The other party probably saw that after I took a bite first, the second middle school girl hesitated for a moment, and then picked up a chopstick, smelled it, and followed my example, after taking a big bite, closed her eyes and tasted it.

“……！？ Well? This~ What does this feel like! It's like a blissful mushroom! ”

What? Why did she say another name I hadn't heard of! Bliss mushrooms? It sounds dangerous!

"Bliss mushrooms? What is that? I asked.

"You don't even know about the Mushroom of Bliss? So how the hell did you crack my trick of calling the wind and rain? The girl picked up another spicy strip, threw it in her mouth and chewed it, and kept inhaling and saying.

However, the 'Bliss Mushroom' she said has a relationship with the so-called 'Wind and Rain Technique'? Obviously, it's just a little trick of taking a water pipe to nourish the water and using a fan to blow the wind in the back! It's just a windmill pulled by a donkey and a large number of girls holding water pipes. It's just a lot of people! That's just a little trick! What does it have to do with that mushroom?

Although I think so, I think about the face of the girl in front of me, after all, we are now guests. It's not suitable for stiffness. So I had to hold back all these complaints to my heart, just smiled slightly, and then asked, "Please also explain your doubts for me, what is this 'Bliss Mushroom'?" Is it tasty? ”

"Hmmm! The taste is similar to yours! After the girl finished speaking, she reached out from her bulging chest and directly took out a large mushroom that looked like a poisonous mushroom, with a red mushroom head and white polka dots, very similar to the mushroom in a certain 'X Leo' game.

“……！？” Then, I looked at the big bulge on the left chest of the girl in front of me and the obvious deflated appearance, and I had a lot of thoughts in my heart! "Huh! Isn't this girl a fool? She didn't feel the appearance of her breasts and exposed? No wonder her chest is so majestic after wearing tights! The original filling! However, it's really surprising that you stuff mushrooms into it! Forehead! Would you like to remind her? ”

I stared at the other person's breasts for a long time, and then I tried to turn my attention to the mushrooms that the girl had taken out, trying to stop staring at her breasts......

"Huh! Girl! You~ uh! Is this the blissful mushroom? I asked.

The other party held the mushroom in one hand, and continued to pick up a spicy strip with chopsticks in the other, muttering while eating: "Hmm! Well! That's the one, what are you ~ what? ”

"Spicy strips!"

"Oh! That's right! Is it spicy strips, and is it also added to Bliss mushrooms? I looked at the little red piece on it, it looked like a mushroom umbrella! Oh yes! How did you get rid of its toxicity! ”

“……？？” Ha? Toxicity? This thing is a poisonous mushroom! No wonder the name sounds so dangerous! But! You stuffed a poisonous mushroom close to your chest, aren't you afraid that you will rub the poison there?

Forehead! I seem to have gone astray again! I blamed myself for a moment, then glanced again at the small gap left in the tights on the girl's chest when she reached for the mushrooms. Then he tried to use his strong willpower to take his attention away from the snow white and put it back on the poisonous mushroom......

"Ahem! That one! Girl! I'm not using mushrooms! The red crumbs on top of this are chopped up from a plant called chili pepper and mixed with it! I explained.

"Chili? What is that? Can you get me one to see? The girl paused, then looked up at my face, suddenly laughed, and then said, "Hehe! You don't always call me a girl, you can call me by my name 'Zou Yan'! ”

"Oh! All right! I nodded, not noticing Dugumou next to me at all, and after hearing the other party say this name, I was so frightened that I almost bit my tongue.

"Hello Zou Yan! Then you can call me Li Hei! I subconsciously reached over to shake hands to show respect.

Zou Yan tilted his head and looked at my outstretched hand, and after looking at my face again, he chuckled and said, "Huh? Why are you reaching out, do you want to touch it after just looking at my breasts intently? ”

"What? Ahem~~I~ I don't have it! I! I just want to shake hands~" After Zou Yan tilted his head to make a cute appearance, he directly said such a scary word, I was so shocked that I almost choked to death with my own saliva!

