Chapter 242: Li Yuan drives

He even had some joy in his heart, and I had won the bet.

When the time comes, I will personally come to the door to withdraw the money, Feng'er should not blame my father? Hahaha......

Thinking of this, Li Shimin happily returned to his seat.

And Li Chengfeng also crossed Erlang's legs, leisurely watching the performance of Master Shikong.

"Phew, fake serious!"

Li Lizhi stood behind Li Chengfeng and scolded Master Shikong.

Li Shimin turned back suspiciously, and shouted: "Changle, don't be rude!" Who do you say? ”

Li Li saw that Li Shimin actually yelled at herself? She suddenly pursed her lips unhappily and said, "Hmph, forget it, anyway, if I tell my father, my father won't believe it!" ”

"Lizhi, as the princess of Changle of the Tang Dynasty, you have to lead by example, don't learn like your younger brother Li Chengfeng, do you know? Alas, I'm really afraid that one day, you will also become the temper of the wind, so how can I care about you! ”

Li Shimin's face showed a trace of helplessness.

This is the helplessness of being a father and teaching his son.

After all, Li Chengfeng was not born and raised in the palace since he was a child, and Li Chengfeng's personality is also fixed with the environment, so he has become this naughty and stubborn appearance.

If Li Chengfeng grew up in the palace since he was a child, Li Shimin felt that he would definitely be able to treat him well.

So he didn't want Li Lizhen to learn like Li Chengfeng.

"Okay, okay, watch the play, it's so hot, the old man still wants to go back to sleep after watching the play!"

Li Yuan said a little sullenly.

Because the weather was very hot, this master of air release actually released his Li Yuan's pigeons for half an hour? It can be said that it is unprecedented, but Li Shimin is still partial to Master Shikong? This made Li Yuan a little angry.

Li Yuan said a word, and Li Shimin didn't bother to interject.

After all, Li Yuan is his father, if Li Yuan gets angry, Li Shimin is still a little scared.

Then, Li Yuan turned his head to look at Li Chengfeng and said, "That grandson, your grandmother Empress Dou's electric fan is broken, when will you come to fix it?" ”

"Huh? Grandma's electric fan is broken? What now? Li Chengfeng asked.

Li Yuan replied, "It's in my house now, although that thing is easy to use and cool, it's just a bit troublesome!" ”

"Fei Ren?"

"yes, doesn't that mean you have to hand shake it to generate electricity? At the end of this day, there are no three or five people, do you still want to blow the wind? ”

"Haha, that's grandpa, your servant can't do it, my father-in-law Wu can blow the air for me all day long, but I now have solar batteries to charge and blow the air conditioner, so I don't need an electric fan, hahaha!"

Li Chengfeng laughed happily again, while Li Yuan was a little depressed.

Because Li Chengfeng said these high-tech, he didn't understand any of them, so it was in vain to ask.

"Forget it, Grandpa Gai Ming'er will go to your town's palace, and you can repair the electric fan for grandpa!"

"Okay, no problem!" Li Chengfeng made an OK gesture to Li Yuan.

……

Soon, the Master of Liberation began to do so.

His approach was simple, that is, lighting incense and candles, placing the sacrificial items, and putting on a formal robe.

Then he held the wooden fish in his left hand and a small wooden chimney in his right hand, and began to knock on the wooden fish here.

Master Shikong is still reciting some scriptures in his mouth, Li Shimin can't understand it, Li Chengfeng can't understand it, anyway, only Master Shikong knows what he reads, right?

"The scriptures are not like the scriptures, Sanskrit is not like Sanskrit, I am just thinking nonsense when I look at the old thief of liberation!"

"yes, isn't it just a mess!"

Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhen glanced at each other, and then the two looked at each other and smiled, with a shallow smile on their faces.

Anyway, next day, they just need to watch the show.

Li Chengfeng put a super invincible abdominal pain laxative in Master Shikong's meat jar, and Master Shikong will definitely not be able to stop when he pulls it after a while.

……

Li Shimin touched his beard, his eyes were bright, and he looked at the master of liberation in front of him.

According to this situation, the bet between himself and Li Chengfeng will definitely win!

"Hahaha, Feng'er, how do you see Master Shikong's rituals?"

Li Shimin looked at Li Chengfeng and asked with a smile.

Li Chengfeng said disdainfully: "Isn't it just beating with a wooden fish and circling around the altar?" What's so weird? Then I read some scriptures that no one could understand, and if I were me, I could too! ”

"Feng'er, don't mess around, Master Ren Shikong is a high-ranking monk of Tianshan Temple, and he is very famous in the area of Chang'an City!"

"That's all from person to person, everyone has heard that Tianshan Temple has a master of Shikong, and they think the name is good, so they think he is a master! If it's called a release master? A master of skin release? Master of urinary release? What about the Master of-Release? Father, listen to it, do you think these masters are good? ”

"Ding, from Li Shimin's confusion! Naughty +88! ”

"Ding, the smile from Wei Zheng, naughty value +99!"

"Ding, the laughing anger from Li Yuan, naughty value +102!"

……

In fact, Li Chengfeng wanted to list more examples, but after thinking about it, he still felt that it was over.

However, when Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the ministers on the side all laughed miserably.

Especially Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui, covering their stomachs and mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Because the names of those masters said by the Eighth Emperor Li Chengfeng are really funny, but now that Master Shikong is doing things, if they laugh out loud and be heard by the emperor, it will not be good.

Li Lizhi also blushed with laughter, and Li Yuan couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

This little clever ghost, there is a set of names, huh?

Unleash the Master? It sounds very energetic, released every day!

As for the latter ones, not to mention.

When he thought of it, Li Yuan laughed and his stomach hurt.

Li Shimin actually wanted to laugh, but in such a serious scene, he couldn't laugh.

As the emperor, if Li Shimin opened his mouth and smiled, then those ministers would definitely laugh together.

However, Li Yuan was laughing, because Li Shimin couldn't control Li Yuan, so he had to cough and said, "Father, do you remember anything funny?" ”

Li Yuan nodded and said, "Yes!" Remembered a funny thing, haha......"

"So, what is it about my father that makes you laugh so well?" Li Shimin asked again.

Li Yuan suddenly stopped smiling, looked at Li Shimin, and said: "I think of the things that I did with your mother Queen Dou digging in the budding rice field in those years, thinking back to that happy time, the old man is really happy!" ”

"In the bud rice field? What's there to be happy about? ”

"Huh? Without that experience, there would be no emperor of the Tang Dynasty today, do you feel happy or not, emperor? ”

"Ahem, father, Princess Changle is behind you......"

"Oh, then the old man won't talk about it!"

Li Yuan's instantaneous Li Shimin had nothing to say.