It's just that ~ Xiao Lizhi didn't expect the situation to be like this at that time...... I actually had a conflict with Princess Li Jing of Qinghe, and even taught Xiao Jing's little PP a lesson...... If this gets out, I'm not the only one who will be unlucky!

After listening to the details, Xiao Lizhi fell silent directly, lowered her head and thought for a long time, before telling me that no matter who she talked to about this matter in the future, she even went to scare the small pot and spoon who were listening. Then she told me that the best result of today's events is not to spread the word, and she will also wait for Princess Li of Qinghe to wake up from the toast, and also tell her not to say it~

But when it comes to the situation of 'drunk'~ Xiao Lizhi scolded me directly! Anyway, I just found out now that even Xiao Li, who is usually very kind, has a very pungent side. This guy reprimanded me! I almost couldn't catch my breath...... This girl is too good to say.

However, she reminded me that if this kind of thing was discovered by others, especially if the people in the imperial court knew that I took out 'high wine' to poison a bunch of the most noble children in the Tang Dynasty...... It is estimated that at least one will be sentenced to exile of 3,000 miles!

As soon as I heard that I wouldn't be killed, at most after being exiled, I was relieved. I thought I didn't understand the ancient exile system, so I thought I was driven thousands of miles to the wasteland~ This doesn't seem to be a punishment!

After being scolded by Xiao Lizhen, she also specially arranged for me to stay in the courtyard outside the palace and rest for the night...... After all, this is a harem! It is also the princess hall, which is the palace where many of the emperor's own daughters lived before they got married. If I spend the night here, even if this is the Tang Dynasty, I guess I will be condemned for this...... And it's getting late now, let alone sending me out of the palace, even if it's sending me back to the Imperial Garden, it's difficult!

Fortunately, Xiao Lizhi knew a lot about me, and when she left me in the yard for the night, I took two tents out. I stayed with one, gave a small pot and spoon to two girls, and then rested all night in the courtyard outside the princess's palace.

Anyway, I'm also a little bit back! It was completely forgotten. If it hadn't happened halfway and Xiao Lizhi brought here, then it wouldn't have been impossible for me and Xiao Pot and Xiao Spoon to spend the night in the Imperial Garden...... After all, I couldn't take out my tent at will if I spent the night there. It's going to cause trouble.

Considering that last night's 'prank' not only did not trap the little fat prince, but even Xiao Lizhi was angry. So as soon as it was dawn the next day, I got up directly at the door of my camping tent, set up a stove and a pot, and cooked wontons directly. And after the small pot and spoon also got up, they also came to say that they wanted to help, so I took out two honeycomb coal stoves and cooked three different pots of breakfast directly.

Yesterday I heard Xiaoli say that this is the residence of the princesses, and because I seemed to offend everyone here yesterday (I secretly mixed wine into it at dinner yesterday), I am going to buy people's hearts with a rich breakfast...... From Xiaoli to His Majesty the Emperor, I can be regarded as understanding that no matter what kind of identity people in this era, they are completely resistant to food! All of them are foodies......

And when I passed by the Hanguguan market again, I bought a lot of honeycomb coal stoves and honeycomb coal produced by my own Zhuangzi, and I bought them from Li Chongwu, who was very business-minded. That's why I was able to make breakfast smoothly.

And this time, two cooks from the small pot and spoon I personally trained are helping, so I can directly cook two kinds of breakfast. One pot is the wonton in front of me, and I'm going to please the people here with the delicious wonton noodles for breakfast. After the small pot and small spoon came to help, I asked the small pot to help cook a pot of instant noodles, which was mixed with the wontons I cooked to make a bowl of wonton noodles. As for why you use instant noodles, it's mainly because of the texture and firmness of this thing, but it's far more than a handful of noodles. I'm going to please the people here, so the taste is the most important thing! Anyway, people in this era don't have the concept of 'healthy eating', so the instant noodles I cooked this time didn't have a seasoning packet! That thing is fried instant noodles, although it is not healthy, but it is expensive and unpalatable~ Eh, it should be said that this noodle is quite strong to cook, after all, it is fried......

