Where is this Erlang God? Where are the Seven Friends of Meishan? Where is the Howling Dog?

It's clearly seven ordinary old men, and an old dog!

Taishang Laojun's face showed displeasure:

"Young man, it's not right for you to play with the deity like this."

"These in front of you are not the Seven Saints of Meishan and the Roaring Heavenly Dog."

The police couldn't help but be stunned when they saw the old man's reaction like this, and his tone was firm.

But after being stunned for a while, he also said firmly:

"Old man, that's right, this is Erlang God and his six friends of Meishan, as well as the Roaring Sky Dog."

"Old man, you first live here with Erlang God and them for a while, and when we find your family, let your family come and pick you up."

After saying that, the policeman turned and left, got into the car, and left with a smoke.

Seeing this, Taishang Laojun shook his head and sighed, "It's really a bad world, and even the old man has to deceive." ”

At this time, a person in charge of the old people's home came over and said to Taishang Laojun:

"You're new?"

Taishang Laojun was merciful and didn't want to attack ordinary people, nor did he want to embarrass ordinary people, so he said:

"Yes."

So, Taishang Laojun was taken to a new room in his old people's home.

The person in charge brought him a change of clothes, utensils for bathing and brushing his teeth, and a small electric fan, and said:

"In the future, you will live here, if you feel bored, you can chat with the neighbors, they are about the same age as you, and they are very active, but sometimes they will be childish and playful, you are new here, pay attention to your words and deeds, don't annoy them, and slowly you will adapt to life here."

Taishang Laojun nodded like a good student and said, "Got it." ”

After the person in charge left, he closed the door, pinched the exercises, and left the old people's home.

Make your way to the Ersheng Temple on your own.

Soon, he came to the Ersheng Temple and found that there were a lot of people here, coming and going, burning incense and worshipping.

Taishang Laojun couldn't help but sigh:

"Erlang Zhenjun really deserves to be Erlang Zhenjun, he is deeply loved by the world, and the incense is prosperous."

But what puzzled Taishang Laojun was that when he walked into the Ersheng Temple, he was stopped by a person:

"Grandpa, please show your ticket."

"Tickets?" Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, his face was puzzled, go in and burn incense and still have tickets?

What are the rules?

The waiter of the scenic spot said to Taishang Laojun: "Yes, grandpa, if you want to enter the scenic spot, please go to the ticket office over there to buy tickets." ”

Taishang Laojun felt very puzzled, why was even the place where the Holy Spirit was worshipped by ordinary people and charged?

This is a great disrespect to the gods!

Erlang Zhenjun doesn't care about it?

However, in order to see Erlang Zhenjun as soon as possible, Taishang Laojun still decided to go to the ticket office to buy tickets.

But when he came to the ticket office, the conductor said to him, "Hello, please show your ID." ”

"Huh? Identity card? ”

Taishang Laojun was depressed, what the hell did the ID card come from?

"Poor Road doesn't have an ID card."

The conductor immediately said, "Then please go back and bring your ID card and come here to buy tickets again." ”

Taishang Laojun was ruthlessly rejected, and he was very unhappy in his heart.

I thought, how did this mortal world become like this?

It's really a bad day!

Forget it, let's use the exercises and go straight in.

Taishang Laojun shook his head, left the gate of the Ersheng Temple, went to a remote place, pinched the exercises, and then came to the Ersheng Temple with a whoosh.

He thought in his heart, now he can finally see Erlang Zhenjun.

But as soon as he walked towards the Zhenjun Temple, at this time, a security guard came over and stopped Taishang Laojun:

"Hello, check the ticket, please show your ticket."

Taishang Laojun was immediately confused, he didn't buy a ticket.

It turned out that this security guard noticed Taishang Laojun very early, before Taishang Laojun wanted to enter the Ersheng Temple, but there was no ticket, it was this security guard who stopped him, and now he found that this old man actually appeared in the Ersheng Temple, and the security guard uncle felt very angry.

You said that you are an old man, you can come to burn incense and worship the Buddha, but you don't even buy the ticket money, which is a great disrespect to the gods!

Seeing that Taishang Laojun was confused, the security uncle said coldly: "Please show your tickets!" ”

Taishang Laojun only smiled bitterly and said, "There is no ticket for the poor road. ”

The security guard immediately disliked it and scolded: "I can't even afford a ticket, so what kind of incense do you want to burn!" ”

"A stick of incense from these two holy temples is ten times more expensive than the entrance fee! Can you afford it! ”

"Get out!"

Taishang Laojun had just used the exercises to enter the Ersheng Temple, but he was driven out again.

He felt very depressed and helpless.

I was worried that I only had two and a half days, and I had to find Erlang Zhenjun quickly, otherwise, if I missed the major event of Heavenly Court, it would not be good!

So I didn't bother with the security guards, and left in a hurry and came to a small forest in a park.

He looked left and right, and found that it was quite quiet, so he meditated cross-legged, pinched the exercises, used the Yuan Shen out of the body, and went to the Ersheng Temple to see Erlang Zhenjun.

The spirit is out of the body, and it is difficult for the naked eye of ordinary people to see.

This time, they finally can't embarrass the poor, right?

Taishang Laojun thought so.

Sure enough, this time, he went all the way unimpeded, and no one could see him.

Soon, he came to the Ersheng Temple, and shouted to the statue of Erlang God:

"Erlang Zhenjun, poor Dao came to visit."

"Heavenly Court is in trouble, pass on the Jade Emperor's oracle, and ask Erlang Zhenjun to help relieve the siege."

With a whoosh, a person walked out of the statue of Erlang God, but it was not Erlang Zhenjun, but a grass-headed god under the command of Erlang God.

"Meet the Taishang Zhenren."

The grass-headed god saluted respectfully.

Taishang Laojun was stunned: "What about Erlang Zhenjun?" ”

"Poor Dao has an urgent matter to find Erlang Zhenjun."

The grass head god replied: "Erlang Zhenjun, his old man has already moved, and he doesn't live in the Ersheng Temple. ”

"There are too many ordinary people coming to worship in these two holy temples, which has already disturbed the tranquility of Erlang Shenjun, so Erlang Shenjun ordered the villain to take care of it here, and Zhenjun and Meishan Liuyou moved to the seaside villa in Zhengjiagang together."

"A villa by the sea?" Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, this Erlang God didn't live in his own temple, but went to live in the seaside villa of ordinary people, what was going on?

However, he didn't ask much, after all, the matter was urgent, and he had to find Erlang God as soon as possible now.

So he said, "The poor road went to the seaside villa to find him." ”

So with a whoosh, the original god flew out of the Ersheng Temple and returned to the grove.

But at this time, Taishang Laojun was surprised to find that his physical body was gone!

He was in the forest, looking for a long time, but he couldn't find it!

"I'm Ru Niang, which traitor dares to touch the body of the poor Dao!"

Taishang Laojun was also angry, and he was rude in his mouth.

At this time, a funeral car was pulling Taishang Laojun's body to the Zhengjiagang crematorium.

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(End of chapter)