Chapter 2 The Palace of Chickens and Dogs

Fifteen years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the performance of the little emperor and grandson, who was pinned on high hopes, is really unsatisfactory. In private, the little palace maid and the little eunuch were willing to tease the little emperor and grandson, "Come, little emperor grandson, the slave asks you, how old are you." Xiao Zhao Rong snapped his fingers, his face was embarrassed, "One, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten" and then stretched out nine fingers, "I'm eleven years old." The crowd burst into laughter.

"Yesterday I was eleven years old, are I still eleven today?"

"Then I'm fifteen years old"

At this time, a voice came, "Bold minions, dare to tease the emperor and grandson, don't you want to die?" "A person who looks like a chief eunuch shouted angrily at everyone, and the little palace maid and little eunuch hurriedly shrank her neck, lowered her head, and stood in a row." Mr. Wei. ”

Manager Wei raised his head, didn't look at everyone, and said in a weird manner, "You slaves, this is how you take care of His Royal Highness the Emperor and Sun, and I don't know how to wipe his nose." Squatted down and said to Xiao Zhao Rong, "His Royal Highness, these minions are unreasonable, you should punish them, don't get used to them." These lowly slaves and maids just kicked their noses and faces. Xiao Zhao Rong wiped his nose and leaked an innocent smile that only a child can have, "Manager Wei, it's okay for them to play with me." After saying that, he happily pulled the little palace maid, and the little eunuchs jumped up and walked forward.

Mr. Wei was behind, bowed his head and said, "Yes, Your Highness is happy to play." After speaking, a strange smile leaked out, which seemed to be mockery and regret, fleeting and undetectable.

"Ah, ......," a palace maid's sharp cry resounded inside and outside the palace, sweeping the floor, carrying things and walking eunuchs and palace maids looked at the Huanyi Workshop together, only to see the clothes rack in the Huanyi Workshop, and the clothes were written with a brush A few words, "Wash really clean." "One word on every piece of clothing. Crooked. It's ugly and eye-catching.

In the Purple Light Palace, a noblewoman in plain clothes sat on the desk for a few dollars, her gloomy face did not say a word, and there was also a group of people who looked like concubines sitting below, "Princess, I didn't say it, Rong'er has to take care of it, I didn't even want to wear the clothes that the emperor gave me, so he spent it." How can this be seen? "Who says it's not, you see, I am a cloud brocade silk from Hangzhou, sewn with gold thread, and the inlaid beads are the East Pearl of the East China Sea. It's worth a fortune. ”……

The crown princess laughed with her, and said, "Rong'er is still young, she is really naughty, ladies and sisters, please be considerate, as for this dress, I will compensate you all according to the market price, and all of you who came today, my mother's brother came to see me the day before yesterday and gave me a few pure white mink fleece, I don't need it, make a robe for each of you." When everyone heard it, "Hey, Princess, you are too polite, Rong'er is indeed still young, it will be good when she grows up." ”

At this time, Xiao Zhao Rong jumped into the main hall, holding a small jar in his hand, shining with golden light. When everyone saw it, they hugged him, pinched his little face, and grinned, "Hey, Brother Rong, it's really more and more attractive, I don't know how many flower girls will be killed in the future, the crown princess, our brother Rong, will have a chance in the future,"

The crown princess was very helpful when she heard everyone's flattery, and her face suddenly changed, "What are you holding in your hand?" ”

Xiao Zhao Rong tilted his head, "This?" It's in your house. I think it's fun. I want to cook something delicious for my mother. Use him to serve rice and use the "Crown Princess Urgent Road" to come, come, pull him down, and he is not allowed to eat today. The little eunuch didn't understand what he meant, and when he saw the little emperor and grandson holding this in his hand, the night pot, take the princess's night pot and go around, but you can't be scolded. didn't dare to say anything at the moment, and pulled Zhao Rong out of the hall in a hurry. The ladies covered their mouths and did not say anything, and said goodbye, and then withdrew from the main hall, leaving only the crown princess, where they grabbed their skirts, closed their eyes, and silently recited "biological, biological, biological" A team of guards lined up, held their heads high, and walked over, today is twenty-three, and the unknown half of the moon hid in the clouds like a shy big girl. People say that seventeen or eighteen Huang Houang is blind, but the moonlit night of twenty-three also has the smell of reaching out and not seeing five fingers. "Woo, quack." The cry of a night owl was heard, adding to the horror.

