Chapter 40 Swearing is contagious
Chen Jiru has been famous for many years, has traveled extensively, has no shortage of money in his pocket, is well-informed, and there is no shortage of famous prostitutes in his contacts.
It's not easy to convince him with a joke.
However, the system does not limit the color that must be colored, which is easy to do.
Thinking of this work "The Biography of Li Gongzi" scolding all the scholars in the world, Han Chen immediately had an idea.
"It is rumored that there is a scholar called Fan Jin, who has repeatedly failed...... I heard that Fan Jin was demented, but he was crazy...... In the end, his butcher was bold and put a big mouth, and Fan Jin fainted...... Celebrities in the same county, all the neighbors came to congratulate, and they called the lord! ”
But he took out Fan Jinzhong in "The History of Confucianism" and said it, Han Chen was articulate and could speak well, and a sour Confucian who was single-mindedly raised was vividly said by him, and the other three people who immediately laughed silently.
Chen Houzhao only felt that his brother had made it clear and clear that the evil spirit of being forced to study on weekdays had diverged a lot.
Oiran Pan Meiniang covered her mouth and smiled, the flowers trembled, you must know that this kind of woman is not bad at learning, and she was born in the land of fat powder, and she looks down on the poor and sour and rotten Confucian.
Chen Jiru was even more incredible, clapping his hands and applauding, touching the vegetarian wine and making three glasses in a row, attracting the attention of countless people.
But it is this Mr. Zhong Alcohol, who is most unaccustomed to the nerd who only has eight articles in his head, and also looks down on the face of a scholar who has won the middle and is crowned by a monkey!
At the moment, I felt that this Han Chen and Han Xianggong really fit their temper, and they were going to bow to each other.
This style is obviously impressed, and it can't be convinced anymore.
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According to the urine nature of the system, I am afraid that I will train this aunt to become the first engineer of the Wu Dynasty!
Chen Jiru wanted to settle the matter, and Han Chen readily agreed.
Yesterday, I talked to Chen Jiru for a few words, and when I saw that he was followed by a famous prostitute, I made a special inquiry, knowing that this person was a human being, and felt that I could have a deep friendship.
This Chen Zhongol himself has a great reputation, insists on not being an official, devotes himself to engaging in public opinion, acupuncture the current evils, scolds the sky and scolds the air, but everyone who reads believes what he says, he is a real madman.
This kind of person must be really in the right temper when he makes friends with himself, and he is definitely not trying to.
Han Chen's madman style is actually playing with a character, which is not as good as Chen Jiru's true temperament.
Since he is swearing, he naturally has to bring Chen Houzhao, after all, he came first.
Immediately, Chen Jiru, Chen Zhongol, Han Chen, Han Buluo, Chen Houzhao, Chen Zilong, and the three of them were at this poetry meeting, and they planted incense and worshipped.
Hundreds of literati watched the ceremony from the sidelines, and their momentum was incomparable, and when they turned their heads, they were called "Jiangnan Taoyuan Three Knots".
Immediately, everyone sat down again, and it was a joy again.
In the white gauze tent, Li Caiwei pouted secretly.
That Han Chen's big face actually made Mr. Zhong Alcohol intersect and take the initiative to worship, isn't it just telling a story about a sour Confucianism?
But he personally attached himself to the gap of the white gauze and peeked, and saw that Han Chen was complimented by the Suzhou Oiran for a while, and he smiled happily, and his heart became dissatisfied for no reason.
"Sister, that Han Lang of your family, don't you know that you are also here?"
Li Caiwei didn't mention the matter of the Oiran, anyway, Miss Chu's maid Chun'er also saw it, "Sister, don't you want to secretly investigate, is your Han Lang unruly?" ”
But it was Aunt Han who got up late in the morning, and Miss Chu missed it perfectly.
Li Caiwei shouldn't have said this, but when Han Chen was involved, Miss Li's former shrewdness was all gone.
"I believe Han Lang."
Chu Yunxi was indifferent, what the Oiran wanted in her heart, she knew very clearly, "Have you ever seen the person who went to the Qinglou to let the old bustard accompany the wine?" ”
Li Caiwei was speechless for a moment.
My sister, I'm afraid that she is also confused by Han Chen, and I don't know that those stinky men also have quirks.
Well, why do I use the word "again"?!
At this moment, news came from outside the white gauze tent, but it was Han Xianggong who said that Fan Jinzhong had the story at his fingertips, which was quite interesting, and he was going to compile a book dedicated to reading people.
When everyone heard this, they immediately felt funny, could it be that this scolding is also contagious?
From Fan Jinzhong, it can be seen that if Han Chen and Han Xianggong want to write this book, they must be ridiculing readers, so how long will he bow to Chen Jiru and Chen Xianggong, who love to scold people the most? I'm even going to start learning to scold, it's really, like like gathers!
When Chu Yunxi heard this, he couldn't help but be a little worried.
Han Lang can't compare to Chen Jiru, that Chen Xianggong has been famous for a long time, and his status in the rivers and lakes is stable, no matter how he scolds, he is fine, but he is scolded and leans up with his face to hold his stinky feet.
Han Lang only wrote a few poems, and he also learned to scold, I'm afraid it won't work, right?
Han Chen's move was well thought out.
I can't compare with a big guy like Chen Jiru, he has been smart since he was a child, and he became famous early, and he was called the world's Qilin by the previous cabinet elder.
Although this product has a big mouth and scolds all over the world, he is really capable, but he just doesn't want to be an official and doesn't want to take the exam.
As for himself, he wrote a few poems, and he really made a great name.
It is even guaranteed that it will leave a strong mark in the history books of future generations.
However, he became famous too late, his fame was too shallow, and what he was good at was too thin.
If there is no thing that a single man from the Yue Guo Gong Chu family can't live, no one is staring at his own life, Han Chen can still wait slowly, let the fame slowly accumulate, with those poems in his head, there will always be a day when no one dares to move.
However, the enemy doesn't plan to let Aunt Han develop calmly.
On the third day of the failed poisoning, he began to send people to rob and kill, obviously, the black hand who plotted to kill the Yue Guo Mansion was not very patient.
Therefore, in order to gain the greatest fame in the shortest possible time, you need to go hand in hand, and all the means are used!
"The Outer History of Confucianism" simply counts the ugliness of the reader, but it is not a simple scolding, it has a deep ideological connotation, and in the original world, it is known as the pinnacle of satirical literature.
With the successful example of Chen Jiru in front, it is difficult for Han Chen and Aunt Han to be famous if such a book is thrown out!
Just counting on the way of poetry to stand up, or is it a little thinner, like Tang Yin and Tang Bohu, the owner of the Peach Blossom Nunnery, who is famous all over the world with one hand, what is the result? It's not a lifetime of poverty.
The situation faced by Aunt Han is far more complicated than that of Tang Yin back then, to put it bluntly, Aunt Han is fighting for his life!
As for the large number of words in "The History of Confucianism", whether it can be written down or not, Han Chen is really sure!
In the last life, there was a big customer, who called himself a Confucian businessman, and liked satirical literature the most, and in order to win that customer, Han Chen read the fifty-eight times of "The History of Confucianism" and read it well!
Since coming to the Wu Dynasty, the memories of Han Chen's previous life seem to be engraved in his mind, clear and abnormal, everything he has heard and seen is vivid, and he is guaranteed to copy the "History of Confucianism" word for word!
It can be seen that the efforts in life will always bear fruit, and if you can't count on it in this life, you may not be able to use it in the next life? Right?