The woman in green smiled strangely and said: "We little women must be convinced of the talent of the champion, but this question has nothing to do with talent, Lu Hou listened well, 'You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, two people can't do it together' Please ask what this is." ”

Lu Zifei thought to himself that there were so few entertainment activities of the ancients! Taking a simple brain teaser to test himself, he said without thinking: "Dream! I also give you a question, you listen well, a kind of thing, the long of the northern alien race, the short of the Great Song Dynasty, after marriage, women can use this thing of men, monks have but don't use it, girl, what do you say it is. ”

"Rascal, how can Sister Mengyue marry a scoundrel like you in broad daylight."

Men will smile heartily, isn't this the thing under the crotch? The woman covered her face with a palette and ran away, how could this bridegroom be like this? Is it appropriate to say such a joke on a wedding day?

Lu Zifei said in confusion: "Where did you think of it, the answer is not what you imagined. ”

"Everyone is a man, what's so embarrassing about this, the groom is going to pick up your bride!"

"Yes! There is no need to quibble, we all understand, at first glance, it is the people of my generation, the champions are different, and the questions asked are so fresh and refined, it is difficult for us laymen to look at it. ”

Still don't explain, your brothers are all obscene, do they believe it if you explain it to others? When leaving Cai's house, Cai Mengyue on his back asked, "Brother Shi, what is the answer?"

Lu Zifei said distressedly: "Why are you still called Brother Shi today, I will tell you the answer when I call Xianggong." ”

"Haven't you visited the church yet? It can only be called after worshipping the church. Cai Mengyue said shyly.

Lu Zifei said: "Then you can guess slowly!" I'll tell you when you call Xianggong. ”

Cai Mengyue really can't scream, it's too embarrassing, although the world brother was a small soldier when he first met him, he also looked like a gentleman, did he just reveal his true nature today? When his mind was still thinking nonsense, he was put into a sedan chair by Lu Zifei.

The Cai family also worked hard for the sake of face this time, there is no red makeup for ten miles, but there is definitely one in Erli, the sound of gongs and drums of joy, the sound of children chasing and begging for candy, and the noisy housekeeper scolding, are all envious in the eyes of countless people, and the emperor's marriage is nothing more than that!

The Lu family has no relatives, so it is much simpler here, after the firecrackers go off, Lu Zifei will carry them into the marriage room, and the old ladies in the room will sprinkle dates and peanuts, and after a small ceremony, Cai Mengyue finally sat on the marriage bed prepared by Lu Zifei for her.

Lu Zifei whispered: "You sit here obediently, I went out to entertain guests, you can call someone if you need anything." ”

"Brother Shi, go! I'm fine, hard work. Cai Mengyue said under the hijab.

When Lu Zifei arrived in the front yard and saw that there were not many guests coming, he wanted to find a place to steal a little lazy, and found that there were many people gathered at the door.

Liu Chang said: "Your father-in-law is really bleeding!" Hanzhang, you look at this box of antiques, plain three-color porcelain, colorful treasure pattern multi-treasure grid, wooden fish stone tea set, Tang royal red bottle, I look at the eyes hot. ”

Lu Zifei said: "Why don't I think it's as good as the bottle I burned at home? ”

Han Jiang said to Liu Chang: "The celadon burned in Hanzhang's house is indeed better than this, but antiques, just play an ancient character, a very good thing, in fact, I want to open those boxes of books, calligraphy and paintings to see, Lord Cai is everyone in this regard." ”

Calligraphy and painting are more easily damaged, they just said, no one dared to open it to see, not long time passed, one after another guests have come to the door, Lu Zifei estimated that there will not be many guests today, so there are not many seats.

Bao Zheng was the earliest and highest person among the guests, and said to Lu Zifei with a smile: "Self-cultivation Qi family rules the country and the world, the Qi family is an indispensable part, and the time point is also very good, uncle is waiting for the day when you rule the country and the world." ”

"Uncle, don't just talk about me, the elder brothers are also old!"

Bao Zheng said: "The marriage has already been decided, just wait for the marriage to enter the door, I won't let you wait for a long time, you are busy with yours!" I'll go find your master. ”

When Wen Yanbo came, Lu Zifei was surprised, Wen Yanbo's impression of him was not very good, and Lu Zifei also respectfully invited people into the inner hall when he came to the door, if Wen Yanbo was surprised, Song Qi was shocked.

"Lord Song is now famous all over the world, I thought that Lord Song had a high vision and looked down on my family."

Song Qi's expression did not change because of these yin and yang strange words, and said lightly: "You don't need to mock me, public is public, private is private, this old man can still distinguish clearly, I haven't reached the point of being old and confused, why, I am not welcome to come." ”

Lu Zifei laughed at himself: "You are about to become the prime minister when you enter Beijing, I am not welcome to enter the court, I am afraid that someone will wear small shoes for me when I enter the court." ”

"It's a lot of resentment! The old man doesn't care about you, as for entering the court, he depends on his ability. ”

"You are the prime minister who can hold the boat in his belly, I am not the prime minister, so it is my nature to repay the eyes, you had better pray not to be in my hands, I will not be polite at that time."

