But! After thinking about it, I still don't expose the person in front of me! After all, she's only a bit of a secondary two.

"Ahem! What is that~ Oh! Li Hei ~ Forehead! Li Hei, a disciple of Bai Yujing, has seen the master here! I clenched my fists and bowed my hands, and said directly. Then I lowered my head and closed my eyes, I really didn't dare to open the other party's miserable appearance anymore, just now I found out that she seemed to be in more pain, and she began to secretly knock on her lower back~!

Anyway, why do I look so familiar with this action! It seems that some people who have egg pain will make similar actions to knock on their lower back to relieve the pain! Anyway, this won't be a man!

But then again, this so-called North ~ is not right, it is a disciple of 'Bai Yujing', this word, I have begun to say it as a matter of course. Alas! Obviously, when I heard someone talk about Bai Yujing a few days ago, I could still think of the origin of that homonym, and when I thought of His Majesty Li, the empty-eared master, I was still a little ashamed and didn't dare to be there! Can ...... now

"Sure enough, the lies are repeated so much that even I can deceive myself! I'm starting to believe that I really exist under this White Jade Gate! I said to myself.

After the woman saw me saluting, she tidied up her own appearance a little, that is, she pulled a few times the gauze scarf that had been dragged away by Xiao Ling, and then covered the subtleties of her figure. People call me the one who talks about the world! I don't know which classmate this little friend is? Have you ever heard your teacher talk about my name? ”

“……！？” Ha? What did she say? 'Under the chicken? 'What' sweet salt? ’？ Why did classmates and tutors come again? Wait a minute. As if she meant to say, she's famous?

Seeing that I didn't react when I opened my mouth, she asked again: "I said I was a 'donkey'!" Yin and Yang family donkey! The donkey of the Jixia School Palace! Haven't you heard of it? You're too lonely to hear, aren't you? Are you really an immortal disciple? You don't even know me? ”

“……！” I was in a cold sweat, but I wasn't scared, but I was shocked by the arrogance of this thing. Who are you? Why should I know you? Are you famous?

The scene suddenly cooled down, and it looked a little embarrassing, and the other party seemed to think that since I was an immortal disciple, I should report my name, and I should know him. And I really don't know who she is......

"Huh! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! I clenched my fists weakly and said, it seems that if I don't make an appearance of knowing her, the embarrassment of this meeting will not be eliminated.

"Huh! Don't dare, don't dare The other party replied, and then coldly ......

However, it's not the same thing to be so embarrassed! And I secretly looked at the costumed beauties lying on the ground behind her, and I was really a little distressed about these people who had been lying on their stomachs all the time. Why don't I find a way to pull this awkward cold field back?

I touched my chin and thought about it for a while, and decided that since I was ready to talk to her, I would fool around first, and use the technique of crossing to shock the other party first!

Thinking of this, after I saluted again, I first said something about the scene: "For the first meeting, I don't know what to prepare, and a small preparation is not a tribute!" After saying this, I took a few steps back and walked to Xiaoling's side. Gently said in Xiaoling's ear: "You help me block it!" After that, I saw Xiaoling nodding knowingly, and then took a step forward and blocked in front of me. I took the opportunity to cross over and go straight back to the mall.

"Huh! It can't be too long, after all, every time I cross, my body outside is snoring! I'd better run faster! ”

In fact, after saying those scenes just now, I actually thought of what to prepare to shock the other party.

"After all, the other party looks like a girl of seventeen or eighteen! So, I'll entertain her with that big killer! Hehe! I'm sure I'll be able to calm each other! ”

I muttered as I ran to the supermarket. When I got to the supermarket, I filled a whole shopping basket and then ran upstairs to the furniture section.

"Oh! That's right! Wine glasses, candles~ Uh! Forget about candles, it's hard to find! Let's replace it with a flashlight~~ It doesn't look good! That's right! This little night light is good, luck! It's still charged, yes, that's it! "Just when I was worried about the difficulty of finding candles, I happened to find a large number of night lights at a counter passing by. After picking up a moon-shaped one, I found that this moon-shaped night light with a soft yellow light turned out to be recharged, and it was full of it. Then I put it in my shopping basket as well, and then I went to find two wine glasses and put them in the basket, and then continued to run upstairs to the furniture section.

