"Really?" Ren Cong was skeptical when he heard it, put his left and right hands in front of his eyes, and looked at it repeatedly.

"Really, really!" The general Ren Quan nodded vigorously without hesitation, "The fifth young man of Zuojiazhuang the year before last, was confused by phlegm and drilled around like a monkey, and he was woken up by his uncle Zhang Zhushu with two big slaps. Since then, it is said that he has never committed it again! ”

"Hmm-" Ren Cong muttered in a low voice, hesitating.

Zuojiazhuang Xiaowu's affairs, he had vaguely heard a few ears. It was indeed a phlegm attack, and it was indeed saved by his uncle, Zhang Zhushu of Wannian County, who slapped him twice. However, there is still another theory circulating in the countryside about this matter.

According to rumors, Zuo Xiaowu took a fancy to the second girl of the Niu family, and she was so bold that she secretly went to drill someone's boudoir in the middle of the night. Unexpectedly, he was caught by the Niu family's family and wanted to be sent to the government to bring it to justice. Thanks to his uncle Zhang Zhushu to make peace, he used ten acres of Tianzi good land to end this romantic lawsuit.

The so-called phlegm obsession is an excuse that his uncle found in order to exonerate him. Those two big slaps were to help his grandmother get angry, and by the way, let him have a better memory as a loser.

"Shaolangjun, this matter must not be delayed!" Seeing that Ren Cong couldn't make up his mind for a long time, the family general Ren Quan decisively reminded him. "Phlegm is afraid of delaying, and the longer it drags on, the more troublesome it will be to treat. In case the master loses his mind, Shaolangjun will miss another great opportunity! ”

"Yes, Shaolang-kun, if you should make a move, you will make a move!"

"Shaolangjun, it's important to save people, don't worry so much!"

Ren Qi, who had a scarred face, and Ren Si, who had a beard, looked at each other, and both stepped forward and urged in a low voice.

In the eyes of the two of them, it doesn't matter if a slap can really cure phlegm addiction. Anyway, if you can't kill people, if you can't hit them, you can beat them a few more times, until the time when the lights are held, and the city gate is completely closed. If you don't slap Master Zhang, Ren Wu and Ren Liu will have to violate the government's curfew order tonight and risk climbing over the walls of Chang'an City!

Although Zhu Erlang of Chang'an City is famous for his hands and eyes, he has sent people in and out in the middle of the night more than once in the past. It can be in the past, and the present is now. In the past, the prince still lived in the East Palace, with the queen, and the son was filial to his mother. But right now, it was the crown prince who was forced by the queen to commit suicide to apologize, and all the officials involved in the East Palace raided their homes, and those who lost their heads lost their heads, and there was no one left.

At this time, if you climb over the walls of Chang'an City to play, what is it if you are not looking for death? In case he is caught by the soldiers who patrol the night, he will be regarded as a companion of the abolished prince, and then he will follow the vine and touch the melons, and the men of the family, including the slaves, I am afraid that they will all be in trouble!

"Shaolangjun, my subordinates think they might as well try Renquan's method!" There are not only Ren Qi and Ren 4 who are smart people, but Ren Wu is not willing to gamble the lives of all Zhuangzi men for a stranger who has never known his life, so he led the horse over and whispered to help.

"Then try?" was persuaded by the generals and the family to make his ears soft, Ren Cong rubbed his hands and muttered quietly.

"Try it, Shaolang-kun, don't hesitate. The more hesitant you are, the less likely it is for the master to wake up! All the family members cheered Ren Cong in unison, lest he think of the stubble that went to the city to buy medicine.

"Then try it, master, Brother Zhang, Ren has offended!" Ren Cong was so agitated that he was so enthusiastic that he squeezed the fist of his right hand with his left hand, and immediately raised his right arm high.

