After I opened the car door and invited Dugumou in, Dugumou looked at the decoration in the car, then looked at the princess lying on the bed, turned to me and said, "You're too comfortable!" I remember that the palace where the saint traveled didn't seem to be as comfortable as you! It's just a little bigger than you! Well, no, even Emperor Yang of the previous dynasty doesn't seem to have such a luxurious palace as you! After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "He is worthy of being the first loser in Chang'an!" ”

"Huh! Don't mention the loser, we're still good friends! I said with black lines on my face. - Pineapple∩ ∩ small- said

Dugumou smiled again, then stopped talking, walked quietly to the bedside, looked at the award and Xiao Lizhi and Xiao Tian who were still unconscious, hesitated, and then reached out to pull Xiao Tian's arm, reached out and put it on her wrist, and started to pulse.

"Wow! Xiao Mouzi, you can still take the pulse! I can't see it! "I saw Dugumou's movements, and I was surprised to find that this product was really taking the pulse decently.

Dugu Mou put his hand on Xiao Tian's wrist, pondered for a while, then looked up at me and said, "Hmm! Is this also a little specialty of mine, when I was a child, I studied with the imperial doctor in the palace for a while! So a little bit of it! After Dugumou finished speaking, after putting Xiao Tian's arm back, he reached out and opened Xiao Tian's eyelids and looked at it and said, "This is really drunk for seven days!" Speaking of this, Dugu Mou was silent, then looked up at me and pondered for a while, just before he looked at my hair, he said to me: "Well~ Seven days drunk, how to say this!" Little Black! You have to be prepared! These seven days of drunkenness are a unique medicine in the palace! As long as this everything involves the palace, it is not simple! And this trick is still the eldest princess who is the most favored by the saint today! Well! You have to be prepared! ”

Dugumou's words directly made me slap in my face, how can this have anything to do with the palace? Wait a minute! That's not right! Didn't they fall for the plot of losing a door, I remember that tall and thin man once said it! They are the disciples of the Wenmen under the Gongyi Sect! But how does this have anything to do with the palace again?

After being said to be confused, I told Dugumou about the Wenmen disciples, and now it's okay, even Dugumou is confused.

However, Dugumou told me that the princess and the award are indeed fine, but they just have to sleep for seven days, and when the time comes, they will be able to wake up, and seven days of drunkenness will not damage their health.

After hearing what Dugumou said, the same as what the doctor in Chang'an Hall said, I became even more relieved.

Since Dugumou can't wake them up. I walked out of the car with Dugumou and came to the tent outside the car, after all, the ready-made RV is actually no different from my house, and it is really not good to let a man like Dugumou stay inside.

After we arrived in the tent, I asked Dugumou about Wenmen and Gongyi. However, Dugumou said that he didn't know about these things, so we turned the topic to the disappearance of the carriage on the school grounds.

"Xiao Mouzi! I asked the maids just now, and I didn't find anything unusual! ”

"Alas! I guess so! Just now my guards reported to me about the guards who had passed out, and found that they were all drugged! Now they have come to their senses, but unfortunately they don't know how they got into the sweat pills, and they don't even know what happened! Dugumou said depressedly.

"Sweat medicine? You mean sweat pills? As a person who grew up watching all kinds of martial arts, I have been particularly interested in the Menghan medicine since I was a child, especially when I saw the three treasures of the protagonist in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", I was very yearning, but it is a pity. Later, after studying medicine, I didn't find any miracle medicine like what Rimon Sweat said. The only similar ones that can take effect quickly are some ether-based volatile agents, which may have the magical effect of sweat medicine, but it is not something that can take effect by eating it in the stomach! And other drugs, there is no one that can be imagined, only when it is put into water or food, it can take effect immediately. It seems that the fastest potion will take thirty or forty minutes to take effect!

Therefore, when I heard the sweat pill that Dugu Mou said from his mouth, I was completely attracted, and then hurriedly asked Dugu Mou: "Xiao Mouzi, what you just said is sweat pills?" ”

Dugumou was taken aback by my sudden enthusiasm, and then wondered: "Yes! Sweat pills, what's wrong? ”

"Hmmm! Do you have that thing, can you give me some? I'm very interested in this! ”

After listening to my words, Dugumou looked me up and down, looked at me with a somewhat confused expression and said, "You? Sweat pills? What do you want that thing for? ”

"I~ I'm just very interested! I want to see the sweat pills, I've only heard of them before, but I've never seen them! Curious! I said excitedly.

