Chapter 81 98 Stirring up a popular uprising? Is it just for the pig's head?

After getting into the car, I quickly took the hand of the award and asked with concern: "Award!" You're not hurt! ”

The award looked at me, shook his head, and then sat down silently on the bed and bowed his head and did not speak.

When I look at this situation, this is not good! The award was obviously stimulated, but what did those people say about the award just now! Why did the award suddenly become so depressed and depressed.

Just when I was worried about how to comfort the Kaijie Award, Xiao Ling walked up to me and said, "Young Master! You just don't care about the young grandmother for now! You go and get rid of all the people outside! I think they're starting to get impatient! Young grandma, leave it to me and Dacao to comfort! ”

Hearing Xiaoling's words, I looked at the award that bowed my head and was silent, and then looked out of the front window of the car at the crowd of onlookers, and sure enough, it looked like I was going to come up and smash the car at any time.

I hesitated, and then thought of the eager eyes of those aunts and the masses just now when they heard 'half price of pig's head'. I decided that it would be better to solve the situation outside.

"Huh! All right! That's hard work for you! I said to Xiaoling, then walked to the front of the award, squatted down and hugged the award's shoulder. Finally, he stood up and said to the other maids, "All right! Let's divide the troops into two ways, one wave of people is responsible for accompanying the award and enlightening her, and the other wave will come to help me sell pork head meat together! Whoever will settle the accounts will help me. As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Xiao Meiniang running directly over and hugging my leg and said, "Big brother, I will settle accounts, and I will use it!" After speaking, Xiao Meiniang wiped her saliva with the hem of my clothes and said, "What is that pig's head meat?" Is it tasty? ”

Forehead! It turned out that the first person who wanted to come over to help me was Xiao Meiniang. And she was only attracted by 'is the pig's head meat delicious'! But what is the calculation she is talking about? Is it an abacus? But I won't use that!

I picked up Xiao Meiniang and said, "Okay! I'll give you a taste of it later! "Good!" "Hmmm! Shrewd! Then you can follow the grass for a while, and you can help me watch from the window! Isn't that good? ”

Xiao Meiniang tilted her head and thought about it, then clapped her hands and said okay. I put her down and handed her over to Dacao to help take care of her, and I asked everyone who had already divided the line, "Okay, then I'll ask a little more question." So, who knows exactly how much pig's head meat is selling for now? How much should we sell at half price? ”

Wait for me to ask this out. Everyone was dumbfounded, you looked at me, I looked at you, and after looking at each other for a long time, Xiaocao said weakly: "Young master! We don't know! I've never bought pork! After Xiaocao finished speaking, the others also chimed in.

Forehead! Well, I seem to have asked the wrong person, Xiaoling seems to have always been a maid in the inner house, I guess she has never been out of the inner house before! And the big grass and small grass, big flowers and small flowers and big trees and small trees, the six maids who were later sent by Dugumou, seem to have heard the housekeeper mention a few words, saying that these are specially cultivated, and the maids dedicated to the inner house of large families are also the kind of special maids for the inner house who stay at home, and the color and art are unique. The rest of the awards ignore me now, but although she knows kung fu, she is also the eldest lady of the Cheng family! It is estimated that it is also the kind of ten fingers that do not touch the spring water! As for the princess and Xiao Meiniang, it is estimated that there is no drama. Looks like I'm asking the wrong person.

But thinking of this, I had one more question, and I hesitated and decided to ask them one more time, in case anyone would know about it?

"Ahem! Well! Then, who of you knows, how much does a pound weigh! "This question I just thought of, I remember that a pound in ancient times was 16 taels, but what is the concept of this 16 taels, I really don't know!

As soon as I asked this question, the maids were even more dumbfounded. But luckily, there are people who know about it. Anyway, as soon as my voice fell, and when the others were still dumbfounded, Xiao Meiniang raised her hand directly and shouted: "I know, I know, big brother, come and ask me!" ”

Forehead! Do you have a habit of raising your hand to answer now? But at least someone else knows.

"Good girl, you come and tell the big brother, how much does a pound weigh!" I asked with a smile.

"A pound is sixteen taels! One tael is ten dollars! After speaking, Xiao Meiniang took out a brand-new copper coin from her arms and said, "This is a penny!" One pound is as heavy as 160 copper coins! ”

Forehead! Well, I actually asked Xiao Meiniang to popularize common sense for me, but it turns out that one dollar is really one money! It's really a penny!