However, before he could swing his arm down, he was deflated again. Quietly took two steps back, and discussed with Ren Quan in a low voice, "Otherwise, you come." You know how to heal, and you must be more accurate than me. And I, in case I hit me hard, and the master refuses to accept me as an apprentice after he sobers up, and he misses another opportunity! ”

"Shaolangjun, you ......" was instigated by Ren Cong, and he was so angry that he stomped his feet again and again, and Ren Quan complained in a low voice. However, thinking of the other party's obsession with cultivation, he couldn't bear to say it too seriously. had no choice but to turn his head to Ren Qi, the most vicious scar face among the people, and commanded in a low voice, "Xiao Qi, you go!" ”

"Me? Howler! Ren Qi happily agreed, rolled up his arms and rolled up his sleeves and was eager to try. However, before he pulled the cuffs halfway, he quickly retreated back, "Shaolangjun, it's better for you to come." The master is literate and hyphenated, and he is born white and tender, and he is a noble man at first glance. The subordinates don't even recognize their names, and if this slap continues, sooner or later they will be punished by God! ”

"You fool!" Ren Cong was so angry that he flew up and kicked Ren Qi in a big ass, "Where is the usual tiger scorn?!" At the critical moment, she is not even as good as a girl! ”

"Shaolangjun, there is a difference between the noble and the low, and the noble and the low!" Ren Qi got up, sneered and retreated, begging for mercy, "With Master Zhang's appearance, how many of them can be found in Chang'an City?" Shaolangjun beat him, that is to cure the disease, and he will definitely not bother with Shaolangjun after he wakes up. And to strike him down is to commit the following offense. In case Master Yi gets serious......"

"Get out! If you don't have the guts, just get out of the way! Ren Cong knew that the other party was telling the truth, so he reprimanded helplessly.

In Chang'an City, since the time when the Tang Dynasty Gaozu was beaten, the hierarchy and order were extremely distinct, and ordinary people easily dared not cross it. And the clothes on Master Xiao Zhang's body are rare things in the world. He is also white and noble, and can write well. Even if you are not born in a wealthy family, you should belong to the official eunuch or a local famous family.

As a slave, Ren Qi slapped him, no matter what the reason, he was suspected of committing the following crimes. After that, Master Xiao Zhang will not be held accountable, but if he is investigated, Ren Qi will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!

And although Ren Cong is a young owner, it is not easy to intercede with Ren Qi in this kind of matter. Unless, unless he goes out and turns his face with Master Xiao Zhang, he no longer expects to learn anything from the other party!

Thinking of this, Ren Cong no longer expects his subordinates to do it for him. Ren Qi didn't have the courage to slap Master Zhang, Ren Fourth, Ren Fifth, and Ren Sixth were the same. As for Ren Quan, although his status is a little higher, he is also guilty of the following crimes.

Shaking each other's left and right hands a few times, Ren Cong gritted his teeth and raised his right arm high again. was about to slap Zhang Qian's left cheek hard, but he was surprised to find that the other party slowly raised his head, and there was no longer a little confusion in his eyes.

"Master, Brother Zhang, how are you?!" In an instant, Ren Cong was overjoyed. Quickly put away his arms and asked loudly with a flattering face.

After asking, he realized that the other party may not understand his words. Hurriedly squatted down again, grabbed the stone dragon and phoenix dance, "Brother Zhang, why did you lose your soul?" I'm in a hurry! ”

"It's okay!" Zhang Qianqiang smiled and hugged his fist to Ren Cong, then picked up the stone again and wrote slowly. "I drank a little hurriedly before, and I lost my temper, please forgive Brother Ren!"

This line of words may not be accurate, but the meaning is clear enough. After Ren Cong saw it, he became more and more sure that his phlegm had improved, and he didn't need to risk slapping him again, and he suddenly felt relaxed all over his body. Grab the stone and quickly add, "It's okay, Brother Zhang is polite!" The mountain rain is coming, and Brother Zhang is willing to go down the mountain with Ren. The Zhuangzi of Ren's family is five miles northwest of Xiangji Temple. ”

It must be too abrupt to apprentice as soon as we meet, and the possibility of being rejected by the "master" is also very great. Therefore, Ren Cong deliberately kept an eye on it, and first invited "Master Zhang" to his own Zhuangzi, where good wine and meat were served. Wait for the other party to have a good impression of him, and then mention the matter of apprenticeship, at that time, it must be a matter of course!

