"Alas! Poor Li Tai! I knew that he would be so miserable, why should I take revenge myself! As a result, I folded myself in! ”

After listening to Li Tai's tragedy, I secretly sighed for myself in my heart.

After exchanging information with me for the past few days, I knew that this matter was completely over. But I owe a lot of love to the Cheng family! In order to help me, the Cheng family even married me directly, and specially asked Qin Qiong to help with perjury. And I was also taught a lesson by Li Shimin, and I was also extorted from a motorcycle and the formula for gunpowder.

When I had finished sighing, he suddenly pulled me and asked me to show her, 'How I destroyed the gates!' And he asked me to show her what it looked like to be a year beast that would grow bigger and smaller, with fiery eyes, a hard body, and a thunderous roar."

"Huh! Where did you hear this rumor? 'Year Beast', do you think I can control that legendary monster? ”

Listen to me. After looking up and thinking about it, he copied out the short stick from behind him, and then said to me: "The story of you riding the Nian Beast has been spread all over the surrounding Zhuangzi, and besides, Lantian's husband has also seen it with his own eyes!" Prize paused, waved her short stick at me, and then bared her pretty little tiger teeth and said to me, "What! Don't you want me to see it? ”

That's a threat! I smiled at me as I watched the award swing its baton. I subconsciously touched the back of my head and decided that it would be better to agree.

I told the prize winners that it was best to find a place where there were no people and away from the crowd so that they wouldn't continue to cause trouble. So the prize came over and put his arm around my waist, and then ran directly, and left the house with me, and after running with me for a long time, he came to a somewhat familiar cave.

"Huh! I remember why I keep looking at the short stick of the award and the back of my head hurts! "Looking at this cave, I finally remembered what the prize had knocked me out.

I turned to the award that was waiting for me to perform, and said, "Win the prize! Please don't knock me out again in the future, if you need to, just use what you say, and I'll listen! ”

The award nodded and said, "Okay! You see I've changed it now, and this time I'm running with you, which is much more comfortable than running with you before! ”

Forehead! It's an unbearable past again!

I tried to check the topic, not wanting to recall those tragic memories again: "Uh! Awards! Are you going to see the 'Year Beast' first? Or do you want to look at the weapon that blew up the city gates? ”

"Weapons? The gates were blown up by weapons? Is there such a powerful weapon? "The award seems to be a little more interested in weapons.

Seeing the award like this, I asked her to wait for a while, and after looking left and right to see that there was no one else, I went back to the mall in front of the award, took out the remaining firecracker from last time, and took the lighter, and then crossed back to Datang.

"Look! That's it! "I handed the firecrackers to the prize.

The award was stunned to look at the firecracker that suddenly flashed in my hand, as if she was a little stunned, and when I put the firecracker in her hand, she asked in surprise: "What did you just do?" Tricks? I see you snored as soon as you closed your eyes, and then this thing appeared directly in your hand, how the hell did you do it! ”

Forehead! Looking at the appearance of the award, I didn't expect the reaction of the award to be so big, after thinking about it, I decided to make up the award again according to the set of statements I told Li Shimin.

"Ahh Are you an immortal disciple? But why are you still so thin! After listening to my nonsense, he looked me up and down and said.

"Huh! Probably my immortal master belongs to the literati immortals! "I can only continue to make things up. But! What can I do? After all, this body has only been in my hands for more than a month, and who knows what kind of treatment this body has received before! Fragile and skinny.

After the award nodded, he put his attention back on the firecrackers.

After reading the prize, I pulled the prize to the side, then dug a pit of firecrackers and buried it under a big tree, lit the fuse, and ran to the cave with the prize. Fortunately, the lead was long enough, and the award was pulled away by me without resisting. After I stayed in the cave for about 1 minute, the firecrackers finally went off.

