Chapter 243: The Laxative Effect Comes

And Li Chengfeng laughed heartily, this old man Li Yuan, I can't imagine that he is also an old driver, and his driving skills are not shallow?

Li Lizhi looked at Li Chengfeng, who was laughing, with an unaware expression.

She pushed Li Chengfeng's shoulder and asked, "Brother Feng'er, what are you laughing at?" Why can't I understand my grandfather's words anymore? ”

"Haha, children can't understand, but they will understand when they grow up!" Li Chengfeng said with a smile.

Li Shimin glared at Li Chengfeng and said, "Feng'er, do you understand again?" ”

"Well, I really get it!" Li Chengfeng said.

Li Shimin frowned, Li Chengfeng was only six years old, how could he understand those things?

Forget it, let's take a good look at what Master Shikong does, and don't pay attention to so much.

After all, Li Chengfeng is the number one prodigy in the world, and he can't use ordinary people's eyes to look at this six-year-old child.

However, Li Lizhi has been asking, what is Li Chengfeng laughing, what's so funny about bud rice?

But Li Chengfeng just didn't say it, and the anxious Li Lizhi stomped his feet directly.

Li Shimin looked at Li Yuan sullenly, how could his father, why did he learn from the Eighth Emperor and start being naughty? Alas......

"Feng'er, take a good look at what Master Shikong does! If you lose later, your father will go to your town palace and get 100,000 gold! ”

Li Shimin said to Li Chengfeng.

Li Chengfeng nodded in agreement and said, "Okay, but if my father loses, don't forget to give me an iron mine near Nanshan Iron Mine!" ”

"Okay, but Father has a question for you!"

"Please!"

"Anyway, Feng'er, what do you want so much iron ore for?"

"Of course, the mountain people have their own tricks!" Li Chengfeng said with a smile: "I said that the iron ore is left in the hands of your father, and it can only be used as weapons, but when it comes to my hands, it will be different!" ”

"Can you come up with something else?" Li Shimin asked.

Li Chengfeng replied, "That's true, anyway, don't be surprised!" ”

"Okay, after you say this, my father even has some expectations, what surprise will you give me!"

Li Shimin suddenly felt in a good mood, even if the weather was hot, his mood was happy.

Because Li Chengfeng can bring a lot of surprises to Li Shimin every time.

For example: open up wasteland in the backyard of the town king's mansion, turn the wasteland into treasure land, and grow food.

There are also things like making all kinds of advanced things, flying wings, cold air makers, and things that can emit thunder and lightning.

So Li Shimin is full of expectations.

……

And Li Chengfeng also has expectations in his heart now, but what he is looking forward to is different from what Li Shimin thinks.

What Li Chengfeng is looking forward to is, when will this so-called master of liberation have diarrhea?

"Shouldn't it? It's been half an hour since I took this super invincible abdominal pain laxative, right? Why haven't you started to have diarrhea yet? ”

Li Chengfeng questioned in his heart.

"Maybe it's going to take a while before it works! After all, I don't dare to feed him, and the people in the rivers and lakes call him Lila! If he eats it and pulls it immediately, it is estimated that he will not be able to leave this temple today! ”

So, Li Chengfeng began to wait patiently for Master Shikong to have diarrhea.

Li Chengfeng believes that the system will not pit himself, and since Master Shikong has taken a super invincible laxative, then he will definitely have diarrhea.

Sure enough, when Master Shakong had completed a third of the time, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.

It felt as if something was churning in the stomach to the sea.

The weather was already very hot, and on the forehead of Master Shikong, there was immediately sweat like a bean.

Sweat began to drip down the cheeks of Master Release.

Master Shikong frowned tightly, took a breath, and continued to begin his rituals.

Because Master Shikong knew that the emperor, the emperor, and even more than half of the ministers of the Tang Dynasty were paying attention to this ceremony.

So I can't go wrong!

Since my stomach hurts, then endure it, and I must not break the progress of the Fa.

But the more he endured it, the more the stomach of Master Shikong hurt.

Until the end, Master Shikong had begun to walk crookedly.

Seeing this, Li Chengfeng immediately grinned, he knew that it must be the effect of laxatives that began to work.

Hmph, I see how long you can endure it, an old thief.

"Mommy Om yes baby boom...... Boom ......"

Master Shikong suddenly felt that a hot current in his stomach was rushing, which was very uncomfortable.

As a result, he couldn't read the scriptures anymore.

So Master Shikong stopped the ceremony.

Li Shimin was looking at it, he was still thinking about how to transport the 100,000 gold back to the treasury after he won the bet against Li Chengfeng, but he didn't want to, but Master Shikong went wrong halfway?

"Master Liberalization, why are you doing this?"

Master Shikong's sudden pause made Li Shimin full of doubts, and made the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty look at him with surprised eyes.

And Master Shikong blushed and said: "Emperor Qi, the poor monk has eaten a bad stomach, the poor monk, I want to relieve you!" ”

Hearing this, Li Shimin frowned slightly, then waved his sleeves and said, "Accurate!" Master Shikong, go and come back quickly! ”

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

After speaking, Master Shikong immediately put down the wooden fish in his hand and stumbled towards the direction of the latrine.

The appearance of this scene made Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhen laugh and made Li Shimin full of embarrassment.

Li Shimin didn't expect that when Master Shikong was doing something, there was really an accident?

But it doesn't matter, it's just the last trip to the thatched house, Master Shikong will be back soon, is it possible that he will not be able to go on for a day?

However, this is the case.

……

After Master Shikong went to the thatched house to relieve himself, he suddenly felt comfortable.

However, after just a few steps, Master Shikong suddenly felt a tumult in his stomach, so he went back again.

In this way, Master Shikong's trip to the thatched house lasted for two hours.

Li Shimin looked up at the sky, two hours passed in the blink of an eye, the sun set, and the sky was about to get dark, however, Master Shikong had not yet appeared?

Does he dare to release my pigeons? That's impossible!

"Your Majesty, when will Master Shikong come back?" Du Ruhui, who was behind Li Shimin, asked.

Li Shimin replied, "I don't know about this!" So please ask Lai Guogong to go and check on my behalf, what happened to Master Shikong, right? ”

"Well, good!"

Du Ruhui also knows that doing things is a very important thing, and it can't be delayed.

If the ritual is not completed, it is very likely to spoil the emperor's mood and destroy the dragon luck in the palace.

Du Ruhui followed Li Shimin's instructions, and hurriedly followed the location where Master Shikong had left, and chased away.

Master Shikong originally thought that he was going to finish the Fa with a suffocation, but he didn't know why, his stomach hurt terribly.

Finally feel clean? Together, I ran back to the toilet with a stomachache.