"Medicine King Sun Simiao? Wait a minute? Why do you say I know him? "I was first surprised to hear about this legendary god, and then I was surprised to find that Zou Yan would think that I knew this Sun Simiao, who was respected as the 'King of Medicine'......

That's the real 'King of Medicine'! O great god of history! His medical book "A Thousand Golden Prescriptions" is a real god that even I, a clinical major, have heard of!

"Don't you know him? He's someone who's been to Bai Yujing! Zou Yan asked with a skeptical expression.

“……！？” I'll go? That great god actually went to Bai Yujing? Wait, so to speak, this so-called 'Bai Yujing' made up randomly because of the empty ears of His Majesty the Emperor is still real? I'll go! Something bad! If I meet this medicine king god this time, won't the random fabrication I have been making up all this time be exposed?

This news is really dangerous for me! No, I have to think about it~ Uh! It's really not good, let's contact that medicine king Sun Simiao first! However, is this great god really so easy to contact? If I go to him, will he be able to see me, an ordinary civilian?

Forehead! Forget it, let's talk about it then!

"Huh! Is it? Then I have a chance to pay a good visit to this medicine king! Oh yes! In fact, Bai Yujing is very big! You might miss it! "I had no choice but to fool Zou Yan like this.

However, if it's really 'Bai Yujing', what I just said is right! I already know that this 'Bai Yujing' is actually another name for the moon, and Zou Yan also said that it is the residence of the 'Emperor of Heaven'~ Although I have never figured out why Zou Yan said this, it is clear that the gods on the moon should be Chang'e~ So I said that 'Bai Yujing' is very big, which is no problem at all! I remember in my elementary school nature textbook, it was said that the Earth is 3.67 times the size of the Moon! In this way, Bai Yujing is a quarter of the size of the earth! And the land area on the earth only accounts for 29% of the total surface area of the earth~ and the moon is completely land~ so strictly speaking, in fact, the so-called 'Bai Yujing' is larger than the land area on the earth......

Forehead! If I didn't pay attention, my mind went off track again, and this time I went out of the sky, and I ran off to the moon...... I quickly shook off the water in my head, and then put on a serious nonsense again...... Ahh ”

I'm actually going to use that '5D Cinema Equipment Pod' again! Then go and fool Zou Yan in, and show her a movie or something......

"Really? All right! When I have time, I will definitely visit in person! After listening to my nonsense about her, Zou Yan agreed with a happy face...... Then the topic was forcefully opened, and finally stopped talking about the matter of 'do I know Sun Simiao'......

Zou Yan and I chatted about visiting 'Bai Yujing' in the future, and together we began to put the electronic instruments and various instruments I took out in the operating room back on the trolley, and I crossed again and sent the cart back to the mall.

"Hmmm! No matter how many times you see this 'Dream Butterfly Technique', it's still so amazing! After watching me send the trolley back to the mall, Zou Yan came up to me again, reached out and touched the red mark on my chest, and said with envy on his face.

“……！？” What is the 'Dream Butterfly Technique'? I'm crossing over! Not a spell...... But forget it, I'm too lazy to explain to the Zou Yan in front of me, I can see it now, this product is worthy of a girl with a severe middle and second disease! Although she has been acting very normal since we came here, her way of opening up other people's brains is the root cause of her secondary disease!

Seeing me, he didn't speak, Zou Yan rubbed the red mark on my chest again, and then reluctantly left my chest and said, "Alas! It's a pity that I was born under the door of the Yin and Yang family, and ~ alas! Otherwise, I'll have to go to your sect to apprentice!" These spells of yours are much more revealing than those of our school! ”

Listening to Zou Yan's sigh, I said in my heart, isn't it? The ones in your school, can that be called spells? I don't think it's as good as the skills of some people who go into the rivers and lakes to show tricks, at least those are real kung fu! And it's very entertaining! It's like the 'calling the wind and rain' you just performed, obviously holding a water pipe to nourish water......