In addition, I asked her to help cook a pot of preserved egg and lean porridge at the small spoon. This is for people who don't like to eat ravioli.

After all, there are also wontons in this era, so I know that there are also people who don't like to eat this...... When I was in the grassland, when I was entertaining soldiers, I found that some people only ate noodles and did not eat wontons, and when I asked, I realized that no matter what era it is, there are people who don't like to eat stuffed food...... Of course, it was just a misunderstanding, and it was much later that I learned that those people just didn't eat coriander......

And it's easy to cook a preserved egg porridge! Spoons and they will do it directly.

Sure enough, when I made breakfast with a small pot and spoon, I even deliberately set up a table full of flavorful other foods: for example, soaked braised beef flavor and Laotan sauerkraut flavored instant noodles, heated up, pancakes and fruits taken out of the mall, or double green onions. Oh yes, in addition to the leek box, egg scones, grilled sausages and the like, I even took out some beef jerky and spicy strips, and opened the package and released them. Anything I could find in the mall that made people drool at the sight of it, I took one out. It's just to attract people here. As long as they eat my food~ then at least they will let go of yesterday's incident because they 'ate other people's short mouths'......

Unexpectedly, after I had just put out a table of fragrant food, I not only attracted all the princesses of the princess palace, large and small, but even some people came in from the outside smelling the fragrance...... I just found out now that the number of princesses and princes here~ seems to be too much! Could it be that someone came in in full? But after taking a closer look, the prince I had seen and the little fat prince Li Tai who had a grudge against me were not mixed here.

But looking back, this is the harem of Daming Palace! It's early in the morning again~ I don't think there will be anyone other than the prince and princess staying here! Unless it's forgotten like me......

Soon, Xiao Lizhi also smelled the smell and ran over. After eating a bowl of wonton noodles first, this girl picked up the spicy noodles on the table in front of her and ate a few before saying, "Xiao Hei? What are you doing here? Why are you so diligent today! Not only did I get up early, but I also took the initiative to prepare so much breakfast so much! Could it be ~ are you for yesterday's things? Ha ha! Don't be so troublesome, I've already told Xiao Jing, as long as you don't talk nonsense, no one will know, and no one will know about the fact that you secretly mixed it into the liquor yesterday. ”

Hearing Xiao Lizhi say this, I was also a little relieved. But I didn't see the little kid of Princess Qinghe come out yesterday! Could it be that the other party is still angry and refuses to come out? Alas! I don't know if I will be hated by the other party......

In addition, after I saw so many princes and princesses here, I couldn't help but ask, and Xiao Lizhi told me that this place is really His Majesty's own flesh and blood! That's a lot of people!

However, when I saw that these people were all eating breakfast in Meimei, I couldn't help but ask Xiaoli more: "Hey! Which one is Li Zhi! "New

In terms of my extremely poor historical knowledge, I only know that after Li Shimin and before Xiao Meiniang, there was an intermediate emperor named Li Zhi. If I knew which one was now, wouldn't I have invested in it in advance? Hold your thighs as you like first!

If the plan works, then I will be able to sit back and relax for a long time to come. Although I didn't have a chance to hold my thighs for His Majesty today, after him and after him, I hugged my thighs in advance. Now Xiao Meiniang has already brushed a lot of favorability points in advance, and now she will brush up the favorability of Li Zhi, the next emperor, in advance...... Hey, it's exciting to think about! Whether you can live a good life in the future depends on the present......

It's just that Xiao Lizhi looked at me a little strangely after listening to my question, and then said, "Li Zhi? How do you know about 'Zhi'er'? Kezhi'er is still young, and she still lives with her mother! I'm sure you won't see him anymore! ”

"Huh?" I listened to Xiao Li's words~ This Li Zhi is still young? How young is ~ Wait a minute, won't this child still be breastfeeding? If that's the case~ I think there was a serious mistake in my plan......

