The Emperor of Liao lost five days, but no one noticed the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty of Liao, but he only knew that the Liao Emperor had a rash, and it was not suitable to see people these days. However, the daily chapter documents were as usual, the review of the review, the revision of the revision, and even the holy decree was issued to admonish the household department attendant and dismiss the two directors of the Ministry of Works.

Everything seemed to be unchanged, the court was running extremely smoothly, and everything was in order.

And the emperor of Liao himself is sitting on the side of the street of Luzhou Mansion at the moment, beating his legs, panting, and carrying large bags and small bags of various objects in his hands.

"If you don't buy it, I can't carry it." Song Beiyun next to him crossed his waist and looked at the pile of things next to him: "If you buy it again, you will give Lao Tzu back to Liao." ”

"That's not going to happen." Buddha Baonu was wearing a peach-pink silk dress, and her upper body was a lotus-colored knitted blouse, which looked quite like a Jiangnan woman: "I said that it is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send God." ”

"You are not afraid of a mess in your court, and the country cannot be without a king for a day!"

"Hah!" Buddha Baonu tapped his finger on Song Gou's head: "You are wrong, in the past two months, the government of the country has been disposed of by my concubine." She has her own way. ”

"Then fucking it's my concubine!"

"It's mine now." Buddha Baonu raised his eyebrows: "What fell into my hands, but I can't spit it out." ”

After she finished speaking, she stood up and pointed to a shop not far away where there was a queue: "Let's go, go and have a look at that shop." ”

"I'll rest for a while!"

"No way!"

Xiao Song was dragged over and queued up, and now he really regrets that he caught this guy, after she was sure that she had no personal safety concerns, the whole person let go, as if she wanted to open it in an instant, first she was making trouble to go to Luzhou to play, then she wanted to wear women's clothes, and then she bought a lot of messy things.

She really buys everything, and it's the kind regardless of the cost, and someone pays for her anyway.

"Auntie, don't buy baked cakes! It's not tasty! ”

"Nope." Buddha Baonu stepped on his feet and looked around: "If someone robs it, that's good." If it's good, then I want it. ”

"Bullshit logic, then why don't you snatch Jinling City."

"Yes, when I destroy the Golden Horde, I destroy the Jin Kingdom." Buddha Baonu turned around and stood on tiptoe to Song Beiyun's ear and said, "I'll wave my army south, and then split your bastard car in the city, and then chop it up and feed it to the dogs." ”

"Don't dream, you can't beat it." Xiao Song pinched her face with both hands: "You still chop Lao Tzu to feed the dogs, you can't do it in your life, wait for Lao Tzu to set foot in the new capital of Liao when the time comes!" ”

"You have a fart horse in the Song Kingdom." Buddha Baonu teased Song Gou's hand: "Don't move your hands and feet." ”

Xiao Song shook his head, sat alone in the shade of the tree next to him and rested, and Xiao Yu, who was in charge of watching things, came up curiously and asked, "Lord Song, there is something wrong with this Liao Emperor, right?" ”

"Well, it's kind of sick." Xiao Song sighed: "She seems to be planning to toss me now because she can't fix it hard." ”

"How can such a person be an emperor?"

"Don't underestimate women." Xiao Song shook his head and said, "She is much more ruthless than you in killing people." ”

Xiao Yu didn't speak anymore, but he glanced at the Buddha Treasure Slave not far away with dissatisfaction, and his eyes were full of disgust.

"You hate her?"

"Hmm." Xiao Yu nodded unabashedly: "She's so fake." ”

Xiao Song chuckled, he didn't have a smarter explanation for this, Buddha Baonu is very fake, she can quickly switch between countless identities, no one knows which one is the real her, or each one is the real her.

Perhaps the reason why she was able to become an emperor was that she was able to adapt to the environment quickly, polishing herself into a smooth pebble in the turbulent water, and no one could find the crack in the first place.

Speaking of cracks...... Xiao Song suddenly laughed.

"Lord Song...... You're smiling...... Good next work. ”

"It's fine." Song Beiyun restrained his smile: "It's just that I accidentally thought of something to do." ”

finally stayed up until the evening, Xiao Song thought that he could finally rest, but Anu was clamoring to drink again.

"Ancestor, it's dangerous to drink."

"What's at stake?"

Xiao Song was silent for a moment, then pointed at himself and then at Buddha Baonu: "Your Majesty, you said that if you are really drunk and disorderly, how should you deal with yourself?" ”

"Promiscuity? What will happen? ”

"Babies will be born." Xiao Song stretched out his hand: "You gave birth, not me." ”

"Forget it." Buddha Baonu shook his head and said: "If you don't drink it, you can't take advantage of it for nothing." ”

"No, you're wrong, I think you took advantage of me. I'm like a flower, look at you, your head is so big, it's not suitable. ”

"Song Dog!" Buddha Baonu rushed over with his teeth and claws, and grabbed Song Beiyun's neck: "I will give you three zhang white silk today!" ”

Xiao Song held her waist with both hands and used a little force, and she immediately collapsed, and twitched a few times next to her like a shrimp: "Don't move!" ”

"You've given me three white silks, and you still let me not move?" Xiao Song threw her aside: "Do you really want to drink?" ”

"I want to drink." Buddha Baonu lay on the side and looked at the ceiling: "I will go back in a few days, and I will not drink after I go back." ”

"Why?"

