"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, you #¥@¥!"

"Bad luck! Bad luck! ”

"Bad #¥&!"

"Bitter also! #@¥%......"

……

was taken aback by Zhang Qian's crazy actions. Ren Cong and the cloth turbans reached out to support him and shook him vigorously.

The voice of his mind being coaxed back from nine days away, Zhang Qian looked around with teary eyes. Immediately, I felt a surge of alcohol, and the world was spinning. Instinctively, he held his head in his hands and squatted down softly!

Today's blow is too much, too urgent, and too heavy. Far more than his mental endurance!

I think that back then, the reason why Zhang Qian took a score 30 points higher than the first line, but applied for Shaanxi Normal University, on the one hand, was because he liked the tuition fee reduction and exemption for normal majors, and on the other hand, he liked that the new area of the school was in Chang'an University Town, not far from Zhongnan Mountain.

Who would have thought that after reporting to the road, I would understand what it means to run a dead horse in Wangshan. Chang'an University Town claims to be backed by Zhongnan Mountain, but in fact, it takes an hour and a half to drive from Zhongnan Mountain! However, the famous Xiangji Temple is on the edge of the university town. After leaving the college town, a fart can collapse!

And just now, Ren Cong told him that he was near Xiangji Temple at the moment! The north of a certain mountain!

Isn't this exactly the same as the location of Chang'an University Town!

Dare to wear it around, he is actually still in the same place, but I don't know if time has moved forward for hundreds of years, or thousands of years?!

Have you ever seen how bear children harm insects?

Find a glass bottle of Coke or Sprite, smear the mouth of the bottle with a thin layer of sesame oil, fill the bottle with two-thirds of cold water, and leave the bottle face up in the sun.

It didn't take long for greedy insects to smell the sesame oil and crawl around near the mouth of the bottle.

Then, the insects will continue to stumble and slip into the bottle, struggling desperately in the cold water until they are drowned alive.

And now, Zhang Qian feels like an unlucky insect. Just because I glanced at my phone a few times while walking, I fell into the trap set by God for the bear child.

And he wants to climb out of the bottle and fly freely again, but it is difficult to climb to the sky!

"Ren Quan, what's wrong with the master?"

"Ren Quan, hurry up and show Brother Zhang Jiaren, what's wrong with him?"

"Anyone ......"

A noisy voice rang out around Zhang Qian, and he still couldn't understand half of a sentence. But it was Ren Cong and his subordinates who clothed their headscarves, seeing him holding his head in his hands, in pain, they couldn't bear it, and urged the "Lang Zhong" who had applied medicine to his wound before to help.

"It should be under great joy and sorrow, and there is phlegm! Phlegm obsessed! Ren Quan, the general wearing a blue round hat on his head, reached out and pressed Zhang Qian's neck, and said loudly in words that only the latter could not understand.

"Great joy and great sorrow? Where does the master's sorrow come from?! Didn't he kill all the wolves? If we wanted to snatch his wolf skin, we would have done it earlier, so why wait until now? A cloth turban with a beard glanced at Zhang Qian, deeply skeptical of Ren Quan's medical skills.

"Haven't you heard, the master lost his way before, and now Shaolangjun has helped him find it!" Without waiting for Ren Quan to respond, another cloth headscarf with a scar on his face had already rushed to give him a "reasonable" explanation.

"Lost way, there are many people who have lost their way, how many have you seen anyone who has lost their minds?!" The beard clearly had the potential to be a good man, and immediately twisted his head towards Scar's face and retorted loudly.

"Isn't that easy? The master is certainly not an ordinary person! Haven't you noticed that the master's clothes are all things that we have never seen before?! Scar's face tilted his head triumphantly and added incomprehensibly. (Note 1: This sentence is said in ancient Chinese, it should be: The master is very human, but you are blind?) The ...... worn by the master. Writing like that, it's too tiring to read. So the author directly switched to modern Chinese. The same hereinafter)

This sentence immediately caused the surrounding companions to nod frequently.

From the first time they saw Zhang Qian, they actually found that each other's dress was different from ordinary people. But first, because the relationship between the two parties is unfamiliar, and second, their young boss Ren Cong has not yet spoken, so everyone tacitly did not mention this stubble.

And now, the tacit understanding of the scarred face was broken, and everyone immediately lost their scruples. With your words, I said a word, lowered my voice and commented on Zhang Qianpin's head. Anyway, they all knew that no matter what they said, Master Zhang would definitely not understand.

"Don't take a bite of a master, Zhang Xiaolangjun said, he is not a master!"

"It's not a master, why is his hair so short?!"

"It's the master, why didn't he wear a robe, and only wore a shirt on his upper body?!"

"That's not a shirt, whose shirt have you seen, the material is as bright and smooth as the master's body?"

"Even if you are not a master, you are by no means an ordinary person. Whose lobe (pants) can stop the wolf from grabbing it? ”

"Didn't the master just say, it's canvas, and it's worn by cowherding babies!"

"You believe what the master said? Stupider than a pig, the master is modest! If you look at the boats on the Wei River, which one has used the same cloth for its sails? ”

"Shhhh Don't be stimulated! ”

"Say me? Your voice is louder than anyone else! ”

……

"Alright, stop arguing!" was coaxed by the surrounding sounds, and the noise was as loud as a fight. Ren Cong waved his arm violently and ordered everyone to shut up, "Ren Quan, is there a way to heal the master?!" ”

"It's hard, it's very hard!" Ren Quan, who had not participated in the debate before, shook his head, his face full of solemnity, "The secret recipe says that calcining with dansha can relieve phlegm. But at the moment, we don't have dansha at hand, and there is definitely no one in Zhuangzi. ”

"What's so hard about that? Go to town and buy it, right away! Ren Cong obviously came from a large family, and he did not hesitate to spend money.

