675 immortal energy surrounds
The court hall that was holding a court meeting was in chaos like a vegetable market at that time. Not only is there a lot of 'immortal qi' floating in the court, but there are also the quarrels of the civil and military officials, including the guards and His Majesty the Emperor!
And after I found out that this was a trickster, I quickly stopped her silently in my heart! But I don't know how the white mist appeared in front of me, and the fog is completely different from the one made by dry ice......
It's just that everything has happened, even if I stopped the mischievous trick of the naughty man~ But now the court is also surrounded by a large white mist into a fairy mist, although it really looks like when I watched "Havoc in Heaven...... However, His Majesty the Emperor here did not get under the table~ The most important thing is that there is no troublesome Sun Monkey here......
"Escort ~ escort!" "Auspicious rain from heaven! God bless the Tang Dynasty! "That's a lot of marshmallows......"
The other civil and military officials above the court also began to mumble to each other. Some people shouted for escorts, and some people slapped their ass...... But who is the man who shouts "a lot of marshmallows"? Another traverser? Otherwise, how could the word 'marshmallow' be shouted in this era......
"Huh? Why did this stinky boy come to the court? I identified it, only to learn that it was not other traversers, but that Dugumou kid was mixed in the last column of the civil and military officials, looking at the words of these suddenly appeared fogs...... He had really eaten marshmallows, so it was not surprising that this guy said such things so calmly~ It's just that this guy can be met there? What is his position? How can you meet him when you go to the grassland, when he was arrested in Chang'an City, he was still the guard in the prison, and he was also in the reinforcements when Luoyang City had an accident~ Now he is running to the court to hold a court meeting? What is the identity of this guy!
"Go back and have a chance to ask him!" I'm starting to have some doubts about that kid now. This guy is too good at running away! I can meet him everywhere I go?
Seeing that this guy still took the time to wink at me, I thought I'd go back and let the prize come and help 'invite' him to come over.
But to be honest, I really don't know how to end this situation in front of me! Why is this little girl so diligent today? took the initiative to jump out of such a place...... What does this make me?
When I thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with a good solution, the other people in the court seemed to have discovered that the source of these fogs was from me, and then someone really jumped out and pointed to my position and shouted, "Hey! Li ~ Li County male? Why are you sending out such clouds? Is there some deep meaning? ”
I took a look, only to find out that this person was actually the old man Tang Jian who I had saved once on the grassland, but I felt that the other party was full of malice...... It's just that how can he still have an obvious intention to help me get rid of my guilt in these words?
"Impossible, right? Would this old man be so kind? But if he hadn't jumped out and pointed at me, maybe no one would have found out that I did it, right? After watching Tang Jian jump out, I muttered in my heart.
I don't know why, I always feel as if this Tang Jian has other intentions for me. It's just that since I saved him, it doesn't seem to have really targeted me, right?
After thinking about it so much, but still feeling that Tang Jian was unreliable, I quickly defended myself. And with an idea, I suddenly thought of a good note, maybe I can really exonerate myself! This disturbs the court, it seems to be a big sin!
"Ahem! Qiyu ~ Your Majesty ~ " I thought about it for a while, and then what I originally said to Tang Jian changed to directly reply to the emperor on the dragon chair as soon as my tone changed. And I also asked the mandarin to help, put a canned corn taken out of the supermarket in the mall and put it in my hand, and covered it with smoke, and then held up the canned corn and said: "Your Majesty, this is the treasure I am about to offer, because it was just taken out from the treasure house of my 'Shimen Bai Yujing', so the moment I opened the treasure house, I brought out the 'immortal qi' inside......"
As soon as I finished speaking, a person who looked like a civil official I didn't know suddenly jumped out, and pointed at my nose with the same action and shouted: "Kid nonsense, there will be some treasure house of the immortal family there, I'm afraid this is not a trick you deliberately made!" Said ~ Are you going to 'bully the king' and still want to deceive us with the tricks of the charlatans? ”
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After being pointed at my nose by this civil official, I really can't refute it! I don't know why this guy is doing this to me, but what he said is really the truth! This incident was originally made by the stinky girl who was idle and bored, and I really wanted to use this can to deceive everyone, so that the court must not give me a big crime of 'disturbing the court'......
"This~ this adult, I really don't have any nonsense!" I had to argue. And when I said that, I had already figured out how to explain it.
"Humph! If you kid doesn't talk nonsense, then come up with evidence! The civil official said unceremoniously.
"Okay, sir, please look at ......"
After I finished speaking, I took advantage of the smoke to cover it and directly asked the mandarin duck to help send a car refrigerator out~ It was still a kind that had just been removed from a certain car, and it could still be cold when the door was opened.
When I took out the refrigerator and opened the refrigerator door in front of everyone, another white mist slowly came out of the refrigerator. What's even more powerful is that the little clever ghost of Mandarin Man also knows to take another bucket of canned corn and put it in, so when I opened the door, there was really white mist, and another bucket of canned food was taken out from it, everyone was shocked by this 'treasure house'......
I could even hear a lot of people whispering, "Wow! There really is! ”
It's just that I don't know what the original owner of this refrigerator is intended, but he actually put a small piece of exquisite cake in this car refrigerator...... Or the kind of small round fresh fruit cream cake with a beautiful color and neat appearance...... The original owner of this refrigerator should be a woman! Why else would you put a cake here? And why doesn't this girl know how to take it out......
