Thinking of this, I looked at the interior of the 'Xuanjia Iron Award' and began to feel depressed.

"Alas! This sealing technique is really good! When the door is closed, you can't hear any movement outside! ”

I now regret that I didn't open a few more holes and install a microphone so that I could hear the outside in the car.

"Hmmm! Hurry up and write it down, by the way, there is also the problem of night vision of the camera that I found last time, and it is better to install an observation platform and a searchlight above. Well! Write them down, and when you go home this time, sort out the problems you find, and then continue to modify the 'Xuanjia Iron Award', and strive to make it completely invincible and comfortable! ”

But these problems will be talked about later, and the key problem now is how to satisfy Xiaoli's desire to participate in the street scolding battle, but if it is just to satisfy her curiosity and my bad taste, let me destroy the interior sound insulation of the car, I am really reluctant!

"Huh! Dig another hole? What if I can't block it? Tear off the seals in the corners? Then there will be no more soundproofing! "I can't find a way to think about it. But I can't let Xiao Lizhi go out to participate, in case she is in danger, then I really have to die in the world! And it will also affect the Cheng family!

"Do you want to turn on the walkie-talkie and throw it out?" But what if you lose it!

After thinking about it for a long time, and under Xiao Li's incessant begging, I began to regret that I didn't install one more window, if only there was a window with an iron fence!

Just when I was hesitating, Xiao Ling, who was looking out of the cab and looking at the bustle, suddenly shouted: "Young master! Master! It doesn't seem to work outside, and I can't stand the award anymore! ”

Hearing Xiao Ling's voice, I was taken aback: "What? Is there a master? Is it a master who can't bear the award? Or is there another brigade of people? ”

Afraid that I would be hurt, I quickly walked to the cab and looked out of the windshield.

As a result, I found out that it was not as dangerous as I thought, but the award was really irresistible. Not to resist force, but to resist the mouth cannon of the Big Mom Army.

Looking out of the window, the award was pitifully squatted under the table, his hands covered with his ears, and he looked like he was silent. And around her, directly around the army of aunts, these aunts are stomping their feet one by one, pointing to the awards under the table and scolding that! And there is an even more sturdy one, who is lying on the table, rolling and splashing in circles, I really don't know how this aunt's skills are so superb, just rolling back and forth on a small square table, and it will not fall from above, while dancing, and can also rely on the borrowing point found out of nowhere to spin...... The scene is very scary, the aunts are very scary, and the awards are squatting under the table very pitiful.

"I'll go! The award actually suffered? "Seeing this situation, I can't care about what I just thought now. What to watch the royal jokes, what to listen to the princess being scolded in the street, and the princess's safety, etc. To hell with all these bad tastes and superfluous thoughts that want to be hilarious!

"Don't let the prize suffer!" Thinking of this, I directly patted the red mark on my chest, crossed back into the mall again, and then walked straight to the supermarket.

"Hmmm! I remember that in the fresh food section of the supermarket, I saw many display cases with big lamas! It seems that there are quite a few of them! Hehe! You wait, I don't believe it, with such an artifact in hand, I can't scold you shrews! ”

My current goal is the kind of shouting artifact that I used to see in the supermarket, which is commonly known as 'big speakers', which are called 'hand-held loudspeaker speakers'. In the past, every time I went to the fresh food section of the supermarket, I often heard the voices of those promotional aunts, holding a loudspeaker in one hand and working hard to promote. And I remember that thing also had satin recordings and infinite replay.

"Hey, hey! This thing is loud, and it can be repeated over and over again, and you are afraid that it will not be able to scare those ordinary people? Forehead! It seems that those are really not ordinary people! Otherwise, how can you scold a woman like an award and don't dare to come out under the table! Well! Prize, you hold on, I'll come to your rescue right away! ”

After picking up a shopping basket, I quickly found 10 big speakers from each counter, so that I and 6 maids and the award Xiaoling and Xiao Lizhi are just one per person, as for Xiao Mei Niang, then forget it! Don't bring any more bad children!