"Boom!" I didn't expect the award to be scared, but unfortunately, when the award pounced, my thin chest still couldn't support the brute force of the award, I was directly hit by the award and flew up, fortunately, the award reacted quickly, and before I hit the wall in the cave, I directly used my toes to touch the ground, and then unloaded the force, and gently put me on the ground......

After I took the award to see the tragic condition of the big tree, the award prize's eyes lit up, and the eyes were rolling around for a long time, but I didn't know what she was going to do.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, I've already handed in the gunpowder formula, this can be excused to be left, if you still want the prize, let her go to the emperor to ask for it!

I nodded, and after thinking of an excuse, I crossed back into the mall again, this time directly taking out two motorcycles, ready to show off the prize.

Seeing the motorcycle suddenly appear next to me, the attention of the prize was diverted again.

"Li Hei! What is it! The award looked at the two motorcycles in front of him and asked.

I pointed to one of the small scooters and said, "This is the 'Year Beast' you are talking about." However, the last time it was seen, it had been confiscated by the emperor, and now these two are reserved. After finishing speaking, I rode directly on the small pedal, unscrewed the key to demonstrate the award, and after riding a short lap, I got off the bike, took the hand of the award, and helped the award to the small pedal, and taught it hand in hand.

Probably because I know how to do kung fu and ride a horse! The prize soon learned to drive a motorcycle. After I sighed, I said to myself in my heart, "Alas! How come all the geniuses I meet! Then Li Shimin is also a teacher, and this award is also a teaching! I don't have the sense of accomplishment that I must have taught the ancients to drive! ”

Watching the award skillfully turn in circles, I also stepped on another motorcycle, turned my head and said to the award: "Go!" Awards, let's go around together and go for a ride! ”

After saying that, I twisted the accelerator and drove straight forward in another prince's car. The award also started with me.

I took the award along the path and turned to the side of the road, and I saw a figure in front of me in the distance, so I went back with the award.

After returning to the outside of the cave again, I got off the bike with the unfulfilled prize, and then I returned with two bottles of drinks after dropping the bike back to the mall. He sat on the ground with the award and rested with his drink.

"Hmmm! It's sweet, and the taste is okay, but is there any wine? The kind that I made yesterday is good! Oh, and it's even better to have a snack! After drinking it in one gulp, he said to me.

Seeing that I hadn't had enough of the awards, I had to go back to the mall again and get some drinks and snacks. After handing these to the prize, he said, "Don't drink the wine, it's not good outside, if you want to drink it, go back and talk about it!" ”

After the snacks and drinks, he nodded in agreement, and then began to focus on the snacks.

After eating half of the prize, he slowed down and said to me, "Li Hei! That big year beast? Why don't you take it out! ”

"Huh! Why don't you call it husband? I asked deliberately.

The award gave me a blank look, and then pinched his voice and said, "Husband~ Let people see it!" After saying that, the award and I shivered at the same time, then looked at each other for a moment and laughed together.

"Haha! I didn't expect you to be able to make such a gentle voice! I laughed.

The award also smiled and said, "Haha! This is all taught by Cui Erniang, saying that this is the best plan to deal with you! ”

After listening to the awards, I decided that the next time I saw Aunt Cui, I must give her a big gift. Anyway, dealing with me in such a soft girl's way must be much more comfortable than the fist and foot kung fu taught by Aunt Pei! Fortunately, the Cheng family still has a gentle-looking Aunt Cui, which makes the award look like a soft girl.

After I finished laughing, I decided to meet the requirements of the next prize, and the province left a bad impression of 'soft girl tricks are not useful' to the award!

"Hmmm! That's it! ”。

I crossed back into the mall again, looking at the women's cars full of holes and the garbage trucks with just broken headlights and arrows on them.

After thinking about it, I decided that it would be better to take the garbage truck out and give it to the prize. At least I can look stronger, and this lady's car with a lot of holes poked out by iron guns all over my body, if I let the award see it, it should damage my tall image!