Chapter 36: If I travel through history, I will definitely spray him! (Ask for recommendation votes)
Dead.
Bai Ji looked at the endless starry sky from afar.
Drinking the second pot head.
To him, this wine is no different from plain water.
It's just a mouthful.
There are also fireflies flying around from time to time.
In a few more days, he would be able to get out of here.
In addition to anticipation, there is a faint worry.
Hesitation in this unknown fairy world.
With his current strength, can he break through to the sky?
At this time, the fat man tiptoed over.
He got up at night to go to the thatched hut and happened to run into Bai Ji.
"The Immortal Master seems to be a little worried."
"Well, you sit."
Bai Ji smiled, and then gave the fat man some wine.
"What is the Immortal Master worried about?"
Qin Shi Huang really didn't understand.
Bai Ji is an immortal and has lived for five hundred years.
It can go to heaven and earth, and can do anything.
This kind of person also has troubles?
"What do you think of my skills?"
"Stand alone!"
"Poof...... Bai Ji squirted out a sip of wine, and couldn't help but smile: "Seriously! ”
"I never lie! I've seen countless people, but they're just mortals. The immortal master is the real immortal! ”
Qin Shi Huang was as serious as he wanted.
Bai Ji shook his head and got up.
One foot on the stone table.
Raise a glass to invite the bright moon and drink it all.
Be as heroic as you want.
"How good it would be if I didn't travel through the Xianxia World, but the Qin Dynasty!"
"Immortal Master, you are in my Qin Kingdom."
Qin Shi Huang was a little helpless.
"What I said is not the same as what you said at all."
"Let me tell you, if you are really the Qin Shi Huang of my world, I must spray you to death!"
Bai Ji once saw a very interesting post.
It is said that if the space leap is achieved in the future, and a place more than 2,000 light years away is made at one time, perhaps Qin Shi Huang will be able to see Qin Shi Huang ascend the throne.
Of course, pure netizens are just.
"I ...... It's really Qin Shi Huang! ”
Qin Shi Huang was helpless.
He didn't know whether Bai Ji believed it or not.
One will say he is, the next he will say he is not.
Why, is it playing logic?
Besides, is there a second First Emperor in this world?!
Bai Ji heard it, and he didn't speak.
The two planes are different, so what's the point?
"He's amazing."
"He is the first emperor of the ages, but he is very narcissistic."
"He said that he was the third emperor of Degao, and he was more than the five emperors."
"A good emperor, what is not good to pursue, but he has to pursue immortality. Let me tell you this, there is one emperor in history, and none of those who pursue immortality in their later years will have a good end! ”
Bai Ji was very indignant.
That's a stain!
"Ahem!"
Qin Shi Huang couldn't help but cough.
"Believe in Fangshi and take all kinds of pills. Can those things be called elixirs? It is not too much to say that it is poison. That's why he died early, and he lived to be forty-nine years old. ”
Qin Shi Huang: ......
Bai Ji glanced at the fat man with a pale face, and then came back to his senses, "Oh, you're okay." Let's this is the world of Xianxia, it's different, don't substitute into it. ”
Qin Shi Huang: ......
Are you sure?
I suspect you're cheating!
Bai Ji poured another big sip of wine.
"In addition to this, Lao Tzu is too stupid to spray him!"
"Lao Tzu? Li Dan? ”
"Tone particle, don't interrupt!"
Bai Ji was a little displeased.
The most annoying thing is this kind of person who has no points.
Blowing a good one, you have to intervene to come in.
In terms of productivity at that time, he had to do everything at once. Repair the Emperor's Mausoleum, repair the Great Wall, repair the straight road, and open the Ling Canal ......"
"He also built a large number of buildings, built palaces and palaces."
"Mistakenly believe Xu Fu's East China Sea Immortal Seeker, give him money and materials, and run away with 3,000 people!"
Qin Shi Huang: ???!
Wait a minute!
Xu Fu?!
Qin Shi Huang's face changed suddenly.
He was going to Langya County this time, in fact, because of Xu Fu.
Xu Fu was his imperial physician and a Qi person.
Offering advice and saying, it is his ancestral hometown Langya can see overseas immortals.
There are also three sacred mountains overseas: Penglai, Abbot, and Yingzhou.
In fact, in Bai Ji's opinion, this is pure!
Xu Fu is definitely the fattest fraudster in history!
flickered Qin Shi Huang twice, and then ran to the island by himself.
"The most infuriating thing is that this group of brutes who don't recognize their ancestors broke into the Central Plains after more than 2,000 years, killing and looting and doing all kinds of evil."
I first came across this history in middle school textbooks.
Bai Ji's history teacher at the time was a very funny and humorous person.
A lot of history is told in a relaxed tone, and it's fun to listen to.
Only this painful history, he didn't have any smiles.
These are deeply engraved in Bai Ji's mind.
Many people say we should forgive them.
But what qualifications do we have to forgive these people on behalf of the dead martyrs?
Forgive this brute who used to be almost a soldier?
For some reason, we used to be a lot behind.
If you fall behind, you will be beaten.
Therefore, we grit our teeth and stubbornly save money.
With one year, surpass others by ten years.
If someone else has an atomic bomb, we have to have it.
Others use computers, we use abacus!
This is a glorious and prosperous era in which countless scientific research workers have shed their blood.
"Qin Shi Huang is a very great emperor."
"But you know, the world is very big! Too big for him to imagine! ”
"Did you know that there was a big country at that time, and they were at war with other countries for an ocean!"
Qin Shi Huang was a little stunned when he heard this.
Fighting wars with other countries for the sea?!
This......
"There are so many things about what he did wrong. He just didn't want to make a prince alive or dead, and he didn't think about making Su the prince until he died, but it was too late at that time. ”
Bai Ji sighed deeply.
There are too many statements about Qin Shi Huang not appointing a crown prince, and the reasons are also varied.
There is a saying that Qin Shi Huang was very confident.
Confident that he can live forever, won't the prince admit that he will die in disguise?
This is completely, if you really want to be confident, is he slapping himself in the face when he repairs the emperor's mausoleum?
"If only I could travel back!"
"I must let him exercise well and strive to live to be 100 years old!"
"Don't worry about Baiyue, Baiyue's climate Qin people can't stand it. Baiyue's barbarians will fight back desperately for their own territory! ”
"First of all, we should develop well and make steelmaking by the steel-filling open-hearth furnace."
"By the way, and the horseshoe stirrup saddle! I remember that the Qin Dynasty didn't have these things, there were no stirrups and saddles, so could it be called cavalry? ”
"Provoke Mao Laozi, then make gunpowder, artillery and grenades! When the time comes, drive the tank and push all the way along the west side and crush it! Slaughter the two goods first! ”
"Then let those bastards know that if they know what backwardness is, they will be beaten, and what is called technological crushing!"
The white grass is spittle, and the stars are flying around.
And Qin Shi Huang was dumbfounded......
Although he didn't know what Bai Ji was talking about, it seemed to be very powerful!
Horseshoe stirrup saddle?
Gunpowder artillery grenades?
And also...... What is a tank?