674 Heaven descends 'auspicious'?
Soon, His Majesty the Emperor was full~ but what did you see......
His Majesty the Emperor is facing his princes and princesses, this is too unroyal? Not only did they not claim to be 'I'm lonely' or anything like that, but the names between them were daughters and fathers...... Is this the simplicity of the people, or is the emperor too amiable?
But that's not what I'm going to think about.
Since I just realized that there was a problem with my previous plan, and now the best big leg is still His Majesty Li Shimin, I am ready to quickly solve the things that need to be done, and then concentrate on making money while building that academy well...... Only in this way can I really get the emperor in front of me to treat me differently! For a person who is already an emperor, if you want to hug his big thick legs, you must not just brush up on the goodwill, for these people, you have to bring real credit to get the favor and appreciation of the other party......
It was with this in mind that I waited for His Majesty to have eaten and had eaten enough, and then I hurriedly handed over a few pages of corn and other planting techniques that had been torn out of the book bound into a folder.
It is said that after His Majesty the Emperor took a few glances, he only began to appreciate the 'beautiful illustrations' on the pages...... Anyway, isn't your focus? Obviously, after seeing the yield of potatoes at that time, you were so excited that you knighted me! Why did I start paying attention to the artistry of this image now that I had dedicated the 'better' way of growing food? I was speechless. If you really like it. How about I give you a camera?
However, I thought that I still had to continue to brush up on my good feelings~ So I still asked Mandarin Man to take a Polaroid camera from the mall~ Of course, since His Majesty likes it, then I will offer one. Let him play with it, maybe it's also a way to brush up on goodwill~, right?
But when I took it out and used it on His Majesty. I really made Your Majesty happy! This emperor is too easy to dismiss. Anyway, my maids don't have much interest in it. After all, they all have mobile phones that can be used. And these maids don't have the habit of washing out the photos. A lot of maids are after taking photos, circulate them to each other and forget about them!
Come to think of it, after all, my maids will be exposed to a lot of the things I took out of the mall tomorrow. I've already played all kinds of goods in the mall.
His Majesty the Emperor, on the other hand, is different. I guess I gave Xiao Lizhi the mobile phone and all kinds of other miscellaneous items that I haven't seen for His Majesty the Emperor! Now that I think about it, this little beauty is also really good, not only has she never leaked my secrets at will, but she has never even taken the initiative to ask me for anything~ Well, the exception to eat.
As a result, just such a camera wasted another day in the palace. After I went to church, I didn't even bother to finish talking about food. His Majesty the Emperor was picked up by the eunuch who came to find him, saying that it was time to go to court!
Anyway, it's past nine o'clock in the morning! Nothing in the last dynasty~ Shouldn't it start before dawn? Am I being cheated by the TV series I watched in the past again?
"That~ Your Majesty? You've forgotten me again! ”
I had no choice but to chase it out. It's a pity that he was stopped by the guards just after he was halfway through his steps. Anyway, they even pulled out their knives! Is this a fear that I am going to assassinate?
No way. I had no choice but to return to the princess's palace again. At this time, Li Jing, the princess of Qinghe who she met yesterday, walked out of the inner hall. Looks like I just woke up! I seem to be attracted by the smell of breakfast. But before she could see the food, she saw me who had just been stopped by the guards. Then I saw that this Qinghe princess was suddenly stunned for a moment, and after tilting her head and thinking for a full minute, she jumped up in surprise, ran directly in front of me, pointed at my nose with her hand, and shouted: "Bah! You are the ...... yesterday ~ yesterday"
I saw that this guy was about to tell what happened yesterday, and when I thought that I was still in the palace now, if His Majesty the Emperor, who didn't go far, heard that I dared to whip yesterday ~ ahh ~ is to educate this little kid...... Then wouldn't I have been taken down on the spot by His Majesty the Emperor, who loves his daughter, and even sent to the prison...... Looking at Li Shimin's extreme doting heart towards Xiao Lizhen, I know that His Majesty the Emperor must be a daughter slave! At that time, I didn't expect it, but when I later learned that when I was in Hangu Pass, His Majesty the Emperor personally told Xiao Lizhi that he agreed with her to 'run away from home' and even secretly sent a 'stand-in' who looked exactly the same as Xiao Lizhi to protect her, and I knew that Xiao Lizhi was also a 'big thick leg' that could be held! It's just that this girl is a woman, I can't really hug it, otherwise I will definitely be blamed by His Majesty the Emperor, who loves her daughter! I can only buy ...... secretly
I digress again!
Anyway, when I saw Princess Qinghe just about to say it, I reacted super quickly for the first time and pounced directly and gagged Xiao Jing~ that is, Princess Qinghe, who was only seven years old. Of course, I didn't use my hands, but I picked up a handful of 'spicy strips' from the table.
Actually, in my mind, I was ready to take other foods, and the best choice was actually lollipops. But the situation was urgent, and when I grabbed the food on the table, I just grabbed the spicy strips that had been opened! I guess if you catch something like pancakes, fruits, or scallion pancakes, you might be fine.
But I grabbed the spicy strips by mistake, and it was still a big handful, and I directly stuffed it into Xiao Jing's mouth and blocked her mouth...... So Xiao Jing, who originally opened her mouth to say something, was directly stimulated by a large handful of spicy strips and burst into tears, and then her eyes were like seeing some terrible bad guy, and she was so frightened that she screamed 'wow', and ran away without a trace......
As for the other princesses who were eating, when they saw the scene in front of them, they took a step back and looked at me with frightened eyes, and even a few princesses who looked a little smaller than Princess Qinghe were directly scared and cried!
