Chapter 118 135 Then keep fooling around!

"Wait a minute, I'll go back and ask!" After I casually replied to Dugumou, I directly wanted to sneak back into the RV first.

Just as I was about to slip away, Dugumou opened his mouth and asked again: "Ah! Brother Li ~ Little Black Brother ~ Black Brother ~ You wait a minute, can you ask your maid to do a favor first? ”

I glanced back at him and said, "If you don't call me 'Black Brother', we're still friends!" "This sentence 'Black Brother' is so disgusting to me, plus Dugu Mou is still looking at me with expectant eyes, I really can't stand it!

"Huh? Are there any evasions? Brother Hei~ Huh! Black brother? Or Brother Li? But if you say according to the relationship between the two of us, wouldn't it be too angry to call you Brother Li directly? Dugu Mou scratched his back and said. But looking at his movements, no matter how you look at it, you feel that his movements are very obscene. But this product is obviously handsome! Is it the relationship between this dress? Forehead! Off topic.

"Ahem~ Either just call me the big name 'Li Hei' or, just call me Xiao Hei, Xiao Li~ It's really not good, it's okay to call Brother Hei! Don't just call the two brothers in the back together, I heard allergies! Oh yes! Didn't you always call me Blackie? How has it changed again? ”

Dugu Mou wrapped the blanket on his body and said, "Isn't that me going to apply to be your fellow disciple?" I don't have to respect you! ”

saw Dugumou's action of wrapping the blanket. I'm sure, no wonder I see him acting obscenely! It turned out that his action of wrapping the blanket was very feminine, and I could even see that the legs of this thing were in a charming pose...... If it weren't for the fact that I just saw something with spicy eyes that shouldn't be seen, I would have really misunderstood the gender of this thing! "Hmmm! This must be the reason why I think he is obscene! I muttered to myself.

Dugumou seemed to notice that I looked at him with some disgust, and he quickly sat up straight and said, "That's right! I want to ask you for help! Would you like to ask your maid to prepare some water for me to wash up! I'm itching all over my body right now! After Dugumou finished speaking, he scratched his back again.

"Huh! This thing probably vomited after throwing himself up, and fell to the ground with his bare ass, and was affected by the wind and stained with floating soil! I secretly analyzed in my heart, and then nodded at Dugu Mou and said, "That's so troublesome, why don't you just go take a bath!" There must be a bathing place around here! "I suddenly thought of the last time I was in Hanguguan, although the scene was a little more tragic, but I did find that Datang really has a public bath, since there is even a place like that small county, then this is about to catch up with the prosperous Luoyang City of Chang'an City, there must be it. Well! Maybe this post station can provide bathing services.

Just when I thought about it and came up with the idea of letting Dugumou go to the public bathroom to wash and bathe, this thing spoke again: "Brother Hei! Help! The nearest bathroom in the neighborhood is also a half-day walk! And I don't want to let my embarrassment be seen by anyone else! I'm begging you, brother, help! "Seeing Dugumou's depressed face begging for help, I really can't say no! Moreover, his unlucky appearance seems to be really because of my mischief! The equipment compartment is shaking so much!

"Huh! All right! Then I'll call ~~ Huh? Wait, I figured it out! Xiao Mouzi, wait a minute! "Just as I was about to say yes to him, a flash of inspiration struck me. Don't you just want to wash it off? Wouldn't it be okay to just let this cargo go to the shower in the RV to wash it? After thinking of this, I asked Dugumou to wait for a while, and then I quickly ran back to the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award', and asked the maids to go outside the car for a while, leaving only the three poor people who were still sleeping in the car, I traveled directly from the bathroom in the car back to the mall, poured hot water from the café, and then poured it into the iron water storage tank in the bathroom, so that after it was filled, it was enough for one person to take a shower.

After I poured hot water back and forth, I got out of the car and was about to go to the tent to call Dugumou over, but as soon as I got out of the car, I was stopped by the maids. Xiao Meiniang, who took the lead, stretched out her hands and said to me: "Wait, Sister Xiaoling, she has robbed me of all my delicious food, you still don't care about your little lover!" ”

"Uh~~ little lover?" Xiao Meiniang's words shocked me, and said, where did she learn this fresh word! Was this word really there in ancient times?

