"Let me go, I'm begging you, I've been tossed like a puppet by you for two days in a row." Lu Zifei, who was extremely lacking in energy, begged for mercy from several old mothers.

"Young master, the first two days were just for today, if you endure it, you can't be sloppy today, how many people dream of being as beautiful as Childe today? You just stop for a while, and remember that when you are riding, you can't move too much when you smile on your face, otherwise your share of the face will be gone. ”

Lu Zifei in front of the mirror couldn't resist, as if he had lost his soul and let them use eighteen kinds of martial arts on his face, until a younger girl held a peony flower that he didn't know where to put it on his head, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

"If I am killed, I will not plant this flower, even if today's marriage is not concluded." If you think about how motherly a big man must be when he puts a flower on his head, there is such a custom for people in the Song Dynasty to get married, but I don't approve of it!

These people who specially dress up for him are the top makeup artists in Mingyue Building, Shi Xiang heard that his brother was in difficulty, so it was okay, dozens of old mothers stood in the yard and you could pick them at will, and these few rooms were still selected with the help of his own friends.

"My lord! Do you know how hard it took for this playboy? This is stolen from the emperor's imperial garden, and the peony flowers from other places at this time of year. ”

In the end, except for the illustration on his head, all the rest of Lu Zifei compromised, and he could feel that as long as the muscles on his face moved, the thick layer of powder would immediately fall off, and when he opened his eyes, his first impression was that painting such makeup at night would definitely scare a few people to death on the street.

Xue Ning came in and nodded with a smile on his face when he saw his son, telling him that it was almost time to go, Lu Zi stood up non-mechanically and wanted to sleep in the room, and only after taking two steps did he feel that something was wrong, today is not a drill, but a real battle!

Since he is not afraid of getting married, he will face it energetically, take out his good state, and give Mengyue a perfect explanation, wearing a bright red robe on his body, like the one in the middle.

"A few of you have come to see the groom, it's so tender! Zihua, you still said that you want to steal the limelight from Hanzhang, do you still have confidence now? ”

Han Jiang complained: "I still want to live a few more years, I don't want to die young, if you are tired of the world, you can try it, I think Hanzhang is very willing to meet your wishes." ”

Jia Di, who has always been silent, said: "I heard that there are many dignitaries and nobles in the capital who like to raise prostitutes, and if Hanzhang goes to apply for a job like this, I am sure it must be a hot item." ”

They really didn't react to this cold joke for a while, and it can't be said that they didn't react, and it wasn't too difficult to understand for a while, but they didn't expect Jia Dian to say a joke coldly.

Hanzhang held back a smile and said: "What Zhiru said is reasonable, in the future, if we can't get along, let Hanzhang sell his ass to support us." ”

"Zhiru, your character in my heart collapsed in an instant, and I am no longer the calm, calm, and unsmiling Zhiru."

Jia Dian said a little smugly: "It seems that my previous image in your mind is okay!" Do you recognize it now? ”

When it was time to leave, Lu Li and Shao Yong couldn't wait for the protagonist to come out, and when they got to the backyard, they saw this scene, and he was so angry that he said: "You guys are still playing, are you waiting for it to get dark to pick up your new daughter-in-law?" ”

The elder representative of the man is still Shao Yong, because his biological parents can't go, plus a partner, porter, and fresh clothes and angry horses killed the Cai family, and the best man in the Song Dynasty was called 'Yu', and 'Yu' includes a wide range, which can be relatives, friends, classmates, and his own brother.

The Cai family is also busy, and Ge is constantly shuttling in the team to send off relatives, because a lot of dowries go to the man to come out to see, she has to explain clearly to the people below, don't be embarrassed and thrown into her in-laws' house at that time.

Xiao Zi said with anticipation: "Miss, open it quickly, my uncle said that this set of clothes is specially created for marriage, and it is rare for us to open it." ”

Cai Mengyue has her own wedding dress, and it was prepared early, but yesterday afternoon, someone from the Lu family sent a set, and she didn't have time to look at it, her own idea was that it looked good and that one.

After the box was opened, the real expressions of several people in the room were exactly the same as the expressions of the black bear spirit when they first saw the brocade robe, and the old mother looked at the dowry in the box and said, "Miss, will it be taboo to wear this kind of clothes." ”

Xiao Zi gently stroked the wedding dress with her hand and murmured: "Miss, you are so happy, how can that idiom come about, what is called Feng Xia, you see why I can't remember it at this critical moment in my brain." ”

"Fengguan Xia, you little girl, who made you usually not good at reading." turned around and said to the old mother: "Since my uncle dares to send it, it must be nothing, so let's wear this!" That woman doesn't love beauty, not to mention that today is the biggest day in her life, a woman is a person who pleases herself, and she also wants her sweetheart to see her most beautiful face today.