"It's going to be ...... after drinking," Buddha Bonu looked a little embarrassed.

"What has become?"

"It's getting ......," she bit her lip, "delicate." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Song was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahahaha...... No way? Walk around, drink and go, I know which wine shop in Luzhou is the best. ”

"Bad Stuff ......"

In order to be able to take a look at the delicate emperor of Liao, Song Gou walked a long way to come to a well-known wine shop in Luzhou, and also found a pretty good place on the second floor to see the night view of Hefei City.

"Dogs really want me to get drunk that much?" Buddha Baonu was not stupid, and looked at Song Beiyun vigilantly: "Why are you so bad." ”

"It doesn't matter if I'm drunk or not, I just like to drink." Xiao Song ignored those, and poured her a bowl of wine: "It's dry!" ”

Buddha Baonu just took a sip, held his chin and looked at Song Beiyun who had drunk it all: "You said, if you were from my Liao country in the morning, how good." ”

"Don't talk nonsense with me, what are you going to do with this fish?" Song Beiyun pointed to the wine in her bowl: "Drink!" ”

Buddha Baonu picked up the bowl and took another sip, and stroked the beaded hairpin on his forehead with his hand: "I like to wear my daughter's clothes so much......"

"Drink, what are you doing? Or are you not from the Northeast? ”

"What Northeasterners? Oh...... The Liao State is indeed located in the northeast. Buddha Baonu sighed and said, "But one day I will fight back to the white mountain and black water." ”

Xiao Song stopped the lamp in his hand, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "In this way, you merge the Liao State into the Song State, and the two countries will govern together, and I will help you return to the three eastern provinces within three years." ”

"Dreaming!" Buddha Baonu glared at Song Beiyun angrily: "Why don't you say that the Song State should be merged into the Liao State?" Foolish dreams, you can kill me. ”

"There's no point in killing you." Xiao Song sighed: "You are the most suitable person to rule the Liao Kingdom at this stage, and if you don't do anything else, your brain will not be useful." ”

"Song Beiyun!" Buddha Baonu pointed at him viciously: "You have slandered me again and again, and the clay man still has three points of anger." ”

"Do you drink? There is so much nonsense, and the wine is gone, can you drink it? ”

Drinking is the most annoying, this kind of person who wants to drink but has a sparse amount of alcohol, beeps all the time, and finally reluctantly drinks a few sips, maybe he will have to go crazy with alcohol.

Excited to be a little embarrassed, Buddha Baonu simply raised her head and drank a bowl of wine, and not long after drinking, she sat there with a little straight eyes.

"Rubbish!"

Song Beiyun scolded, and then poured himself a drink, and when he finished drinking the second bowl of wine, Buddha Baonu staggered, and finally shook his body and slipped straight out under the table.

"Are you still drinking?"

Xiao Song took a sip: "Isn't this less than forty degrees?" ”

However, Buddha Baonu was killed in an instant, and Xiao Song had no choice, so he had to carry the guy on his back, and after checking out, he carried her to the inn......

Walking outside, the night breeze blew, and Buddha Baonu was a little more awake, but he could still feel the world spinning as soon as his eyes were closed, and the four corners were spinning in circles, and he was dizzy.

"You...... How good would it be if you were from Liao......"

"Don't throw up! I'll have to bathe you if you throw up, and then it's troublesome again. Song Beiyun hurriedly stopped her from continuing to speak: "Stop talking!" Breathe a little steady, come and follow me, inhale...... Whew......"

Buddha Baonu didn't seem to hear what he said, but just hugged Song Beiyun's neck: "If you grew up in Liao, I worship you as a face!" ”

"You're beeping, why don't you say marry me, stop talking! I'll vomit all over later. ”

Buddha Baonu was dazed and didn't speak again, and Xiao Song hurried to send her back to the inn and threw her on the bed, and he was tired and panted and sat next to him to drink water.

At this time, the Buddha Baonu lying on the bed began to retch, Song Beiyun saw that he hurriedly helped her up, otherwise if she vomited out and choked herself to death, then Song Beiyun was going to run away, although this person was sick, but after all, the Liao Emperor ......

"You're really grinding." Song Beiyun was serving her a basin while hurrying up to make tea, and her head hurt when she ran back and forth: "Don't choke yourself to death." ”

And when Xiao Song was feeding Buddha Bao Nu water to drink, Xiao Huya suddenly hugged Song Gou's neck sideways, and he cried.

Xiao Song stood there looking very dazed, and he didn't ask her why she was crying, after all, a bowl of wine can be alcoholic, what kind of words can she expect her to say.

"I'm so tired...... Buddha Baonu lay on Song Beiyun's shoulder and muttered: "I'm so tired after becoming the emperor......

"You're pretending to be drunk! Dog stuff. ”

"Let me hug it...... Just hug it. Buddha Baonu's voice was very delicate, and it was not at all a person who could make it like before: "I like the smell of you so much." ”

Xiao Song scratched his head: "This is really fucking drunk...... Don't confess to Lao Tzu, you like a fart, Lao Tzu smells of soap. Don't talk nonsense to me, I'm not one of those tasteless wild men, I won't pity you like this. ”

"Hug me...... Hug me hard. ”

Xiao Song was silent for a moment: "Is it really so delicate?" Oh my God......"