Just when I was surprised, Xiao Ling came up, grabbed my arm and said, "Young master, don't listen to her, I just ate two big balls, and the rest was snatched by others!" ”

Just when I didn't figure out what Xiao Ling said about 'Da Tuantuan', Xiao Meiniang stopped doing it first! Then she ran behind me, just like climbing a tree, and climbed directly from my lap to my neck in three or two strokes, and just when I was worried about trying to help her, she had already flexibly run to my neck, straddled my neck directly, held my head and said in my ear, "No! That's her, little sunspot! You can't be eccentric! When I grow up, I can be your 'little lover' too! Besides, I'm sure I'm going to look better than this little black girl! ”

Xiao Meiniang's words directly choked me with thunder, then again, Xiao Ling is not black? It's almost as white as me! Although it is true that it is not as good as Xiao Meiniang's skin, Xiao Meiniang is only 4 years old now! Well? No, uh! Who taught Xiao Meiniang what she said just now! This little girl is too precocious now! Well? No, it should be said that she is childish!

Just when I continued to be blind, Xiao Ling stretched out her hand directly, and actually gave Xiao Meiniang directly from my neck with one hand? came down, and then saw Xiao Ling carrying Xiao Meiniang on her shoulder, just like carrying a sack, and then turned her head to me: "Young master! Don't listen to her, she's all nonsense, I really haven't eaten much! ”

"Huh! All right! That~uh! What the hell are you talking about, what the hell is 'Little Tuan'! If I take it out and you tell me what it looks like, I'll just go and get it for you!" ”

"Humph! Stinky Xiaoling! Let me go down~Ah~~~" With Xiao Meiniang's scream, Xiao Ling threw her directly into the air, and after she flew out to be 3 meters high, she reached out and caught Xiao Meiniang. At this time, Xiao Meiniang stopped screaming, but laughed, looking not afraid at all.

"Huh! Xiao Mei Niang is really bold! I'm not afraid of heights, I guess if she shows her the skydiving movie that Dugumou just watched, she shouldn't be scared like Xiaomouzi! Forehead! Wrong! Off topic, huh? How can Xiao Ling's strength become so great, she can lift Xiao Meiniang up with one hand, and then she can throw it so high, it is three meters! What kind of kung fu is she practicing! Such a cow X! I remember when I first crossed over before the Chinese New Year, she seemed to be about the same strength as me! Anyway, kung fu also has a quick success? Go back and ask her! Forehead! It's gone astray again, I should want to ask what is small~uh! It seems to be a 'big tuan'? "After I saw the joke between Xiaoling and Xiao Meiniang, I directly burst out of a lot of inner drama in my heart~ Anyway, I don't know how I am like this now, thinking about it and thinking about it, my mind is going astray!

"Ahem! That's what! What the hell is that big group? Somebody explain it to me! ”

After I finished speaking, the big tree that had been squatting next to the honeycomb coal stove stood up, took out a black thing from the pocket of her down jacket, put it directly in my palm and said, "Young master, this is what they are arguing about, you can taste it quickly, this is what I left for you!" "What Da Shu said directly moved me, but I didn't expect Da Shu to still think about leaving one for me!

As soon as I took the black thing, a familiar scent came straight into my nose. "Oh! It turned out to be baked potatoes! By the way, after breakfast, take them out and bake them as snacks! "As soon as I got it in my hand and smelled it, I remembered the origin of this, and after taking a bite directly, I found that the heat was a little too much, but the taste was still fragrant.

"This is the 'big group' you robbed?"

"Yes! Master, it's delicious. You can bring us some more! Xiao Ling looked at the baked potatoes in my hand and said.

"Eh~ Okay, if you want to eat, then I'll take it!" After saying that, I went back to the car again, and then crossed directly back to the mall from the car, walked quickly to the vegetable section of the supermarket, found a basket, and then directly loaded half a basket of potatoes.