By the way, did she see me peeking at her chest just now? But you're so blunt. You're going to scare me to death!

Seeing that I suddenly coughed violently and stood up to explain, Zou Yan stuck out his tongue at me and said with a chuckle: "Hehe! Teasing you! But you mean a handshake? What is the meaning? Could it be that you are the same as the Jing Ke who defended the country back then, all of them are 'hand controlled'? Is it the hands that love the immaturity of the girl? Hehehe! But I can't chop off my hands and give it to you! ”

The defense of the country back then? Jing Ke? Hand control? Forehead! What is this thing going on in his head! How can you still deviate from me? Where has this topic gone?

"Huh? Jing Ke? The one that pierced Qin? Hand control? He's not two hairy legs on his shoulders~~Forehead~ Ahh Is he hand-controlled? I subconsciously opened my mouth and asked.

Zou Yanleng laughed again after a pause, and then said, "Haha! Teasing you and playing with you, but saying that he is 'hand controlled' is not a wrongful act! After Zou Yan paused, he explained: "Do you know that Prince Yan Dan back then, in order to win over Jing Ke, was very flattering to Jing Ke, what do you want." He held a banquet on the platform of Huayang, invited Jing Ke to drink, and arranged for a beautiful woman who was good at playing the piano to play the piano on the side. That Jing Ke was probably drunk and out of tune, and looked at the beautiful woman playing the piano and said, "These hands playing the piano are so good!" And that Prince Dan is a very discerning person, and immediately said that he would give the beauty to Jing Ke. Speaking of this, Zou Yan sneered before continuing: "Jing Ke said: 'I just like her hands. So Prince Dan immediately called someone, cut off the hand of the poor woman who played the piano, and packed it in a jade treasure box and gave it to Jing Ke. You say, did I wronged him when I said that kid was a 'hand control'? ”

After listening to Zou Yan's story, I broke out in a cold sweat, I really didn't expect such a terrible thing to be here!

"Huh! What is that~ Then the brutal in this should not be the person named Prince Dan? I think Jing Ke is teasing others in it, that is, in his mouth! I asked, a little puzzled.

"Humph! That is also the 'cause' he planted first, which brought about the 'effect' later. So I just scolded him for 'hand control', why did I still wronged him? ”

"Cause and effect? Isn't that a word in the Buddhist scriptures? Your famous Zou Yan, why did you also read Buddhist classics? Aren't you a yin-yang family? Dugumou interjected.

"Huh? Yin-Yang Family? Is she famous? I looked back and suddenly interjected, Dugumou asked.

"Huh! You don't know her? Zouzi! Yin and Yang everyone! But! Zou Zi seems to be from the Warring States period! Dugumou saw me and asked him, first he was emotional, as if he had seen an idol, then calmed down and said to me: "Is it! Is she the descendant of Zou Zi? ”

"Nope! I'm Zouzi! Zou Yan! Talk about it! "Zou Yan said so proudly after hearing Dugumou's words, revealing a face of 'I am a cow, I am a great man'.

"What? You're Zouzi? Dugumou said in surprise.

"What! Is Zou Zi a woman? I said.

Hear both of us talk back in surprise at the same time. Zou Yan shook his hair~ I just noticed that this product turned out to be a shawl with long hair! Or a natural roll of big waves! Then again, there are perms this year? Is it a natural volume? But after I came to Datang, it was the first time I saw someone with a long hair shawl! Forehead! Men don't count. ~ Then, Zou Yan put on a look of coming to praise me and said loudly again: "That's right! I'm the Zou you said! What do you think! Admire me! I've lived for hundreds of years! Honor me and worship me! ”

“……！？” In this paragraph, I can understand that the thing in front of me, whether she is really a person who has lived for hundreds of years, or just a descendant of Zou Zi. Anyway, anyway, looking at the appearance of this product, I can still confirm that this product is really just a 'middle two girl'......

