After I showed these two photos to Zou Yan, Zou Yan was stunned by my 'painting' skills, especially the photo that I had retouched. Then he looked at me casually and said, "Okay! Boy, no wonder you can't look down on the images drawn by the masters of our school! It turns out that you are also a master! ”

I'll go! This goods were snatched away? She didn't find out that I had retouched the picture for her?

"Uh~that~that photo~that picture~Hmm! What do you think of the painting? Do you have any thoughts after reading it? "After I struggled for a long time, I thought it was better to ask, after all, the reaction of this product was completely different from the reaction of the maids I used to give to my house! If you think about it this way, it's better for my maids! Although most of them have become lazy and gluttonous now...... Eh~ If I think about it like this, it seems that I am really an unqualified head of the family!

"Huh? That's a good drawing! Well, the painting is very similar, although there is no verve, but the craftsmanship is good! Kindness! It's okay! Zou Yan nodded, but did not take out the painting.

"Painted like? Don't have Shen Yun yet? Or is it improvised? As soon as you say that, I'll have to reason with you! I said to Zou Yan unconvinced, then reached out and picked up the portrait she gave me, and then said to her: "You quickly take out Bibi, can you say that I don't have ~ no charm?" Do you think this portrait of yours can make people recognize who it is at a glance? And the one I painted, no matter who you invite to see it, you can tell that it's you, believe it or not! Look at this picture you gave me, I don't want to think about it at all

Like a real person! "I'm not convinced, after all, the painting Zou Yan gave me is really too public! It's really just a few strokes, and you can become someone else! In other words, how did these ancients see who came from such a careless portrait?

Zou Yan listened to my words, looked at me with contempt, and said, "Didn't you learn from a famous family?" Is there no painter in your school? Hasn't anyone told you about the charm of calligraphy and painting? ”

"What's that?" Zou Yan rolled his eyes and confused me? Did I say something embarrassing? Not at all!

I took another look at the old man on the painting that Zou Yan gave me, and then I found that I still couldn't appreciate it, and I still thought the photo was better.

But after Zou Yan saw my appearance, he rolled his eyes again and said, "Alas! I really don't know if your knowledge is high or low! I don't even have this bit of knowledge, anyway, are you in the school? Didn't I teach you piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? That's not right! Your fine brush painting is indeed delicate and delicate, and the stroke is indeed as subtle as possible, through the "take the shape of the spirit, the shape of the line, the shape of the meaning" to obtain the perfect unity of demeanor and form, it is indeed a superb painting! ”

“……！？ Uh~That's right! You're right! Heard Zou Yan's words. I nodded in agreement. But I complained loudly in my heart: "I'll it!" What is this talking about? Why didn't I understand a word? It can't be a spell! I don't understand it at all, hey! Would you like to change it to 'Chinese that I can understand'? ”

I cried out in my heart, 'I'll go!' And complained hard, but what she just said sounded really Chinese! I could understand every word, but what was she talking about? Is it to compliment me?

After Zou Yan saw me nodding and saying 'yes', she continued: "Huh? Since you also know about gongbi painting, why do you still use gongbi to compare with freehand? Still saying that this is not as good as you? Don't you find that in this painting, there is a high degree of generalization, and the subtle artistic conception of doing more with less? Looking at the past at a glance, can you see the elegant, elegant and unique style of the characters in the painting? And this only needs to break the pen and splash ink, a few strokes at a rapid speed, and after the wild and uninhibited blade strokes, you can perfectly show the connotation and essence of the freehand characters......"

Listening to Zou Yan's triumphant and spitting explanation, I was completely confused, I didn't understand it at all!

I wiped the saliva that was squirted out by Zou Yan on my face, and then clasped my hands into fists and said, "Hero! Leave me alone! I really don't want to hear it! I admit that my knowledge is not as shallow as your old man, but you don't have to do this to me! I~ I will definitely go back to the teacher, study in retreat, read good books, and read more! Please spare me! ”

“……？” Zou Yan listened to my words and was also confused? Then she said, "Huh? Aren't you going to talk to me about the contrast between these two paintings? Why did you say that all of a sudden? What did you miss? ”

“……？” I'll go! She doesn't always think she's talking to me, does she? But why do I think she's just in class? My delusion? Misunderstood?

