Chapter 119 136 School Uniform? Not bad! That's how it feels!
"Hmmm! That's it for now! You wait, I'll go back to the master for you and get it! I continued to fool him.
"Your teacher's clothes? Can you really give it to me? Dugumou was a little skeptical, but he was right in his suspicions!
"Hmmm! Just wait! With that, I turned my back, pressed the mark on my chest, and crossed back into the mall.
When I arrived at the mall, I ran to the clothing section and began to think about what kind of clothes I should bring back to this product!
"Hmmm! Down jackets? Probably not, although the appearance is obviously not from this era, but my maids are often wearing it! It doesn't seem so easy to fool around like this, huh! You have to find something memorable, different, and not disgusting to the ancients! "After thinking about it for a long time, I started to circle around the clothing area. Anyway, it's only Dugumou who is freezing now, and it's not so cold in the car, so let him wait a little longer!
"Huh! The suit is not good, this one is too restrained to wear! It's also inconvenient to move! Or a denim cover? "When I walked to a specialty store, I hesitated for a long time about the model in a denim suit, trying to change the model's plastic head to the appearance of Dugumou......
"Hmmm! Generally! Forget it, let's spare this one! "I put myself on first, although every time I cross back to the mall, my body is a bird-walking bird that is not in the heart and dust, and I am used to the feeling of running naked in the mall, but considering that this is after visiting the clothing area, I decided that it is better to wear one at any time.
Immediately after the denim store, I slipped into the sports store, and suddenly saw a sports suit that looked good, I subconsciously picked it up directly and then put it on myself, looked in the mirror and found that my small body was still too thin, and I subconsciously picked up the sportswear number, which turned out to be the XXL number before I crossed. As a result, this look in the mirror, this fat sportswear is directly matched by my thin little body, which is very, very wretched!
"Huh! It's ugly! By the way, I should wear the smallest size for this small body! After muttering a word, I turned my head and wanted to find a dress in size SS, but when I turned around, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration in my mind, a new idea, and then I turned my head again and looked in the mirror and said, "Yes! No wonder I look so familiar! Isn't this what I used to wear when I went to school a long time ago? Well! Although this body seems to be more fat, but the school uniform or something, doesn't it look like this? By the way, in that case, then I'll get a sportswear for this product, anyway, strictly speaking, this dress is really my 'master's clothing'! Although it should be called a school uniform or something~ Well, just take the kind with two bigger numbers! Hey! That's it! Thinking of this, I took this body off directly, and then thought, since I am going to use this large sportswear to fool Dugumou that kid, then why do I still use such a good brand! Thinking of this, I threw my clothes on the ground and walked directly to the supermarket area under the mall.
"Hey, hey! I remember that in the clothing section of the supermarket, there seemed to be a lot of sportswear with cheap prices! Hey! That's it! ”
When I came to the clothing section of the supermarket, I saw a lot of sportswear that were much cheaper than those in the store, although they felt completely less comfortable than the famous brand, but at least the sportswear was thick and soft! I took it off the counter and put it on and tried it on, and sure enough, it felt like a school uniform. Hey! That's him!
After I found an XXL-sized tracksuit with bright red all over my body, I thought of adding another pair of shoes to that kid from Dugumou!
I tucked my tracksuit under my arm and ran straight to the shoe counter at the supermarket!
"Hey, hey! Since clothes are all bargains, then shoes or something, you can't wear them too well! ”
When I came to the shoe and sock area, I saw the canvas shoes on the top of the special counter at a glance!
"Well, yes, yes! The special price is 29 yuan 9, which I think is just right! Ha ha! That's it! I looked at the special price tag on the counter and nodded in satisfaction. These canvas shoes are paired with sportswear, and no matter how I look at them, I have a sense of school uniform from when I used to go to school. But what size of shoes should Dugumou's kid wear, you can't wear too big shoes when you wear shoes, huh! It's even worse to wear small shoes! It's going to break that kid! Hey!
After thinking about it, I decided to take a few more pairs and try them on him, and when he had picked them out, I would throw the excess back. After thinking of this, I directly found a trolley to come over, and then threw a lot of shoes into the car, and then put the sportswear in the car, then grabbed the trolley with my right hand, pressed the red mark on my chest with my left hand, and crossed back into the RV of Datang again.
When I opened my eyes, I was directly startled by Dugumou who was staring at me in a daze.
"Oops, I'll go! What are you doing so close, kid. Do you want to scare me to death? After being taken aback by Dugumou in front of me, I opened my mouth and said.
I don't know if I was frightened by my sudden opening of my eyes, or scared by my sudden scolding, Dugumou, this kid was directly frightened and took two steps back, and then almost planted himself from the car door, but fortunately, the car door was closed very tightly, which didn't let him plant it out with only a towel around his waist.
After Dugu Mou calmed down, he asked me and said, "Little Heizi, you scared me to death!" By the way, I just saw that red tattoo on your chest with one hand on your chest, that tattoo is your totem? Or is it a family coat of arms? But what a strange look! Is your ancestor from the grassland? I remember that only those barbarians like to get tattoos on their chests! ”
Hearing Dugumou's words, I was almost scared to death: "I'll go!" Discovered? Forehead! I seem to have been too careless lately, a little too floating! I didn't even bother to cover it up, and in front of an outsider, I crossed directly according to the imprint! Forehead! It's not going to be over, is it? I was frightened by Dugumou's words and began to think about it, and then I heard Dugumou continue: "It's not right! I remember that the favorite tattoos of the prairie people are all totems or something, and it seems that there is really no such thing as you! Well! Looks like a seal? It's a bit like a burn on the brand! That's right! Hey! You kid won't be branded like an animal! Hahaha! ”
Hearing Dugu Mou laughing, I was about to break out in a cold sweat, but in the end, he complained about me, which gave me a good inspiration. Well, yes! Think of it as a brand! Well! Just follow his words and keep fooling around!
