"Childe, are you alright?" Lu Zhongqian walked in, "The master seems to be angry, what happened?" ”

"It's okay, he likes to get angry, for a little sesame mung bean. By the way, why do you like to memorize poems so much? Don't you think it's boring? ”

"No, every poem is a story, it's funny."

"The story? But that's someone else's story, not your own, what's the point? Ay! Today I made up a story of my own, and it turned out to be like a stinky salted fish compared to Lu Fangweng's story. ”

"Young master, salted fish also has a day to turn over! Besides, don't you call yourself 'poetry'? There will always be no poles. ”

"Well, as long as you can talk, no wonder you like the lord so much."

"How can the master like me, he likes you! He scolded you for your own good, you really should read more! ”

"What? You want to teach me a lesson, don't you? "Stone waved his arms,

"No, no, no, I'm leaving!" Lu Zhongqian ran faster than the wind.

The stone slapped twice on the poetry collection that caused him trouble, and was furious: "Hmph! Concubine Shu won't give me such a hard and hard thing to chew! It's still good to me! Go play! ”

Bao Tiannu, Li Zigang and Yongmen Guang received the orders of their masters, did not dare to slack off, traveled day and night, and came to the capital on the morning of the third day. Immediately after returning the horses at the carriage near the city gate, they entered the city.

Passing through the city gate was already a different scene. The traffic was busy, people came and went, shouting, laughing, and noisy sounds were intertwined, which was more lively than the eight hundred disciples of Shennong Palace practicing martial arts together.

Li Zigang unknowingly fell behind, and he was also separated from his senior brothers.

"What about the second junior brother?" Bao Tiannu turned his head and asked Yongmen Guang, who was following him closely.

"I don't know, it's in the back!" Yongmen Guang answered the senior brother's question in his mouth, but his eyes did not leave all kinds of rare things that he had never seen before.

"Stop, don't look! Before Master's explanation has been done, you even want to start having fun! ”

"No, I'm just looking at ......" Without waiting for Yongmen Guang to explain, Bao Tiannu roared angrily: "Go and call Li Zigang over!" Yongmen Guang turned around, rolled his eyes, and ran back with great reluctance.

As soon as Li Zigang entered the city, he fell into a world of various novelties. From Suizhou to Ying

Vasher's only exit was crowded, and people were pushing and shouting, as if they were going to rush in to put out the fire.

The shop next to it was empty, not even the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper. It is estimated that they were also irresistibly involved in the roar exposed by Vasheri.

At the entrance of Vasher floated a majestic bright red flag with four gilded characters "Women's Sumo".

Next to the banner was a bells and whistles, about the size of a big man with a tiger's back. It depicts two menacing women with broad shoulders and round waists, bent over, with their legs spread apart, staring at each other viciously like two fighting bulls.

Next to one woman was written the words "Zhu Shuiyue", and next to the other woman was written the words "Miao Xiumei". It is estimated that their parents want their daughter to be tender and charming, and to be a good wife and mother. Not wanting to backfire, they became the tigresses and lioness in the arena.

Li Zigang has never seen Vasheri perform. Although Vashe flourished in the Song, Yuan, and early Ming dynasties, this form of entertainment was generally only available in large places.

Shennong Palace is located in a remote area, and Li Zigang has never been out of Suizhou, but he learned from the mouth of the senior brothers who were lucky enough to go out to do things for the master. What his brothers and sisters saw was a play performed by Vasheri, which was nothing compared to how interesting the women's sumo was.

He wouldn't let go of this opportunity, and he had no reason to let it go, because he had completely forgotten that there were still two brothers waiting for him, and there were still unfinished tasks waiting for him.

Li Zigang put away the folding fan in his hand and pinned it to his waist, which he had just bought in order to integrate into the capital and be a vassal of Fengya.

He walked over to the outer layer of the crowd and took a deep breath. With his kung fu, it would not be difficult to pass through these flat-headed people who were at best a little brute force.

Although Li Zigang has no heart and lungs and has a stubborn personality, he is a martial arts idiot. In Shennong Palace, his kung fu is considered to be the top level. Except for his master Nong Qingyun's skills above him, no junior brother is his opponent.

Nong Tieshu has never competed with his brothers, so Li Zigang has never won or lost with her. However, he felt that his kung fu must be better than Nong Tieshu.

In front of him was a slender woman, and if he pushed it again, he was afraid that she would fall apart, so he sought another breakthrough.

A man bared his teeth and claws, shouting that he had already come to the queue, why he couldn't buy a ticket. Li Zigang gently patted him on the shoulder, his hands dancing wildly in the air fell like chaff, and his body fell to one side, leaving a huge gap.

