was impeached for no reason, and the unlucky Ming'er had to go to the early dynasty, it was really a fucking person sitting at home, and the disaster came from the sky!

"Cui Lao Dog, who is a! It's too much to bully the master, Cao! Kick you shit! ”

Li Zexuan wandered on the alleyway home, and the more angry he was in his heart, what he saw on the road, there were not many pedestrians at this time, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to be hit like this.

"The young master is back!"

Walking to the door of the house, Sanbao was the first to greet him and said.

"Well, did you send Li Yu over?"

Li Zexuan nodded and asked casually.

"Go back to the young master, send it over!"

"Well, that's fine!"

Li Zexuan waved his hand and prepared to go back to the house. Suddenly, he paused, retreated, and beckoned to Sanbao: "Sanbao, come here!" Master, I'll tell you something! ”

"Young Master, you say!"

Hearing this, Sanbao hurriedly ran over excitedly and said.

"You go...... Hey, come in and say, come in and say! ”

Li Zexuan realized that something was wrong as soon as he came, and he hurriedly entered the mansion with Sanbao, so the people of Li Mansion saw such a scene full of "basic feelings" from a distance: their young master and the family in the mansion were secretly discussing something under the big locust tree in the front yard, and one person kept talking in "Bilibili", gesturing with both hands while talking, and the other person's eyes widened, completely confused.

"Do you understand?"

"Huh~? Master, this ...... Wouldn't that be too much... It's too lacking in morality~? ”

"Lack of your sister! Do you kid still want to do it~? ”

"Eh, the young master is angry, angry, the little one will go, but if this is discovered, I'm afraid it will be difficult for the master to explain!"

"Your mother's pig! I didn't let you go in person! You won't cover your face and secretly hire a few people to help you recruit people~? ”

"Yes, yes, what the young master said is, the little one is going!"

"Wait, I haven't given you any money yet! Where are you going~? You kid doesn't have a bright head today! Go to Steward Wang's place to support a hundred times, it's not enough! ”

"Huh~? Master, how can you use so much~? Ten times the money is enough! ”

Sambo almost knelt down, he said with a bitter face.

"You kid knows a fart, the more money you have, the bigger things will be, and the happier I will be, young master! Young master, I'm not short of money! If you do a good job, you will be rewarded! Don't go yet! ”

Li Zexuan slapped the back of Sanbao's head and said angrily.

I can't do it, I'm too honest, not arrogant enough, and doesn't fit my identity!

"Yes, young master, the little one will go immediately!"

Sanbao saw that his young master was a little impatient, he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly ran away like a rabbit. He still cherishes the identity of Li Zexuan's number one dogleg very much.

"Ahem~! What do you see, don't you hurry up and get to work? ”

Li Zexuan saw the maid in the distance looking at this side with a "gossipy" face, and he scolded angrily.

Suddenly, the maids hurriedly scattered.

……...……......……

The next day, five o'clock (4:15 a.m.).

Some people are still asleep, some people have already gotten up, and those who get up so early, except for the peddlers and pawns, are only the ministers who rushed to the early court. Therefore, from this point of view, the important ministers of the court and the pawns of the peddlers actually have something in common, that is, they both need to get up early.

However, today is a little different, because the southbound fleet will be launched in the morning, today's morning dynasty is postponed, and all the Beijing officials of the fifth rank and above will go to the wharf on the eastern outskirts of Chang'an to see off the army.

"Hmm~! Madam, you can buy more meat in the future, and our family will not have to live this poor and sour life soon, haha! ”

Shengye Fang.

In a dilapidated and narrow courtyard, Cui Shanyou drank gruel and ate green vegetables, and said to the middle-aged Mai woman opposite with some dissatisfaction.

"Master, you're not talking nonsense, are you~? With your little money, how can our family afford meat~? ”

The Mai woman said with a strange expression.

