Chapter 83: 100 is open, it's open!

"Ready, let's get out of the stall!"

"Good!"

Even though I said so, and everyone agreed, there are still some preparations that need to be completed.

First of all, they changed their clothes into white down jackets, put on long-sleeved rubber gloves, put on aprons, and put hats and masks on their heads. As for why I wear white down jackets to sell meat, it's because after all, it's only early February, and I'm afraid that I'll freeze the maids, and the white clothes look cleaner, and when it's over today, I'm going to throw them back to the mall. Anyway, it can be refreshed when the time comes.

The electronic scale is placed in the car, and the big tree and small tree responsible for cutting the meat, as long as the large piece of meat is cut into small pieces, and then weighed on the scale, as long as it is almost more than 1 catty. Although Xiao Meiniang helped me popularize the common sense of how much a pound will be, I also used an electronic scale to convert it. Xiao Meiniang took out the brand-new Kaiyuan Tongbao, 10 for 1 tael, with a total weight of 42.5 grams. One catty in the Tang Dynasty was sixteen taels, and 42.5 grams multiplied by 16 equaled 680 grams. Although I used an electronic scale to weigh a pound in the Tang Dynasty, if I were to reset the electronic scale to 680 grams for a pound, I would really not set it! There is no choice but to let the big trees and small trees work hard, and cut the meat into more than a pound of electronic scales, anyway, it is about 700 grams! Then it will be sold as a piece of 1 catty. There's no way around it. But fortunately, the big trees and small trees belong to good girls who are careful, anyway, I think they cut the size quite appropriately. Of course, the key is to work hard to cut off the tooth marks on the pieces of meat......

After everyone had changed their clothes, I noticed that Xiao Li's makeup had been washed off. I've changed my clothes, I've taken off my wig, and now I've changed my shoes except for my contact lenses.

"Huh? Little beauty! The makeup that gave you flowers yesterday? How do you wash it off? Clothes and wigs all changed? Aren't you afraid of being recognized? ”

Xiao Lizhi heard me ask her, and then ran directly to the bathroom to look in the mirror, and then came back to me and said, "Ah! I forgot! It's all your fault, the black fountain you made yesterday was so delicious, it made my face dirty! That's why I washed my face today! The clothes and the wig were sticky, so I changed them! ”

"Huh! All right! Since you don't care, then I don't care! I shook my head and said.

"No way!" When Xiao Lizhi heard me say that I didn't care, she ran over angrily and grabbed my arm and coquettishly behaved vigorously.

"No, you can't ignore me, if you don't care, I'll bite you!" After speaking, Xiao Lizhi also deliberately glanced at my neck, and said proudly: "Eat you!" ”

I was distracted by the surging shaking of Xiao Li's chest, and I thought depressedly: "Eh! I really don't know what this thing eats to grow up! But if I continue like this, I'll get a nosebleed! Forehead! I've been feeling like I'm thinking about it again these days! It can't be because my poor body is finally starting to grow! Or is it just the reason for the arrival of spring? I looked at Xiao Lizhi again while holding my arm and coquettishly, staring at my neck and threatening me, the more I looked at it, the cuter it became! Alas! Forget it, let's promise her!

"Okay, okay! Don't shake it, I promise you! Now I'll give you one more time~~ Eh! Time estimates are too late! So be it! You wait for me, I'll find you a good thing first! ”

Seeing that I agreed, Xiao Lizhi let go of my arm and let go of me. I took the opportunity to quickly step aside, and then, without any disguise, crossed straight back into the mall. I went straight to the glasses counter, then picked out a random pair of sunglasses, then went to the wig counter and got a new wig. Only then did I get back into the car.

After I put the glasses directly on for Xiao Lizhi, I took out the mirror and said to her, "How is it!" Wear a mask so you won't even recognize you! ”

After Xiao Lizhi looked in the mirror for a long time, she expressed her satisfaction, and at this time, the award came over and said, "This is good, husband!" You can get me one too! When I heard the award change her tone again, I knew that she was also looking at her glasses.

I just nodded in agreement. Other maids, including Xiaoling and Xiaomeiniang, also came around, hugged my arm directly, and asked me to pick up my glasses.

I had no choice but to go back to the mall again, and directly empty all the sunglasses in a counter, which was considered to make the maids satisfied.

When we were all trying on glasses one by one, there was a knock on the door again, and when I opened the door, it turned out to be the petty official who was suspected of being a county order (I was taken by Xiaoli, and I began to think that the county order was just a petty official!). Then I heard him say, "You've set up your stall here, why don't you start selling it yet!" Don't you see that the fight is about to start outside? If you drag it out any longer, be careful that the official confiscates your stall, and then punish you for not keeping your promises! Let you parade through the streets! ”

Seeing that the county magistrate raised his eyebrows and stared, looking anxious, I had to promise to start selling immediately, and then shirked and said, "There is still one last bit of preparation work that has not been completed!" After that, he sent away the county order with a red face and returned to the car.

"Huh! That little county order and the people outside are almost in a hurry! Don't stink! Big grass and small flowers, you and I will be the first wave of salesmen, and when you are tired, you are changing the second wave of people! That's right, grass! Write a sign for me first! ”

"Yes! Master! What do you want to write about that? Xiaocao heard me call her, walked directly to me, took my arm and replied.

"Huh! Then write 'All Meat 2 Essay One Piece'. Well! Just write it like this, if it doesn't work, it will be changed when the time comes! ”

"Yes! Master! However, now we don't have pen, ink, paper, and inkstone! When I went out, I forgot to bring it! ”

"Huh! All right! You wait! Hearing Xiaocao say this, I remembered that there was indeed no pen and paper. But it didn't bother me. I went straight back to the mall and found a ready-made sign. It's the kind of small wooden board that stands next to the vegetable counter in the supermarket. It just so happens to come with a base. The pen was even simpler, I ran straight to the cash register and found the large pen!

Wait until I get all of this back. Xiaocao took a look at it, and then, under my guidance, began to write the signboard with a signature pen.

"Wow! Xiaocao, your handwriting is still beautiful! ”

"Young master, you praise it falsely! This hard Bangbang makes Xiaocao very unaccustomed to it, otherwise Xiaocao's font will definitely look better! Young master, how about Xiaocao and you write a handwritten notebook in a while! ”

"Huh! Here's a chance! I'll talk about it when I have a chance Hehe! I quickly prevaricated. Hehe! Let me write with a brush? Isn't that hard for me? After I watched Xiaocao write the last two characters of 'piece' into complex traditional characters, I didn't want to write a calligraphy notebook even more. "What a hassle! That's a lot more than that! I guess let me use a brush! It's going to be a shame! Look at Xiaocao's signature pen that she is not used to can write beautifully! If you change to a brush, it won't be more beautiful! Never mind! In the future, if she talks about writing again, I must hide! ”

Wait for the grass to finish. That's when I brought the grass and flowers with me. Walk out of the car door, go to the front of the long table, and put the sign on the table. Started selling pork head.

"It's open, it's open! Half price for pork head! 2 dollars a piece! ”