"You? Interested? Curious! Dugu Mou looked me aside from beginning to end again, and then he looked up at the sky and was silent for a while, then said to me, "Hmm! This ~ little black! That, that's not my brother, I said you, this sweat pill or something shouldn't be suitable for you! Speaking of this, Dugumou lowered his head and hesitated, then made a determined expression, gritted his teeth and said to me: "Eh~ Brother, I'll recommend something else to you!" Forehead! You wait for me! After Dugumou finished speaking, he turned his head and stood up and ran out directly.

Looking at Dugumou's back, I was puzzled, and wondered in my heart: "This sweat medicine is not suitable for me?" What does it mean, what is Xiao Mouzi's gritted teeth going to do? He didn't think I was going to eat it! Thinking of this, I am a little amused, who would give myself sweat medicine to eat! This little plot must have misunderstood something!

"Alas! When he comes back, I'll explain! I shook my head and laughed.

It didn't take long for Dugumou to come back. As soon as he entered the tent, he quickly closed the curtain of the tent, and after looking left and right, he reached out and took out a small bag from his own arms, which seemed to be full of bottles and cans. Clanging.

After Dugumou looked left and right again sneakily, he handed me the little baggage, and then whispered: "You take it, there is an introduction in it, you save some use, this thing is not easy to get now!" ”

As a result, I reached out to open the small baggage. Dugu Mou saw that I was about to open it, pressed my hand, and said, "Be careful, you better go back and see for yourself, the bottle inside is very clear!" Don't open it here! ”

"Uh-huh!" I took the burden, since he said to look back at himself, then I put it first, thinking of this, I twisted around, and then took the opportunity to reach out and press the mark on my chest, and went directly back to the mall, put the burden on the ground, and then quickly crossed back.

Dugu Mou saw me turn around, and then the burden in his hand disappeared in an instant, and he was directly stunned when he heard a loud "whew~" sound from my mouth. When he saw me turn around and come back, he said to me, "Little Black! Is this what your 'Bai Yujing' disciple is capable of? Wow! It's amazing! Can you teach me? ”

When I turned around, I heard Dugu Mou ask me this, and I replied in a daze: "Bai Yujing? How can it be Bai Yujing! I don't~ Forget it, you can say whatever you like! ”

Dugu Mou heard my words, and then asked, "Huh? Isn't it Bai Yujing? I've heard what your iron horse said with my own ears, and he really said Bai Yujing! ”

Hearing him say this, I remembered that the last time I stabbed Lou Zi and was caught in a fishing net, I was once seen by Dugu Mou with a car, and then I shook my head and explained to him: "That little Mouzi!" You! Well? Wait a minute? Iron Horse? What's that? "I was suddenly stopped by what he said about the iron horse.

"Iron Horse? Oh! It's your mount since you were caught last time! Didn't you send it to the palace for research later? They all call this an iron horse now, and I heard that it is still the same thing as the wooden ox and flowing horse said in the ancient books. By the way, I also want to know, you have an iron horse, do you also have a wooden ox flowing horse? Well? No, ah! I see, your cart doesn't seem to be driven by manpower, and there is no horse-drawn ox to lead, so you have a wooden ox in the cart, right? ”

After listening to Dugumou's words, I was dumbfounded, saying that this thing has such a big brain! Still a wooden cow and a horse? Well? Wait, I remember that the wooden cow and the horse seem to be the plot of the Three Kingdoms! Isn't that thing lost? Oh yes, it's ancient times, it can't be lost yet, right? Well, my ask.

"Is there anyone who can build a wooden ox and a flowing horse now?"

After listening to my words, Dugumou said with a blank face: "Huh? Aren't you? ”

"No! I'm not next to a wooden cow or a horse! The wooden ox and flowing horse I am talking about is the one invented by Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms period! ”

"Oh! That's what you say! Well! How do I know! ”

"......" heard Dugu Mou confidently say that he didn't know, I didn't know how to answer the conversation, in other words, this is to talk to death!