"Haha, short-sighted! It won't be long before the old man will be able to return to the family~! What do you want when the time comes~? ”

Choi Sun-woo laughed smugly.

"What~? Sir, what you said is true~? ”

The Mai woman's voice rose an octave, and she was extremely excited, and even used "you", which shows that she cares very much about this family identity.

"Of course! I can't tell you the specifics of the husband now, but you'll find out after a while! ”

"Uh-huh, come, sir, eat more!"

………………

"Madam, for my husband, I will go to Ba, today His Majesty specially summoned me to the morning court, so I may come back later, you eat lunch first, you don't have to wait for me!"

Cui Shanyou finished breakfast and was about to go out, of course, this Meizizi did not refer to the food Meizizi, but he received respect from his wife, and he could finally straighten his waist and be a man.

"Okay, sir, go slowly!"

The Mai woman said hurriedly.

"Hehe, silly tiger, let's go! Go to Ba! ”

Cui Shanyou waved his hand vigorously, and with a young man with a bent waist, he was ready to go out.

With Cui Shanyou's poor appearance, how can he afford horses and carriages~? So he got up early today, just because the distance was far away, so he had to leave early!

"Oops~!"

Cui Shanyou pushed open the dilapidated courtyard gate, and just took a step, he almost slid out of the "flight".

"Master, hehe, what's wrong with you~?"

The young man named "Silly Tiger" seems to have a real problem with his brain, his master has an accident, and he can still "hehe" giggle at this force, I really don't know how many episodes he can "live".

"It looks like I've stepped on something soft~! Silly tiger, please help me take a look, my eyes are not very good! Oops, the other foot stepped on too! ”

Cui Shanyou didn't care about the stupid tiger's inappropriate smirk, maybe he was used to it.

It's just that he moved around like this, and his other foot immediately stepped on a soft thing, and at this moment it was just dawning, and his old eyes were dizzy, so naturally he couldn't see anything clearly, so he could only ask the stupid tiger for help.

"Hehe, sir, I'll help you see!"

The silly tiger laughed and hurriedly ran over.

"Hurry up and see, what did you step on~? Could it be a poisonous snake~? ”

Speaking of this, Cui Shanyou immediately broke out in a cold sweat, even if it is a big man, he will be afraid of snakes!

"Hehe, no, sir, you've stepped on! Hey! ”

Stepped on! ! Finish!

Hey, hey, hey, your mother!

Cui Shanyou had a spartan face, even though he was used to the way of speaking of a stupid tiger, he still felt that the word "hehe" was extremely harsh at the moment.

"How can this be true? Outrageous! At the feet of the Son of Heaven, someone dared to pour such filth at the door of the old man's house! How unreasonable! ”

Cui Shanyou's anger trembled, his beard was about to rise, and anyone who was full of at the door couldn't stand it! But what made him even more unbearable was still to come.

"Hey, hey! Master, this is not someone else's, someone just pulled it, you see this is still hot! ”

It's hot! Blaze! This!

"Gash ~~Wow~~!"

It's no wonder that Cui Shanyou has a poor ability to bear it in his heart, it's really that this picture is so strong, Cui Shanyou couldn't help it anymore, ran to the corner of the wall, and began to vomit wildly, but in the process of running, he naturally inevitably stepped on a few more pieces of!

"Huh~? Sir, what's wrong with you? I'm not done yet! I can see that this is pulled by a child, you see, how thin this root is! Hey! ”

"Gross~~! Live... Shut up! Vomit~~~! ”

……...……......……

One day, when Xiao Ming went to the toilet, TMD smoked a cigarette and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat, so he spit on the poop, and then watched the saliva keep drawing, drawing, drawing, until it touched the poop, getting thinner, finer and thinner, and broken...... It bounced back into his mouth again, and then the whole person froze.

Quack~~ Do you think the old iron has a strong sense of picture!!

If you're eating when you read this chapter, the chivalrous man can only say sorry~~! 23333333

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