Chapter 151 168 The scene was very embarrassing for a while

'What about you, kid?' Zou Yan, a middle-two sick girl who claimed to have lived for hundreds of years, asked.

"Huh? What's wrong with me? I replied in a daze, just now my mind was full of Dugumou's obscene appearance of taking a deep breath of the scroll, and my mind was full of complaints, and I didn't realize what this Zou Yan in front of me was asking me, what did it mean!

"Huh! It's not good to be too greedy, young man! Although you also know the immortal method, but you only need to replace one! Zou Yan looked at me with a smile and said.

“……!?” I still don't understand, why did I say that I made a request again? What do you mean?

"Huh! Could it be that ......" I glanced at Dugumou, who was still playing with the scroll in my hand, and then looked at the second middle school girl in front of me, as if I understood something.

"Huh! This isn't going to be a gift! I thought to myself, and then tentatively said to her, "Greeting gift? ”

As soon as these words came out, the smile on the face of the second middle school girl became more amiable, and then she nodded and said, "Hmm! Since you are also one of the gods, then I will give you a special gift! ”

As soon as I said this, I was happy, haha! It's the first time someone has said they're going to give me a gift! But what do I want that? I don't seem to be so interested in the things of the ancients! Moreover, I am now a real tyrant who owns a whole shopping mall! Will you care about her greeting gift?

"Huh! What do you want to do that? I don't seem to lack anything! "Although I consider myself a 'local tyrant', who would dislike it when I receive gifts!

But after thinking about it, I realized that what I am lacking now is cash in this era! Since I came to Datang, it seems that when I got the 100 taels of gold from Qin Huaiyu's kid, I felt that I was not short of money, but later, those who exchanged glass from me as treasures basically didn't give me money! In addition to the 100 taels of gold at the beginning and a small guy who seems to be named Li Lian, I also did a business of 300 taels of gold with me~ But the money that time, I remember that the renovation of the restaurant was basically gone~ It seems that it is in front of Hanguguan is the market, and I have earned a lot of copper coins with my own hands.

"Huh! Turns out I've never had any cash! Oh! I mean copper coins! In that case, then I want a big red envelope! Hehe! The person in front of you shouldn't be too stingy! ”

After thinking of this, I stood up again, stretched my hands forward, and said respectfully: "Then please Lord Zou Yan, seal a big red envelope for me!" ”

"What? Red envelope? As soon as I said this, Zou Yan was stupid, opened his mouth wide, and then looked at me in disbelief and said.

"Hey, hey! Oh, yes! Red envelopes, don't need too much, just send me thousands of taels of gold and silver~ amount! Tens of thousands of taels of gold will do! I stretched out my hand with an expectant face and said, I just changed my mouth and said that as long as gold, that is because I once specially asked the housekeeper uncle, it turns out that in the era of Datang, although silver is also valuable, but it cannot be directly used for circulation, as for why, I can only think that silver is currency, but I was fooled by the TV series! I haven't delved into the specific reasons.

"Tens of thousands of taels? Also gold? You~ Do you think I will have so much~" Speaking of this, Zou Yan, who was about to go berserk, calmed down, then paused and took a few deep breaths, then changed to a smiling facial expression and said: "Little friend, you know that 'Chaowen said, you can die at night!" 'I have a lot of ancient classics, so why should I choose that thing?' Do you know that in the previous dynasties, there was an extravagant style of money worship, and the degree of erosion can be called the most in all dynasties! Then his fate was indeed extremely miserable. Do you want to learn from Kuching? ”

“……!?” After listening to her words, I was directly silent! What the hell is this thing talking about! Why didn't I understand a word! Forehead! No, I understood what she said, "Ah Du's thing", it was about money! Wait, if that's the case, combined with the look of surprise on her face just now......