"Red wine, wax ~ uh! It's a night light, plus beautiful tableware and dining table~ Hmm! That's it! Hey! This will definitely calm the other party, and the performance of the province that I just asked three questions will lower my image! ”

After I found a beautiful glass dining table, I was just about to put all these small props and food killers I brought over, and then I thought, this doesn't seem to work!

"Huh! No! Although this table looks very beautiful, and it is also made of the most precious glass material in Datang, if I use the technology of fast back and forth to transfer all of this to Datang, it seems that I can't bring it along with the chair at once! Forehead! You can't put a chair on the table and take it again! ”

I thought depressedly! But it doesn't bother me, and since I can't do that, I'll compromise and don't need this beautiful glass dining table. I just need a set of tables and stools connected to each other!

When I think of this, I immediately think of the kind of one-piece tables and chairs in the fast-food restaurant upstairs. Although it is not as good-looking as the glass in front of me, the plastic one-piece tables and chairs are also things that Datang does not have now! Although the eyes of the future world will not look good, it can't stand that the Tang people don't know this thing! Maybe in their eyes, this plastic will be worth more than glass!

I ran straight upstairs to the fast food restaurant, and after looking at a double table, I found that the table was a little small, and I couldn't put down the things I wanted to put down. I had to turn my gaze to the four-person table next to me.

"Alas! It's still a little small! But that's it! "After a secret sigh, I set the wine glasses in the shopping basket, then opened a bottle of red wine that cost less than 100 yuan, and poured it into the wine glass." Well! Yes, this is also a glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine! ”

As for why I use less than 100 yuan, it's because after the mall was reset, I have already taken a lot of fine wine, and now there are only those that are less than 100 yuan left, and the slightly better ones have been drunk!

Then after I put the porcelain plate in place, I didn't put a knife and fork on the side after thinking about it, after all, the current Datang people don't worship foreign flattery at all. So it's better to put chopsticks on it.

After it was set up, I took out the food killer in the basket~~

"Haha! Spicy strips! If you use this thing to entertain each other, red wine with spicy strips! It's definitely not rude! You can definitely calm each other! ”

After filling the plate with spicy strips, I thought about it and thought that I was in a fast food restaurant anyway, so it would be better if I put ice cream and fries on it!

When I turned around and walked to the counter, I filled a large plate of fries.

"Not bad! It's still hot! That's right! The fries are ready, so don't forget the ketchup! ”

However, the ketchup is all in small packets, and I was afraid that the text on it would expose some information, so I had to tear it apart one by one and squeeze it into a plate......

"Whew! It's a lot of work to tear this thing! Now that's all there is to do with ice cream! ”

When everything was ready, I turned on the moon night light and put it in the middle of the table, then took a step back, looked at the table of spicy noodles and fries in front of me, nodded with satisfaction, and then pressed the red mark on my chest, and first returned to Datang empty-handed.

As soon as I came back, I first looked up and realized that it had not been a long time to travel to the mall. When I opened my eyes and looked up, I saw that Xiaoling was blocking in front of me, and Dugumou was now chatting with the girl talking and laughing!

"Huh! Is this a cover for me? "I said it subconsciously. Then when Xiaoling heard it, she nodded at me and said, "Yes! Master! After you started snoring just now, the person on the other side was stunned, and then Xiao Mouzi came over to chat! ”

Ha? I was snoring so loudly just now? Finished! It's rude again! It won't affect the image! However, Dugumou did a really good job! Go back and thank him. Forehead! Then again. Why does Xiao Ling call this thing Xiao Mouzi now? Forget it, just call it! Anyway, I guess that kid doesn't care about my face!