Forget it! Let's quickly get away with the topic, or maybe after a while she will start to pull up some new topic, and then explain it to me at length......

"Ahem~ that! That~ It's not too early now! Look, isn't it time to send me back? "I quickly digressed the subject, and I really want to go back now!

"Are you going back? But Porridge hasn't woken up yet? As soon as Zou Yan heard that I was leaving, he immediately stopped worrying about the question just now, and looked back at the little patient who was still lying on the long dining table and was unconscious.

"Porridge porridge? Is that patient called porridge porridge? "I asked, in fact, when Zou Yan and Huahua were arguing just now, I heard them seem to mention the name 'porridge', I didn't think much about it at the time, but now it seems that this should be the patient's name!

"Hmmm! Yes! Zou Yan walked over, reached out and gently touched the patient's face, and after a moment of silence, he raised his head again and looked at me and said, "Hmm! Actually~ I think you should be able to see it! Zou Yan~ is actually not my real name. Actually~" After Zou Yan glanced at the patient, he looked up at me again and continued: "Actually, he is!" ”

"Oh! That's right! Wait? Are you I seeing? What do I see? "Zou Yan's words confused me again, where is this?

“……！？” Zou Yan was also confused by my confused rhetorical question. But after she paused for a moment, she seemed to understand something, and then smiled at me and explained directly, and when she said this, I understood what was going on.

"Actually, his name is Zou Congee! It's my brother. Brother! ”

I'll go! What a name? I suddenly found that the people I knew after coming to Datang seemed to be suffering from naming disorder! Name it Zou Congee Porridge? Why don't you just call Zou Zou Zou! It's smoother! Well! The person who named this name is definitely not his own father.

"And I am the famous scholar of the Jixia School Palace, the head of the Yin and Yang family, the founder of the Five Elements, and the 49th generation descendant of Zou Yan ~ who can say everything in the world, I am the eldest daughter in the family, my name is Zou Rushui!"

I'll go, her name is Zou Rushui? Why do I suddenly feel abnormal when I hear a normal name?

Zou Yan didn't notice that I had been complaining silently with my mouth open, she stretched out her finger and pointed outside the door, and then said: "The one who ran out, the one who was teased and called 'painting sister' by you just now, is the youngest sister in my family, Zou Ruhua!" ”

Zou is picturesque? This name seems to have been corrected! One is called like water, and the other is called picturesque? Well, it sounds like there is some artistic conception, it finally looks like a name given by my father! Forehead! That's not right! She seems to say that painting is the youngest sister~ If you say so, then Zou Congee is the one between the two of them? I'll go, what the hell is going on! Will there suddenly be a weird name in the middle? Zou Rushui ~ Zou Porridge ~ Zou Picturesque ~ Eh, it looks like their father must be a daughter control, otherwise how could they name the only boy in the middle so casually!

After I heard the names of the three sisters and brothers, when I was silently complaining in my heart, I suddenly reacted to something, and then blurted out: "Eh! That's not right! When did I molest your sister? "I quickly asked, Zou Yan ~ just now is not right, now this thing should be called Zou Rushui! ~ She said I molested her sister? This is a false accusation! I have to explain it quickly, after all, the person in front of me is also a hands-on person! Don't suddenly poison me......

Zou Yan~ was wrong, it was Zou Rushui who looked at me and smiled, and then slapped me directly on the back of the head and said, "Boy, you still want to repay the debt!" When you bullied my sister just now, isn't it just a 'painting sister' in one mouthful? How? Do you still want to get your hands dirty? ”

“……！？” You've already done it! "I~ I was just kidding! And, and she's younger than me! Why can't I call her a drawing girl? ”

Zou Rushui glared at me. didn't answer the question, and then continued to explain it to me. And I, seeing that she didn't continue to embarrass me anymore, I had to quiet down and listen intently, and at the same time, in my heart, I was still complaining about her, the kind of sneaky......

