Chapter 18: The Trouble
"She, when she puts her on the shoulder, she can push her back with her elbow! And also...... Why didn't she kick her? "The people with meaty faces are dancing with their hands and arguing with reason.
"Hahaha! Hahaha! You're laughing at me, is it the first time you've watched sumo? ”
"Well, if I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have spent that unjust money, and I wouldn't be able to earn two taels of silver by selling meat for three days!"
"Don't be wronged, it's worth the money. Let me tell you, you don't understand the rules of this sumo wrestling match. If you know the rules, you know how good they are. ”
"Rules? Are there rules for fighting? ”
"It's not a fight, it's a serious entertainment culture!" The stone is solemn, righteous and righteous,
"There was this kind of performance in the Qin and Han dynasties, and it was called Jiaodu, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty especially liked Jiaodu. Have you noticed that they often put their heads together, like the horns of a cow and a ram's horn together? They are not allowed to kick or hurt each other's heads, nor to use fists, elbows, or knees, but to fall, pull, push, press, or stumble. You'll understand it after watching a few more shows. Also, except for the soles of the feet, anything else touching the ground is considered a loss. ”
"What, so many rules? No wonder it doesn't look wonderful at all! ”
"What nonsense? If you like to watch jousting, go to other Vasher! Stone withdrew his gaze with disdain, sat upright, and waited for the next game, ignoring the unreasonable butcher.
The stone did not convince the butcher, but persuaded Li Zigang.
Li Zigang nodded frequently. Before listening to the stone explain the rules, he also didn't know anything about sumo. He applauded because he was good at seeing the good in others.
The fierce performances of the two female sumo wrestlers, the great power and the speed of their movements, all impressed him.
He pondered the question of whether he could fight like them even though he was restrained. In the eyes of him, a martial arts expert, such restrictions not only did not make their performances inferior, but even more exciting.
The two female sumo wrestlers took one side each by the fence and rested for about two teas. In the meantime, some people came in and out of the silk towel with the statue of the god, brought tea and water, and wiped their sweat.
"Choke!" A gong sounded, and the game began again.
Li Zigang's curious gaze retracted from all directions, and gathered on the bodies of the two female sumo wrestlers. Knowing the rules, this time he will have to learn more sumo techniques, which may be used to improve his kung fu. He held his breath, not wanting to miss a single action.
"Let's go!" Suddenly, there was a hard push on his shoulder. He looked sideways, and his senior brother Bao Tiannu's eyes were wide open, and his two thick black eyebrows were raised high, like an upside-down axe, and he was angry.
"Senior brother, wait a minute, I'll take a look!" Li Zigang didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, turned his head, and left the back of his head to his senior brother, as if the two female sumo wrestling matches could be completed between one breath and one breath, as if his senior brother could wait patiently for him to finish watching the performance.
"Li Zigang, if you don't leave again, don't blame me for being unkind to you!" Bao Tiannu did not relax with Li Zigang a little because he was away from home.
Yongmen Guang also squeezed to their side at this time, his eyes stared at the two trembling fat wrestling in disbelief, and he said unintentionally: "Second senior brother, this is nothing to look at......"
"They have a stunt, you wait!" Li Zigang said hurriedly, not even looking back.
"Stunt? I think it's a small skill of carving insects! Bao Tiannu let out a low roar.
"Insect carving skills?" Stone got up from his seat, "You go up and challenge!" Don't think that if you speak like a dragon with a wide mouth and eyes that reach to your temples and can see six ways, you will look down on sumo wrestlers. I bet you can't beat them, even if you're a man and they're a woman! ”
Originally, Bao Tiannu's several consecutive roars had already alarmed the nearby audience, but now that the stone said this, the sound of coaxing was endless.
Bao Tiannu was furious, he was originally proud of the authentic kung fu of Shennong Palace, and regarded the skills of these folk artists as if they were clogs. Now that he is said to be worthless by the stone, he can't even beat a woman, how can he swallow this breath.
Bao Tiannu kicked his feet and flew into the field.
Without saying a word, Bao Tiannu kicked Zhu Shuiyue with three consecutive legs.
Zhu Shuiyue panicked, dodged and dodged, only avoiding the first one, and the other two kicked her hips and back hard. She spat blood from her mouth and fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Miao Xiumei put aside her previous enmity and stepped forward without hesitation. She stretched out her leg to trip Bao Tiannu, but Bao Tiannu rose into the air and swept out a kick towards Miao Xiumei.
The stunned referee was only now waking up, slamming the gong in his hand and shouting, "Pause, pause!" ”
Bao Tiannu landed steadily, standing calmly in the center of the fence. The few kicks just now vented the anger in his heart, and the people who despised him on the field also saw his power, and he made a face for Shennong Palace, although no one knew that he was from Shennong Palace.
