was taught a lesson by the old emperor, and before he came back to his senses, he was called by the princess again, and he was caught as soon as he entered the house, and picked up the feather duster and said hello to the buttocks, Xiao Zhao Rong, gritted his teeth and didn't say anything for the rest of his life, and the princess became more and more angry, "Shout, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you won't cry if you don't fight." ”

Xiao Zhao Rong was speechless, "I cried last time you hit me, what did you say?" You say, "Cry, you cry again, and the more you cry, the more I will beat you." Heaven, earth, why did you change your rhetoric today? Am I your own? ”

But when he looked at the elongated face of the crown princess, he shrunk his neck stupidly, "Okay, mother, it's good if you're happy." ”

After a severe beating, the crown princess was still unsatisfied, "Okay, I'm tired, I'm cheap for you today, can you be honest in the future" Xiao Zhao Rong said in a low voice, "Yes." ”

"Yes, I don't know you yet, if you don't learn or know, you know how to get into trouble, and if you don't get into trouble, you will take the blame for others, you can have a snack. Okay, you come out. After speaking, there was a greeting behind the screen, and a little eunuch came out, and the princess pointed at him and said, "His name is Liu Jingcheng, he is the son of your eldest uncle, and he is also your cousin, your cousin is a clever person, and he reads well, he will be your companion in the future, you learn more from him." ”

As the saying goes, enemies are very red when they meet. This is really a coincidence, I was scolded twice and beaten by one meal, and I was worried that I didn't set off, so I pointed my heart at the little eunuch and shouted

"Mother, it was he who instigated me to cook last night, so he burned the imperial dining room. Then he ran away, and I was left with the cauldron. ”

"Nonsense, Cheng'er only arrived in the palace yesterday, and he is not familiar with life, how can he follow you to make trouble unreasonably. Okay, I'm tired, go rest for a while, you two can play. After saying that, he waved his hand and walked into the inner room.

The little eunuch was the only one left, and he winked at him.

"This is really a way in the sky, you don't go, there is no door in hell, you break in, don't blame me for being unjust." Xiao Zhao Rong pretended to rush towards Liu Jingcheng, and Liu Jingcheng begged for mercy, "Brother Rong, little emperor's grandson, cousin," seeing that Zhao Rong was unmoved, he simply knelt on the ground, "Hero, I was wrong, I was wrong, but didn't I run out to call someone, I'm afraid you will suffer." ”

"Otherwise, I'll take you to have fun, and it won't work."

This Liu Jing is a big ghost, and he can use any ruffian's tricks. Xiao Zhao Rong said that his heart was itching, "Okay, this hero, there are a lot of adults, so I won't worry about you, by the way, what is the fun you said just now?" Go, take me to see".

As he spoke, he took Liu Jingcheng's hand and walked towards the outside of the palace.

A little eunuch looked at the coquettish position of the two of them, his neck tightened for no reason, he met his old acquaintance in a foreign country, a long drought and a sweet rain, a candle night in the cave room, and when the title of the gold list, this pair of happy enemies touched each other really a little, a single met a widow, and the feeling of dry wood touching the fire. Someone is going to suffer.

Sure enough, within a quarter of an hour, the two of them appeared behind a toilet in the back garden, the two of them covered their noses, and Liu Jingcheng pointed with a smile, "Do you see the big white ass inside?" Xiao Zhao Rong nodded,

"Look at me, you can please."

After saying that, the god mysteriously didn't know where to steal a firecracker. Dig it out of his arms, take out a fire fold, blow it with his mouth, light the cannonball, and throw it into the dung pit, poor the little eunuch inside, only heard the sound of "snort~~snort~", and before he understood what was going on, there was a crackling sound under his buttocks, this shit, urine, splashing everywhere, splashing all over his ass. He didn't care about putting on his pants, so he cried and ran out of the toilet.

It happened that Father-in-law Wei passed by, and the little eunuch saw that someone was in charge, so he hurriedly ran over, "Father-in-law, you have to call the shots for me, I don't know which one killed a thousand knives, doing this immoral thing, you see, you see my ...... all over my body." ”

Father-in-law Wei looked at it, covered his nose, and mocked as if he was smiling, "Haha, little cub, you have made a fortune, you are full of gold, you want to become an immortal." Quack,"

The little eunuch cried with a sad face, "Father-in-law, don't make fun of me, you have to call the shots for me." ”

"Calling the shots for you? I don't dare, but who in this palace dares to be so unscrupulous and mess around. ”

The little eunuch turned over when he heard it, "Could it be His Royal Highness the Little Emperor Sun?" Well, I think I'm unlucky. Who provoked this ancestor? ”

Father-in-law Wei said, "You can't do it if you don't recognize it, alas, you said that this little emperor grandson, I don't know how many times I got into trouble every day, I heard that one of the princesses' mother's family recently sent a companion, and he is also a troublemaker." Since the two of them came, the disaster of this little emperor and grandson has become bigger and bigger. But you learn to be a man, you see that my little emperor and grandson have never played tricks on me,"

Before the words fell, he was hit in the face by something that came from nowhere. Father-in-law Wei covered his face in pain, "Oh, who, who is so short-sighted, ouch", I saw that Father-in-law Wei's face didn't know what was hit, sticking to his face, the more he smeared it, the darker it became, the more he smeared it, the more black, and the more black, Father-in-law Wei took it off his face with his hand to see, something, black, slimy.

I saw in the distance, the little emperor and Liu Jingcheng Zheng were dancing there with slingshots. Hit hit, hit hit.