Ren Quan thought about it and continued to shake his head gently, "Shaolang-kun!" The city gate is about to close, and it's too late to buy it in Chang'an City now. And if it is delayed until tomorrow, the master's mind may be completely clogged with phlegm, and he will ...... from now on."

"What are you doing so much, Ren Wu, Ren Liu, you two, go to the city to buy dansha immediately!" Ren Cong listened to it so anxiously that he made a decisive decision without waiting for Ren Quan to finish his verbosity. "After buying it, ask Guo Jiaerlang for help and send Dansha out of the city at any cost! Ren Quan, what other medicinal materials do you need, you tell them two together! ”

"Yes!" Two cloth turbans on horseback guarding the mountain road agreed in unison. It turns out that their name is not "Ren Five, Ren Lu", but, Ren Five, Ren Six!

"Shaolang-kun, slow down!" The family general Ren Quan refused to listen to his young master's nonsense, frowning and shouting to dissuade, "Chang'an City just experienced a big chaos a few days ago, the prince was deposed, and hundreds of people were beheaded in different places. At this time, the curfew was violated, and the city wall was climbed over the city wall in the middle of the night......"

"I said it, at any cost." Ren Cong glanced at him and interrupted in a low voice again, "Have you forgotten, why did we enter the mountain today?" Ren has been looking for famous teachers for many years, and what he has encountered is either a liar or a madman. Today, I am fortunate to have the guidance of Li Daochang and arrange to meet the masters, if you miss it again, won't you regret it for the rest of your life?! ”

"This ......" Ren Quan instinctively wanted to remind the other party that Daochang Li was a liar! However, thinking of the price that his young man Jun Ren Cong had paid for all these years in order to find a master, he sighed and swallowed the words back into his stomach.

Li Daochang of Baiyun Temple in Chang'an City may be a liar. However, his own young man, Jun Ren Cong, did not deceive at all when he searched for the master's thoughts.

Since he was eight years old, Ren Cong, the young owner, has been addicted to all kinds of anecdotes and can't extricate himself, and every day he wishes that he can be like the legend, worship under the masters of the world, and become a sword fairy who can fly around and take people's lives for thousands of miles. Over the years, I have endured all kinds of hardships and spent countless amounts of money for this, but I am unswerving.

Fortunately, the old owner Ren Qiong has a good way to make money, and in addition to the income of the grange every year, he can also reap a large amount of profits from the shops in Chang'an City. Otherwise, even if there is a mountain of gold at home, it will not be enough for Lang Jun to spoil it!

And today, Shaolangjun got the guidance of Li Chunfeng's descendants, saying that Zhongnan Mountain may be able to meet masters. immediately ordered all the henchmen and slaughtered into the mountain at a gallop. Everyone originally had the mentality of going out to play and messing around with him. Unexpectedly, when I arrived at the foot of the mountain, I met "Master Zhang"!

Compared with the scammers who spent a lot of money to invite home in the past, Master Zhang Qian, who is now obsessed with phlegm, is a little less immortal and too young. However, as Scarface and others discussed before, Master Zhang's dress was something that everyone had never seen in their lives, or even heard of.

Although, Master Zhang was modest, saying that the robe (trousers) on his own body were made of sails. But as a senior general of the Ren Mansion, Ren Quan has traveled north and south with the family's caravan in his life, but he has never seen anyone whose sails are made of the same materials. What's more, the needlework on the robe is far more delicate than any skilled tailor in the world! (Nonsense, sewing machine sewn.) ）

In fact, if you talk about the careful observation of Zhang Qian, Ren Quan surpassed everyone present, including Ren Cong, a young owner who was bent on finding a master to apprentice! Otherwise, he wouldn't have almost been mistaken by Zhang Qian for a "dead chicken"!

"Ren Quan, what other herbs do you need, hurry up and explain it to Ren Wu!" Seeing that Ren Quan, the general, did not speak or carry out his orders for a long time, Ren Cong's young master immediately lost his temper, frowning and urging in a deep voice.

"Yes, Shaolang-kun!" The blue round hat was fully furrowed, and quickly retracted his mind from his contemplation. "The subordinate didn't mean to delay, the subordinate just thought of another secret recipe!"

After quickly looking at Zhang Qian's strange-looking but clean and smooth underwear (shirt) and the belt (artificial leather) that is difficult to find in the world, he turned his heart sideways, quickly took two steps forward, lowered his voice, and said in Ren Cong's ear: "Shaolangjun, although Dansha is symptomatic, it always takes time to enter and leave the city, and it may also cause trouble to the house." The subordinates still remember another home remedy, which is also effective for phlegm, and may even cure the disease! ”

"Then you didn't say it earlier!" Ren Cong glared at him dissatisfied, and urged in a low voice, "Hurry up!" Brother Zhang is definitely not a mortal. In the past, those liars would brag nonsense when they met, lest Master Ben not believe it. Only Brother Zhang, I wish I would treat him as an ordinary person! ”

"This side, only Shao Langjun can make a move, and it will have an effect!" Ren Quan turned his head and glanced at Zhang Qian, who was holding his head with both hands and was in pain, and lowered his voice, "In terms of home remedies, the disease of phlegm obsessed with the mind, at the beginning of the disease, find someone to slap him in the face, and you can get miraculous results." Master Zhang has just become ill, and it is just too late for you to make a move! ”