The referee frowned and hesitated. He was afraid of the audacity just now, if Bao Tiannu kicked him just now, I am afraid he would not even be able to hold the gong.
But the audience was silent, and all the eyes of expectation were focused on him. If he doesn't do something, then he's going to have to dig a hole and get into the ground.
He thought about all his loved ones, and in the end he decided to dedicate his life to the great cause of sumo wrestling. He behaved calmly, walked up to Bao Tiannu, and said, "You, who are you?" ”
"Humph!" Bao Tiannu didn't know whether to report himself or not. He won heartily just now, and he naturally wanted to show the name of Shennong Palace. However, this time he came to Beijing to complete the task assigned to him by his master, and he must not cause trouble.
"You've broken the rules!" The referee gave a warning.
"Where did the hooligan play come from?" Stone was indignant and stood in his seat and shouted. He had always been a fan of sumo wrestling performances and competitions, and today he saw for the first time that someone dared to insult sumo wrestling, so he was so angry that he jumped on a chair.
Li Zigang had a good impression of this young man who had just explained the rules of sumo, and he was afraid that the senior brother would be unfavorable to this young man, so he quickly pulled him down and said, "Shhhhhh Don't scream, beware of you being beaten flat by him! ”
"I'm not afraid!" Before the words fell, there was another loud bang on the stage. I saw Zhu Shuiyue sitting on the ground, her legs tightly wrapped around Bao Tiannu's calves, and her arms hugged his thighs, making him unable to move.
Miao Xiumei hugged Bao Tiannu's upper body. The two of them tied Bao Tiannu like ropes.
"Good!" Stone was ecstatic, he didn't expect the situation to turn so quickly. The audience who reacted also applauded one after another.
Li Zigang turned his head to Yongmen Guang and said, "What should I do with my junior brother?" "Although he is a senior brother, Yongmen Guang is a junior brother. But like a child, he doesn't know how to deal with problems, and he has to ask his brother about everything.
"Uh......" Yongmen Guang looked at Li Zigang, and then at Bao Tiannu on the stage. Bao Tianu writhed a few times, trying to break free from the restraints. However, the locking skills of the two female sumo wrestlers were unprecedented, and Bao Tiannu was like a trapped beast in a cage, and at this time he had no exit except for a terrible howl.
"Save Senior Brother!" Yongmen Guang is categorical, and the friendship of the same door overcomes everything. He crossed over the heads of the audience and landed beside Bao Tiannu. Li Zigang also didn't wait for a moment to come to the center of the fence.
The referee saw two men descend from the sky and concluded that their martial arts were extraordinary, and the regained confidence was shattered. He stood there like a puppet, unaware of the noise of the people around him.
"Senior brother, come and save me!" Bao Tiannu writhed with difficulty, his voice as if it had been transmitted from his toes to his throat, twisting and turning.
Yongmen Guang swung out a palm and hit Zhu Shuiyue on the back. Despite her buffalo-like back, which was extremely well defensive, she leaned forward and spat out a mouthful of blood.
When Li Zigang was also about to draw a gourd and wave his palm at Miao Xiumei, a person rushed out of the closed mysterious corner and shouted loudly: "Stop!" "He was in his early twenties, handsome, tall and strong, and he didn't have a single piece of flesh on him.
"Shuiyue, Xiumei, let him go!" In the blink of an eye, he was in front of several people.
Zhu Shuiyue and Miao Xiumei's eyes were bloodshot, their nostrils were larger than usual, and the corners of their mouths were bloodstained. They both shook their heads at the same time.
"Let go, I'll compare with him, lest others say that we are cheating on sumo!" The man's face was full of righteousness.
At this time, the stone also walked through the crowd with great difficulty, and came to the platform. He stood on the side of sumo wrestling without hesitation, fearing that anyone would be hurt, and resolutely rushed to the stage despite the fact that he only had fists and legs.
"You're sumo wrestling too?" The stone looked at him in astonishment. He often came to the house to see shows or rings, never saw this man, and he didn't look like a sumo.
"Li Shilu, do you really want to compare with him?" The referee was pleasantly surprised to find a savior, and stumbled to Li Shilu's side.
"Hmm!" Li Shilu calmly nodded firmly.
"You two let him go!" The referee ordered Zhu Shuiyue and Miao Xiumei.
They threw down their heavy arms, and with heavier hearts, slowly moved away. But they didn't take a few steps, stopping to the side, ready to strike.
Bao Tiannu let out a long breath, and then moved his muscles again. He didn't expect that he would have such a moment of restraint in his lifetime, and he was still overwhelmed by two such strange women.
"Your Excellency, how do you want to fight? Sumo rules or no rules? "Li Shilu is polite.
"I don't understand your rules! Of course, there are no rules, and if you can win, you are the winner! In contrast, Bao Tiannu was rude, drawing boos from the audience.