Thinking of this, I quickly grinned and said, "Oh! Ha ha! You're so sharp-eyed! Well, by the way, this is the brand, but this is not an ordinary brand, this is the mark of my master! Uh~Hmm! If you pass the test and join, you will get another imprint like this in your dreams! ”
"Oh! It's amazing! But how can you hold it with your hand! What's the reason for that? I saw that you deliberately put your hand in and pressed it! If I hadn't gotten closer, I wouldn't have noticed! Did you deliberately block it with your hands? Oh yes, I just touched it, and it doesn't seem like anything special! ”
After listening to Dugumou's words, my cold sweat came out directly, but fortunately, it all appeared on my back, but now in this weather, after this cold sweat on my back, it is still uncomfortable! However, this thing actually took the opportunity to touch my breasts secretly? I'll go! There's really nothing wrong with this thing! However, listening to his words, it seems that he has touched this mark! Anyway, there's really nothing wrong with him! Sneaking on a man's chest? Forehead! But it seems that this mark let him touch it without any accidents!
The corners of my mouth twitched, and then I had to continue to flicker: "Hmm~ this!" This is the ritual of the master~ uh! It's the secret of the master! I can't tell you yet! By the way, I brought the clothes, yes! And the shoes, they are all the uniforms worn by the people in my division! Well! Now it's time for you to get a taste of it! ”
I casually flickered a word, and then quickly diverted the topic and shifted the topic to clothing!
"Oh yes! You try on the shoes first, find the right pair, and then I'll send the rest back! ”
Dugumou once again put his eyes on the trolley I brought, and then he was attracted by the cart of canvas shoes!
"Huh!? Is this a shoe? After Dugumou asked, he walked directly over and reached out to pick up one, pinched it, and then leaned in front of his nose and smelled the smell, and then I was surprised to see this product, and even stretched out his tongue and licked the sole of his shoe directly...... Forehead! This thing is sick! Absolutely!
"Hmmm! It's made of strange materials! There's also a strange scent! Well! It's a bit like incense in the palace! Dugu Mou said.
"Incense in the palace?" I said strangely, and then subconsciously picked up a shoe and asked!
"Huh! What's wrong with me! Infected by this product, also brain pumping? I even smell shoes? ~~ Depressed! However, it doesn't smell good! It's just a smell of rubber! Forehead! It's pretty big! This rubber smells so big! Forehead! Isn't that right? This thing can't think of the smell of rubber as some kind of 'incense in the palace', right? Forehead! If the palace really uses this thing to make incense, how pitiful the people in the palace are! Thinking of this, I subconsciously moved to Xiao Lizhi who was still sleeping on the bed, and then put my head on her neck, and after taking a deep breath, I muttered, "Huh? It doesn't smell like that! Just a little bit of fragrance! Is it because she has been in the palace for a long time? I was thinking in a daze, and I didn't notice the surprised look of Dugumou next to me after seeing my movements......
"Hmmm! I guess it's because I took a shower in the car several times later! But if she also smells of rubber, it would be pitiful! I said to myself, after I finished speaking, I remembered that I should no longer worry about this taste, anyway, these have nothing to do with me, now I should continue to fool Dugumou, first solve him and send him away!
"Xiao Mouzi! You hurry up and try the size and find a suitable pair! That's right, the uniforms are here! After I reached out and took out the sportswear trolley and handed it to him, I saw Dugumou looking at me stunned with his mouth open, and I asked strangely, "What's wrong with you?" Why did you show such a surprised expression? ”
Dugu Mou stared at me for a while, then stretched out his thumb and gestured at me, and then after the result of the sportswear, he began to look at it.
"Huh? The material of this dress is even more special! Haven't seen it at all! But it's warm to the touch! That's right! How do you wear this? "Isn't this nonsense? This one seems to be made of chemical fiber! When you touch this, you must feel panicked! However, I saw that the item was starting to daze on the zipper on his tracksuit, so I quickly took it and helped him unzip it and teach him how to put it on.
"Hmmm! Not bad! Sure enough, it's a man with clothes and a horse with a saddle! This little white-faced kid, after wearing a large sportswear, really looks like a student! Hey! It's a pity that this hair doesn't look like it! Well? Why do you think there's something weird about it! I touched my chin, looked Dugumou up and down, and then pointed to the makeup mirror hanging in the bathroom, and asked Dugumou to see what he looked like.
"Oh yes! It's naked! No wonder it looks so weird! "That's when I realized that this thing is now wearing a sportswear with a bare ass! I'm glad I didn't give it to him now, otherwise if he had been allowed to wear it, he wouldn't have been hurt by the zipper on his jeans! , I snickered. Then he said to him, "Okay, okay!" Don't look at it, you hurry up and find shoes! When you find the right size, I'll help you find your underwear! ”
"Oh! No wonder it's so beautiful and not as comfortable as you imagined! It turns out that when you wear your clothes, you have to wear underwear! Dugumou nodded, and then came out of the bathroom, walked to the front of the trolley and began to rummage through his shoes.
When he put on a pair and stood up, I was surprised to see that the shoes were worn backwards!
"I'll go! How do you wear it backwards? Aren't you uncomfortable? ”
Dugu Mou touched his head and said suspiciously: "Wearing it backwards?" How should I wear it? As he spoke, he took out another one and tried to turn the shoe upside down with his hands......
"Huh! Stop! It's not the other way around! I quickly shouted loudly, and then walked over to stop Dugu's attempt to maim for shoes......