"Li Xiannan~ Is this what you call a 'treasure trove'? But why is it so small? And what is this? His Majesty the Emperor in the court had very good eyes, and he saw the cake in the refrigerator at a glance, and then asked curiously.
Seeing this situation, I found that the civil and military officials around me, including the civil official just now and Tang Jian, also set their eyes on the refrigerator. Moreover, the fog released by the ducks just now quickly dissipated more than half of it because it was still the crisp autumn season. So they all saw it clearly...... So I had to take out the cake from the refrigerator, and just wanted to take a few steps forward and present the cake and canned corn to His Majesty.
But I had barely taken a step when I was stopped by the guards in front of the palace. I guess if it weren't for the fact that these people had seen His Majesty the Emperor and I have breakfast with this morning. Then my action may even cause the other party to draw a knife against him...... So I hurriedly handed over the cake and canned food to the eunuch who came over with great discernment, and after the eunuch handed it over to the emperor, I explained: "Back to Your Majesty, this 'treasure house'~ It is not a large treasure house of our master, but a portable ~ Oh, it is a small ~ backpack that can be carried around...... " I really didn't know how to explain it, so I could only fool around.
"The main purpose of this treasure is to protect precious items from breakage~ Look at this 'cake'! It could only have been out for a short time before it went bad, just like spoiled rice. And if you put it in this treasure, or in my master's treasure vault, you can store it for a longer time......"
As soon as I said this, all the people in the court exclaimed. Some people even shouted, this is the treasure of the fairy family!
After the exclamation, I took back the refrigerator, and then continued to flicker~ cough cough, is to explain: "Your Majesty, this can is one of the treasures and grains I am about to offer." Not only does it taste good, but it also goes well as a staple food. Although the yield is not as high as that of 'potatoes', it can be said that there can be 800 to 1,000 catties! ”
When I said it, I actually said it according to the lines I memorized in advance, which I memorized from the pages of that book. It's just that I didn't notice at all that the pound in this era and the pound I said were actually completely different. And a pound in this era is heavier than I think a pound, in the Tang Dynasty, each pound was equal to 596.82 grams, and there is also an acre of land in this era and I think the size of an acre of land is not the same, and an acre in the Tang Dynasty is smaller than an acre in later generations. In addition, people in this era do not use chemical fertilizers to increase production. Therefore, I am actually misrepresenting the output.
Fortunately, everyone later discovered that the yield of corn was not as amazing as I said, but they all thought that it was caused by the difference between the 'fairy world' and the mortal land. After all, someone has really been to the 'White Jade Jingshi Gate' as I said! It was on Nie Xiaoqian's territory, and later, in order to perfect the lie of my 'Bai Yujing disciple', I also deliberately built a "playground" in the corner of the warehouse, just to use the equipment here, including the '5D movie', to fool people in this era...... But that's all for later.
His Majesty the Emperor did not eat this cake, because his attention was completely stunned by the yield of 800 to 1,000 catties per mu that I said. It's not as productive as 'Potato', but it's amazing! For this kind of food that can be eaten as a staple food, especially after hearing that it is still taken out of the 'fairy world', everyone in the entire court was stunned.
Fortunately, there is the yield of the 'potatoes' I offered some time ago as a base, plus all kinds of amazing actions that I have come up with one after another. So what I'm saying is not in doubt. It's just that His Majesty the Emperor asked what the taste of this 'corn' is and how to eat it as a staple food.
So I offered to have the rest of the boxes I had packed, and I opened the two cans I had just presented...... On the way, everyone in the court was attracted by the craftsmanship of tin cans, especially when I heard me say that the main purpose of this 'can' is to extend the storage period, and even store the shelf life of more than three years. (This is what is written on the canned package, and I just read it out, and I didn't mention the preparation.) )
Anyway, when everyone heard about it, they really turned their eyes red! They came straight to me and asked me for a plan for making this 'can'...... I still know why canned food lasts for a long time, but I don't know how canned food is made. And this kind of tin can seems to come out of an automatic machine, right? So I can only explain that this is the technology of the 'fairy world', which mortals can't do under normal circumstances. For this reason, I also made a point of promoting the college I was about to set up in advance.
When I mentioned that many of these 'immortal realm' techniques would be taught to students in the academy, many court bigwigs asked me on the spot if I could directly absorb their disciples...... If His Majesty the Emperor hadn't suddenly interrupted, then with the news of this academy, the main body of this court would have been able to deviate far away...... At this time, some people even said that they were going to marry me...... Who is so bold! I don't know if I'm a 'married man' now? And my wife is also the famous 'First Sister of Chang'an City' Cheng Tie Award...... If you want to marry me, aren't you afraid that this girl will turn around and block your door? I think this girl can really do that......
I digress again.
After His Majesty the Emperor finally brought the topic to 'corn', I distributed the opened cans to all the civil and military officials to taste. It's just that the two cans I took out, one can was directly given to His Majesty to taste, and the rest of the civil and military officials in the court could only taste the other can, which is definitely not enough! In order to make this corn a genuine and recognized delicacy in the court, I could only generously ask Mandarin to send more than a dozen cans of canned corn, so that all the civil and military officials could taste the sweet taste of the canned corn. In order to earn a good credit, I didn't tell you that the corn in this can actually has a better taste and sweetness than ordinary corn...... After all, it's got salt and sugar in it.
While I was eating, I pressed the package after packing, and it was finally brought by the guards and eunuchs. I saw that the package here had not been opened at all~ I really don't know if this is really reassuring to me by the people of the imperial court, or if they are too careless and don't say that they want to check whether the package is safe or not......