Anqing Mansion is bright and sunny today.

After the temperature rose significantly, the vitality of the city rose again, and Xiao Song rushed here from Lin'an in a hurry and couldn't take a break, just bought some baked rice cakes on the side of the street and waited on the side of the road.

A carriage outside the city slowly drove in, and when it passed by Xiao Song's side, it slowed down a little, and he took advantage of this gap to jump up, exchanged a look with the little fish driving and got into the carriage.

The Liao Emperor in the carriage was sleeping soundly at the moment, covered with a quilt on her body, and slept soundly. Xiao Song didn't bother, just sat aside and ate Kao rice cakes and a kind of fried rice cakes, crisp and oily.

When he leaned there to eat, he looked at the round-faced little tiger tooth in front of him, and suddenly laughed, if this matter spreads, I don't know how the Shi family and the gang should write, and how future generations should evaluate it.

The incident itself is absurd, revealing a touch of magical realism, and it is really unbelievable to say that the emperor of a country has been kidnapped. But now that I think about it, there seems to be no shortage of such bizarre things in the pen of historians, from the beginning of the Spring and Autumn Period to the Republic of China, there have been no more than 24 or so histories in the world for thousands of years.

The truth of the ancients is no longer verifiable, but judging from the grotesque now, perhaps those bizarre plots are not pure fabrication.

While he was thinking, Xiaohuya was sleeping a little hot, so he quietly poked his feet out of the quilt, put them on Song Beiyun's legs, adjusted his comfortable posture and fell asleep again.

Xiao Song didn't care, just continued to eat his rice crackers, where is it important to fill his stomach with a pair of feet.

And I don't know how long she went, Buddha Baonu dreamed in a trance that she was gnawing on a piece of bamboo, the sound of clicking was endless, she suddenly opened her eyes after a few clicks, and first the roof of the carriage was introduced, and then half of her head.

She took a sneaky look, and saw that it was the bastard who should have been cut off with a thousand knives sitting there eating.

Buddha Baonu sat up at that time, raised his hand with a face full of resentment and hit Xiao Song.

"Huh?" After Xiao Song subconsciously raised his hand to block, he grabbed her arm with his backhand: "Come up and sneak attack, right?" ”

As he spoke, he looked along the arm of the Buddha Treasure Slave and found that she was wearing a single garment, with only a white profane garment on her body, and a piece of golden Buddha hanging with a red thread around her neck.

"This Golden Buddha is where your name comes from." Xiao Song stretched out his hand and held the little Buddha in his hand: "The workmanship is good, it is worth a glance." ”

"Bastard thing!" Buddha Baonu's eyes widened and he rushed over again to tear Song Beiyun: "Today I will take your dog's life!" ”

The Buddha Treasure Nu with weapons is still quite difficult to deal with, but the bare-handed Emperor of Liao, three or five stacks of one piece is not the opponent of Song Gou, who is proficient in boxing, he just dragged it casually, and the balance of the Buddha Treasure Slave was broken, plus she could not take it back, so she pounced on Xiao Song's legs.

"Your Majesty, why are you doing this?" Xiao Song rubbed her head: "Get up first, you look really indecent." ”

Buddha Baonu realized that her clothes had been rolled up and dressed, and her entire waist and abdomen were exposed, she quickly sat down and put down her clothes, and then said to Song Beiyun viciously: "If you do such a thing this time, even the gods will not be able to save you, either you will immediately turn around and return to Liao with me, or you will wait for the war!" ”

Xiao Song whistled and patted his thigh: "Come here." ”

Buddha Baonu frowned: "Don't think! ”

"Come here!"

Startled by this roar, Buddha Baonu's body trembled, and then slowly moved to his side, biting his lip with a look of grievance and atmosphere.

"When you become an emperor, your temper is still big, isn't it?" Xiao Song patted the position next to him: "Sit down!" ”

"What are you fierce! Why do you tell me to do whatever I want? ”

Xiao Song laughed: "You open the curtain to see what kind of place this is, what horizontal are you and me on my territory, now I let you be flat, you are flat, let you be round, you are round, don't let you come over, I will lock you up and never see the light of day, what can you do to me?" ”

"You dare!"

"Your Majesty the Emperor of Liao, don't you really know how to judge the situation?" Xiao Song handed over the washing jug from the side: "After going out of the city, wash up and eat something first, just get up and have a stinky mouth." ”

Buddha Baonu's face turned red, but she kept her mouth shut and stopped talking, until she came to a small river outside Anqing Mansion and immediately put on her clothes and went to wash.

After finishing washing, she walked back to the carriage and glared at Song Beiyun without speaking, just glaring at him.

"Is the emperor still happy?"