After I got enough 10 loudspeakers, I didn't care about covering it up and just crossed back into the car. After giving one to each of the others, I directly turned on the amplification switch for everyone.

Then I heard a piercing "zi~~squeak~~" sound coming from the speaker. The speakers are too close to each other, and the amplification effect is turned up too high, and the speakers directly interfere with each other.

"Huh! Scared the hell out of me! I quickly turned off all the horns again. Then I had to divide it with everyone first, and then I pressed the anxiety in my heart and began to explain to everyone 'about how to operate and use the methods and methods of handheld speakers and speakers'.

But luckily, the maids were used to the strange things I used to take out on a long time, and everyone learned it after listening to my explanation and demonstration once.

Seeing that everyone had learned, I just picked up the remaining two loudspeakers! After using my 'Electric Light Poison Dragon Drill' on his back as a self-defense weapon, he directly opened the car door and waved his hand and shouted: "Rush out and use the artifact in your hand to kill them all!" We must scold them to death and avenge our poor awards! Come on! ”

After I opened the door and waved my hand, I took the lead and charged out, and went straight to the Big Mom Army to kill it.

Rushing out, I directly picked up a big horn in my hand, wanted to turn on the switch, and then cursed the first swear word of this counterattack. I have written the script in my heart, so I started with the national scolding, greeted the other party's whole family as the central idea, cared for the eighteen generations of each other's ancestors throughout the whole process, and grasped the all-round speech with the core idea of stability, accuracy and ruthlessness.

But alas, I accidentally pressed the wrong button and pressed the replay button directly. Then a crisp aunt's voice shouted repeatedly at a very fast speed

"Half price for pork head!" Hurry up and grab it! Half price for pork head! Hurry up and grab it! ...... "I'll go, this speaker turned out to be the one on the deli counter!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent! Everyone in the bazaar turned their heads to look at me. And in the quiet market, there is only "half price of pork head meat, come and buy it!" The sound looped again.

"Where's half price? Where is that? As soon as I was asked, I saw that the crowd of onlookers appeared and wanted to rush up and directly surround me.

"Nope! You all heard it wrong! I was so frightened that I quickly turned off the replay, then turned on the amplification and explained it directly. However, I saw that the crowd of onlookers around me seemed to have turned red, and they all began to use a pair of 'You kid dare to deceive people?' I'm going to kill you! He looked at me and slowly approached me, looking like he was about to rush up and do something directly to me.

"Huh! I'll go! Is this a taboo? Why are you going to besiege me! I was startled by the eyes of the crowd and muttered in confusion.

Then, Xiao Ling walked directly behind me and said, "Young Master! Is it true that you just said half price? ”

"Xiaoling! I accidentally pressed the wrong button just now, and all of them came out with that sentence. That's not what I intended! Xiaoling, what do you think they are going to do? They all look like they're going to eat me! ”

Xiao Ling shook her head and said, "Young Master, hurry up and think of a way!" Half price of pig's head, that's a pie-in-the-sky thing! Now that the disaster year has just passed, I guess these people haven't eaten meat for a long time, you say half price, and the cheapest pork head meat, pork is originally cheap meat, so it can't be cheap! Xiao Ling wiped her saliva and said: "What's more, these people are all poor at first glance, if they can buy cheap meat in the market, then they won't all be crazy to rob it!" If you first say 'half price of pig's head meat' and seduce them, and you want to regret it, then these onlookers don't all want to eat you! ”

Hearing Xiaoling's messy explanation, I finally understood why these onlookers looked at me so cruelly and wanted to do it, it turned out that I had just inadvertently aroused their greed, and directly repented that it was 'wrong', so that they were happy first and then disappointed, so that everything would be like this. After thinking about this, I decided that for my own safety, I might as well suffer some losses! I quickly turned on the horn again and said, "There's meat!" There is meat! We'll sell it in a while, half price, half price for pork head! Really, when we get rid of all these bad people who bullied my wife, we will start selling meat. ”

As soon as I finished saying this, the dangerous eyes of the onlookers finally disappeared, and then, the crowd spontaneously formed a circle, surrounding the Big Mom Army and us inside, and after people began to change their eyes to watch the play, they stopped moving forward.

