Chapter 114 131 Want to Apprentice? Dream first!
Yes! Forget it, let's think about it again!
Thinking of this, I quickly tried to shake my arm, trying to shake off the place where Dugumou's hands were grabbing, but my efforts were in vain. ≮Pine≒Radish≒Small≮Say you can't get rid of it at all! This is also a lot of strength.
"Huh! All right! Then hurry up and get an application letter! Right! Now, immediately, hurry up and write a letter of application, and then I will submit it to my master for you now, so that when the time comes, it will only depend on the will of God! "I finally came up with an excuse to send him away, especially if he wrote now, which should make him let go first! Anyway, what are you doing with so much strength, I hurt to death when you caught it! Well! I won't break bones! While rubbing my arms, I watched the elated Dugumou clamoring to find pen, ink, paper, inkstone, or something to write a letter.
"Forget it! Don't look for it, I'll get it for you! "When I saw that Dugumou began to instruct his guards to prepare to search for paper and pencils, I saw that he was pitiful, so I went directly from the carriage and found the ballpoint pen that I threw into the drawer of the co-pilot after using it last time, and gave it to Dugumou, and after tearing a piece of paper from the notebook, I took it to Dugumou, who had been thinking in the tent.
After Dugumou took the pen and paper, he looked at the ballpoint pen, and then said to me, "Xiao Hei." Is this also your master's treasure? And this paper, it's pretty average. ”
Seeing Dugumou pick up a ballpoint pen made of plastic and study it back and forth, I replied to him: "This is not a treasure, it is just a tool for writing!" Then I saw that after Dugu Mou played with it for a long time, he didn't start to write, and then I took the ballpoint pen from his hand, scratched and pulled it on the paper a few times, and explained: "Look, just use it like this, okay, write it quickly!" "I wanted him to finish the letter as soon as possible, and then disappear it in front of him. Let's get to the end of this topic......
"That's how it works! Well! It's kind of like a knife pen, but it looks like it's a little bit better! Dugumou commented.
"Alright, alright! Hurry up and write. If you like it, I'll give it to you! I waved my hand impatiently, trying to get rid of this troublesome topic, after all, I was fooling him.
After he triumphantly finished writing the whole sheet, he directly folded the letter, then handed it to me and said, "Then trouble you, Brother Li Hei!" Oh yes, please help me with a few more kind words! ”
“…… All right! I quickly took it, then turned my back, secretly pressed my left hand on the chest mark, held the folded letter paper in my right hand, and then stretched out my right hand so that Dugumou could see the appearance of the letter paper in my hand, and then quietly pressed the mark on my chest with my left hand, and crossed directly back to the mall.
Back at the mall, I wanted to open the letter to see what was written inside, but when I tried to open it, I found that the letter had been folded into the shape of Fang Sheng.
"Fang Sheng? I'll go, this thing is wrong again! Write a letter casually, and fold it into a square victory, and I'm not afraid that the recipient won't open it! I shook my head, and then decided to see what was written here next time, and now I guess he also saw the letter disappearing directly from my hand, so I should hurry back and perfunctory this kid, and then quickly take the topic over!
Thinking of this, I threw the letter to the side, and when I saw that the letter had fallen directly onto the counter next to me, I crossed back into the tent again.
After I came back, as soon as I turned around, I saw Dugumou looking at me with blank eyes, so I had to say to him: "Okay, I'll help you hand it in, and if there is news at that time, someone will go to your dream to reply to you!" ”
Hearing my irresponsible answer, Dugumou looked at me blankly for a while, and just when he was about to look at me, this thing lowered his head, rubbed his hands quickly against each other, and then walked over my shoulder, and said obscenely: "Hmm~~!" That, that Li Hei brother! Dugumou hugged my shoulder, and after stumbling through this, the face of the thing suddenly turned red, and then showed an expression that seemed to have something unspeakable.