However, it is very regrettable that such a sincere invitation was rejected by the other party without hesitation. I saw the latter smile again, and slowly wrote on the ground with residual characters: "The first time we met, it is inconvenient to bother, don't blame Brother Ren!" I'd like to ask you about it below. What year is it? Which saint is in power? ”

This is the most appropriate language that Zhang Qian found from the ancient texts and ancient poems he had studied. After Clinker wanted to write it out, it disappointed Ren Cong. After a while, he wrote very hard: "It is the third year of Shenlong and the first year of Jinglong." Be a pilgrim, and be revealed! Master, the younger generation is sincerely invited, Master Wanwang should not be afraid of the humble house! ”

It's no wonder that Young Master Ren Cong has a temper attack, since he was a child, he has heard of those who are lost, but he has never heard of the lost year.

Looking at the Tang Dynasty, except for the Lingnan Mountain Man, the rest of the people, even if they don't know that this year's era name has been changed to Jinglong, and they also know the era name of Shenlong's third year, it is impossible for anyone to know nothing about these two era names, let alone someone who does not know that the current emperor is Li Xian.

"Obvious? What is the current country name? Zhang Qian didn't notice that Ren Cong's mood was wrong, and forcibly suppressed the shock and disappointment in his heart, and continued to write with stones for consultation.

The reason why he was able to suppress his alcohol just now and cheer himself up was because he firmly believed that his knowledge was broad enough and his liberal arts skills were good enough. Even in ancient times, it can be wonderful enough.

If it was the Song Dynasty now, he might be able to take the exam as a petty official, and talk to Su Shi, Liu Yong and others. If it was the Han Dynasty now, he might be able to be a military advisor to Huo Quzhi, or talk to Jia Yi about the way of economy. If it is the beginning of the Tang Dynasty at the moment, then of course it is the best, Zhenguan Zhizhi, the fourth aunt is in service, talk to Wei Zheng about anti-corruption and clean government, and explore health and wellness with Qin Qiong......

However, he never expected that in the answer given by Ren Cong, there were two completely unfamiliar era names, Shenlong and Jinglong. What is this turtle year name? Who is the current ruling bullshit emperor? There is no Su Shi, no Huo Quai, no Wei Zheng, no Li Bai and Du Fu, what else is it like to cross this bullshit? !

'Pretend, you keep pretending!' The master will spend it with you today, even if you learn from that Huangshi Gong! It's a big deal, the master will be Zhang Liang to pick up shoes for you! Zhang Qianmuran's cold attitude was so angry that Ren Cong stubbornly gritted his teeth and insisted on writing and answering: "Country name, Tang!" His Majesty the Emperor is the seventh son of His Majesty Gaozong. The mother is filial piety, and Zeng Chan is located in the queen mother. Two and a half years ago, the Queen Mother was old, and when she remembered the filial piety of the saint, she passed it on to Her Majesty again! Master, the mountain rain is coming, it is better to go to the junior village to avoid it for a while. (Note 2: Tang Zhongzong Li Xian was once deposed by Wu Zetian, and later in his later years, Wu Zetian changed his mind and passed on the throne to him.) The first year of Jinglong, i.e. 707 AD)

'Datang? I see, it turned out to be him! In an instant, Zhang Qian suddenly realized, and then, ashamed of himself.

As a liberal arts student, I didn't remember the era name of Tang Zhongzong Li Xian! I'm embarrassed to ask what is the current country name? What a shame! Fortunately, I have already crossed over, and no matter how ugly I am, I will not be known by the history teacher.

Thinking of this, Zhang Qian's heart vaguely swelled with a ray of happiness. Grasp the stone and respond quickly on the ground, "Thank you Brother Ren for the invitation, but Zhang is really inconvenient to disturb today." Chang'an is not big, you and I will have a period later! ”

After writing, he threw a stone on the ground, untied his school bag, and shook out all the broken stones inside. Stand up and stride out onto the mountain road to the east!

Bullshit is filial piety, Tang Zhongzong was forced to give way by his mother, and the ancients really didn't blush when they lied.

The bullshit thought of his son's filial piety again, it was forced by the situation, and the choice under desperation was good? !

Although I don't remember whose era name Shenlong is, I still vaguely remember the general direction of history.

Now that Tang Zhongzong has become the emperor for the second time, is the prosperity of the Kaiyuan Dynasty still far away?

Datang, I'm coming! Li Bai, Du Fu, and Teacher Zhang are here to slap your palms! Who asked you to write so many poems, let Lao Tzu memorize from childhood to adulthood!