A figure came out of the small bushes, tiptoeing, needless to say that this is our Royal Highness the Imperial Princess, who was punished by the Crown Princess during the day and was not allowed to eat, and came out to forage for food at this time. He was dressed in a eunuch's suit, and he didn't know where he stole it. He walked to a large house with a large sign hanging on it, "Inner Dining Room" (the Imperial Dining Room is divided into inside and outside, the outer dining room is for the eunuchs and palace ladies to cook, and the inner dining room is for the emperor, queen, concubines, and princesses and princes). He pushed hard, and the door creaked open, and he didn't even need to light the light when he went in, and after many years of experience in making mistakes, most of the punishment was not allowed to eat, and he was already familiar with coming here. Without saying a word, he touched the stove and moved up the small bench and put it there, "Hey, what's going on tonight?" It's so hearty, there are chickens, fish, and some pastries. At the moment, he was not polite to grab it and feast on it, but suddenly the table moved, and Xiao Zhao Rong immediately became alert, "Who?" I saw a little eunuch who looked about the same size as him come out from under the table, the same loose and hairy. Clothes stolen from nowhere.

"Who are you?" Why are you so bold to come to the inner dining room to steal food? The little eunuch asked, and Zhao Rong saw that the little eunuch didn't know him, and he was probably new. You're welcome, "Come on, come on, see each other and divide it in half." You're a mouthful." The little eunuch was not polite, took the chicken leg and ate it, and then said, "You haven't eaten anything good at first glance, don't try to buy me with a chicken leg." ”

Zhao Rongqi said, "Is there anything in this world that is not in the palace?" ”

"What's that?" You don't understand this, the world is big, you can ride a horse for a few months and a few years will not reach the end, the merchants from the south to the north pass through silk, jewelry and jade, delicacies and delicacies, you can't eat it for a few years," the little eunuch gobbled up a few mouthfuls and stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth, wiping it. Then he looked embarrassed, "Is there anything else?" I didn't eat enough. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong hugged the plate: "No, I'm not full!" "The little eunuch rolled his eyes, look at your stingy appearance, I will do it myself, master." Zhao Rong looked at the little eunuch and this hand, and smiled: "Don't, what yours and mine, who is with whom do we brothers, how do you say to get it, I'll give you a hand." ”

The little eunuch looked like I understood, I understood everything, and began to instruct him to make a fire, cook, put some white noodles, make white noodles and white porridge, grab a handful of sugar, and the two of them drank nearly half a pot, and the fruits of their labor were different. Fragrant.

"Hiccup," the two bear children swaggered out of the inner dining room with their shoulders on their shoulders.

"From now on, the two of us will be brothers in life and death who share blessings and hardships. The two of us will work together to open a big restaurant and a porridge shop in the future, and the business will definitely be hot. The little eunuch patted his chest and banged.

Xiao Zhao Rong made friends and ate the food he cooked, and he was also arrogant, "Fire, definitely fire, our brothers' restaurant...... Fire? After eating, did you extinguish the fire in the stove? ”

The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, "Fire? Aren't you in charge of the fire? "As soon as the two turned around, the fire was already on the beams of the house." Wait for what to run. As soon as the little eunuch saw that the situation was not good, he ran away, and after a while, he was nowhere to be seen. Zhao Rong was left there, with chicken feathers all over the place, muttering to himself, what are you running? Didn't you just burn down a house?

"Oh no, it's water, come on, the little emperor and grandson have set fire to the imperial dining room," I don't know who shouted. The palace maids and eunuchs, the guards came out of nowhere, carrying buckets, carrying pots, clanging noise. After a busy night, Tianming finally put out the fire.

And our Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson went back to his room and slept all night. When the old emperor sent someone to call him, he was still keeping his harazi and dreaming.

In the Qianyuan Palace, the old emperor patted the table and asked, "Rong'er, I ask you, why did you come here last night." The little emperor lowered his head and grabbed the corner of his clothes: "I didn't eat enough yesterday. ”

"Not full? Burned down the imperial dining room before they were full, causing everyone to have no food? The old emperor roared angrily

"I cook and eat with a little eunuch. The two of us are buddies. ”

"Dude, what's his name?"

Little Huangsun shook his head innocently, "I don't know"

The old emperor asked again, "Then which room is he in?" ”

Xiao Huangsun still shook his head, "I don't know."

