Chapter Thirty-Nine: Madame, I'm Only Halfway In
At noon, the weather is fine, and the golden sun shines on the body, which is extremely warm and comfortable.
In the peach forest, hundreds of literati students and celebrities eat and drink, push cups and change lamps, and from time to time there are new works sung, which is not lively.
Chen Jiru of Huating had such a big face, and he actually talked about collusion with others, and exchanged a short case next to Aunt Han, and brought the Suzhou Oiran Pan Meiniang over.
At this time, the scholars of the Wu Dynasty were proud of the spring breeze and a good time to be wanton and romantic, and the two hundred years of the dynasty had accumulated countless scholars, and the scholars and nobles had almost reached their peak, and it was really the best era for scholars.
In addition, silk and porcelain are marketed overseas, sought after all over the world, a large amount of silver pours in, forming a siphon effect, the Wu Dynasty is like a gold-swallowing monster, bringing together a large amount of wealth, although the court is poor jingling, but the people are hugely rich.
Especially in the land of Sanwu in the south of the Yangtze River, although the imperial court forbids the sea, there are still maritime merchants everywhere, the giants with means eat meat, and ordinary people can also drink soup, the economy is prosperous, and the extravagance is prosperous.
Those who are qualified to participate in the Xuelang Poetry Club must have some talents, and among these outstanding scholars, although they are not all wealthy families, there are very few poor people.
At this time, the scholars, or the scholars who have a good life, have rich hobbies, like beautiful concubines, love famous prostitutes, and are good at stirring up the foundation.
The first two Aunt Han naturally love each other, and the last one is different.
That Suzhou Pan Meiniang is also a huge name in the land of Sanwu, and she is an eye-catching machine, but at this time, she came to the side of Aunt Han, and when she added it in pairs, it almost attracted the attention of the audience.
Women like Pan Meiniang have been carefully raised since they were children, they are all familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they are the most exquisite in receiving people and things.
As Aunt Han's sworn brother, Chen Xiaoxianggong will naturally not be left out in the cold, famous prostitutes such as Pan Meiniang are the most long-sleeved and good at dancing, and they are all over the place.
This scene, in the eyes of other scholars, inevitably has a little more taste of talent and beauty.
Chen Jiru is a little older, although he is a madman, he also understands words and feelings.
After a few words of greeting yesterday, I observed it on the side, and today I sat with Aunt Han and talked about it, which was also in tune.
The mystery is nothing more than the stinky problem of readers.
Chen Jiru was talented and intelligent, and became famous when he was young, and later wrote "The Biography of Li Gongzi", scolding all the people who read all over the world, and satirizing the master of Jinshi as "cuo's big bone elephant", and his fame soared and was sought after by countless people.
Such a madman should have big eyes, but he was extremely patient with Aunt Han, and he didn't even want to intersect rashly, but slowly figured it out, but the reason was that he decided in his heart that this Han Xianggong was more talented than himself and even crazier than himself!
No matter how arrogant Chen Jiru is, after all, he is still a scholar, his identity and temperament cannot be changed, if this kind of person enters his eyes, it is true, he pours out his heart and lungs, and there is nothing he should do.
In other words, this guy is a lover person, if he really treats you as a friend and brother, he will definitely not eat dog poop with you, but he can rest assured that he can entrust his life.
Aunt Han treats people and things, and she is the most particular, and she has the habit of running sales in her previous life, getting along with people, and paying attention to all aspects, such as a spring breeze.
But at the poetry meeting held by the poet monk who was so popular as the Xuelang monk, he came late and left early, eating and drinking wantonly, but it was contrary to the current etiquette.
In Chen Jiru's view, this style is clearly a true temperament.
In addition, Aunt Han made a good poem by herself, but she didn't want to talk more with others, and would rather talk about gossip than articles.
As soon as Chen Jiru saw it, he made up for it by himself, this Chen Xianggong treats people and things modestly, and can be called polite, but once he talks about poetry and articles, he suddenly shuts up and doesn't want to say more, obviously looking down on others from the bottom of his heart!
After some comparison, Chen Jiru immediately felt that he had fallen behind.
Why?
Because he himself relied on the pen in his hand to scold all the scholars in the world, he felt that his arrogance was on the surface, and everyone knew it.
But Aunt Han's arrogance is sharp and soaked in his bones!
This time, the little madman met the big madman, and there was a gap in rank, and immediately like those scholars who were scolded by him, Chen Jiru and Chen Xianggong, bowed his head!
Chen Jiru is a madman and intends to make friends, Han Chen is a modern person, free and easy, Chen Houzhao is a young man, likes to deviate from the norm, the three of them get together, and there is the Suzhou Oiran Pan Niang to reconcile and lubricate, it doesn't take much effort, so he is introduced as a confidant.
When these three people get together, they naturally don't talk about poetry and articles, but they say strange things.
Chen Jiru was born with a big mouth, spraying air from the sky and the earth, and in modern society, he is an old and angry young man.
"Two virtuous brothers, have you ever heard the rumors that the emperor is afraid of the inside?"
Seeing that Aunt Han and the brothers shook their heads at the same time, Chen Jiru smiled unexpectedly, "I heard that Lord Shen Xingzhi, the second assistant of the cabinet, was quite afraid of the inside, one day, he was laughing with the maid at home, the sword was rattling, and just after being sheathed, Old Madam Shen broke into the room and caught it!"
Mr. Shen is worthy of being the emperor's master, worthy of being the second assistant of the cabinet, the pinnacle of calm qi kung fu, not flustered, put his pants up, and said, madam, I only entered half of it, I kneel for an hour on weekdays, and only kneel for half an hour today! ”
Aunt Han's expression is wonderful, this Nima is actually the Huang Duan of the emperor's master and the second assistant of the cabinet!
Chen Houzhao only smiled and fell, almost unable to sit steadily, indescribable happiness, tears came out, like a little rooster about to die!
Oiran Pan Niangzi spat lightly, a little shy, but professional, people are famous prostitutes, they are Oiran, what kind of scene have you not seen? Don't say that you heard a yellow joke, even if you play one, it's not a problem!
Chen Jiru raised his eyebrows and smiled at Han Chen: "Brother Xian, you also have one?" ”
Oh, I'll go, and I'll have a taste of it!
Where is the gathering of literati, it is clearly a meeting of friends!
Aunt Han was about to say that I don't know how to tell a joke, but I didn't expect a dingdong, and the system that I hadn't seen for many days suddenly appeared.
"Ding, the big husband never admits defeat! Side quest 3: Tell a joke and convince Chen Jiru.
Completing the quest rewards "Gunsmithing: From Beginner to Mastery", and defeat is obliterated! ”
It's still familiar with the simplicity and crudeness!
But this Chen Jiru is a world-famous madman, and he traveled with famous prostitutes, and he was impressed by his yellow jokes...... It's hard!
Do you want to talk to him that high-ranking officials are learning foreign languages in a slippery way?
But at this time, the Wu Dynasty was the Heavenly Empire, so what did it do to learn a foreign language? Or, on the body of the officials of Honglu Temple?
Seeing that Chen Jiru's face was full of color, and he was secretly trying to suppress himself, Aunt Han immediately had an idea!
"Brother Xian is so interested, then, I'll talk about one too!"