Chapter 50: 67 It's calm again!
When I finished bathing, I was immediately regained my full energy!
"Haha! Comfortable! It's still comfortable for the ancients! "It was a bath and a massage, and I fell in love with the life of the ancient landlord more and more.
When I returned to the bedroom, I found that the award and Xiaoling were still in the quilt and couldn't come out. I had no choice but to ask, "Both! Aren't you hungry? Do you want to have dinner? ”
I took a shower for a full hour, and now it's getting dark.
As soon as the award on the bed heard that he was going to have dinner, he immediately sat up, completely ignoring the light in front of him, and said to me, "Dinner? Do you still eat the noon kind? ”
I glanced at it and saw that there was really nothing to see, so I said, "Noon? What happened at noon? Did you eat anything good at noon? ”
At this time, Xiaoling also sat up, but she was smart and knew how to cover herself tightly with a quilt, and then said, "I didn't eat anything too delicious!" It's just noon that she~ uh! It was the young grandmother who came over and said that the young master, you can come back today, all the small pots and spoons casually made a table of dishes, and entertained her~ Eh, entertained the young grandmother and the wife of the Cheng family! ”
Forehead! It turns out that they only came here at noon!
"Alright! I see, what are we going to eat that night? ”
Xiao Ling hurriedly said, "Young Master! Let's have another meal of that 'Ling is queue'! ”
"What? Uh, do you mean a 'snack party'? ”
"Hmmm! Well! It's eating a lot of crunchy chips and cakes, and it's the kind that eats and drinks in bed! Xiao Ling said excitedly holding my arm, not caring at all about the eye blessing that the movement brought me.
"Huh! All right! Let's have a snack party for dinner today! After I glanced at it, I quickly looked at Xiao Ling's face and said.
"Oh! That's great! Ha ha! After listening to me, Xiaoling and the maids cheered together, although the award didn't understand what the so-called 'snack party' meant, but when she heard that there was food, she also cheered. Then the big grass and the small grass, the big flowers and the small flowers, together with the big trees and small trees, took off their clothes and went to bed, and they all got into the quilt, staring at me with big eyes and began to look at me.
"Huh! Why undress? You guys seem to have some misunderstanding of the word party! I watched speechlessly as the maids got into bed, and I could only shake my head and sigh.
Then, under everyone's gaze, I walked out of my bedroom, ready to find a place to cross back to the mall. As a result, as soon as I came out of the bedroom, I heard the cheers inside even more enthusiastic, and I could even hear the sound of the award and Xiaoling discussing what snacks were delicious.
I shook my head, crossed back to the mall in the side room, pushed a trolley, and began to sweep through the snack area.
"Whew! Fortunately, the goods in the mall can be restored! Otherwise, just these few maids can eat up the supermarket! "I pushed a cart of snacks back to the bedroom and piled them all on the bed, so that the maids began to eat happily.
"Alas! This bedding is going to be woe again! Forget it, if they're happy, let's celebrate my escape! After I put down the snacks, I watched the maids eat snacks wildly, and silently mourned for the bedding on the bed for a minute.
I walked out of the bedroom, and after a few trips back and forth between the bedroom and the supermarket, snacks, cakes, various fruits, and a large number of pre-mixed cocktails were all moved into the bedroom. By the way, I also sent a cart of snacks and drinks to the outer house, and after letting the little black gang add a few charcoal braziers to the bedroom, I also got into bed and began to drink drinks and wine together, eat snacks and cakes, and carnival together.
Hey! Of course, the eye blessing is also a feast!
It wasn't until the middle of the night that I got drunk and fell asleep. The next morning, I opened my eyes and found that the award was lying in my arms on my left, and Xiaoling was lying in my arms on my right. "Huh! Hug left and right! Is this a sweet dream? I pulled out my arm slightly, and then pinched my arm slightly, yes! It hurts a little, it's not a dream to see it!
"Huh! The award is so running away from my arms? "I'm a little confused.