"It's done." Buddha Baonu replied coldly: "You have made a great contribution now, and you have arrested me, as long as you dedicate it to Zhao Xing, you will be crowned the king and worship the prime minister." ”

"I don't need you to be crowned the king and worship the prime minister, it's just a little sooner or later, and if I am twenty years old, I will be crowned the king and worship the prime minister, will I be able to live past twenty-five in the future?" Xiao Song beckoned to her: "Come, eat first." ”

Xiao Song took out two portions of food in the box, one handed to Xiao Yu and the other to Buddha Baonu: "I brought you here this time, one is to teach you a lesson, I want to ask who you look down on, use those four fools to arrest me." The second is to try to see if my layout in Liao can work. ”

"What layout?" Buddha Baonu stood there without moving: "You speak clearly." ”

"Come over first." Xiao Song moved to the side: "Come, sit here." ”

Buddha Baonu thought about it, but refused to step forward.

"Afraid? Afraid of what? Are you afraid that I will touch you or that I will kiss you? ”

Buddha Baonu's eyes glared: "The ghost is afraid of you!" ”

The powerful emperor stepped forward and sat down side by side with Song Beiyun, took the food box in his hand and began to eat.

Xiao Song felt around his pocket with one hand and took out the interrogation record: "Look at what your four fools did, I'm embarrassed to repeat it, read it for yourself." ”

Buddha Baonu put down the food box and began to read, the content of the above scenes first made her angry, and then she was amused because she was stupid......

looked at Buddha Baonu angrily and laughing: "Since you insulted me, then I will definitely have to take revenge, I originally planned to come over and beat you first, but think about you now that you are the emperor, I have to give you some face." ”

Buddha Baonu's eyes were horizontal, and his neck was raised: "You dare!" ”

"You know how dare I." Xiao Song said lightly: "I don't need to quarrel with you, if you have to fight again, you will know if I dare or not." ”

Buddha Baonu snorted, but did not dare to speak anymore, because she knew...... This guy in front of him really dares, if he is really beaten by this person, he will never be able to raise his head and be a man in this life.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

"How dare you, kill your whole family directly after the coup." Xiao Song said to her while eating the cake: "I really have become a lonely person." ”

"Otherwise, I'll be the one who dies." Buddha Baonu didn't feel guilty, she continued: "You understand the truth, do you want them to die or do you want me to die? ”

"Okay, that's why you got caught so easily." Xiao Song put his arm on the shoulder of Buddha Baonu: "Do you want to hear it?" ”

Although Buddha Baonu didn't like to be touched physically, he didn't struggle anymore after throwing it off a few times, but just looked back at him dissatisfiedly: "If you want to talk about it, take it down." ”

"Okay, take it down." Xiao Song put his hand on her leg and pinched it: "The leg is quite thin." ”

"Bastard thing!" Buddha Baonu raised the bowl in his hand and was about to smash it: "You move again!" ”

Xiao Song hurriedly raised his hand: "Okay, okay, don't touch it, don't touch it." I'll tell you that every trade route in Liao has a purpose, three of which are specifically for transporting you out, and the routes and modes have been well arranged in advance, forming a normalization, if you fail in the coup, you can be transported out of Liao as soon as possible, and God will give you the opportunity to make a comeback. ”

"Really?"

"Then can there be a fake? Otherwise, do you think your Liao Kingdom is really paper paste? It's not the business of these days, do you really think that you can send the emperor of a country abroad casually? Xiao Song didn't hide it: "You can ban it after you go back, but if something happens in the future, you may have to die there." ”

"I'll just get it myself."

"Your Majesty the Emperor, to put it mildly, the person you can trust the most in the world is not in Liao."

Buddha Baonu knew what this guy was going to say, but she still cooperated with a disdainful smile: "Oh? Where's that? ”

Xiao Song patted his chest: "This." ”

"Nonsense." Buddha Baonu sneered disdainfully: "I'm too lazy to mess around with you, you can send me back quickly." ”

"That's not going to work." Xiao Song shook his head: "Friendship is returned, and steel knives are returned to steel knives." If you find someone to arrest me, then I will have to detain you for a few days, otherwise I will not be too faceless. ”

"What do you want!"

"What do I think? Then you are like this, naturally you can do whatever you want, and you still have a choice? You are the emperor of Liao, not the emperor of my Song Beiyun, you are a man of his word in Liao, and I will treat you as a fart if you are in me. ”

"You!" Buddha Baonu pointed to Xiao Song's nose: "Do you know that you are playing with fire?" ”

Xiao Song smiled, grabbed the waist of the Buddha Baonu with a treacherous face, and pulled her to his side: "Little Emperor, you'd better be obedient, otherwise I'll let you come alone and the two of you go." ”

Buddha Baonu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly failed to come back to his senses. But she wasn't stupid after all, she reacted quickly, and her eyes widened suddenly: "You try...... No way! ”

She really didn't dare to say "you and try", because he really tried if he couldn't keep it, which is called the heaven and the earth are not spiritual, who to reason with?

"Just kidding, you're so ugly, I don't like it."

Buddha Baonu directly poured a bowl of wontons on Song Gou's face......