And all kinds of chattering came directly to my ears: "Wow! You see, this man turned out to be a bad person! "Yes, yes! I thought he was a cook! "Why is he so scary?" "Yes! I didn't see Xiao Jingjing and ran away crying in fright! "What the hell is this bad guy going to do? It's terrifying! Will it hurt us too! "Do you want me to come to the guards?" Or do you just call your father over? Punish him? "Okay
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When I heard these nonsense words, my whole person was not good! What's going on? I just made a mistake! Why did I let my wind review be directly victimized? Obviously, I was 'captured' by my gourmet breakfast just now! I feel that the favorability is obviously brushed up, but as soon as this Qinghe princess appeared. Seems like it's just making my day's work come to naught? In this case, is this Princess Qinghe and I 'committed'?
After listening to the words between these princesses, I really want to jump out and explain out loud, saying that what was just now was really all a misunderstanding! But this is the inner courtyard of the palace, and if I really shout like this, I guess it will cause more trouble!
That's why I'm really looking for a crack in the ground to dodge in first! These people were talking directly to each other, and many people were scared and crying, and I was really unlucky......
Fortunately, our most noble eldest princess, Her Royal Highness Xiao Lizhi, was still present, although she didn't know why I suddenly 'bullied' Princess Qinghe just now, but this guy also knew that I belonged to the kind of 'harmless to humans and animals' character. And I knew the 'misunderstanding' between me and Princess Qinghe~ So after she glared at me helplessly, she first said something to appease the princesses present, and then sent them all out of here and returned to the inner hall, and then ran to chase Xiao Jing who had just cried and ran away...... Fortunately, when His Majesty the Emperor came just now, all the princes who had been eating here ran away when they saw the emperor coming. Otherwise, when these bear children see this scene, it is estimated that I will be directly unlucky!
Thinking about the actions of the little fat prince Xiao Li Tai, as well as his strong revenge mentality, I know that those princes don't look young, but if they are 'bear children', then I really can't resist it! These wanton and reckless guys don't know how to retaliate! It is very likely that someone will go to my Zhuangzi in Lantian County and tear down my new home again......
After the 'misunderstanding' just now, there is no one left in the front yard of the entire princess hall, so I came to fetch the eunuchs and palace maids who have been here, and they all left here with the princess masters who were waiting. Xiao Jing, who caused me to be killed, didn't know where he ran away crying, so now I can only clean up the yard with the small pot and spoon to prepare breakfast, so I directly found a small bench and came out and sat in the yard in a daze. I also put away the tent where I rested yesterday.
For a moment, I didn't know what I had to do, and suddenly I felt a strong urge to slip away and hurry home...... It's just that considering that I don't want to hide in Tibet in the future, or even go to the Tang Dynasty in the 'wild land', I can only wait honestly...... It would be best if Xiaoli could persuade Princess Qinghe, and now I can only hope for this......
It's just that before I could wait for Xiao Lizhi to come back, I heard someone push the door in directly from the outside, and then I saw a eunuch holding a letter trotting in, handed the letter to me, and said, "Master Li! Your Majesty has summoned you to ......"
After I found the envelope, I found that it was a small note only two fingers wide, which was scribbled in small block letters: Xuan 'Founding Potato County Man' Li Heijin Luan saw driving......
Anyway, this should belong to the Divine Decree of the Summons! However, it was written on a small piece of paper less than two fingers wide? This is too disrespectful to people~ and disrespectful to the holy decree, right?
But now is not the time to worry about these, since I have been summoned to face the saint now, I even go to the Jinluan Hall that is in the 'upper court'~ Anyway, it is the first time that I have been received so officially!
"Huh! What can I do? Why don't you take the opportunity to have a beauty treatment? Do you do hair with makeup? "I'm a little messed up......
But when I thought that the situation in the princess's palace seemed to be more complicated, I thought it would be better to leave this embarrassing place of right and wrong quickly! I don't want to be brought into trouble here...... The matter of Princess Qinghe has been exposed, so I am sure to be punished by Li Shimin, who is completely a genuine 'daughter slave'...... When the time comes, it's really over.
"Hmmm! This is a good opportunity to relieve the embarrassment, and even wait for the holy in front of my temple to offer the 'treasure seed', maybe I will get a big vote of reward! Hey! I only hope that His Majesty the Emperor will consider my hardships and reward me twice......" I pondered as I followed the eunuch who had ordered the order towards the Jinluan Palace.
When I came to the court meeting, I saw the appearance of hundreds of civil and military officials standing in line on both sides, which was very similar to the scene when Sun Wukong first went to heaven to meet the Jade Emperor when he watched "Journey to the West...... It's a pity that there is no sense of clouds here. To be honest, I'm trying to find some dry ice to make some smoky wonderland......
“…… Forehead! I'm just thinking about it, and I'm not really trying to do it! ”
As soon as I thought about it, I found that a large amount of white mist suddenly generated from the entrance of the main hall, and then spread to the entire court. Otherwise, there is not only one in front of him who is dressed exactly like the Jade Emperor in Journey to the West, but even the crown with a curtain on his head......
But I soon realized that this was not really me going through the Heavenly Court, and it was not the rumor that I was muttering to each other about "auspicious rain from the sky...... I felt it carefully, and I found that this was a good thing that the stinky girl did by the duck...... When she heard my heart, she actually created a white mist out of thin air here...... No, it directly confused all the civil and military officials, including His Majesty the Emperor, in the hall where the court meeting was originally held...... Even I, for a moment, thought I had crossed over again......
It's just that how the hell is this thing made! I remember the white mist on TV, it seems to be made of dry ice! But there is no dry ice in my mall~ I can't say that there is no at all, but in a cold drink shop, I found a small amount of dry ice in stock, which seems to be specially made for some kind of Internet celebrity drink!
It's just a little bit, and you can't do so much white fog in front of you at all!