"Oh! Probably because we're already husband and wife! I shook my head and sat up, and subconsciously touched my body, well, it's still safe." Woo woo~ haven't grown up yet! Alas~~"
After I got up and got out of bed, Dacao just walked in with a basin of water, and after waiting for me to wash up, I quickly walked out of the bedroom and decided to continue exercising, so that my body could develop quickly!
I stood in the courtyard and shouted the slogan and did a whole broadcast gymnastics "The Times is Calling" before I finished my work and took a breath.
"Alas! The body is still so bad that even if I do radio gymnastics, I will be tired and panting! As soon as I finished complaining about myself, I heard the award behind me say to me, "Husband! Are you dancing? ”
Husband? Although this husband's cry still made my heart move, when I turned around, I found that the award was squatting on the wall, looking at me.
Looking at the way the award seemed to call me 'husband' softly, if she hadn't been squatting on the wall, I would have been really seduced.
"Huh! Ahem! Awards! Husband~Eh! I'm exercising that! ”
After listening to me, a somersault flipped down, fell in front of me and said, "Exercise? Can you call a workout if you don't have to dance? Why don't you let me show you? After speaking, the award reached out and touched his back, directly took out a short stick, and then after taking a posture, he shook his head at me and continued: "Look how I exercise!" ”
After saying that, the prize began to go crazy and began to wave like crazy with a short stick!
Looking at the short stick in the hand of the prizer, I suddenly felt a dull pain in the back of my head.
"Huh! It's a little familiar to look at this stick like this! It seems that there are some unpleasant memories! ”
I watched the award dance like crazy, but my heart began to recall the stick in the hand of the award.
Before I could remember why I paid so much attention to the baton, the prize was already over.
Then he walked directly in front of me without panting, interrupted my thinking and said, "How is it!" Husband! How did I do with this set of wind splitting sticks? ”
"Random splitting of the wind stick? I think it's really vivid! I replied subconsciously.
"Do you want to learn it? What can I teach you? ”
"Oh! All right! I want to learn! I replied.
I really want to learn it, although the award just now is really not very good-looking, but it does look like a tiger! Just because the short stick can swing so loudly in the wind, I already feel that this stick is extraordinary.
After hearing me say that I wanted to learn, my face became serious, and then he said to me: "Since you want to learn, then you take a step first!" ”
"Huh? Zama step? I asked suspiciously, "Is there anything to do with the stick method you just had?" ”
"Less nonsense! Of course it's related! The next plate is the foundation of all hard work! Quick, Zama step on! ”
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In the end, after struggling for a long time, the award finally ended the ravages on me, and I was also disappointed in the fragility of my body.
"Huh! You'd better study hard in the future! It's okay, you still continue to dance that dance of yours~ Huh! It's 'gymnastics' to go! Kung Fu or something, you don't have to count on it. The award shook his head and said.
"Okay!" I nodded, but I was really disappointed in my physical fitness, and I couldn't even do Zama walking! I'd better insist on doing morning exercises or doing tai chi or something later! Kung Fu really isn't for me!
After breakfast, the prize took me into the room and began to tell me what had happened in the past few days. When I told the prize about what happened to me in the past few days and my revenge, the prize was amazed for a while. Subsequently, the award told me everything that happened at her home.
It turned out that in order to save my life, the Cheng family deliberately advanced the wedding date between the award and me to 1 month ago, that is to say, on the official records, I have been married to the award for more than a month, and the witness turned out to be Qin Qiong. I really didn't expect another big man to appear, and he directly helped me commit perjury.
The rest is my identity, and now I am also a relative of the Cheng family, not a commoner, and a member of the nobles, although it is a relative of the lowest level.
In the end, the Cheng family stopped most of the responsibility for me, and the award also comforted me by saying that she couldn't get out of bed after beating the prince Li Tai personally.
"Hey, hey! I deliberately blocked him three times in a row, and each time I broke one of his ribs! And the third time, I deliberately knocked out two of his front teeth and breathed a sigh of relief for the door of our house! The award proudly showed off.