Song Qi said: "Yes, it seems that you have matured a lot when you think of this, but I should still thank you." ”

Lu Zifei said angrily: "Thank you, forget it, don't make trouble for me, I'll thank God, please inside!" ”

The maritime merchants in Quanzhou don't have this kind of treatment, you let them sit with Wen Yanbo and Bao Zheng, they don't dare, so they can only sit in the open-air greenhouse, obviously there are a lot of good times to talk about things today, so they are also very sensible and didn't mention it.

The gifts they brought were very direct, they didn't bring those vain things, they were all rare treasures that made people exclaim, these treasures were either from the sea or from Fanbang, and they also explained the same to the onlookers, as for the reason, it was nothing more than to lure more people out to sea.

Lu Zifei turned a blind eye to his arrival, and left on the spot after leaving ten sweaty BMWs, he came to tell Lu Zifei that the original cooperation was still effective.

The alternative Qingyi Ghost Chapter was very happy, because he could eat the food of this local tyrant's family again, and after saying a few words, he asked, "Brother, where is your family's food?" I'm hungry all the way. ”

Lu Zifei smiled and asked his subordinates to take him to the place to eat, for this kind of real person who sincerely came to celebrate his wedding, he welcomed it very much, he was happy from the bottom of his heart, there was no pretentiousness in them, and it was very comfortable to get along with.

Xiao Guanyin, who was far away in Dadu, got the news from somewhere, and sent Lu Zifei a picture of the four seasons drawn by himself.

He already knew where Master Li was staying, he just sent someone to protect him secretly, and he didn't disturb him, what was she doing at this moment? The other woman was naturally filtered out by him.

Carefully calculate that there are still two love debts to be repaid, this is probably the most difficult debt in the world to repay, I didn't expect that I would also become a big radish on the day, hey, my woman still has to be found back! Otherwise, there will be more and more green on the head.

Ouyang Xiu, Han Qi, and Fan Zhongyan came hand in hand, and no one could afford to neglect these three giants when they arrived, Fan Zhongyan said with a smile: "It's different after marrying a wife, you can't do what you want like before, I'm watching you show your skills from afar, young man." ”

Han Qi said: "It must be a wonderful thing to be an official in the same dynasty with you, enjoy this last freedom!" ”

Lu Zifei secretly thought, you won't have a few days to live in peace, and you still want to be an official in the same dynasty as me, someone has long wanted to kick you out of the court, Ouyang Xiu is different, and scolded: "Boy, I have been busy for several days, and you haven't thought about thanking me well." ”

"Wait a minute, the boy will definitely toast you a few more glasses of wine, and I will bother you to officiate at the wedding in a while"

"You two see, this kid is purely using me as a free laborer." Ouyang Xiu was angry and ruined.

The guests were almost here, Shao Yong said that it was okay to start, and Lu Zifei said, "Don't you wait for the palace one?" ”

Shao Yong whispered: "It's early, what about sitting in the back hall?" Didn't alarm anyone, what should we do, such an honor in the Great Song Dynasty is just for you to enjoy. ”

Lu Zifei pouted and said, "If you show up, you will die!" ”

"Stop talking to yourself there, go and bring the bride out."

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"One worships heaven and earth, two worships the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, the ceremony is completed, and enter the cave room."

Lu Zifei did not send his wife into the wedding room, but faced the guests and said: "First of all, I would like to thank the four parents for raising us with hard work, you are the loveliest people in the world, and then thank my relatives and friends for coming to my wedding with Mengyue,

And those good friends who have come from far and wide, thank you, I hope you have a happy day here today, and finally wish all of you good health, all the best, and a happy family. ”

The applause rang out, the simple wedding was over, and all that was left was to have a good drink, Lu Zifei took a group of groomsmen to shuttle around each table of guests, fortunately there were many groomsmen, otherwise he would have been unconscious by these wine barrels today.

After the guests left, Lu Zifei was swinging on both legs, even if he was stealing and slippery, he couldn't stand the crowd! staggered to the wedding room, and saw that Cai Mengyue was still sitting upright on the bed, so she wanted to step forward and lift her hijab.

"Uncle, I can't do it, I can't use my hands" and handed him a stick, Lu Zifei knew that this thing had a special name, but at this time, his groggy head couldn't remember it.

lifted his hijab and drank a glass of wine, Lu Zifei saw that the old woman in the room was still standing there and said, "Don't you go out because you want to see our husband and wife?" ”

"It's the rule, uncle"

Cai Mengyue was also embarrassed, this was the steward brought from her mother's house, it was arranged by Ge's family, and she couldn't refuse, Lu Zifei said: "In this family, I am the rule, and you will not be allowed to view the bedroom without my permission in the future, do you hear it." ”

Unwilling to let the old mother quit, leaving two lonely men and widows, Cai Mengyue lowered her head and did not speak, Lu Zifei said: "You sit like this for a day and are you hungry." ”

"Not hungry," just after he finished speaking, there was a grunting sound in his stomach.

Cai Mengyue, who was blushing, lowered her head, and the two of them solved a roast chicken, full of lust and lust, and Lu Zifei's body that had been holding back for a long time was a little obedient.

"Lady, isn't it time for us to go to sleep" The following picture is not enough to be humane with outsiders.