"Then you should know what he looks like." The old emperor was already desperate.

Xiao Huangsun still shook his head, "I don't know." ”

The old emperor who was messy in the wind was left, grabbing the dragon robe, "Calm, calm, I raised, I raised." "After solving the problem of food and clothing, people will seek mental stimulation, and the Chinese have given him the name "Eat and Support." "At this moment, the little emperor and grandson feel a little full, he has been at home for three days, he is walking around the house, what should I do, my mother hasn't beaten me for three days.

Today's sky has just been darkened, the sky is overcast, and not a single star can be seen, as the saying goes, one star is at the top of the night, and the second star is at dawn, and it looks like it is about to rain.

Liu Jingsheng was a thief at the moment, and got into the Purple Light Palace, "Your Highness, Your Highness, I came to see you." ”

Xiao Zhao Rong didn't look angry, "Come and see me, when I meet you, I will be considered to have fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes, the idea is that when you were punished, you disappeared without a trace,"

"Hey, I'm not afraid that our brothers will be wiped out, you have been punished, and I have been punished, you will not die lonely, you see that I am not playing with you."

"What's the fun? I can't get out of the palace gate. Zhao Rong looked unhappy.

"Play, you still need to go out. See this? This is called Kong Ming lantern, which was invented by Zhuge Kongming, the prime minister of Shu in the previous dynasty. This thing is good. can fly".

"Can you fly?" Xiao Zhao Rong's eyes are round, this Liu Jingsheng is really knowledgeable and talented, this thing can be sorted out. Saying that, they pulled him out, and the two of them didn't know where to move the ladder and climbed up the room, and when they got to the house, they lit the Kong Ming lantern. I was afraid that the lamp would fly too far, so I deliberately threw a whole rope on it.

At this time, a black shadow leaked out from behind the rockery and stole it, this person was masked, holding a short knife in his hand, and was ordered by his master to assassinate the little emperor's grandson. At this moment, he was puzzled, the little emperor and grandson had been quiet for several days, why did he suddenly go to the room today? Seeing a light slowly rising, his heart sighed, could it be that someone leaked the news? I can't help but be afraid of the master's ruthless methods against the loser of the action.

Thinking of this, he didn't stop doing two steps, he took three steps and two steps, and rushed to the roof.

A short knife that shines with a cold light.

The little emperor was having a good time, and when he saw that someone was coming, he was still holding a knife. I thought to myself, could it be that Grandpa Huang sent someone to stare at him and not let himself mess around? You don't need to hold a knife either. Then he let go of the rope holding the Kong Ming lantern and retreated to the edge of the house, only to see the assassin come over and grab the rope, "Your Royal Highness, today is your death date, blame you for being too favored." As he spoke, he approached with his knife.

At this time, the wind was raging, and a lightning bolt happened to hit the Kong Ming lantern, and a bright light hit the assassin along the rope. The Assassin was stunned, and fell off the roof, motionless, dead, dead.

The little emperor was startled and died. When a man sits at home, evil comes from heaven.

At this time, I don't know who shouted, "Come on, catch the assassin." ”

A large crowd of palace maids and eunuchs, guards and warriors, huhula la, holding torches and lighting up, surrounded the already dead assassins.

For a long time, the crown princess, the old emperor and other people came over in a hurry, and Chen Hao, the commander of the guards, saw that he had alarmed the emperor, and he didn't dare to slack off, and he hugged his fists in the past, "Damn it, my subordinates failed to protect the emperor and grandson, and let the assassins take advantage of the loophole." ”

"You deserve to die, if the emperor and grandson have a mistake, I want you to regret giving birth."

Then give the eunuch Zheng Huaien a look.

Huai En stepped forward and slapped him lightly, and the commander of the martial arts master guard fell to the ground. Then he retreated behind the Yellow Emperor and lowered his head. It's as if nothing had happened. This Huai'en is usually kind and kind-eyed, and he does not show the mountain and does not leak. No one could have imagined that he still had this hand.

The old emperor said, "The palace is heavily guarded, and there has never been a precedent for assassins to come in. ”

After a pause, he added, "Today's assassin is the commander of the inner guard who colluded with the foreign thieves to steal the palace finances and was killed. No further objection shall be made by the owner. That's it. Okay, all right, step down. ”

The crowd did not dare to say a word, and retreated according to their words.