"Miss, there's another note"

Cai Mengyue smiled when she saw it, it turned out that people had already thought of it, and it said, "I have already gone to the palace to consult the queen's mother, don't worry about wearing it boldly, it will be fine." ”

The faint sound of suona made several old mothers speed up the movements in their hands, Cai Mengyue didn't think as much as Lu Zifei thought in her heart, she was more expectant, shy and longing.

After the Cai family was ready, the Lu family's welcoming team also arrived, Lu Zifei stepped forward and was stopped by a group of children, took out the candy and copper coins prepared in advance and threw them at the children, and passed the first level easily.

The adults laughed and said nothing, they would not deliberately make it difficult for the greeting team, and they went all the way to the front of Cai Mengyue's boudoir, and the next step was to call the door, which was also the highlight of the entire greeting process.

A stout woman stood at the door of the boudoir, that guy had a bit of an imposing momentum, Han Jiang looked at this situation and said to the people around him: "Isn't the Cai family a scholarly family, why do you still get a military general to get married." ”

Shi Xiang is a person who has come over, he said: "Definitely not, if the military generals are definitely not this backing woman, I think they are afraid that we will forcibly rush in to find such a guard." ”

"Zihou, you go up and shout," Liu Chang said with a wicked smile.

"Why am I going, I'm the youngest, shouldn't I be the older?"

Jia Dian explained to him: "The three of them went out, the villain suffered, you don't understand the face, and you have a pleasing face, maybe they will let us in when they see you so pleased?" ”

Zhang Dian couldn't figure out that these people were obviously talking nonsense, but what they could still tell you was the Tao, and you must first occupy a favorable position when dealing with them in the future.

"You fellow scholars have been talking to each other for a while, and have you discussed any countermeasures?"

No, people still let go first, looking at the contemptuous expression, they didn't put this group of powerless scholars in their eyes, Liu Chang pulled Zhang Dan with his hand and stood at the front and said: "If you want to play literature or martial arts, our brothers will follow." ”

A group of big men were underestimated by a stupid woman, this is a man can't bear it, the door opened, and a delicate woman in green came out and said: "The sisters inside said, you are all scholars,

Playing martial arts is insulting, just play the text, sisters, each of you should make a makeup poem first, you can't plagiarize the predecessors, and you are not allowed to do limerick poems, we will give you the next topic after the poem is done, this is not difficult for you! ”

Han Jiang said: "Then there is no need to wait, we can start now." ”

The woman paused for a moment and said, "Then you read, we listen."

Lu Zifei didn't think about it and was the first to speak, "I don't know what night it is, urging the balcony to get closer to the mirror." Who said that hibiscus is planted in the water, and a branch is opened in the bronze mirror. After reading it, I heard the cheers of the people on the side, obviously impressed by the groom's style and quick thinking.

"A talented and beautiful woman, sell paintings and buy new poems, and before the best three months, I will be disgusted with my makeup poems." The second is Han Jiang's opening.

"The guest points to the empty book, learns to draw the eight-character eyebrows, writes fine and green, and the old fear is not appropriate."

"Spring wine in the first month, sinking on both sides. In the first month, the spring lantern is cut, and the hibiscus is burned and branched. ”

"One bed and two good things are not in the world, how can a good woman get a good husband. The high roll bead curtain is bright and the candle is lit, and the Bodhisattva is taught to look at the hemp hu. ”

"It is rumored that the candle is lowered to red powder, don't do spring in front of the Spiegel, you don't need to take off your red makeup, and you have eyebrows to wait for the painting." As soon as this poem came out, not only did the people outside laugh and bend over, but the laughter of the women inside also came out.

"It's not a good thing at a young age, or is it the youngest new science and technology scholar in the Great Song Dynasty?" The woman in green said.

Zhang Dian said with a smile: "Sister, you just said that you have heard this poem, or this poem does not fit this situation." ”

The woman in green said: "Even if you pass the level of hypnotic poems, the groom official will write a poem specifically for the bride, I have heard of such an eternal sentence as 'suddenly looking back, but the person is in the dim light', don't think about writing a poem to fool us." ”

Lu Zifei thought to himself that it was okay, okay, as long as it wasn't a bizarre prank, although he didn't want to painfully copy the quatrains of those great poets, but in order to marry his daughter-in-law, he gave up.

The appearance still has to be done, pretending to think about it, and then said: "Today's time is pressing, and this song is a bit cheesy, don't be surprised. There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and the three smiles are in vain. ”

Why did I choose Huang Zeng's colloquial poem, because this poem fits his acquaintance with Cai Mengyue very well, and the woman in green also thought that Lu Zifei would beg for mercy, but she didn't expect him to make it in less than half a pillar of incense.

Everyone thought that the show was over, after all, the literati couldn't play any other tricks except composing poems and making fu, but the woman in green said: "This question is an additional question, and we will get out of the way if the groom can answer it or not." ”

When he kicked the door, he didn't rush to this time, Lu Zifei said with a smile: "Girl, please ask the question"