firewood and lit it. Then use the dug loess to pour water and mud directly.

After silently mourning the hen that I strangled to death, I took a knife to remove the internal organs, washed it with water, then smeared salt on it, poured cooking wine, and then directly wrapped the whole chicken with yellow mud, and then threw it into the fire pit and left it alone.

After I washed the yellow mud off my hands, I looked at my masterpiece and said happily: "Hehe, I just read this thing from a book, I don't know what it tastes like!" But my yellow mud is not bad! It's a bit of a feeling of peeing and mud when I was a kid! Ha ha. ”

Just when I was looking at the yellow mud lumps in the fire pit and thinking about how to eat them for a while. Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder from behind.

At this moment, I was so frightened that I almost fell down, goosebumps all over my body, and my heart was also beating.

"I'll go, it's in the middle of the night, and I'm running outside the house again, it won't be some demons and monsters!"

I was hesitating whether to run straight ahead or look back. The man who patted me on the shoulder from behind spoke: "Hey! Why are you wrapping this chicken in mud and throwing it into the fire! ”

The voice was soft, not like it was dangerous. I looked back tremblingly, then let out a sigh of relief, "Whew! It turned out to be a human being, and it almost scared me to death! ”

By the light of the fire, I could see clearly that the person who frightened me behind me was just a little girl with red lips and white teeth.

This little girl looked about ten years old, with a small round face, thin eyebrows and big eyes, and was wearing a white fur coat, and she looked like a rich child.

I looked left and right, and found that this little girl was the only one here, and I said, "Little sister." Do you know that people are scary, they will scare people to death! I almost didn't get angry with you just now! ”

The little girl laughed twice when she heard what I said, and then asked, "It's you who are sneakily squatting here, and you can be scared by me, then you must be a thief!" But you haven't answered my question yet? Why did you wrap this chicken in mud and throw it in the fire? ”

"No, why! It's just a way to roast chicken! ”

"Really? Grilled chicken? Would that be delicious? As soon as the little girl heard that it was roast chicken, a drop of saliva came out of her mouth.

Forehead! No, it's still a little gluttonous cat!

Then I asked, "Little sister, why did you run outside in the middle of the night?" Aren't you afraid of being eaten by a big tiger? ”

"Big Tiger? Where is it? I've heard that the meat of the big tiger is delicious! ”

I'll go, this little girl is really a foodie! My tiger scared her, and she wanted to eat the tiger?

"Huh! All right! Actually, there are no tigers here, but how can you come out on your own! How dangerous it is to go out at night! And it's Chinese New Year's Eve! Why don't you stay at home! ”

"I'm just out for a while, what's Chinese New Year's Eve? Can you eat it? ”

"Chinese New Year's Eve is the name of tonight! Inedible! But little sister, you better hurry home! It's too dangerous to go out at night! ”

"Didn't you come out at night, too? You don't want to go home, why do you want me to go home! ”

This little girl talked back and forth, either eating or playing, and I talked to her for a long time, but I didn't ask her where she came from.

I was thinking about whether to go home and call the housekeeper to help the kid find a home, when the yellow mud bumps in the fire suddenly cracked and cracked.

"It's bad, just patronizing and talking, the heat is a little too much!" I hurried the shovel and scooped out the yellow mud lumps from the fire pit, when a scent ran out of the cracks.

When the little girl heard this, she didn't want to leave, and pestered me so hard that I could give her a taste of the lumps.

I had to talk to silence the little girl, and then I gently cracked the yellow mud to reveal the chicken inside.

"Wow! It smells so good! Well! Yes, it turns out that this is called a flower chicken so simple that it can be done! "I reached out and tore a small piece from it and tasted it, and the chicken was smooth and tender, very refreshing.

At this time, the little girl's saliva was already drooling, and when I saw it, I tore a small piece and handed it to her.

After the little girl took it, she stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it and chewed it, looking at her strength in eating meat, I always felt a bit like Xiaoling when she first ate meat.

After the little girl finished eating, she immediately stared at me viciously and said, "Give me the chicken legs, or I will rob my aunt and grandmother!" ”

I'll go. The little girl, who was very ladylike just now, only took one bite, and even began to threaten me! But though she looked vicious, she was still staring at me with her teeth bared. If this dignity were put on other adults, then I would be angry, but if it appeared on a beautiful, white and pure little girl, it would not be cute!