The sky was not dark, and a pair of bear children were called to the Qianyuan Palace, and the old emperor on the throne asked angrily, "Zhao Rong, you kid can endure it, you will make the palace a chicken and a dog in one morning, what have you done for two days." Tell me about it. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong snapped his fingers underneath and said, "I have spent the clothes of the palace maids and the ladies." ”

"And what,"

"Playing around with the concubine's night pot"

"And what,"

"Stealing food at night and burning down the inner dining room,"

"And what else?"

"The little eunuch who blew up the thatched house with firecrackers,"

"And what else?"

"Hit Grandpa Wei with a slingshot."

"And what else?"

"I stole the ginseng from the hospital to feed the horses, and the old emperor looked in pain."

"And what else?"

…………

"You're enough, enough is enough, I won't ask, go out and walk a mile, bad things have done a carriage, how can I punish you today.." The old emperor slapped the table and shouted.

Zhao Rong looked pained, lowered his head and said, "Punish me, um." Do you want to punish me for three days and not to go out for seven days? Seeing that the old emperor still had a gloomy face, "Ten days!" I promise not to go out and cause trouble. ”

The old emperor said, "Just ten days, you kid will think about it at home for me." ”

"And have you seen the pill I asked the national teacher to dispense?"

"It's what hit Grandpa Wei in the face."

The old emperor stood up angrily, "This is more than 80 precious medicinal materials that I asked the national teacher to find from all over the country, it took dozens of people, it took seven seven and forty-nine days, and it cost tens of thousands of taels of silver to make it, and you just gave me a splash, and there was not even a sound!" ”

The little emperor looked innocent, "There is a sound, it will sound in the face of Gonggong Wei." ”

The old emperor shouted angrily, "Get out, get out, get out...... You are not allowed to go out for a month, no, three months, no, a year. ”

After solving the problem of food and clothing, people will seek mental stimulation, and the Chinese have given him the name "Eat and Support." "At this moment, the little emperor and grandson feel a little full, he has been at home for three days, he is walking around the house, what should I do, my mother hasn't beaten me for three days.

Today's sky has just been darkened, the sky is overcast, and not a single star can be seen, as the saying goes, one star is at the top of the night, and the second star is at dawn, and it looks like it is about to rain.

Liu Jingsheng was a thief at the moment, and got into the Purple Light Palace, "Your Highness, Your Highness, I came to see you." ”

Xiao Zhao Rong didn't look angry, "Come and see me, when I meet you, I will be considered to have fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes, the idea is that when you were punished, you disappeared without a trace,"

"Hey, I'm not afraid that our brothers will be wiped out, you have been punished, and I have been punished, you will not die lonely, you see that I am not playing with you."

"What's the fun? I can't get out of the palace gate. Zhao Rong looked unhappy.

"Play, you still need to go out. See this? This is called Kong Ming lantern, which was invented by Zhuge Kongming, the prime minister of Shu in the previous dynasty. This thing is good. can fly".

"Can you fly?" Xiao Zhao Rong's eyes are round, this Liu Jingsheng is really knowledgeable and talented, this thing can be sorted out. Saying that, they pulled him out, and the two of them didn't know where to move the ladder and climbed up the room, and when they got to the house, they lit the Kong Ming lantern. I was afraid that the lamp would fly too far, so I deliberately threw a whole rope on it.

At this time, a black shadow leaked out from behind the rockery and stole it, this person was masked, holding a short knife in his hand, and was ordered by his master to assassinate the little emperor's grandson. At this moment, he was puzzled, the little emperor and grandson had been quiet for several days, why did he suddenly go to the room today? Seeing a light slowly rising, his heart sighed, could it be that someone leaked the news? I can't help but be afraid of the master's ruthless methods against the loser of the action.

Thinking of this, he didn't stop doing two steps, he took three steps and two steps, and rushed to the roof.

A short knife that shines with a cold light.

The little emperor was having a good time, and when he saw that someone was coming, he was still holding a knife. I thought to myself, could it be that Grandpa Huang sent someone to stare at him and not let himself mess around? You don't need to hold a knife either. Then he let go of the rope holding the Kong Ming lantern and retreated to the edge of the house, only to see the assassin come over and grab the rope, "Your Royal Highness, today is your death date, blame you for being too favored." As he spoke, he approached with his knife.

At this time, the wind was raging, and a lightning bolt happened to hit the Kong Ming lantern, and a bright light hit the assassin along the rope. The Assassin was stunned, and fell off the roof, motionless, dead, dead.

The little emperor was startled and died. When a man sits at home, evil comes from heaven.

At this time, I don't know who shouted, "Come on, catch the assassin." ”

A large crowd of palace maids and eunuchs, guards and warriors, huhula la, holding torches and lighting up, surrounded the already dead assassins.

For a long time, the crown princess, the old emperor and other people came over in a hurry, and Chen Hao, the commander of the guards, saw that he had alarmed the emperor, and he didn't dare to slack off, and he hugged his fists in the past, "Damn it, my subordinates failed to protect the emperor and grandson, and let the assassins take advantage of the loophole." ”

"You deserve to die, if the emperor and grandson have a mistake, I want you to regret giving birth."

Then give the eunuch Zheng Huaien a look.

Huai En stepped forward and slapped him lightly, and the commander of the martial arts master guard fell to the ground. Then he retreated behind the Yellow Emperor and lowered his head. It's as if nothing had happened. This Huai'en is usually kind and kind-eyed, and he does not show the mountain and does not leak. No one could have imagined that he still had this hand.

The old emperor said, "The palace is heavily guarded, and there has never been a precedent for assassins to come in. ”

After a pause, he added, "Today's assassin is the commander of the inner guard who colluded with the foreign thieves to steal the palace finances and was killed. No further objection shall be made by the owner. That's it. Okay, all right, step down. ”

The crowd did not dare to say a word, and retreated according to their words.