This expression directly startled me, and then I quickly took two steps back, dodging his arm holding my shoulder, and I said in horror: "You~ You have something to say!" What are you blushing for! ”
The expression of this product really scared me, so this product won't be fancy me! Why didn't you suddenly show such a shy expression! Forehead! This can't be a special person! Thinking of this, I subconsciously looked at this skin that was whiter and tenderer than Xiaoling and the award again, and then carefully looked at it from top to bottom. Forehead! The face is beardless, there is no beard stubble, and the chest is flat! I'll go! Wouldn't it, this is still a special person?
Just when I began to doubt the gender of this thing, Dugu Mou suddenly looked up to the sky and pondered. But it did make me see the Adam's apple on his neck, and I was sure that this thing must be a man.
Just when I was thinking about it and being frightened, Dugu Mou showed a look that seemed to have just mustered up courage, and then whispered to me: "Hmm~ that~ That's not the little brother, I don't believe you, it's just~ It's just that the little brother I also want to take a look at the place in the dream of Brother Li Hei, and see the teacher with my own eyes~ You~Hmm~ Do you think it?" ”
Hearing Dugumou's words, I realized that I had misunderstood, but I just wanted to see the so-called 'place in my dream' and the teacher in my dream. Well! In this way, this product seems to belong to the kind that only believes in what you see, and is not easy to be fooled! But as long as this thing doesn't have anything to think about my body.
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Eh~ this!" It's not impossible, is it? Well? Well! By the way, I'll go and ask in my dreams! I gave him a perfunctory remark again. But this is also a helpless thing, I guess if I refuse directly, maybe I will make some other moths, or perfunctory first, and then I will take the opportunity to slip away for a while, and then find other ways to completely perfunctory.
"Okay! How much time will you need? After Dugumou heard my perfunctory, he looked at me with blank eyes and said with an expectant face.
"Huh! Right away! It should be right away, Xiaoling! Xiaoling, come over and give Brother Dugu another pot of good tea! "I took the opportunity to call Xiaoling too. Not for anything else, but I was frightened by the misunderstanding just now, and now I'm afraid that when I cross back into the mall, this thing will do something unspeakable to my body here. Call Xiao Ling over, just to protect me, anyway, I know that Xiao Ling has also learned kung fu or something, and she still has an electric baton in her pocket, which should be able to protect me.
After Xiaoling came over with a pot of new tea, I grabbed Xiaoling and whispered a few words in her ear, asking her to help stay here for a while and take care of my body, and then I said to Dugumou again: "Xiaomouzi! "You say! You say! "Hmm! I'm going to ask in my dreams now, you drink some tea first, and then later! ”
Seeing Dugumou's appearance after happily agreeing, I turned my back and sat down, and then secretly gave Xiaoling a look, I reached out again and pressed the mark on my chest, and crossed back into the mall.
After returning to the mall, I picked up the letter written by Dugumou again, walked directly to the café, and after making myself a cup of refreshment, I came to the table where I usually sat and sat down.
"Whew! This folded Fang Sheng is really complicated! It's the first time I've seen such a folded shape! "But think about it, I remember that after I graduated, especially after mobile phones and the Internet became popular, I basically never saw anyone fold a letter paper into a square knot. Even letters became less and less, and even by the year I had traveled, it seemed that even mailed letters began to be mailed by courier. Not to mention handwritten letters.
However, Dugumou's Fang Sheng folding is quite exquisite, and you can see the honorific title of the recipient from the middle part of Fang Sheng's knot, but the funny thing is that this product actually reads' To the elder Mr. Dade Renzuo, please learn Dugumou to kneel after Ci'an. ’
"Hey, hey! It's really antique! "After I read the letter written by this goods, I realized that Dugumou's handwriting is really good! Much better than what I wrote! "What a beautiful traditional Chinese Xiaokai! But it's a pity that it's written with a ballpoint pen, which is a pity! ”
After I finished reading it, I found that this thing's desire to apprentice to Bai Yujing is really strong! Between the lines, all of them reveal the desire to become an immortal disciple.
