Master Shikong felt that bitterness in his heart, if he couldn't complete the Dharma for the emperor this time, he would definitely suffer the contempt and spurning of countless ministers.

"What the hell is going on today? Why do I have diarrhea like this? Could it be that you have a bad stomach? ”

"No, I ate those cured meats a few days ago, and I didn't have any, why did I have a stomachache after eating it today?"

Master Shikong frowned tightly, very depressed.

He had crouched until both feet went limp.

For two whole hours, four hours, Master Shikong was squatting here, could his feet not be numb?

"No, no matter what, I must go to the emperor today to complete the Fa, it's rare for the emperor to value me so much? If I achieve the emperor's satisfaction, maybe the emperor will appoint me as the great master of Dingguo, and I will be on the top of Chen Man in the future! ”

Thinking of this, I was relieved that I suddenly had a little more motivation in my heart, and I wanted to get up and do something for Li Shimin.

However, as soon as he got up, before he could pull up his pants, his feet went limp, and the whole person fell into the 'Oligi' behind him.

"Poof...... Wow, help, is there anyone, help me, I'm the Grand Master of the Liberation of the Sky, I am the Master of the Liberation of the Sky! ”

The Master of Liberation, who had fallen into Olli's inside, immediately called out in a hurry.

It just so happened that at this time, Du Ruhui passed by the door of the thatched house and heard Master Shikong's cry for help, so he hurriedly asked, "Master Shikong, what's wrong with you?" Have you been kidnapped in your hut? ”

Du Ruhui outside the door was anxious.

Master Shikong said: "No, listen to the voice, you are Lai Guogong, right?" Lai Guogong, come in and save me! ”

"Save you? What the hell is wrong with you? The emperor is still waiting for you to do something and complete the gambling contract between him and the eighth prince! So how can you behave like that? It's just ridiculous! ”

Du Ruhui was outside the door, scolding Master Shikong.

However, Master Shikong said bitterly: "Lai Guogong, you don't know, the old man fell into the pit because of diarrhea!" ”

"What?"

Du Ruhui was shocked for a moment, then sighed, and said: "Then Master Shiran, wait a while, I will go to tell the emperor and let the emperor come and save you!" ”

"Go and come back quickly, you must be fast! Lai Guogong! ”

……

Du Ruhui returned to Taiji Palace and told Li Shimin about Master Shikong's fall into Ao Li.

Li Shimin was immediately frightened and ejected directly from the chair.

What the heck? How did Master Liberator fall into Olli?

This good guy went to a thatched house, why did he fall into Olli?

"Come on, go to the thatched house to greet Master Shikong!"

Don't drown.

This was Li Shimin's last thought at the moment of departure.

……

"Hahaha, Master Shikong fell into Olli, hahaha...... I'm laughing to death! ”

Li Chengfeng looked at the figures of Li Shimin and the others gradually moving away, and he began to laugh heartily.

And Li Lizhi looked at Li Chengfeng with a questioning face, and said, "Brother Feng'er, may I ask, what is Ollie for?" How did Master Liberator fall into Olli? ”

"Haha, Sister Changle, what else did you say was in the thatched house besides Olli?"

"Huh? It turned out to be that thing! Hey, it's disgusting! ”

Li Lizhi suddenly got goosebumps.

In fact, Olli gives the meaning of.

This is also one of the popular words on the Internet in the 21st century, but it was used by Li Chengfeng!

Now Li Lizhen has also learned the meaning of the word given by Olli.

Moreover, there are Nima,, and you are insane? There are some things, and so on, and so on, Li Lizhen learned from Li Chengfeng.

After all, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and the friends who play with Li Chengfeng will inevitably be infected with some advanced tone and words.

"Good guy, Brother Feng'er, the power of your laxative is really too strong, and you actually put Master Shikong directly into Olli, haha!"

Li Lizhen also laughed.

In fact, she used to respect Master Shikong very much, but later because she saw Master Shikong break his vows and eat meat, and then combined with what she had done before, Li Lizhi felt that this Master Shikong had a false reputation, which immediately made her disgusted.

Li Chengfeng smiled: "Of course, super invincible abdominal pain laxatives are not a joke!" It takes half an hour for that thing to be incubated, and after half an hour, hehe, it's the end of Master Release! ”

"Haha, it seems that Feng'er's bet with his father today was won by you!"

"Of course!"

Li Chengfeng wrapped his hands around his chest, and the expression on his face was full of confidence.

On the side, Li Yuan blew Li Chengfeng's little nose and said, "Good boy, it turns out that Master Shikong has diarrhea, you did it, right?" ”

"Uh, hehe! You've found out grandpa! ”

Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhen laughed awkwardly.

Li Yuan shook his head and smiled, "What two naughty guys!" ”

"Grandpa, don't be angry, we disturbed the Dharma of Taiji Palace, we won't dare in the future! Please don't tell your father about this! ”

Li Lizhi looked at Li Yuan with some fear.

Li Yuan shook his head with a smile and said, "It's okay Changle, it's good for you to be happy with Feng'er!" In fact, the old man is not like your father, so he advocates Buddhism, and he doesn't do things, it's the same for his grandfather, doesn't the old man still live in Taiji Palace? Could it be that if I do a Dharma deed, I will be able to live in heaven? ”

"Haha, that's what I said, grandpa, just by what you said, tomorrow you come to me with an electric fan, and I'll help you fix it!"

"Okay, the old man is also waiting for your words!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone looked at each other and immediately burst into laughter.

……

In the end, Li Shimin still failed to let Master Shikong finish the Dharma in the Taiji Palace.

Because Master Shikong fell into Olli, his body was full of Olli, and his robe was all over it.

It's okay without the robe, as long as the Master Shikong cleans his body and changes his clothes, he can continue to do things.

But then Li Shimin discovered that after Master Shikong went to the thatched house, people couldn't stand steadily.

As soon as you stand up, you will fall.

It's all like this? How else is he going to do things?

Also, Master Shikong still has severe abdominal pain, and he feels that his body has been hollowed out, and the result is still uncomfortable.

Master Shikong had never felt so uncomfortable, so he felt that his cured meat must have gone bad, and after eating it, he had eaten it badly.

Thinking of this, Master Shikong couldn't help but slap himself twice, and then scolded himself: "I'll make you greedy, let you be greedy!" Okay now, did you make the emperor angry? Do you still want to be promoted and make a fortune? Dream on! ”

……

Of course, Li Chengfeng and Li Shimin's bet was won by Li Chengfeng.

And Li Shimin also lost to Li Chengfeng an iron mine.

That iron mine is located at the foot of the mountain in the south of Chang'an City, and it is called 'Tiancheng Iron Mine'!