"Ahem!" I coughed dryly twice, showing my sense of existence, and then I walked over, walked to the happy girl who was chatting with Dugu Mou now, and said, "I'm sorry! I went back to the master just now to prepare, and all of them were a bit rude! Now please take a look at my 'Bo Li'! ”

After saying this, I turned around directly, took advantage of the block with my back, and then quickly pressed the red mark on my chest, and crossed back into the mall. Then I took a step forward directly, stretched out my right hand and grabbed the table in front of me, and then pressed the red mark on my chest again, and traveled back to Datang again.

When I opened my eyes, the one-piece table and chair carried a table of good wine and good food~ Eh! In fact, it was cheap red wine and spicy fries ~ after that, it suddenly appeared in front of me.

Only then did I turn my head to the girl who had already looked stupid and said, "Be careful, not respectful!" Please take a seat! I turned around in a pretending manner, waved my hand at the girl, and said.

"Huh! You~ Are you engaged in Lao Zhuang? The second girl opened her mouth and pointed to the table of good wine and tea that suddenly appeared in front of me and said.

"Gao ~ Gao Laozhuang? You're a good old man! You still have Zhu Bajie! How do you curse that? I was stunned by her words, and then scolded back.

"Huh? Eight precepts? Buddhism? Aren't you the old Zhuang of "Ancestral Old Zhuang"? I see you just fell asleep! You're really not dreaming of butterflies? Could it be that your Bai Yujing is in the realm of illusion? Then you just used the leopard sound of the dream tapir to cast a spell! ”

I'm confused by this again! What did she just say? I don't understand it at all! But! I understand, what she just said should not be 'Gao Laozhuang', but 'engage in Laozhuang', right? I heard her talk about Dream Butterfly and Dream Tapir! I know both of these things! But what's the stuff behind it!

I was silent for a moment, then said, "Uh! What's that~ Please come to the table! Let's sit down and discuss the questions while enjoying the food and wine! ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then she gave me an even stranger courtesy, and then said, "All right! That's disrespectful! But when Your Excellency comes to my territory, then I can't be rude! When the girl had finished speaking, she turned her head to the costumed ladies behind her, who had been lying on the ground all the time, and had held the tray in their hands above their heads, and whistled and said, "You can also try our gourmet bar!" ”

Probably the girl's clapping and whistling hints! Then I saw the girls lying on their stomachs, one by one, standing up, and then walking to our side, and standing in a vertical line behind the second middle school girl.

The second girl nodded, and then sat down after taking her seat. Seeing that the other party was seated, I also sat directly opposite me, and then waved my hand at Dugumou and pointed to the seat next to me. Dugumou also came over and sat down.

However, I only have one cutlery in front of me. So after Dugumou sat down, he just used it as a foil. I'm still afraid that this product will not be satisfied, and after turning my head to look at the other party's face, I found that I really thought too much, after this product sat down, I stared at the second girl in front of me with admiration, and I looked like I saw an idol, and I didn't care that there was no tableware in front of him......

Never mind! It's good if you're not upset! I'm still afraid that I will neglect this product, after all, he also took the initiative to help me out of the siege just now, but it seems that I just think too much.

"Ahem! Then please try this! This is one of the most popular delicacies among boys and girls in my school! I reached out and pointed to the spicy strips on my plate, then looked at the other person and said.

"Brother Li Heitai! Is this your teacher's food? Why does it look so inconspicuous! The other party said after glancing at the spicy strips in front of him.

Forehead! This thing seems to have said its name just now, but I don't think I remember it! What should I do? Does she call me 'Brother'? So what should I respond to her? Forehead! 'Brother' corresponds to 'sister', so what should 'Taiwan' correspond to? 'Brother'? 'Sister Tai'? Forehead! Not that word! It's a shame to say it!

"Huh!" Forget it, be vague! "Hmmm! It doesn't look pretty, but it tastes great! "I picked one up with my chopsticks and put it in my mouth and chewed it. Although eating with chopsticks is not enjoyable at all, I haven't eaten spicy strips for a while, and this feeling is still so refreshing! If it weren't for the hospitality of this thing, I would have forgotten about it!

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