How could Taishang Laojun's body be transported away?

It turned out that half an hour ago, a young couple came to the grove and wanted to have an exciting hehehehey in this deserted wood.

The two of them got into the bushes, touched their bodies and legs and faces, and were fighting hotly, and the women were already impatient and began to tear their clothes.

But at this time, she found that less than a meter in front of her, there was an old man sitting with her eyes closed!

"Ahh

The girl screamed, "There's an old rascal! ”

The girl pointed forward, and the boy immediately lost interest, and hurriedly turned to look, and sure enough, there was really an old man, meditating cross-legged, facing their side.

The boy was angry:

"Old man, don't think that if you close your eyes and pretend you can't see, I won't know you're peeping!"

"I've seen a lot of old ** like you!"

Then he rushed over angrily and pushed Taishang Laojun's shoulder, but Taishang Laojun's body fell to the ground with a pop.

The little couple was immediately confused.

Hurriedly probed the old man's breathing and neck artery, but there was no breathing or heartbeat!

"This old man is dead!" The boy hurriedly shouted: "Ah Xiu, you have to testify for me, I didn't touch him much, I didn't kill him!" ”

Ah Xiu nodded hurriedly and said, "Brother Yang, I know he wasn't killed by you." ”

"Let's call the police!"

"The police will take care of this!"

So the two called 110, and the police arrived in five minutes, and soon, they identified the old man's death and ruled out his killing.

The police searched Taishang Laojun's body, trying to find out what had information about his identity, such as a mobile phone, such as an ID card, such as an old man's card or something, but they couldn't find anything.

Instead, I found several small bottles containing some pills.

The policeman only smelled the inside of the bottle, and he looked disdainful, these things must have been given to this old man by some feudal superstition, maybe it was these things that harmed the old man's life.

The police discussed with the forensic doctor and decided to take the old man's body directly to the crematorium for placement, and then release the claim information for the family to claim. If no one comes to claim it for three days, the old man will be cremated directly.

The police did not take the old man's body back to the police station, but took it directly to the crematorium, for a reason, the crematorium stores the body, and can squeeze a lot of money from the family members who come to claim it, after all, in the crematorium, it is not a free mortuary.

In this way, the police can get some kickbacks at the crematorium, although it is not much, but it should be hundreds or thousands of dollars.

For an ordinary policeman, the monthly income is only a few thousand yuan, and an extra few hundred or even thousands is already a beautiful thing.

So, Taishang Laojun's body is now in the funeral car.

And after Taishang Laojun returned to the grove, he found that his physical body was gone, and he was immediately irritable and anxious.

However, after weighing it, he still decided to go to Erlang Shenjun first, after all, the affairs of Heavenly Court are more important.

His physical body is gone, and he can be slowly recovered.

So as soon as he pinched the exercises, with a whoosh, he came to the seaside villa.

I saw a villa in front of me, magnificent, under the sea breeze, extremely beautiful, like a heavenly palace.

When Taishang Laojun saw these villas, he knew why Erlang God would come to live here, instead of living in his Ersheng Temple, where the smell of incense was so strong that it was choking.

At this time, Erlang God was in the villa, wearing pants and slippers, with a cigarette in his mouth, and playing mahjong with his six friends of Meishan.

And the whistling dog was at his feet, wagging his tail.

At this time, the whistling dog, eating meat every day, has become a pig.

However, his skills have not weakened because of this, but after gaining tonnage, his lethality has become more powerful.

When the former Erlang God took it out for a walk, the Howling Sky Dog also other people's huskies, and he couldn't pull it.

While playing mahjong, Erlang God asked Li Huanzhang, one of the six friends of Meishan: "Huanzhang, how much is the income of the Ersheng Temple Scenic Area this month?" ”

Li Huanzhang flicked the cigarette ash of his fingers and said, "It's okay, it's ten percent higher than last month." ”

"Big brother, the real estate business has been so hot recently, why don't we enter real estate?" Guo Shen, one of the six friends of Meishan, proposed.

Yang Jian replied: "No, no, no, now that the real estate bubble has formed, Wanda, Vanke, and Evergrande have occupied almost all the resources, what are we still doing in this area?" ”

"I think that the chip can be done."

Everyone was discussing and playing mahjong at the same time, and at this time, there was a shout from Taishang Laojun outside:

"Erlang Shenjun, the poor Dao Taishang Zhenren came to ask to see!"

When Erlang God heard this, he was immediately stunned:

"Taishang Laojun?"

"How could he come down to earth?"

So he put down the mahjong in his hand and hurriedly went out to greet him.

"Taishang Laojun, you don't have a good alchemy in the sky, and the lower realm comes to me, what's the matter?"

Taishang Laojun saw that Erlang God was wearing pants and slippers, holding his belly, and he didn't look like Erlang Shenjun at all, so he didn't like it very much, but he was still polite and said: "Heavenly Court is in trouble, pass on the Jade Emperor's message, and come to ask Erlang Shenjun to help." ”

When Erlang God heard this, he immediately lowered his face.

"My uncle, only when the Heavenly Palace is in trouble, will he think of my nephew."

"Forget it, I'm not a stingy person."

"Tell me, what's going on in Heavenly Court?"

Taishang Laojun said: "There is a person in the mortal world, named Liu Yifan, I don't know where to cultivate powerful exercises, I actually tore through the void, entered the South Heavenly Gate, and hit the heavenly court, quite 1,800 years ago, the Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. ”

"I think back then, it was Erlang Zhenjun who personally took action to bring the Monkey King uniform to the Jade Emperor."

"So now, the Jade Emperor wants to ask you to help again."

"Liu Yifan?" Erlang God was stunned, he had heard of this name.

He also paid attention to the martial arts world in the mortal world, and knew that the Huaxia Empire had recently produced a powerful demon genius, who was not only invincible in the martial arts world, but also extremely strong in the field of demons and monsters in the mortal world, and had no opponents.

And this demonic genius, whose name happens to be Liu Yifan.

However, this Liu Yifan is an ordinary man after all, no matter how capable he is, it is impossible for him to go to heaven.

Thinking about it like this, Erlang God felt that this Liu Yifan and that Liu Yifan should not be the same person, but they have the same name and surname.

Erlang God pondered for a moment and said: "Taishang Zhenren, please wait for a while, let me go back and put on my battle armor, take the three-pointed two-edged sword, take the six friends of Meishan and the Roaring Heavenly Dog and the Anti-Heavenly Eagle, and then go to Heaven with you to subdue the demons who are disrupting the order of the Heavenly Court!" ”

When Taishang Laojun heard Yang Jian's reply, he said happily: "Then please ask Erlang Zhenjun as soon as possible." ”

Erlang Zhenjun bowed his hand, and then turned around and went back to the villa.

said to his big-bellied Meishan Liuyou: "Brothers, there is work to do, take the guys and kill me to heaven!" ”

Kang Anyu, one of the six friends of Meishan, immediately said: "Big brother, we are playing mahjong, can you let us finish this round and go to heaven together?" ”

"Anyway, one day in the sky, a year in the world, let's stay here for a few more days, and the sky will only be less than half an hour."

Erlang God looked displeased and said:

"Slip a little! Hurry up and change your gear! ”

Then kicked Kang Anyu away, sat down and began to pick up mahjong.

With a wave of his hand: "Chicken!" ”

Kang Anyu was very depressed, watching Erlang God occupy his place, but he didn't dare to say anything.

After all, he is the eldest brother, and he is the younger brother.

What else could he do? He's desperate too!

……

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