I tore off the chicken legs, handed them to her, and deliberately teased her, saying, "Eat, eat, eat!" Be careful that I drugged it in, so you can't eat and walk around! ”

The little girl took the chicken leg and was about to stuff it into her mouth. After hearing my words, he hesitated slightly, and then sniffed the chicken leg carefully, and then continued to nibble. While gnawing back, he said, "You liar! My master taught me whether there is any drug here, I will know it as soon as I smell it! "He made a face at me.

I'm speechless. Master's mother? What is this title, is it Shi Niang? But why do you have to hand over these things to the little girl!

I picked up another chicken leg and nibbled on it and said, "Okay, okay, you're done eating, let's go back quickly!" It's the middle of the night, and it's the New Year, so it's not safe for you to hang outside! Watch out for the big bad wolf snatching you away! ”

"No, I'm not afraid of wolves." The little girl proudly patted the white fur coat on her body with her oily hand, and then said proudly: "See, this is made of snow wolf skin, it was made of the snow wolf I personally killed last winter!" If a wolf comes, I'll destroy it! ”

Then I saw the snow-white fur coat, and an oil handprint was made by the little girl's oily paws.

I happily pointed to the handprint and said to her, "I don't know if you're afraid of wolves, but I know that you will be beaten up because of this handprint when you go home!" Hahaha! ”

The little girl looked at the handprints on her body, her face turned pale, and then she shouted at me, "What are you laughing at, laughing so hatefully, you are gloating!" Then he looked at the handprints on his clothes and began to look like he was about to cry.

Seeing that she was about to cry, I hurried to coax her, but before I could open my mouth, the little girl began to cry loudly.

"Wow! The clothes are dirty, and the little prize is going to be beaten! Wow~~~" The cry was particularly loud. My ears started to hurt when I cried.

At this moment, a red figure suddenly appeared from a distance. Whoosh~ A few times, the red figure quickly rushed to the little girl's side. Then he picked up the little girl and said, "The award is good, the award is not crying!" Who is so bold to dare to bully the old lady's daughter! ”

I was startled by the sudden red figure, and when she picked up the little girl, I could see through the light of the fire pit that it was a young woman who looked to be in her thirties, wearing a red tights and a red cloak.

Immediately afterwards, the little girl who was picked up by the young woman in red pointed at me and said, "Mother, it's him!" ”

The young woman in red said, "Call the master, tell the master that he bullied you like this?" ”

The little girl wiped her tears and said, "Master, he scared me and didn't let me eat delicious food!" ”

The young woman in red then comforted: "Call Mother! Tell your mother how he scared you, and your mother will avenge you! ”

The little girl wiped away her tears and said, "Mother, he scared me and said that there are wolves and tigers here!" The little girl looked at the oil handprints on her body again, then pointed at me again and said, "He also wiped the oil on my hands!" ”

After hearing this, the young woman in red immediately glared at me angrily, and then hugged the little girl and coaxed: "You want to call the master!" Good awards, don't cry, don't cry, look and ask for your mother to avenge you! ”

When she said this, the little girl burst into tears and laughed, and rejoiced again. Then he pointed at me and said, "Master! Beat him up and snatch his rotisserie chicken again! ”

Forehead! After listening to the conversation between the two of them, I kind of understood, first of all, this pair is a mother and daughter, and they are both unreasonable. And then this little girl is probably called 'Award Award' and the master in the mouth of 'Award Award' is not what I just thought was to say the master wrong. It's her mother's mother who is her master, and her mother always corrects her to be called, one will let her be called the master, and the other will be called the mother, no wonder it finally became the strange title of the master's mother! Finally, and most importantly, this little girl is about to snatch my chicken and beat me. Forehead! Good men don't fight with women, besides, looking at the speed of the young woman in red just now, this thing is a master or something!

Thinking of this, I turned around and ran. As a result, after running two steps, I felt a sudden soreness in my legs, and then my legs suddenly lost sensation, followed by a somersault and tumbled to the ground, rolling for several consecutive laps before stopping.

I was sore all over my body and my legs were still unconscious, and before I could cry out in pain, I heard the young woman in red behind me smile siniestly and said, "Good boy, did my aunt let you run?" I actually escaped without permission, and see how the old lady cleans you up! ”

Lying on the ground, I sighed silently in my heart and said, "It's over!" When I met a pair of tigress mother and daughter, I still know kung fu, this time it's going to be miserable! I knew it earlier, and I said that I would no longer sneak out on Chinese New Year's Eve! ”

I hope I won't be beaten too badly!