Chapter 19: Give the fat man a head
The two entered the private room, and the turtle slave asked people to serve the dishes.
Xuanyuan Hanmo was eating vegetables while admiring the dancing girls dancing downstairs.
The table in the private room is placed next to the window, and the window faces the stage, so that guests can enjoy the stage performance while eating and drinking to "flirt" with women.
At this time, the dancing girl on the stage retreated, and the old bustard led a group of more scantily clad women to walk up, and in the middle walked a woman with a scarf covering her face.
"Ladies and gentlemen, today is the opportunity for the Qinghong reception of Xianghong Mansion, or the old rules, pass the three levels! I'm not going to nag anymore, let's get started. ”
A woman behind him walked up and pulled open the scroll in her arms, on which was written the word "spring".
The woman said in a coquettish voice: "Today's first question is about spring. ”
The talented gentlemen present were lively.
"Fatty, how do you pass the three levels? What's the doorway? Xuanyuan Hanmo seemed a little curious about this.
Liu Youfu glanced at the masked woman in the crowd, and continued to drink the tea in his hand without expression on his face.
"Passing the three levels is the literal consciousness, passing the three levels, the first level of poetry and songs, after passing the screening of the first level, the second level is to make Qinghong laugh, as for the third level, it is the easiest, throw money! However, the second level has failed so far. This Qinghong seems to be a person who can't laugh. ”
Speaking of which, Liu Youfu seemed a little resentful.
Xuanyuan Hanmo smiled, it is estimated that this guy has touched a gray nose on this light rainbow.
There are constantly talented people on the stage, some of them represent themselves, and some of them are talented people invited by the gentry and businessmen, as long as they can pass the test.
Looking at the "talent show" on the stage, Xuanyuan Hanmo suddenly had an interest in having fun.
"Fatty, I'll give you a poem, do you dare to go down and read it, I'll make sure you pass!"
Liu Youfu listened, and was moved for a moment, and then became very disheartened and shook his head.
"Forget it, although I know that you will definitely be able to let me pass the first level, but I still can't pass the second level."
"Fatty, how many times have you been here, and you have been hit so hard that you have lost your confidence?"
Liu Youfu seemed to be in a gloom, his fingers drawing circles on the table.
"If you don't mention this, we can still be brothers...."
"If you don't say it, my brother doesn't have to do it, you choose." Xuanyuan Hanmo knew that this... The fat man seems to have suffered a lot.
Liu Youfu opened his mouth and succumbed to the threat of Xuanyuan Hanmo grabbing his laughing hole with one hand.
"Eight times. =,=”
Under Xuanyuan Hanmo's strange eyes, Liu Youfu directly slammed his head on the table, and the dishes on the table all shook.
Liu Youfu felt that he had no face to see people.
"Eight times, it's not much, and it's still two times before you can make it up, hehe, how many levels have you broken through?" Xuanyuan Hanmo eased his embarrassment and slapped Liu Youfu with a smile.
"I didn't pass the first level! Laugh if you want, I'm used to it. Liu Youfu didn't raise his head, so he was a little deflated.
Seeing Liu Youfu like this, it is estimated that it is impossible to end up again.
Now it's time to help give the fat man a vent.
Thinking of this, let the turtle slave waiting outside the door go to get pen and ink.
When the turtle slave went to get the pen and ink, Xuanyuan Hanmo was thinking, which one to copy?
Soon, the pen and ink came.
The fat man saw that he was thinking so seriously, and he didn't speak, but watched quietly.
He knew Xuanyuan Hanmo's thoughts, he was very moved, and a little excited, it seemed that brothers had to "share difficulties"?
Xuanyuan Hanmo picked up the pen, deliberately wrote the words a little ugly, blew it after writing, waited for the ink to dry, and then took out the silver to reward the turtle slave, and asked the turtle slave to take down the paper and read it.
As for how to pronounce it, this turtle slave figured it out by himself.
After Liu Youfu went out of the turtle slave, the thief looked at Xuanyuan Hanmo with a smile, "Sure enough, it's a good brother!" ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo glanced at this product with contempt, he believed in the three hundred Tang poems in Huaxia,.
That's a peerless classic that has been passed down through the ages!
The two didn't speak, picked up a glass of wine, and quietly waited for the result.
On the stage, Bai Erniang came to the stage with a piece of paper and waved her hand to make everyone quiet.
"This is a talented man in a private room on the second floor who sent it down to participate in this three levels, but I don't know how to appreciate Erniang, so let everyone here comment."
The talents in the audience have exploded, who is this, the hidden head and tail do not appear, just let people send them down, don't you see that those high-ranking officials and nobles have to send their own talents down?
There was a lot of scolding, and the words were ugly, full of contempt.
Liu Youfu couldn't help but stand up and wanted to refute, but Xuanyuan Hanmo suppressed him and asked him to continue watching.
It's just the derogatory words of some readers, and it didn't insult the family, otherwise I really don't know if there would be death.
A son came to the stage, and that was when Xuanyuan Hanmo went up the mountain to the academy and met Cai Jing who broke his hand.
After many days, Cai Jing's folded hand is not good, but he is still interested in coming to this place of fireworks, and the degree of lust is really admirable.
Then again, it seems that it was only one hand that was broken, so why is it that both hands are now boarded? Xuanyuan Hanmo touched his chin and thought.
"Erniang, you just read it out, let everyone see what this hidden rat can write, I guess I think I can't write it to come to the door to hide it like this."
Cai Jing couldn't make a chic action of shaking the fan with his two hands, so he asked his little servant to help shake it.
It's pretty funny.
Under everyone's urging, Bai Erniang read out the poem on the paper slowly.
"I don't know when I sleep in spring."
As soon as he said the first sentence, Cai Jing, a guy who didn't learn or knew anything, spoke, "Cut, you dare to take it out like this." ”
But the talented people in the audience did not speak, and Bai Erniang continued to read, ignoring Cai Jing.
"Birds are heard everywhere, the wind and rain come at night, and the flowers fall to know how much."
There was a "yes" from the private room upstairs.
There were also talented people under the stage who nodded.
Cai Jing on the stage saw the cheers from the audience and knew that he was embarrassed, so he quietly took his little guy off the stage and disappeared into the crowd.
"Does this poem have a title?" Someone asked.
"No, but you can ask now." Bai Erniang said.
Liu Youfu in the private room was stunned, looking at Xuanyuan Hanmo, as if he was seeing a monster.
"What do you see, the time has come for you to make a statement, do you want to?" Xuanyuan Hanmo said with a smile.
"Yes! How not! What conditions, you say, even if I promise to be myself, I am willing! Liu Youfu hurriedly said.
"Get out! I don't have this hobby! The name of the poem, Chunxiao, go quickly. ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo rolled his eyes, and disgusted Liu Youfu hurriedly went to play handsome.
Liu Youfu was not ambiguous, immediately stood up, and shouted loudly: "The name of the poem!" Spring Dawn! ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo immediately opened the fan to cover his face, shameful, how can there be such a thing.
At this moment, the door of the private room was suddenly kicked open.