After touching Xiao Meiniang's head, and then handing Xiao Meiniang a lollipop, I returned to the mall, first moved an automatic electronic scale back, and then returned to the mall again, and found all the pork head meat in the deli counter to take a look. Alas! That's only a dozen pieces! It's not enough for so many people outside! I just roughly counted that there must be at least 1,000 people lining up outside to sell meat! Now half of the people in the market seem to be running over and lining up. If I don't prepare enough, I won't be smashed! I had no choice but to start scavenging for other meats on the deli counter.

After I brought all the meat from the deli counter, I put all kinds of smoked chicken, beef, etc., on the ground in the car.

After the cooked food was spread all over the ground, the award award, which was still in a daze, directly got up again, jumped directly in front of the cooked food with an arrow step, and after smelling it randomly, he directly picked up a mouthful of sauced beef on the ground and began to eat it.

"Wow! Beef! It's been a long time since I've eaten it, so get me some wine! The prize said while eating.

Hearing the words of the award, other people also came around, Xiao Lizhi tore a little meat from the sauce beef in the hand of the award, and then tasted it directly and said: "It's really beef!" But how dare you sell beef to the outside world? Aren't you afraid of being sued by the government? Xiao Lizhi looked at me and said.

"Sue the government? Why? Just because of beef? I asked, confused.

"Of course, according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, it is a felony to commit suicide without permission, and it will be exiled at the least, and the head will be killed at the worst! Do you have permission from the government for this beef? If not, then as long as people know and sue the official, then you will be unlucky! ”

"I'll go! It's so serious! Everybody come here, help me pick out all the beef inside, and then I will hide it all again! "I hurriedly beckoned everyone to come and help.

After everyone helped to pick out all the beef inside, I found that the rest of the meat had already carried one or a few small tooth marks on it.

"Huh! These are going to be sold in a while! Why did you prevent the group of people outside from smashing the stall, why are you all catchy? And bite them all? I looked at the grease stains on everyone's mouths and said depressedly.

Although I asked them to help, who would have thought that these gluttonous maids would actually take a bite on every piece of meat. And he also defended: "If I don't take a bite, then how can I tell if it's beef or not!" ”

Although there are good reasons, many of them are bitten even though they know at a glance that they are not beef!

"This is obviously a whole roast chicken! Then why are you embarrassed to talk about it! You can see that it's not beef! By the way, there are also pig's trotters and chicken feet, you have all bitten them all! I said depressedly, pointing to the cooked food on the ground.

After being taken by me, it seems that these maids have become thick-skinned, and they all look indifferent, and they are still picking up a bite of cooked food that looks good, biting into it, and then throwing it back into the meat pile. Moreover, Xiao Meiniang and Xiao Lizhi turned out to be the same.

"Alas!" I sighed and said, "These are still ready for sale!" Forget it, just be happy! "Still, that's not enough, it looks like I'll have to continue to search the mall.

"That's right! You guys helped unpack them! You can't let outsiders know about these packages! I pointed to the packaged cooked food on the floor and instructed the maids. The maids nodded, and then began to help tear up the packaging.

"Uh-huh! That's good! Don't throw them away, just put them in the trash! I pointed to the trash can at the end of the bed. That's right! Which of you will help me go out to find out the current market, I don't know how much the pig's head meat is, how much will we pay for half the price later! ”

When the maids agreed, I didn't care about covering it up now, so I sat down on the head of the bed and crossed back into the mall again, ready to look for anything else that could be used as cooked meat to sell, at least after sending these people away!

Moreover, it will take more than 6 hours before the mall is refreshed, if I wait for 6 hours in the mall, it will be dark that day, and it is estimated that the people queuing outside will have to riot! I really regret not deleting the advertising words stored in the speaker! The enthusiasm of these people for half-price pork head meat is so depressing to me.

When I returned to the mall this time, I no longer just stared at the supermarket, I went straight to the restaurant upstairs and scavenged all the cooked meat from the back kitchens of each restaurant, which doubled the amount of cooked meat.

"Whew~ This, plus those indiscriminate sausages, should be able to send these people away!" I looked at the 3 carts of cooked meat and various smoked sausages that I found again, and said with a sigh. But I think that's enough! I remember that the deli in the market in the past didn't seem to have as many things as I have prepared now!