"I don't believe it! Do you have any proof? Dugu Mou asked with a surprised face, and I could even see a hint of anticipation on his face...... Forehead! This product won't be so easy to fool, right, can you believe this? Oh yes! This thing is just a good fool, I can make up any kind of 'trial' to trick him into the '5D movie' equipment cabin, watch the VR video of the skydive, and then it is all shaken into a fountain, and I can still believe that it is really a dream. "Huh? That's right! I'll use that equipment cabin to fool this 'Zou Zi who has lived for hundreds of years' in a while! Hey! It's a little exciting to think about! "Suddenly, my prank-loving bad taste came back to me.

"Evidence? What evidence do you want to see? Do you want me to tell you about the time when I was in the Jixia School Palace? Zou Yan said to Dugumou's kid seriously.

Talking about the past is considered evidence? Then I can still tell what happened when Nuwa created a man~ Eh! Wait, that seems to be just a myth! Forehead! Oh no, I don't seem to have studied history well! People of the Warring States Period...... Forehead! When was the Warring States? Spring and Autumn Warring States? Before or after the Three Kingdoms!

"It's not! I just want to see your masterpiece "The End of Zouzi" and "The Great Sage"! These two books, I have only seen the names of your books sporadically from "Liezi-Tang Wen", I don't know if you can explain it to the villain! Solved the villain's puzzle? Dugumou stood up and said respectfully.

Forehead! I really believe it!

When I was about to stop him, Zou Yan, who claimed to be 'living for hundreds of years', said, "Yo! I didn't expect you to be able to see "Liezi"! Yes, are you a disciple of a family of which family? ”

"Nope! The villain's ancestor was just a retainer of the Dugu Xin family of the 'Eight Pillars Kingdom' Wei Guogong Dugu Xin, and his father suffered the wrong love of today's son to become the 'Liyang County Duke' of the current dynasty, just an ordinary soldier! Dugu Mou said solemnly.

Hearing Dugumou's self-introduction, I was stunned. What is this he talking about! Why did he break the news about his ancestors and his father. What is this for? Fight dad and fight ancestors?

I was stupid by Dugumou's words, but I didn't know that when I reported to my family, I had to reveal the honor and status of my ancestors, as well as various ancestors, which is the traditional process at this time! It's not that this product wants to show off, it's just that I, who came from the afterlife, don't know this at all.

Just when I was thinking nonsense, Zou Yan said: "It turned out to be a military general!" But you've read "Liezi" and know my clumsy work, well! Kid good! Are you going to be a Confucian general? ”

"Where, where! It's just that the kid loves papers, so he read more about it, it's not worth mentioning! How dare you call yourself a Confucian general! Dugumou said modestly.

This! This is commercial nonsense! I couldn't help but smile proudly on Dugumou's little face, and that Zou Zi was also happy like a flower, and his face was red!

But! The business blows of these two people seem to make both sides quite cool. Then Zou Yan reached into her arms again, and then took out two volumes rolled together, handed them to Dugu Mou and said: "This is "Zou Zi's End" and "The Great Sage", let's borrow it from you first!" If there is anything you don't understand, you can always ask me questions," Zou Yanle said.

However, I saw that this Zou Zi actually reached out and took out the item from his chest, and it was two volumes that looked very thick and big, I was stunned, this thing on the chest, that is a different dimensional space, right? You can even fit two books that are so big! But then again, after taking out these two books, her boobs obviously shrank by more than half! Although one side is still big and the other is small, but you just take things out of your bosom in public, aren't you afraid of walking away? I just saw a lot of snow white! Then again, Dugumou did this kid on purpose! Well, it must be on purpose! When I saw the results of his book, I actually put it to my mouth and kissed it! I really kissed it! These two books were taken out of the girl's chest! I guess I still have body temperature on it! Dugu Mou made such an unbearable behavior in public for your kid, don't you think you want to be a pervert now?

I watched Dugu Mou and Zou Yan's actions here, and complained wildly in my heart.

"What about you kid?" Zou Yanle turned his head to look at me and asked.

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