Forget it, don't mention this stubble, I can't help it for a while, what if I laugh out loud again! This thing seems to be a violent maniac!

"Huh! Here's a chance! Let's have a chance to turn back! I hurriedly said perfunctorily, then thought about it and said to her, "That! You're okay here! Why don't you~ send me back? I've been out for a long time! I'm afraid my friends will be worried! ”

"Go back? Now? Zou Yan looked at me, then walked to the front of the operating table, looked at the little patient lying on it, who was still in a coma, and then continued: "But are you sure that your spell ~ 'operation' was successful?" ”

"Hmmm! I guess so! After saying that, I also walked over, reached out and grabbed the little patient's wrist, touched his pulse, and found that the pulse was very strong, and said, "It's okay, I should wait for the effect of the anesthetic to pass, and then I will wake up!" "After I finished speaking, I remembered that this operation was not anesthesia made of anesthetic! Instead, I used Zou Yan's 'hemp boiling powder' for me! "Oh yes, this 'hemp boiling' is still the one you gave! You know how long it will take for this medicine to pass! ”

After Zou Yan heard my words, she looked down at the little patient, and then she also reached out and touched her pulse and said, "Oh! Judging from the pulse, there is really no problem, because I didn't know how long it would take to perform this 'operation' you performed, so the amount of medicine I gave was a little larger, and I should have to sleep for two or three hours! ”

"Two or three hours? So long? I was surprised. Sure enough, it's all the fault of the hour~ uh~ ahhh I said the wrong thing again, two or three hours, that's 4 to 6 hours! Forehead! Plus the time that has just passed...... I'll go! How much medicine is this thing undergone! I had to sleep for almost 10 hours before I woke up!

"Huh! You take such a heavy medicine, nothing will happen! ”

"Then how can it be, what do you think of this hemp boiling? This is no ordinary thing! This is the miracle medicine prepared by the miracle doctor himself back then! ”

"Miracle medicine? Miracle Doctor? It won't be Hua Tuo! ”

“……？ Well? Do you even know Hua Tuo? Oh! I remembered that Hua Tuo was also good at surgery back then...... Forehead! You wait! Zou Yan said this, I don't know what he remembered, and then turned his head and ran out. And I looked at Zou Yan, who was halfway through the words, turned his head and ran away, I was stupid!

"I'll go! Is this sick thing? How did you run away? ”

Zou Yan walked for about two quarters of an hour, anyway, I stayed here, and I looked left and right for a long time and didn't find any trace of anyone else, and the painting also ran away after offending Zou Yan. So I'm very pitiful now! Staying alone in this hut that I had just used as an operating room, looking at the unconscious little patient lying on the long dining table, I was directly stunned.

“……！ Where have all the people gone? Just leave me alone in front of a strange patient? Aren't you afraid that I will be bad for this patient? The various behaviors just now clearly show the importance of this patient! But is it really okay to just throw me here as an outsider......? I muttered to myself in frustration.

But fortunately, just when I waited for two quarters of an hour, and I wanted to sneak away, Zou Yan finally came back, and then reached out and threw me a book and a long wooden box, she panted and said to me: "Look~ You open this scroll and see if you know the people on it!" ”

"Oh good!" Listening to Zou Yan's words, I realized that the long wooden box she handed me turned out to be a picture scroll, and after I opened the scroll, a portrait of an old man appeared directly in front of me.

"Huh! Who is this old man? "I took a look at this portrait and found that it looked no different from an ordinary figure painting, although the person in this picture had a long beard and long hair, and was wearing a Confucian costume, but I really didn't know who it was in this painting! Moreover, in fact, at a glance, I always feel that the characters in this portrait, if you add a hat, are very similar to Du Fu in the previous Chinese textbooks~ But even if the history is as bad as me, I also know that this Du Fu is the same age as Li Bai! Although he is also from the Tang Dynasty, it will be several generations later! It seems that the emperor of their era was called Li Longji~ Although I don't know whether this Li Longji is the descendant of the current emperor Li Shimin's generation, but it must be after Wu Zetian! So no matter what, the character on this portrait will definitely not be Du Fu's!