"Hmmm! By the way, you're really not a disciple of Bai Yujing? ”

After hearing that Dugumou brought the topic back here, I shook my head, and after thinking about it, I found that it was really not easy to explain if I only needed to explain.

"Alas! I owe him a lot of affection anyway! Just explain it to him! I sighed inwardly. said to Dugumou: "I can't explain this sentence or two, you wait for me!" "After saying that, I decided that it was better not to continue to cross in front of this goods, and there were more and more problems with him. Then I left the tent directly, and as soon as I walked out of the tent, I saw the big tree and Xiao Mei Niang who had been squatting in front of the honeycomb coal stove and were roasting marshmallows with the fire in the stove to eat, just let the big tree help me watch the wind, I hid directly in the side of the car where others could not see, and crossed back to the mall directly, and then brought the motorcycle with the song "Beijing Welcomes You" in the car stereo last time to Datang. Then I pushed the motorcycle into the tent and turned on the car stereo directly, so that Dugumou could listen to the singing inside again.

When the car stereo directly plays the ** part of the song: "Beijing welcomes you and opens up the world for you." The charm in the flow is full of vitality! "After. It was played several times in a row, and then I turned off the stereo and said to Dugumou: "Xiao Mouzi! You heard me! ”

Dugu Mou suddenly said to me with his eyes shining brightly: "Bai Yujing! This is Bai Yujing! Ha ha! You are really an immortal disciple! Is this Divine Comedy the praise of your teacher? Or is it your teacher's teachings? Why is there only this sentence! ”

"Ahh What do you say? "Dugumou's words made me stupid again. I quickly turned on the stereo again, and after listening carefully, I asked suspiciously, "No!" You~ How can you hear Bai Yujing? That's what I'm hearing about Beijing! ”

"Beijing? The capital to the north? That's not right! Obviously, it's Bai Yujing! He also said that he could help people open up the world! Wow, what a confident fairy sect can say~ No, it's such a simple, but vigorous declaration hymn! ”

Forehead! Seeing Dugumou's appearance, I was speechless, and then pointed at him and said, "Your skull is broken?" Where is the atmosphere? Where~ alas! Forget it, whatever you say! "I really didn't bother to explain it to him.

At this time, Dugu Mou moved to the side of the motorcycle and asked, "Can you let me touch it?" Oh yes, didn't your iron horse be handed over to the palace? Did they give it back to you? After speaking, the goods directly reached out to the motorcycle and stroked his hand, the appearance was still very obscene, and the frivolous appearance of touching the girl was very obscene.

I shook my head, and then said: "This is not the one, I~uh~ I can connect to my division in my dream, alas! Bai Yujing is Bai Yujing! This is that~ uh! It was another one that my master gave me! ”

After hearing the words, Dugumou's eyes lit up, and then said, "Xiao Hei! Can you help me ask, is there still a shortage of people in your division, can you add me one? I've been smart and clever since I was a child, with great potential, and I can write and martial arts and bring my own dry food bed! ”

Seeing Dugumou's eyes shining, I had no choice but to say, "Eh! Forehead! Also~ uh! It's still missing~maybe~probably~should~maybe! ”

Hearing my perfunctory words, Dugumou's eyes brightened, and then said, "Then you give a recommendation!" Brother Li Hei! ”

Hearing Dugumou's words that suddenly became numb, I quickly shook off the goosebumps all over my body, and then pushed him aside and said, "Hmm! Forehead! This one! I also said that this doesn't count! That~ That is the master I met in a dream! Hmm~ Why don't you try your luck in your dreams? ”

"Don't! I don't seem to have that fairy fate! Can you figure it out? Black brother! Dugumou suddenly showed an expression like a puppy, reached out and grabbed me and said.

But I'm really okay with this, I'm all making it up! But then again, why is this thing so powerful! The arm that I grabbed hurts so much! Forehead! This isn't a threat to me, is it? Hum! Then I'm still ~uh~ Okay, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that my little arms and legs can't withstand the destruction of these pliers-like hands! Forget it, let's think about it again!

(End of chapter)