Li Zigang stepped over, and he used the same technique to make those who he didn't like to make a way for him. Finally he stepped through the gates of Vasher.

It was only in the washer that Li Zigang saw that it was originally made of wood. All around it, as well as on top of it, were sealed, except for one door, the one he had entered.

The Vasheen is divided into three sections, with a carved fence in the center, in which two women are wrestling. Outside the fence are eight laps of seats, and hundreds of spectators are waving small flags and shouting for their bets.

One corner of the Vasher was tightly fenced, leaving an exit without a door, and only a silk scarf with an image of the god hung to obscure the view from the fence.

After a quick glance at the scene in Vasheri, Li Zigang's eyes moved to the two female sumo wrestlers and never left.

These two female sumo wrestlers are even thicker and taller than the strongest male disciples of Shennong Palace, their arms are as thick as ordinary people's legs, and their legs are like stone pillars in front of the courtyard of a wealthy family, deeply rooted in the ground, and no one can shake them.

Their violently undulating breasts are like a rough ocean, not a towering mountain, for their bellies are unrelentingly expanded, and their breasts and abdomen are joined together, so vast that there is no end in sight.

Their slightly pouting buttocks deserve the power of overwhelming the mountains and seas, and ordinary people will never dare to dangle on their sides, lest they be crushed by the stone mill like soybeans.

They wore short-sleeved shirts and shorts, and a four-finger-wide belt was tied around their waists to split their bodies in two.

Li Zigang's jaw was stunned and didn't close for a long time. He was amazed at the shallowness of his knowledge and the barrenness of his hometown.

How can a woman grow like this? Is there such a stunner in the capital?

My hometown is so poor that there is never so much food to raise such a big ass, such a big breast, such a wide waist, and such thick limbs!

"Boom!" A lifetime of thunder and a rise from the ground.

Zhu Shuiyue's right leg made Miao Xiumei trip, Miao Xiumei dodged lightly, Zhu Shuiyue's center of gravity was unstable, and her feet jumped off the ground, so as to avoid falling to the ground. But when she jumped, the whole Vashe seemed to shake, and the wooden beams made a "creaking" sound.

Miao Xiumei sneered, crossed her hands on her waist, and proudly admired Zhu Shuiyue's ugliness.

Zhu Shuiyue's face was flushed, she bit her lip, pounced on Miao Xiumei like a tiger, grabbed her shoulder with one hand, and reached forward with the other hand, grabbing the wide belt behind Miao Xiumei, trying to lift her up.

Miao Xiumei immediately pressed one hand against Zhu Shuiyue's armpit, and grabbed Zhu Shuiyue's wide belt with the other. The two sides restrained each other, motionless, and unfolded the shape of a "human".

After a cup of tea, there was still no one to attack. Zhu Shuiyue wanted to try to break the situation many times, but Miao Xiumei was as stable as Mount Tai, as long as she used some more force, she would lose her balance first.

The audience began to shout and boo.

Zhu Shuiyue obviously couldn't hold her breath, I don't know if it was because she lost the last game, this time she had to get it back, or if she was impatient by nature, she let go of the hand on Miao Xiumei's shoulder, and her hammer-like chest thrust forward, breaking the pattern of stalemate.

Miao Xiumei's body just shook slightly, and she immediately seized the opportunity to rush forward. Zhu Shuiyue dodged sideways, and her left hand still grabbed Miao Xiumei's belt. But Miao Xiumei was forced to loosen Zhu Shuiyue's belt.

Miao Xiumei panicked and leaned over to grab her belt. Zhu Shuiyue jumped up, and Miao Xiumei's back was in full view.

Zhu Shuiyue pressed against the back of Miao Xiumei's neck, pushed forward, and grabbed the belt with her left hand and sent it forward.

"Good! Good! Li Zigang clapped his hands and shouted. The seated and standing spectators cheered in unison. The sound rushed to the roof and walls and was pushed back again, buzzing in their ears.

"Why don't you applaud?"

Li Zigang heard a person on the seat next to him scream as if he had been stung by a poisonous insect.

This man is the stone.

After being reprimanded by Li Shanchang, Shi was sullen and ran to the street to have fun. The women's sumo wrestling in the empty alley attracted him like the sweetest honey in the world.

Although the seats had long been sold out, he still paid twice the amount of silver for the ticket price with his three-inch tongue, and finally let a miser who had finally wanted to be generous give up his seat.

"They both have nothing but meat! It's not exciting at all, I wasted two taels of silver, I might as well go home and watch my two sows fight! A man with a full face frowned, extremely distressed, stood up and wanted to leave, but sat down again, thinking about the two taels of silver spent, and was unwilling to finish the performance.

"What, you......" Stone was speechless in astonishment, tilting his head and looking at the fleshy man like a monster.