"Huh! Immortal disciple, you are out of play, but it's a pity that you haven't met a real immortal! I was really fooled by accident! I said with a little reproach.
But how am I going to continue this perfunctory lie! In other words, it's really hard to lie or something! Sure enough, that old saying is true! "A lie needs an infinite number of lies to cover up" is the current situation!
I started to wonder, "How can this continue!" Just say no? I guess I'll be able to wear a goof, this kid looks quite shrewd! Forehead! What can I do? ”
I finished my coffee and started wandering around the mall aimlessly. While strolling around, I thought about how to fulfill my lie.
"Why don't you put him on a TV? Then find a random landscape or something, and let him see it? "I looked at the advertising display in the mall and it occurred to me.
"Hmmm! Give it a try! Thinking of this, I walked straight to the appliance counter. When I passed by the movie advertisement in the movie theater on the first floor, I was suddenly attracted by the '5D movie' written on the commercial.
"That's right! Didn't Xiao Mouzi want to come to my dream? Hehe, then I'll let him go to the 'dream' to immerse himself in the scene! ”
When I saw the 5D movie commercial, I remembered that there were several dynamic movie seats that claimed to be playing '5D movies' in the arcade upstairs of the mall. It's the kind of device cabin equipped with a VR headset and can roll and rotate 360 times.
I remember when it first came out, I had experienced it myself, and it was so much more realistic than a regular 3D movie. If I want to take it to Datang and try it for the ancients who haven't even seen movies and television, hehe! Maybe they think they're in a dream.
"Hey, hey! Dugumou, this kid should probably be able to get rid of it! Do you want to scare him? Hey, hey, hey! ”
Since I thought about how to tell a lie, my mood has become happy again, and I even think about playing a prank! But think about it again, forget it! How can I say that this Dugu Mou is also my life-saving benefactor, and I already feel sorry for my conscience when I fool him, how can this still scare him!
After thinking of this, I had to put down the leaflets of a few ghost movies in my hand, and then picked up a leaflet that said 'Panoramic Experience of the Forbidden City', looked at it carefully and said, "Hmm! Just him, so that it doesn't look like it scares him, and it can look high-end and high-end! I guess I'll be able to fool it! ”
When I came to the console outside the equipment cabin and began to study how to operate this thing, I saw that the main control computer was always in the boot state, I picked up the mouse, and after trying to operate it for a while, I found that the operation of this thing was super simple, I opened a video casually, and I saw that the equipment cabin began to rotate. I pressed the pause button again, then went outside the equipment cabin, and when I put the helmet on, I saw that it was indeed playing pause inside. I'm sure it's really easy to operate.
Once I had restored the device and pressed the reset button, I started looking for the power on its device and the main computer.
"Hah! Good luck! All plugged into a power strip, hehe! In this case, I guess this thing, if the power supply on my baby RV is running at full power, it should be able to carry the handlebar! ”
After I unplugged one of the equipment compartments separately and connected the connection between the device and the main control computer, I removed the main computer separately.
In this case, it should be more power-efficient with only one equipment compartment and the main control computer!
After I was ready, I crossed back to Datang's tent directly, and then my body in Datang also stood up with my eyes open, and looked back at Dugu Mou, who was looking at me, and I said, "Xiao Mouzi!" My teacher has agreed to your request to visit! ”
When Dugu Mou heard my answer, he was so happy that he even jumped up on the spot, and then he grabbed my arm and said, "Xiao Hei! Thank you! Thank you! I saw you sleeping for so long just now, I thought your master didn't agree with that, woo! I'm so excited! ”
I saw that Dugumou even had snot coming out, so I hurriedly poured cold water on him and said, "Don't be happy too early!" My teacher just promised you to come and visit! As for your application letter~ uh! I guess I'll have to wait a long time to get back to you! Speaking of which, I looked at Dugumou's calmed down appearance, and then said: "And! You're still just going to visit, and whether there will be someone to receive you when the time comes, it's up to your luck! Well! It's still the kind of dream visit! ”
(End of chapter)