"Huh! If this thing is baked on a honeycomb coal stove, it seems to be easy to blacken! Forget it, since they like it, let's just help to the end! After thinking of this, I directly replaced the basket with a trolley, and then put a bunch of sweet potatoes and eggplants in it, and then took a few bags of barbecue sauce, ready to let them eat after roasting for a while, after thinking about it, I loaded another bag of grilled sausages and a few pieces of steak meat, and finally hugged a multi-functional barbecue grill again, and then returned to Datang again, directly pushed the trolley to Xiaoling and them, and then said: "Xiaoling! You go to the head of the post house and ask for charcoal, big tree, you can use this stove to barbecue, just like the other day when we had a bonfire in the field. Oh yes, and seasonings! After that, I went back to the car, took out the various spices from the spice box that I had packed at the last bonfire party, and handed them to the tree.

At this time, Xiaoling also ran over directly with a sack of charcoal, saying that she was too fast, I obviously didn't run out of 2 minutes to find spices in the car! She brought back a sack of charcoal?

After I set up the multi-functional barbecue grill, I will hand it over to the big tree to operate, so let these maids play by themselves!

After they started to light the fire, Xiao Meiniang and Xiao Ling didn't care about arguing, and next to the trolley that the two ran together, they stared at the food in the car and began to drool in anticipation. I shook my head and said to myself, "It's all foodies!" Then he walked to the tent, ready to ask Dugu Mou to wash up in the car! I almost forgot about it just now!

After I led Dugumou into the car, roughly taught him how to use the shower, and handed him a bar of soap and a towel, I closed the car door and went straight outside to join in the fun.

"Alas! When I handed him the soap just now, I almost threw it directly to the ground~ In other words, there really won't be anything wrong with my body, I would want to throw soap so much! Depressed! You have to check yourself when you go back! ”

After I had a lively barbecue with the maids for a long time, Dugumou stuck out half of his head from the car, and then shouted to me: "Brother Li Hei? Blackie! Could you please come over and do me a favor? ”

"Huh?" I'll go! It's not going to be for me to help wipe my back or something, huh! I don't want to serve anyone! It's especially a man......

"Ahem! What's the matter? Just say it! I didn't get up, I just curled up next to the barbecue and said.

Dugu looked at me in embarrassment, then hesitated, then beckoned to me and said, "Please, hurry up and come down!" ”

Seeing this embarrassed look, I hesitated, and then had to reluctantly walk over to him, and then said, "Uh! What's going on? First of all, I don't have any special hobbies, and you can't have them, huh! No, I don't care if you have it or not, but don't think anything about me! ”

After three or two sentences, Dugu Mou was confused, and after he was stunned for a long time, he directly became angry and said: "Okay, you little black!" LAO TZU IS A PURE MASTER, WHERE DO YOU AND HIS NND THINK! ”

"Oh! It's not good! Go ahead! What's wrong! I asked after I walked in, and then after Dugu Mou scolded and scolded a few words, he directly reached out and dragged me into the car.

This action directly scared me a lot, this thing can't be after trying to do it to me! I quickly struggled, and after struggling a few times, I found that it was completely useless, and the strength of this thing was too great! Forehead! By the way, ask for help, hurry up and shout for help~ Let Xiaoling come and help me!

Just when I was about to shout for help, Dugu Mou spoke: "What are you struggling with, I just want to ask, do you still have clothes!" My blanket was stained with filth on my body just now, and I want to ask you to help me find another one, and of course it would be better if you helped me find a piece of clothing! After saying that, he also looked me up and down and then added: "Your little body is so thin, I guess I can't wear your clothes!" ”

After seeing that this product is not ready to think about my pure body, I put my mind at ease, although what this product said made me a little angry, but thinking of this unlucky goods, it seems that I was so embarrassed by my prank, I can only honestly help him find a way.

"Huh! All right! You really can't wear my clothes, oh yes, then I'll cheapen you first, and when I go back to my dream, I'll help you find a ~ uh~ find a dress from my master's door! "I actually wanted to say, 'Find a comfortable future outfit,' but I hesitated and decided that it would be better to continue to fool around, repeating it a few more times, so that he would have the impression in his mind that "I do have a dream teacher". This should make it easier to fool in the future!