Chapter 20: It's not easy to make a woman laugh

Outside the door stood a middle-aged man, followed by several attendants, pulling a disheveled young man.

When Xuanyuan Hanmo saw this middle-aged man, his feet suddenly felt a little soft.

Liu Youfu was just about to be majestic, so he interrupted like this, and was about to go crazy.

Xuanyuan Hanmo grabbed Liu Youfu for the first time, and pulled him to jump out of the window.

"Hello Daddy! Goodbye Dad! ”

It's a pity that Xuanyuan Hanmo underestimated the weight of Liu Youfu, a dead fat man.

The fat man didn't move a few steps, he went straight to the window.

Xuanyuan is such a big guy just "hum".

The entourage behind him quickly pulled Xuanyuan Hanmo back from the window.

Xuanyuan Hanmo accepted his fate and did not struggle.

Liu Youfu heard Xuanyuan Hanmo call the middle-aged man's father, and immediately stood up obediently.

Watching the entourage pull Xuanyuan Hanmo back, ignoring Xuanyuan Hanmo's eyes asking for help, Liu Youfu also helped break the hand that was holding his clothes.

The people on the stage downstairs were still reminiscing about Xuanyuan Hanmo's good poem as a "plagiarist", and after hearing the name of the poem, they also looked over to the private room, and they also happened to notice that there was a scene where someone jumped out of the window and couldn't pull it back.

Anyway, Liu Youfu has been embarrassed several times, and it's not bad this time, standing like a good boy with his eyes and nose and heart.

Two attendants stood at the window, blocking the view from downstairs.

As soon as Xuanyuan walked in, the young man behind him also walked in.

This young man is Xuanyuan Hanmo's eldest brother, Xuanyuan Wu.

The attendant brought a chair, and Xuanyuan sat down casually.

"Say it, give you a chance to explain. Give me a reason why I don't want to flatten you. ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo blinked innocently, looked at Xuanyuan Yi, and then pointed at Liu Youfu for the first time.

"This goods has come nine times, failed nine times, beg me to help him with his majesty."

The boat of friendship is capsized......

Liu Youfu was stunned.

When did I ask you? What else came nine times and failed nine times?

Seeing Xuanyuan Hanmo's evil eyes and the smile on the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but tremble, and obediently shut up and didn't refute.

The last time I saw this smile was when a guy who didn't have long eyes wanted to pursue Liu Yun, and then he doubted his life.

Xuanyuan looked at Liu Youfu's eyes, as if he had understood everything, and felt sorry for him in his heart.

This fat man is his son's classmate and friend, and he still has to give face, and besides, this fat man's father can't afford to mess with him, so let's take it easy.

"Don't be crooked, go home with Lao Tzu now, stay any longer, your mother thinks I'm drinking flower wine again!"

Although Liu Youfu guessed that today's incident must be yellow, there is still a glimmer of hope, and he is unwilling to hear that he has to go.

Xuanyuan Hanmo noticed Liu Youfu's unwilling expression, he was a little guilty about pushing this product out just now, and he said that he would make this guy majestic.

Can't break your promise!

Xuanyuan Hanmo spoke hard.

"Daddy, can you wait? I promised to help this guy get through, and I'll have to work hard until the end! ”

Xuanyuan glared at Xuanyuan Hanmo, and gently brushed the clothes off his legs with both hands.

"You should have said that! The boss came to sit here, and the third remembered to tell your mother that you were going to stay! ”

"Go, go, go! You two guys don't get out of the way. ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo scolded and asked the two guys blocking the window to get out of the way.

Liu Youfu looked at Xuanyuan Hanmo dumbfounded, and asked: Is this guy really your father?

Xuanyuan Hanmo stretched out his hand and pouted, this is my father.

The competition on the stage will not be delayed because of the private room, and the game continues.

The results of the first scene have come out, and Xuanyuan Hanmo's poem has passed the first level.

Liu Youfu knew that the result had passed the first hurdle, so he kept standing proudly at the window, completely forgetting that Xuanyuan had reminded him just now that his father was there.

Soon, the second level will begin.

The woman covered with a scarf stood on the stage, and there were constantly talented gentlemen who had passed the first level on stage, and they used various methods, but they couldn't make Qinghong smile.

At this time, the audience couldn't make the people who couldn't laugh at the light rainbow.

"No, it's all face-covered, who knows if it's smiling? Take off the scarf! ”

This was echoed by all.

yes, you're covered with your face, who knows if you're smiling?

Qinghong didn't say anything, just stood coldly.

Bai Erniang came to the stage with a haha and said a lot of good things, but she still blocked the voices from the audience.

When Bai Erniang was about to be unable to stand it, Qinghong gently untied the scarf on her face.

A pair of willow eyebrows are like a crescent moon, and their eyes are as cold as a pool.

Qinghong's red lips are more like cherries than cherries, and the fluttering hair on the cheeks adds a bit of desire for men to conquest.

"The concubine body has been unveiled, do you have any other requirements?"

The voice is very good, but the tone between the words is very indifferent, so cold that it makes people chill to the bones.

It was as if this woman was originally an iceberg that would not melt for thousands of years.

The veil was taken off, which amazed everyone and caused an uproar among those present.

It also makes those hungry ghosts in the color ready to move.

Liu Youfu looked at Xuanyuan Hanmo with glowing eyes, and stared at Xuanyuan Hanmo until his scalp was numb.

Just your fat image, it's a joke in itself, do you still need a joke?

If you stand up, you can make people laugh with any movement!

Xuanyuan Hanmo touched his chin and looked at Liu Youfu, thought of an idea, pulled Liu Youfu over, and muttered in his ear for a while.

Liu Youfu has a good memory, he wrote it down, and then happily went upstairs to the stage.

On the stage, Liu Youfu tidied up his clothes on stage, and made a salute to Qinghong that all scholars would do on stage, and then started talking.

This facial expression caused a bunch of people in the audience to burst into laughter.

But Qinghong still didn't laugh.

Xuanyuan Hanmo frowned, this is not right, this fat image is a joke, plus the action, it can properly attract a lot of people to laugh.

Qinghong didn't laugh?

Seeing that Qinghong was not smiling, Liu Youfu followed the second step designed by Xuanyuan Hanmo.

He smiled his trademark smile, like a happy smile like Maitreya Buddha.

"A fish said, 'I keep my eyes open all the time so that I can't leave by your side.' The water that surrounds the fish says: I flow tirelessly all day long to surround you and hold you tight. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was no sense of joke at all, as if they were telling a story, and the people present asked Liu Youfu to step down one after another.

The people in the audience are ready to go on stage to catch people.

Liu Youfu said: "A big cauldron said: You are both almost ripe and there is so much nonsense." ”

The audience fell silent, is this a joke?

It's cold!

Liu Youfu was a little embarrassed when he saw that they were all cold, and scratched his head.

This looks simple, which makes people think this product is too cute.

When Liu Youfu stepped down embarrassedly, the people in the audience shouted in an uproar.

"Look, everyone, Qinghong is really smiling!"