Chapter 313: Did You Eat in the Morning?

Cui Shanyou returned home in embarrassment and changed a pair of shoes, and he didn't care about taking another bath, so he hurriedly lit the lantern, bypassed the countless "mines" in front of the door, and went to the east gate of Chang'an with a "".

As for where the "mines" in front of the door came from, he didn't have time to investigate it now, and he wanted to wait until the early dynasty came back, and then go to the people of Wuhou Mansion and let them investigate!

If you let the old man know who is so lacking in virtue, you have to make you look good! Cui Shanyou thought hatefully in his heart.

"Oh~! That's great! Ha ha! Now you can buy candy and eat it~! ”

In the alley west of Cui Shanyou's house, there were more than forty and a half children gathered, and one of them, a shirtless and tiger-headed boy, jumped up excitedly and shouted after seeing Cui Shanyou's master and servant disappear.

"Haha, just now Old Man Cui stepped on my poop, can Xiao Wu get an extra 100 Wen bounty this time?"

A six- or seven-year-old boy dressed in rags and linen with a bun on his head dragged the slightly older boy just now and asked.

"Xiao Wu, it's so dark, how can you see clearly?"

The older boy asked depressedly.

"Of course you can see it clearly! If Brother Qi Nu doesn't believe it, you can go and see, Xiao Wu left a mark next to the poop, that place is half a step away from the door, Xiao Wu specially chose there, the old man must have stepped on it just now! ”

The little boy called Little Five heard that the big boy didn't believe him, and hurriedly pulled him to check closer.

"Hmm, let go, we'll wait here for Brother Biao to come over, and he'll talk about it later!"

The big boy hurriedly broke away from his hand, and he didn't want to suffer from the stinky "minefield"!

"Brother Biao is here~!"

"Brother Biao is here~!"

Suddenly two surprised voices sounded among the children, and then the crowd automatically divided into two sides, and a shirtless man walked over with two young people who were flowing in breath.

"Brother Biao Zi is good!"

"Brother Biao Zi is good!"

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More than forty children bent down to say hello to the big man in unison, looking like this big man, with a bunch of little children mingling in the rivers and lakes, quite funny.

"Well, yes, yes, I saw it on the side just now, you all did a good job, I Biaozi has always been a good talker, and I don't cheat your money, No, two hundred wen per person, let the doll stepped on by Old Man Cui reward another hundred wen! Lin Lao Er, send money! ”

Brother Biao stuck his waist and shouted in a thick voice.

"Yes, Boss!"

A small attendant hurriedly answered.

"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"

"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"

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When the little kids heard that they were really going to pay money, they all jumped up excitedly.

"Quiet and quiet! Don't mess with others! ”

Biao Zi hurriedly roared, and then said: "Today, you go back, one by one, you are all trying to eat for Lao Tzu, if you want to, you will hold it for Lao Tzu, and in the morning, we will come to Old Man Cui again to have a meal!" At that time, it will still be at this price, have you heard it clearly? ”

"Hear me clearly!"

Hearing that they could earn another amount of money tomorrow, the children hurriedly agreed. You only need to pay a lump of "Xiang", you can get a few hundred Wen income, if you don't agree to such a good deal, isn't there a problem with your head?

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The same thing happened in other corners of Chang'an City almost at the same time, Tang Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, and Sikong Linghao, the seven doctors of Guozijian who wrote together with Cui Shanyou to impeach Li Zexuan, all of them were subjected to Yang and "glided" one after another.

"Nine days to open the palace, all nations to worship the crown"

Chang'an is located on the bank of the Wei River and the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains.

There are no rivers in Chang'an, only canals that connect the city with suburban rivers, and man-made or natural pools such as Qujiang Pond. Outside Chang'an City, there is a river, which is Wei, Jing, Feng, Waterlogging, Wei, Zhu, Chan, Ba eight rivers, which is what people often say "eight rivers around Chang'an"!

Therefore, in terms of transportation, Chang'an, as the capital of the empire, is extremely developed in both water and land transportation.

Bahe River originates in Lantian County, is located in the east of Chang'an City, on both sides of the Baqiao, builds embankment for five miles, plants willow ten thousand trees, and the visitors shoulder the hub, which is the magnificence of Chang'an. Whenever the spring is full of joy and the spring breeze is blowing, the catkins are flying all over the sky, and the smoke is cloudy, which has become a major landscape of Chang'an Baqiao. There is a wharf in the Bahe River, and there is also a post station, called "Ba Ting", where people mostly greet guests, say goodbye, and break off the branches and willow branches to give away.

Li Zexuan also came to Bashang a long time ago, he was very speechless to Li Er in his heart, why did he want to make a "Beijing officials of the fifth grade and above come to Bashang to see off the army"? Isn't it good to have more than five grades? Li Zexuan felt that he was being targeted.

Alas, a good double vacation period, it's so cold! Shouldn't you also suggest to Li Er one day to bring the two-day holiday system to the court? After all, the "government workers" in the previous life also needed to rest on weekends!

"Haha, you kid really haven't seen you in a long time! If I don't go to you, you don't know how to take the time to say hello to me? ”

There was a huge force on his shoulder, if it weren't for Li Zexuan's relatively stable discing, it was estimated that he would be slapped into the river, and he didn't need to look at it, such an unobtrusive thing would only be done by the Great Demon King Cheng.

"Uncle Cheng's lesson is that the kid is not thoughtful! Another day, please come to the house with Uncle Qin to eat and drink! ”

Li Zexuan was quite helpless about this crazy and "disrespectful" Cheng Yanjin, so he could only follow his words and say.

"Hey! No need to change the day~! Count the days, your kid is about to get married, and when the time comes, I will go to your house for a big meal! Haha, you kid is not allowed to hide his private interests at that time, and you have to serve all the good wine and food to the old man! ”

Cheng Yanjin patted Li Zexuan's shoulder and laughed.

"Zhijie, how can you do this?"

Qin Qiong on the side couldn't help frowning.

"Hey, Second Brother Qin, this kid is also his own family, what else do you need to be polite to him? Hey~? What does it taste like? Why does it stink so much! ”

Cheng Biting Jin smelled a foul smell as he spoke, he sniffed his nose and turned his head to look around, trying to find out the source of the smell.

Li Zexuan also smelled it, his eyes were sharp, and he saw Cui Shanyou, Tang Qingliu, Sima Minglang and others walking towards this side, he smiled knowingly, pulled Cheng Biting Jin's sleeve, and then held his breath, stepped forward and smiled:

"Yo~! Isn't this Dr. Cui, Dr. Tachibana, and Dr. Sima? How many of you are early~? ”

"Well, Li Siye, you're early!"

Cui Shanyou was not in a good mood today, he just pretended to arch his hand, said a simple greeting, and then stopped wanting to speak.

The rest didn't even say a word, just arched their hands.

Li Zexuan didn't care about it on his face, but in his heart he was cursing these people for stabbing the knife in the back, Mu Youxiao JJ, he suddenly pinched his nose and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Hmm, hey~~!" Dr. Cui, why do you smell so bad, did you eat in the morning? ”

Did you eat in the morning? Eating? ?

Li Zexuan's scream was relatively loud, Cheng Biting Jin was close and heard it most clearly, Lao Cheng's eyes widened in shock, pinched his nose, and pointed at Cui Shanyou and others: "Phew, it's insulting to Sven, you are insulting to Sven, you are insulting to Sven, you even eat!" Vomit~~! It's so stinky, I can't stand it! ”

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(End of chapter)