Call! Seeing that this crisis is resolved. I picked up the horn and was just about to scold, when I saw that in these Big Mom Legions, except for the leader who was still sprinkling around the table, everyone else looked at me blankly, and there was no such fierce appearance as when he scolded the award just now.

I opened my mouth like this, and I couldn't scold! "Ahh Uh~~" I snorted twice, completely dumbfounded by the crowd that was looking at me.

At this time, an aunt who was closest to me said to me, "Little brother! You just said that the pork head meat is half price? ”

Forehead! I broke out in a cold sweat, wasn't I scolding the street just now? Why did you suddenly ask me if I was half price, we should be opponents!

I nodded subconsciously, but I hadn't turned a corner in my mind, and I couldn't figure out the current situation at all.

"Then the lady you said is the one under the table? You mean you get her out and start selling meat? The aunt pointed to the table behind her.

"Huh! Be! Ah no, I mean I'm going to defeat you guys before I start selling meat, ah no, okay, I'm just going to save people first! Although I answered her, I was still confused in my mind: "Why did this aunt suddenly stop scolding?" That's it! How can I fight back! Why should I be embarrassed to open my mouth and scold first! I've already done my manuscript! Why are you making a truce? ”

Just as I was in a daze, I saw this aunt nodding at me, and then walked straight to the prize. Then I saw other aunts crowding around.

"Oops, I'll go! Aren't you ready to do it? "Seeing this scene, I was startled, and quickly pulled out the 'Electric Light Poison Dragon Drill' behind me and turned on the power switch, and was ready to rush up to rescue the prize.

Just when I was about to raise my legs to rush, I was shocked by the scene, I thought these aunts would attack the awards, but I saw that these aunts actually went up directly, the one who was still rolling in circles on the table, the little fat man who said at the beginning that he was knocked out by the award was her son's aunt, and the first leading aunt was pulled down, and then, the rest of the aunts kicked each other, and directly shut up the original leader aunt who was still sprinkling, and it seemed that she was still knocked unconscious.

"Huh! What a situation! I was confused for a moment, but I still rushed straight over, after all, the award was still under the table, and my poor hands were plugged in my ears, and I bowed my head and was silent.

When I rushed over, I thought that the other aunts might stop me or sneak up on me or something. Nothing happened, and they made way for me.

I wondered for a moment. But now I don't care about this, it's best to bring out the award quickly.

When I brought the prize out, I realized that the prize was just scared. When she saw me pull her up, she grabbed my arm and stopped moving.

"You're scared?" I asked.

However, the prize just shook his head and didn't speak. But it does look scared. However, I can't bother to comfort her now, the situation is unknown now, and I really don't know what kind of backhand these Big Mom Legions are going to use to greet us.

I took the prize behind me and slowly retreated in the direction of the car. Luckily, these people gave me the passage. When I cautiously walked back to the door of the 'Xuanjia Iron Award', I pushed the award into the door and beckoned the other maids who had returned with me to enter the car. Then I turned off the switch of the 'Electric Light Poison Dragon Drill', and then after waving it around, I crossed to my chest and said to the army of aunts who had been staring at me, "Okay! What else do you want to do? ”

The new leader aunt said, "You also brought people back, so can you start selling meat?" ”

Forehead! I suddenly found that I was surrounded by a bunch of aunts and kept asking me to start selling meat, and the pressure brought to me by this scene was really great! But fortunately, the meat sold by these aunts is really selling meat, or selling pig's head meat. Whew~ As long as it's not selling my meat.

"Alright! That~ Then I'll prepare and start right away. After I finished speaking a little nervously, I was ready to retreat to the car first, but when I saw the eager eyes of these big aunts and the onlookers, I turned around and added: "Huh! You guys line up first! With that, I turned around and jumped back into the car and closed the door.