545 No one can escape the punishment of family law
I looked triumphantly at the appetizers that had been thrown into my shopping cart. After thinking about it, I deliberately took out the 'spicy strips' that I had always enjoyed only in my own family, and then glanced at the supermarket again, and then reached out and pressed the red mark on my chest, and traveled back to Datang again.
Actually, the last thing I saw was a few other appetizers. Including a variety of deep-fried shrimp and crabs, etc., 'xx brand bagged appetizers'! These are also perfect for taking them out and drinking with a glass of wine...... But among the people I want to 'stutter' in a while, there are His Majesty the Emperor and all the officials of the court! What if one of them has an allergy? After all, it's just staying in the inland Chang'an City! If anyone is allergic to 'shelled' seafood and fresh food, I'm in trouble again! If someone thinks it's poisoned, I'll die unjustly......
With these considerations in mind, I temporarily replaced delicious appetizers such as shrimp and crab with 'spicy strips'! I wasn't going to put it out for anyone else to taste! In case I am addicted to being eaten~ then I will be in trouble! I really don't deserve this taste......
After the award who helped me put the wind on the side saw that I took the wine and snacks from the cart again, she actually stepped over and snatched a bottle first~ And after this girl found out that I actually took out all the 'spicy strips', she even 'protested' against me for a long time! Originally, these things were not open to the public! Not even her best friend group has tasted it...... Later, Dugumou's kid wanted to ask me for it, but I didn't give it to me!
It's easy to put it mildly, and after I asked Mandarin Yuan to send a bottle of red wine out to give the award, I can be regarded as appeasing this greedy award. Then he pushed the trolley into the living room of the Cheng family Zhuangzi. At this time, the people inside were already looking forward to it...... Anyway, I suddenly realized now that these people took the initiative to come over~ It doesn't seem that they came to Xingshi to ask for guilt! Are they just looking for an excuse to eat a big meal?
"Huh! Look at the eyes of these people, and His Majesty the Emperor's appearance of looking at the small blue piece of meat faintly wiping saliva~ I'll it! He's His Majesty the Emperor! Why are you addicted to this thing? I complained silently in my heart.
After seeing my cart coming, these bigwigs didn't care about their face at all, and they just leaned over and took away all the food and wine bottles in the car! Anyway, I just found out now that these people actually sent out all the guards and eunuchs in the living room just now! Now it's all the bigwigs of the dynasty!
For this reason, I am the only little person left, and I still have to serve these bigwigs one by one, helping them to add tea and water and help them replenish the snacks they have eaten. But fortunately, they don't have to open bottles and pour wine for them...... These bigwigs are all carrying liquor bottles and blowing on bottles!
That's all high-grade liquor~ It's all poured down at the bottle like this...... It's really worthy of the big guys! Even those civil officials and old men have to have three or four pounds~ Anyway, they won't have an accident when they turn back, right?
For this reason, I reluctantly entrusted Mandarin to prepare all kinds of hangover drugs and some first-aid supplies from the mall, and even the 'solution of activated charcoal and sodium bicarbonate' for gastric lavage was prepared in advance! I'm afraid that these people are all suffering from alcohol poisoning because of their first exposure to high alcohol. Alas~ Now that I think about it, I can be considered heartbroken for these big guys!
Fortunately, when I was satisfied with all the things I had been waiting for, they finally didn't mention anything about punishing us, and even after His Majesty the Emperor had not been supplied with 'blue slices' for more than ten days, he made a promise that he would not punish us. For this reason, I also deliberately used my mobile phone to record it! Recorded on video!
Fortunately, I habitually carry my mobile phone with me when I have no signal and can only play mini-games. However, I can't easily take out this video of His Majesty the Emperor promising to be exonerated. After all, people in this era generally don't accept this kind of video thing. At that time, my other maids were quite frightened by the mobile phone video and photo shooting. So I'm just keeping this video well. Wait a minute, if you get into trouble again, maybe you can use this thing to save your life!
It is for this reason that I authentically found a box for this phone and put it away, and then hid it in the warehouse.
I've figured out how to use this thing, and if anything happens in the future, I just need to take it out and use the excuse of this era that 'the emperor's words are golden mouths', and then I just show the video of this phone to the person who captured me...... It's cool to think about it now! This thing should work better than a gold medal or something! Unless our captors didn't see the emperor at the time......
It's off track again!
After sending away a large number of bigwigs who had originally come to Xingshi to ask for guilt, Aunt Pei also ordered the carriage to send the members of the girlfriend group who had just been released from me back to their respective mansions one by one. I understand that the fate of these girls must be tragic! After all, they didn't just poke a big basket, they were also drunk and sent home! I guess no matter who it is, they can't escape the disposition of their own family law...... Think about the scene when they were picked up by their respective parents and whipped their butts on the street with sticks and horsewhips~ I guess the next time I see these girls, I must not be able to walk properly!
Moreover, after I sent these people away, I found that Aunt Pei took her directly back to the small courtyard where the prize lived with her ears, and the sound of 'crackling' 'bamboo shoots fried meat' came from the courtyard, I couldn't help but have a tragic mood of 'rabbit dead fox sadness'...... "Eh~next~ It's my turn!" Or should I pretend to be sick and faint? I don't know if I can dodge it! ”
I'm thinking about how to deal with the past and the present. Cheng Yanjin, who was originally drunk, suddenly sent someone over and called me to his 'study'!
Anyway, I've been to this study a few times, and I know that although there are a lot of books here, those things are basically just decorations. And in this study, in fact, there are all kinds of vase ornaments and other bottles and jars inside, in fact, there are all kinds of fine wines! When I found out what was going on, I was shocked!