"I'll go! So you don't have any money! You said it earlier! Then you can just give me something! ”

I suddenly figured out what this thing meant in the big set of words that were half-ancient and half-vernacular! It turns out that this product is poor! But think about it. After I deliberately looked around, I found that there is a lot of space here, and the ceiling and the surrounding walls are also decorated with murals very beautifully, but, look at the large number of ancient costume beauties behind the person who claims to be Zou Yan, the ones they are wearing just look beautiful, but if you look carefully, you can still faintly expose the belly pocket from those people, I can still see the patch, just now I always thought it was a belly pocket embroidered with an inner pocket, but just now I peeked at it, But it's just a patch! Moreover, the other one was wearing a white belly pocket, and when I found her just now, I wondered why this one was so bold and went into battle in a vacuum, but after I found out that it was a white belly pocket, I also wondered why this thing even had a white one. I've seen all my maids' luggage, the belly pockets, the clothes and pants, they're all red and green! Light-colored ones are rarely seen. I was still wondering just now, but just now when Zou Yan and Dugu Mou were blowing each other's business, I took a closer look again and found that it was a faded old clothes!

In addition, I just saw clearly from the small gap on Zou Yan's chest that it turned out that there was no vacuum in this product, and the so-called snow white turned out to be just a fur coat! It's just that it's also washed and faded, and it's also washed very thin. That's why it looks snow-white! In addition, she doesn't care about her chest walking away like this, I think it's probably because she knows that she is still wearing a fur in her tights! That's why she thinks she's not going to be gone, so she doesn't care so much!

Hey! So much analysis just now, it's all because of the vicious relationship between my eyes, as long as I glance at it, I can see it clearly! "Hey, hey! How could my eyes have changed so well! Hehe! I really want to praise myself! ”

I was thinking about it here, and when my thoughts went off track, the second middle school girl heard me blurt out: "It turns out that you don't have any money!" After saying this, she was silent for a while, and the expression on her face was distorted for a while, and then she changed her stiff face to a smile, and then said, "Little friend! I'm just saying that books and ancient books are not ordinary things, and they are more suitable as gifts! I didn't say I was poor! It didn't say that we were all hungry and couldn't eat~ cough cough! I have a lot of ancient books here, even in the Jixia School Palace back then, there is not as much inventory of ancient books as I have here now! ”

“……!?” What the? I didn't say you can't eat! Forehead! You won't be so poor that you can't even eat!

"Huh! I know that I know that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book! Okay, okay, then whatever the gift is! I replied casually, but I was thinking in my heart, this thing just said that it couldn't eat, it should be a leak! No wonder they even dare to eat that mushroom called 'Bliss Mushroom'! Forehead! Wait, she just said, what kind of mushroom is that, it seems to taste similar to the red crumbs on the spicy strips~~ Uh! That's talking about chili peppers! It means that she said that the taste of the mushroom is similar to that of chili pepper~~ I'll go! This clearly means that the mushroom is poisonous! Chili peppers aren't spicy! I remember that spicy is not a taste, but a pain! Forehead! The toxicity of that mushroom seems to be not small!! They'll be fine! Forehead! They all started to eat poisonous mushrooms, and suddenly they felt some sympathy for them! I glanced at the group of costumes in the back, and found that some people were really staring at the plate of spicy noodles in front of me, and were secretly swallowing saliva!

"Huh! Those are young children! Some of them look like they're only about fourteen or fifteen years old! It's so distressing, so pitiful! It seems to take them back and raise them! Forehead! Wrong! They're not small animals! I muttered to myself.

After a while, my mind started to go astray again!

"Ahem! Well! You summed it up well, it was the master who said it! The Yan Ruyu you are talking about comes from the two sentences in the ancient poem "Dongcheng is High and Long" in the former Han Dynasty: "Yan Zhao is more beautiful, and the beauty is Yan Ruyu." 'Really? ”

"Huh? What do you say? After being interrupted by Zou Yan's questioning of me, I didn't understand what she meant again......

After Zou Yan looked at me and was silent for a while, he laughed out loud and said, "Haha! Not bad, not bad! Sure enough, there is a legacy of Kuching! The kid is extraordinary, the kid is good! The girl laughed a few words, then picked up her chopsticks again, took a spicy strip and put it in her mouth and chewed it.

"Kuching legacy? What do you mean? I turned my head and asked Dugu Moudao, but I didn't understand this time.

Dugumou glanced at me, then shook his head and smiled without saying a word.

"I'll go! You make such a disgusting appearance and make hair! I was disgusted by Dugumou's smiling and silent appearance, so I reached out and slapped it, directly on the back of Dugumou's head. Forehead! I was taught this action by the award! That's how I always greet the awards. As a result, I've learned it now.

