At the top of the line is the new leader of the Old Lady Army, the first to hear me say "Half price of pork head!" Then he took the lead in reversing the water and directly overthrew the little fat man's own mother. But then again, I seem to have been backlashing with the little fat guy lately! The first one to take the lead in pit me was the little fat man named Li Tai, but that thing was a prince, and I really couldn't help it. And this little fat man who sells meat, known as 'Zhen Guanxi', seems to be really an ordinary person! It's just that there is an old lady who is bullish and has her own legion. But fortunately, this fierce army of aunts was bought by my 'Pig's Head Meat Battle' plan. directly overthrew the rule of 'Zhen Kansai', and a new leading aunt was born. "Huh! How strange that statement just now sounded! ”

Forget it, let's deal with these people first!

After I thought of this, I quickly nodded and smiled and said to the new leading aunt, "Thank you for your patronage!" 2 pieces of text, which piece do you want? ”

The new leading aunt looked at the meat in the big aluminum basin, smelled the smell, and then said, "Really two pieces of money?" Still picky? ”

"Huh! Oh, yes! Didn't I say it was half price? What's wrong. Is 2 Wen expensive? I wondered.

The new leading aunt first looked at me and the cooked meat in the aluminum basin suspiciously, and then suddenly reached out and took out a small string of copper coins from her arms, and then her cheeks became gentle, and said with a smile: "Little brother, then please take me 10 yuan!" This is 20 articles! ”

"Huh! Good! Grab it! "This aunt's sudden gentle appearance scared me directly. The smiling aunt in front of her is really the one who was even scared of the award just now? How did you suddenly become so amiable?

But I didn't think much about it, with the idea of sending one away first, I quickly picked up 10 pieces of meat and handed them to my aunt, and then motioned for her to go to Dacao to pay the money. However, this aunt still resisted the aluminum basin and did not move, I saw her hesitate for a moment, and then her tone became more gentle and whispered to me: "That~That!" Little brother! Can you give me this piece? She asked, pointing to a piece of bone-in chicken leg in an aluminum basin.

"Huh! Yes, yes! However, that one is obviously a little small! Don't you feel at a loss? I looked down, and the piece that my aunt was pointing to was more than half a piece of chicken leg, and it looked like someone had bitten it! Then let the big tree and the small tree cut off a part, I estimated, this piece is only five or six hundred grams, obviously not as big as the few pieces of pork that I handed to my aunt just now! However, since the aunt has spoken, let's give it to her, anyway, she doesn't feel at a loss.

After seeing the aunt's result, this piece of chicken thigh, and then put it in her own basket with 9 other pieces of pig's head meat, she hummed a song and left.

"Huh! I guess I want to change the taste! I didn't expect the first customer to meet such a good talker, well! Good luck! "After dealing with the first customer, I thought to myself.

The next few people in line were all those in the aunt's army just now, but they were just missing the old lady in the west of the town. I looked around, and found that the town of Kansai was sitting with his wife in a stall not far away, staring at me here and looking at it viciously, and the traces of the beating on his wife were still there after being countered by the aunt's army, and the town of Kansai was also full of floating soil and yellow mud. However, there are a few officials next to them, who seem to be staring at them, I don't know if it's to prevent them from making trouble!

But I can't take care of them now, so I'll send these people in line away first, but I saw that the person who seemed to be the county magistrate was sitting on an herbal tea stall not far away, drinking water while watching the situation on my side.

However, I'm also in a little trouble here now, because these big moms in front of the queue actually buy 10 yuan each, and they all bring a piece of chicken or smoked sausage or something.

"Huh! How it feels weird! However, if it is sold at this rate! Then I really can't cope with so many people in the back! There's not enough to buy! I thought a little depressed.

At this time, after the last member of the Big Mom Legion also bought 10 yuan, the new leading aunt who had been staring at the team next to me walked directly to me, and then gave the last aunt a look.

And when the last person who bought the meat saw it, he directly blocked the stall, and no matter how the people in the queue behind him pushed and shoved, he didn't move.

I was wondering what kind of moth was going to come out when the new lead aunt whispered to me, "Little brother? Little brother! ”

"Ahh What's wrong! You call me? I asked, looking at her a little confused.

"Little brother! I'm calling you that! ”

"Oh! What's the matter, you hurry up, I still have to send these people! The officials you didn't see are here to maintain order, and I don't want to provoke these people to protest! ”

"Little brother! I know you're well-intentioned, but I was actually selfish just now! But! When the aunt said this, her face turned red, and then she hesitated and continued: "Little brother! I know you're well-intentioned, that's why you've kept your promise! ”

"Hah! What promises? "Auntie's words directly confused me!" Forehead! Why did the promises come out again? When did I promise and what did I deliver? ”

"Ahem! Little brother! I know you're all big guys, that's why you're being caught by small people like me, that's why you print meat for sale so cheaply! But! Actually, I should have told you in the first place! It's just because these old sisters of mine are not easy at home, and they haven't even left a little oil and water for the New Year, so they have taken advantage of you with a clear conscience! ”

"Huh! What cheap! Is it half price? ”

As soon as I said this, the aunt in front of me looked frightened, and then coughed dryly, and said, "Ah! Forehead! Ahem! No! Little brother! Don't you know that the pig's head meat for 4 yuan a pound is talking about raw meat? You're selling cooked meat! Raw and cooked meat is not a price. And! You must have made this with spices and a lot of salt! ”

"Ahem! Forehead! Well, it's a bit salty indeed! "Listening to Auntie's words, I thought she was disgusted that this pig's head meat was too salty.

"Huh? Not really! "My aunt's eyes seemed to start to get weird when she looked at me, and I didn't want to be so respectful at first, but I felt that my aunt's eyes suddenly became full of sympathy.

"Ahem! If you have something to say, I have to get rid of these people in line! Anyway, I did what I said, and I'm not going to do it for a long time, just deal with it today! "I'm a little impatient, this aunt has been muttering to me here for a long time, this is delaying my time! I just want to get rid of all the people in line in front of me!

My aunt probably saw that I was a little impatient! Then she looked at me with more sympathetic eyes, and said, "Uh! All right! Brother, are you ready to pass through these queues? ”

"yes!"

"Oh! That's actually easy to do! You just need to sell it in limited quantities, otherwise if you meet a rich person coming over later, then you may be covered with all this, then you will be in trouble! ”

"Ahh That's right! I didn't expect that! Oh, yes! Isn't it enough to be limited? "I suddenly realized, but it seems that it is indeed cheap, otherwise this aunt would not suddenly come over to help me with an idea. If that's the case, that's what to do.

I just picked up the signboard and left the stall, then walked to the car and asked Xiaocao to revise it. The signboard of 'All Meat 2 Pieces of Meat' has been re-changed to 'All Meat 2 pieces of Money!' Limited to 2 pieces per person, do not let the pick can not be returned! ’

"Hey, hey! This belongs to the overlord clause! But it doesn't matter, love to buy it or not! No more queuing, I still don't have to worry about that! ”