When I brought all of this back to the car, I found that the car had completely changed the smell of a restaurant, and it seemed that the smell was even heavier because the car was not breathable. I quickly turned on the exhaust fan in the car so that it was better.

But looking at the cooked food in the car, although the packaging has been torn off by the maids, however, I feel that it seems to be a lot less! And there are more tooth marks!

"Huh! You're stealing it again? I asked depressedly.

Then, Xiao Ling smiled and took a full shelf, exhaled a mouth full of bacon, and said, "No! We're being honest, Hiccup~~! I really didn't steal it! ”

Alas! Please! You've got oil on the corners of your mouth, and your burps are too obvious! However, I looked around and noticed that the other maids were the same, even Xiao Lizhi and Xiao Mei Niang were full of oil.

"Alas! Forget it, it's good to eat enough, and you will be able to contribute more in a while! However, do you eat so much without getting tired of panic? ”

"Hiccup~! It's a bit ~ hiccup! Who told you not to bring me wine! "The award said angrily, looking at me, my eyes were full of my expression of 'bullying her'!

"Huh! All right! Even if the wine is over, I'll make you a pot of good Pu'er tea, you will have indigestion after eating so much! ”

I shook my head, and then crossed back into the mall again, now I don't even bother to do a demonstration, anyway, when I pulled so much meat back and forth just now, Xiao Lizhi and Xiao Mei Niang had already seen it.

I went back to the mall, and after taking out a good Pu'er tea cake from the tea counter, I started looking around for the red clay teapot. But unfortunately, the red clay teapots here are all brand new, and if they are used directly to make tea, it will definitely not taste good! I had no choice but to take a set of transparent glass and make do with it first.

"Hmmm! If the tea leaves are there, the teapot will be there, and the water dispenser will be there! Forehead! Then it's short of water now! "After thinking about it, I ran to the supermarket and carried a large bucket of mineral water. Prepare to use this to supply water to the water dispenser. However, considering the taste of Pu'er, I am afraid that they will not be used to drinking it, especially Xiao Meiniang, who is still a child, and I guess she will not like the bitter taste. All, I carried a big bucket of Coke, and when the time came, to see who was not used to drinking tea, I would use Coke to deal with it first. After all, this thing can also be greasy. Ready, I'm back in the car.

After I finished making tea, I poured a cup for the maids one by one. However, I forgot the power of the glass, and Xiao Lizhi actually held the cup and didn't let go, so I had to carry it into her wide arms and take it away......

It's easy to say, in the end, I still promised to give her a complete set of glass tea sets, which can be regarded as quieting Xiaoli.

After everyone tried to drink a cup, except for Xiao Mei Niang, they were full of praise for the good taste, it seems that children really can't get used to this!

After changing Xiao Meiniang to Coke, this was once despised by Xiao Ling and the awards, and was also called a potion of Coke, but it was very much to Xiao Meiniang's appetite. Moreover, after Xiao Lizhi came to taste it, she also liked the taste. It seems that I am not the only one who will drink Coke in the future.

While I was arguing with everyone about which was better, Coke or tea, we were alerted by a knock on the door.

"Hey! You haven't started yet! We've all been waiting for a long time~" A protest came from the vent I opened.

"Huh! It turns out that when you turn on the exhaust fan, you can hear the sound outside! I quickly opened the door and peeked out to see who was knocking on the door.

When I stretched my head out, I realized that the line had become even more terrifying, and there were still a few people who looked like officials and errands, helping to maintain order. Moreover, it is not that after the exhaust fan is turned on, the car is not soundproof, but the reason why there are too many people protesting outside and the sound is too loud!

When I looked, the few people who knocked on the door were all people wearing official clothes, and the one who took the lead seemed to be wearing the official uniform of the county order! I remember that I had seen the Lantian County Commander, and the official uniforms of the two of them looked similar, but the one in front of me was very thin, and he looked a little like the kind of harlequin he had seen on TV.

The other party cleared his throat directly, and then asked, "Excuse me!" Are you a stall owner who just wants to sell half-price meat? ”

I paused, and then nodded subconsciously, in fact, I was still wondering whether the person in front of me was the county magistrate.

This is the other party then said: "That's good, the official asked you, why don't you start selling quickly?" Are you ready to break your word? Do you know that half of the people in Hangu County are now waiting in line for you, if you cause a civil uprising because of your dishonesty, this official will not bypass you! ”

"Huh! What? Causing a popular uprising? ”