"Huh! Wait a minute, this Li Zhi and Xiao Mei Niang~ When did they become emperors? "This question suddenly arose in my mind...... Now I look like I'm many years older than both of them! If this is when they ascend the throne and become emperors~ then I will already enter middle age~ or even old age? If that's the case, then wouldn't my previous plan~ be a big loophole? Am I brushing my favor too early?

"Oh yes! It's still the early stage of Zhenguan~ How long has Li Shimin been the emperor? I can't remember, but it must be long, long! I muttered to myself. At this time, I realized how failed my plan was~ I shouldn't give my hope to Li Zhi and Xiao Meiniang too early, otherwise~ Even if I and these two people are 'full of favorability'. Then I'm going to have to wait too long!

"No, the plan has to be changed, it seems that I still have to put my hope in the current Majesty Li Shimin! Forget it, it's still honestly and secretly planned to build the academy~ Oh, and that women's army barracks! I thought helplessly.

And after discovering that my plan didn't work, I didn't even have the heart to find Li Zhi to brush up my favor in advance...... Even the breakfast in front of me has no fragrance in my eyes......

Let's hurry up and put an end to this, and hurry up to His Majesty the Emperor to offer all the books and seeds that I am going to dedicate, and exchange them for some good rewards.

"Hmmm! It's still an honest hug of the Cheng family and the big thick legs of His Majesty today! I just don't know if His Majesty's big thick legs are good to hold ...... today."

While pondering this, a burst of laughter suddenly came from outside the door behind him, and then a familiar voice said with a smile: "Wow! What kind of aroma is this? It's so familiar! Ha ha! It must be that little black son of the Li family, who is now using food to please my daughters! Haha, I'm blessed, go rub a bowl and ......"

As soon as I turned around, I saw that His Majesty pushed the door directly from the gate today, but ~ Didn't Your Majesty usually call me 'Li Family Boy'? Why did you suddenly change your name today? What the hell is this 'Li family's little black boy'? I'm not black......

But I only dare to complain about these words in my heart, if I say this, I will definitely cause trouble! Anyway, he is the emperor's boss, and the whole Tang Dynasty belongs to him the biggest, so no matter what he is called, I have to listen honestly.

"Your Majesty~" I hurriedly prepared to give a salute.

However, Li Shimin was very kind, waved his hand directly at me and said: "Okay, okay, there are no outsiders here, no need to give gifts, hurry up and serve me a bowl~ I can smell the fragrance from afar." ”

After finishing speaking, the emperor walked directly past me, went straight to a table of delicacies behind me, went up and picked up the leek box that no one had eaten, looked left and right, and stuffed it directly into his mouth...... Didn't you say that when the emperor ate, someone had to 'test the poison'?

When I was in the pavilion yesterday, the newly prepared dishes of me and the small pot and spoon were all served after someone tried them!

But this time, the emperor didn't think about these at all, and came up and took a leek box and stuffed it in his mouth? I don't know if he is bold and big-hearted, or if he really trusts me very much......

Subsequently, I hurriedly personally served a bowl of wonton noodles and 'presented' it to His Majesty, and then saw that the emperor took it and ate it directly. Then he picked up the food on the table that the other princesses and princes had not eaten one by one and tasted it......

And what surprised me even more was that I found that these princes and princesses, after seeing His Majesty the Emperor in person, had no other etiquette at all except for shouting 'Dad' even if they had said hello! Isn't it said that the people in the palace are the most important in etiquette? Moreover, shouldn't these people kneel down and salute, and after calling 'Father', they have to shout 'Banzai' three times?

Now it seems that they just shouted dad to the emperor, and even some greedy guys didn't even look at the emperor more, just cared about snatching food from the table......

"Huh? Could it be that there is no etiquette in the palace? I muttered silently to myself.