"Huh! Your portrait is so rudimentary! Where can I recognize it? "I had to tell Zou Yan truthfully.

"You talk nonsense! This is the work of one of the most famous painters of the school, how can you praise her work so much? You~ Can you draw better? Zou Yan listened to my words and said to me with an angry face.

But I'm really not talking nonsense, this painting is actually really simple! And I decide! If I were to change the hat of the character in this painting, I would believe that he was Confucius! The person in this painting is also three locks of beard! However, although I don't know how to paint, but when Zou Yan talks about me, I'm really a little unconvinced, your painting is not strong, and you still don't let people say it? Hum! My showmanship, scare and scare you!

"Oh! Although I don't know how to draw either, but~" I glanced at the portrait and Zou Yan with an angry face again, and then said: "But! Then I'm much better than this painting! If you don't believe it~ let's try! ”

"Try it, try it! I can't do it, can you draw better? Zou Yan said angrily.

Draw? I really can't, but who says I'm going to paint? Hey!

As I spoke, I waved my hand at Zou Yan, and then said to her like she had just now, "You can wait too!" After saying this, I directly slapped the mark on my chest on the spot and crossed back into the mall again.

As soon as I entered the mall, I ran directly to the digital counter, in fact, I was just going to take out my mobile phone directly from my pocket to take a photo of her, and then go back to the mall to print it out, and give Zou Yan to scare her, but after I touched my pocket, I found that the mobile phone that had been in my pocket was gone. But I don't feel sorry for the phone, after all, there are no important photos and materials there, just a few songs and a few small movies~ It's really just a small movie~ So lose it! Anyway, the phone doesn't have much power.

So I felt in my pocket and found that my phone was gone, so I went straight back to the mall, ready to go to the digital counter to get a new one.

After I picked up a new mobile phone and turned it on, I looked at the battery and found that the battery of the mobile phone was quite full, so I crossed back to Datang again, and then smiled at Zou Yan, who was looking at me in a daze, reached out and raised the phone, aimed at Zou Yan's face, and said: "Come, look at me, right ~ laugh a!" Say 'eggplant'! Well! That's good! After taking a photo of Zou Yan looking at me with a smiling expression, I traveled back to the mall again and started printing the photo.

After the photo printer in the digital counter quickly printed out the photos, I looked at Zou Yan's smiling smile in the photo, and I was still moved.

"I'll go! Why did this product cooperate with me so much just now, I laughed when I said it, and I let the 'eggplant' follow along, what is going on with her! Also, when I looked at the photos of this product, I suddenly had a heart-warming feeling! This is not scientific! This product is obviously just a secondary two girl! How could I be tempted by that? Well! It must be an illusion.,Oh yes.,Maybe it's the relationship between printing directly without retouching! Well, it must be so. ”

After silently making an excuse for myself, I picked up my phone again, turned on the beautification function, and tinkered with Zou Yan's photos for a long time, and added a lot of 'porphyrins!' Porphyrin! After the special effects, Zou Yan on this mobile phone finally looked normal.

I sighed, looked at the reprinted retouched photos, and whispered: "Whew~ It finally looks much more pleasing to the eye!" Well, just this one to fool her! Well, the heartbeat just now ~ must be an illusion ~"

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to take out these two printed photos and show them to Zou Yan! Although the first one looks a little ~ special, but since Zou Yan was so cooperative just now, obeyed my command, and smiled and shouted 'eggplant', then I still give her both of them after all......

"Huh! Something is wrong! Zou Yan showed me the portrait just now~ What does it mean? I'm so off the rails again, why is this related to photography again? I touched my head and wondered. Why do I always think astray! It's all off track for 10,000 meters, so far!