544 on how to 'tie up' the big guys
"Alas! It's like I'm tossing around! Those co-authors already knew that this was what I did! No wonder Cheng Yanjin blocked the door directly......" I said helplessly.
And after I put everyone away and temporarily placed them in the 'warehouse', when I heard Aunt Pei order the award to carry me up and go straight to the outer house of the Cheng family's Lantian County, I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart.
"Alas! Not only did I work hard to 'rescue' people in vain, but I also had to send them back myself? If they find out about this, will they beat me up? All of them are unreasonable ......"
After being carried back to Cheng's Zhuangzi, I saw that it was not just Cheng Yanjin who was staying in the Zhuangzi waiting for us to come back. I even saw the big black face of Yu Chi Jingde. And after a closer look, in the living room of the Cheng family Zhuangzi, a large number of old men and middle-aged people are eating and drinking here. When they found out that I and the prize were back, they put down the wine glass in their hands at the same time, and then 'yelled' at me with an unhappy look: "Hey~ Why did you come back from a bastard boy!" Hurry up~ Hurry up and take out the good wine! It's the kind you took out last time, the kind that can suffocate this big old man......"
I was stunned by this sentence at the time!
What's the situation? Didn't they take us back and be punished? Why is this mouth just asking me for wine? And ~ isn't this one who speaks His Majesty the Emperor? That's how he came here! Is he idle? Or is this guy going to come to Xingshi to ask for guilt?
But think about it, too! A bunch of us almost smashed all the way to the front of the palace~ In this case, His Majesty the Emperor came in person, and it wouldn't really be Xingshi's question! If that's the case, then where is it still a 'little punishment'! Are we being calculated?
"Hey! Li family boy, are you stupid? Didn't you hear your majesty's words? "The most conspicuous big black man in this pile, that is, after Wei Chi Jingde saw my frozen appearance, he came over and kicked me on the ass and said.
This black foot is really ruthless! I was almost kicked down~ but it made me sober up: "Yes! Now is not the time to get distracted! I~ I'd better hurry up and stammer these big guys! Perhaps~ When they drink and drink, they can alleviate our 'crimes'? ”
Thinking of this, I quickly smiled and said, "Okay, good! I~ ahem! The villain is going quickly! Delivered immediately! ”
After saying this, I quickly took the opportunity to pull the award that was also stupid on the side, and after turning my head and sneaking out of this hall, I wiped a cold sweat! It really scared me just now. Why didn't I expect that there would be so many bigwig-level characters coming? Are they going to have a pilgrimage here? Almost all of the gangsters I know are here! Including the owner of the here, Cheng Yanjin's family, there are also Li Tao, Li Jingwei, Chi Jingde, and the most honorable emperor, His Majesty. Oh yes! I just glanced at it, and the old men who drank together outside Hangu Pass last time were also there, and I just vaguely saw that the old man Tang Jian, who I had seen a few times on the grassland, was also there...... This civil and military officials are all there~ Won't it really be preparing to have a 'court meeting' here!
Not only me, but even the award that I had just taken the opportunity to pull out was full of surprise, and he patted his chest and muttered: "Wow~ scared me to death!" With so many people, they won't really 'punish' us for a while! Why don't you ~ slip away again? ”
I heard the muttering of the award, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat again~ This girl is really ~ really bold! Obviously, His Majesty the Emperor is here, but she still wants to slip away? Forget it, let's block it, there are more and more troubles to be saved! And~ I just need to 'serve' these big guys to eat and drink well! Maybe that 'little punishment' can become a real 'little punishment'! Maybe a few reprimands will be fine......
Thinking of this, I first instructed her to stop messing around and don't run away easily! I just squatted in the corner of the door, and after letting the award help cover my figure, I stretched out my left hand and pressed the red mark on my chest for the first time in a long time, and went straight back to the mall!
Anyway, since Mandarin and Yang reminded me that I should go back to the mall as little as possible, so as to reduce the energy consumption of the mall, I have never come back! Whatever you want, you will command the mandarin duck to go to the mall to get it!
But when I entered the mall and appeared in the café, I suddenly felt that there was some noise in the mall that shouldn't be coming from the outside of the café.
I thought about it for a while, and I thought that instead of studying why there was noise here, I needed to hurry up and find something to eat and drink that would satisfy the gangsters......
So I summoned the mandarin duck again and asked her to follow the source of the noise to see what was going on......
Because I was in a hurry to get food and drink to please the big guys, I didn't notice the panicked look on her face when I called out the mandarin duck...... I just asked her to take a look at where the noise was happening, and I ran towards the supermarket.
It's not just the wine that's ready to please the big guys! And just now, it seems that the well-known order of the huge wine strength of the 'stuffy donkey'~ I have to prepare more in addition to this, and I have to prepare some really high-end liquor.
Oh yes! Now that His Majesty the Emperor is here, then I can't care about anything else, so let's prepare a plate of cooked meat soaked in 'Epsom salt' for this guy! This must be His Majesty the Emperor, who suffers from perennial constipation, must like the little blue piece of meat the most...... As for health issues? I can't take care of it now!
"Huh? Quieted down? It seems that the mandarin duck is doing well, but now I can't take care of it, so let's hurry up and find some snacks! Oh yes! I remember! How did I forget this stubble all along? Ha! So ~ yes! As long as they have these, they will definitely be satisfied! Maybe when they've had enough to eat and drink, they'll be able to let us all go! "I was wandering around the supermarket, piling up all sorts of high-end liquor in my shopping cart while I was trying to figure out what was the best accompaniment to the drink. At the same time, the noise from other parts of the mall has also disappeared, and I don't have any attention to it now, so I can rest assured that everything will be handled and checked by Mandarin Duck. When you have a chance, ask her what happened.
Also, while wandering around the mall, I suddenly found a few of the best snacks to accompany the sake. Including fennel beans (broad beans) and peanuts too! Of course, this peanut is not an ordinary fried peanut, but the kind of ready-made packaging in the supermarket.
"Hey, hey! With these words, it will definitely make the 'stammer' on this gang of bigwigs! ”