"Ahh Hurt! "After I slapped the back of Dugumou's head, he didn't even react at all, but my fingers were about to be broken, the back of this thing's head is too hard! I'm screaming when it's hurt.

After hearing me cry out in pain, Dugumou didn't react at all, just smiled at me, lowered his head and began to attack the spicy noodles on the plate. And after Zou Yan heard my scream, he looked at me in surprise and said, "You! You haven't practiced physical arts? ”

"Huh? Physical arts? What is that? I wondered.

"Huh! You don't even know about body art? Wait, boy! Which old friend's disciple are you? Engage in Lao Zhuang? Or is it the way of Confucius and Mencius? Or the art of vertical and horizontal, or the talent of heaven? Zou Yan asked while eating spicy noodles.

But I finally know what she means! Forehead! That's not right, what the hell is that Tianzhongzhi? In the hundreds of sons in ancient times, there was still such a school? Forehead! Maybe it's because my history is too bad to remember! After all, I don't even know the name of Zou Zi, Zou Yan, who was called Yin and Yang by Dugu Mou, Zou Yan, and Tan Tianyan! Before yesterday, I thought that this yin-yang family was the kind of thing that was said in the game of later generations.

But! How do I get back to her after all she says that?

"Xiaosheng is from Bai Yujing!" Alas! I have to say it again!

"The kingdom of God? Where does the Emperor of Heaven live? Can you really get to that place? Zou Yan continued to eat spicy noodles and asked, with a hint of solemnity in his tone.

Forehead! But she asked again, how do I answer?

"Hmmm! Yes, Xiaosheng can enter Bai Yujing at any time by falling asleep! ”

As soon as the words fell, Dugumou interjected again: "Yes! Xiao Hei is very capable, and he once guided me into a dream and went to his teacher's door to participate! It's so sharp to say there! ”

Forehead! So sharp? Dugumou, what are you talking about now! I glanced at him depressedly, and complained in my heart about this pig teammate, which is equivalent to selling me directly! Forehead! It doesn't seem to count! I turned my head to look at Dugu Mou, and found that he was still making eyes at me, and it seemed that the words in his eyes were hidden, as if to say: "What about brother, I didn't say anything about the trial part!" I'm amazing! Praise me, praise me! ”

I'll go! I'm speechless! What a place to be! You interject like this, what if the other party is going to visit this goods, that set of equipment is on the ground, although there are still a few in my mall, but there is not enough power here! And it's super troublesome to install!

"Really?" When Zou Yan heard Dugumou's interjection, he suddenly showed great interest, he didn't even eat the spicy strips, he directly threw down the chopsticks in his hand, and stood up directly and made the appearance of wanting to pounce and grab me. But when she got up, she reached out and grabbed a spicy strip and stuffed it into her mouth, then she skipped it, grabbed my neck by the collar, and said excitedly: "Xiaoyou, you may also let me enter Bai Yujing's party?" ”

Looking at the way she jumped over, I suddenly realized that this product looked like it was also a practitioner! It's fast, it's almost time to catch up with the prize when I skipped the appearance of snatching food from me, but the same action also brought the same consequences. First of all, because she grabbed a spicy strip at the end, all the red oil in her hand was smeared on my neck, and I remember the same when the award came over. In addition, after seeing someone pounce on me, I subconsciously stretched out my hand directly to support the other party, and what should I do if the other party pounced on me after the other party pounced on me! However, it is probably because the movement of the goods in front of you is slower than the speed of the award! When I stretched out my hand, I grabbed it empty and then moved my hands closer together, and then, it became, and I used the legendary trick of 'Piercing the Heart Dragon Grip with 100 Shots and 100 Hits'. Directly from supporting her arms, to reaching out to grab ......

"I'll go! One big and one small! But it feels superb! The fur inside this product seems to be made of silk! It's so smooth! I subconsciously spoke up.

Then when I reacted, I found that I had unsightly movements, as well as words that should not have been said just now, as well as Dugumou who was completely stupid next to me, and Zou Yan, who was completely stunned after being accidentally touched, and the big eyes of the beauties in ancient costumes standing around me staring in horror...... There was even what I could feel from behind me, Xiao Ling's disdainful gaze. and so on all come together, forming such a strange picture at present, and an embarrassing situation is born!

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