"Actually, I am helpless to replace him and call myself 'Zou Yan'! After all, the head of the family, 'Zou Yan', must not be lost in this school! ”

Ha? After listening to her words, I think there seems to be something wrong with her logic? Imposter? Wouldn't it be lost? Before I came just now, this poor patient named Zou Congee Congee started to have a high fever! But when it comes to high fever, I walked over and touched Zou Congee's forehead, and found that the body temperature seemed to have dropped a little, it seems that this anti-inflammatory drug is really a special effect for this ancient! This reminds me of the story that when I was in school, my teacher once told me that 'penicillin is a panacea'! It seems that the ancients had no drug-resistant bodies, and the efficacy of anti-inflammatory drugs is really amazing! After Zou Rushui saw the action, she also reached out and grabbed Zou Congee's wrist and began to check Zou Congee's pulse.

"I envy these people who can take the pulse!" I sighed silently in my heart, in fact, before the crossing, when I was in the hospital, I always felt that the pulse of this Chinese medicine was completely redundant! In fact, just push the patient to the laboratory and open a few test sheets. It's simple and accurate, and it's easy not to misdiagnose, even when I've just graduated, I can help people see a doctor so easily......

But after I traveled back to ancient times, I began to envy this technology, especially after this operation, without the support of the laboratory department, I always felt that it was all kinds of constraints, and I couldn't use it at all! Even in the pharmacy in this shopping mall that I carry in my chest, there are a lot of electronic instruments, I still feel that like Zou Rushui, I can see the other party's physical condition only by grabbing the other party's wrist, I am also very envious!

"Alas! I knew that I would travel back in time, and I learned this knowledge at that time! It's so inconvenient to not have a laboratory department. I shook my head and sighed.

After Zou Rushui checked Zou Congee's pulse, he looked at me with a happy face and said, "Boy, your medical skills are really amazing!" My brother is finally out of danger! Thank you so much! ”

"Hey, hey! I'll just say I'm a surgeon! "I was a little smug.

Zou Rushui looked up at the infusion set that was still in the infusion again, and then pondered for a while and said to me: "That~um! For your great kindness, our Yin and Yang family is really unable to repay, so let's do it, I will repair a book now, please transfer it to your master, from today on, our Yin and Yang family's Tantian School Palace is willing to form an alliance with your master, and forever form an alliance! ”

Forehead? Want to fix a book? Give me a teacher? And an alliance?

I ask you, the concubine really can't do it! You're embarrassing me! My teacher is actually fictional!

After hearing Zou Rushui say this to me seriously, I was completely speechless! What can I do? Forget it, keep fooling around!

I really had no choice, so I had to continue to fool her and say, "Eh! Alliance? Actually, no, uh! That~That! By the way, there used to be a saying in my teacher, that is, 'giving grace without asking for retribution', oh, by the way, there is also a requirement that we must 'save the life and help the wounded'! Well, so, I can't violate the master's sect, you don't have to thank me, and you don't have to form an alliance! ”

After listening to my nonsense words, Zou Rushui was silent for a moment, and then said, "Hmm! Well, since your faction has no intention of forming an alliance, I can only find another way to thank you! ”

"No, you don't! I really don't need to, it's a gesture! Oh yes! You've already given me the antidote to 'Seven Days of Drunkenness', and that's enough, in fact, we're an equivalent exchange! ”

"Alright! Since you've said so, I can only say thank you again! Zou Rushui glanced at me deeply, then looked down at Zou Congee who was still unconscious on the operating table, and stopped talking. The atmosphere in the room suddenly became cold.

I hesitated for a moment, then asked tentatively, "Hmm! That~ Since it's okay, can I go back? My family is still waiting for me to eat? ”